/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56959276
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Total hedgies death

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf

>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
'MOASS' is a matter of time

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

Last time on /GME/: >>56948326

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>>56959276
>shameless twitter advertising again
>>56944183
>made at 293 posts
>>56934218
finish your gay thread frenchfag
>>56948326
>>56948326
>>56948326

>>56959276
Fuck the French faggot.

Total frogposter death.

Yesterday, the sun was flooded with people talking about QAnon. Today, bill pulte (RC’s investment partner) tweeted “Q” and then deleted it. Curious.

Nothing personal, hedgies. You have no one to blame but yourselves.

>>56959445
No the q tweet happened before q anon fag was posting.

>>56959484
I know that’s not true, because I am that q poster.

>>56959445
Are you the shill that was pushing q anon yesterday and today tried to deny that Conspiracy is a crime?

>>56959495
Welcome back you antisemitic fuck.

>>56959506
Yeah, I just said that. Keep up.

>>56959519
Gme beat earnings estimates you stupid q anon terrorist. Leave the Jews alone.

I fucked Q's mom right into her Qunt and three glowcucks were watching. It was massively fake and incredibly gay and forced to the point of unhealthy cringe. 2/10 would not recommend.

>>56959575
>earnings
How much did they earn?

>>56955860

>>56959615
>Gigaswap dated 1970-Jan-19 16:32:56

>Entered the date into Epoch Calculator, which uses Unix for timestamps.

>Took the timestamp and added 3 zeros, as if it was measuring the date in milliseconds.

The result: 2021-Mar-03 12:53:20 (GMT). Same date of the infamous GME crash.

While im looking forward to seeing what happens, the amount of attention paid to the giga-swap by gay nigger-faggot bakers makes me suspect its another psyop

This will be confirmed if day of/after the swap there is a barrage of "KEK SWAP BAGGIES" posts.

>>56959590
more than the estimates

>>56959763
So you don’t know how much net profit they earned?

>>56959736
I really hope the swap ends up being some psyop. $999,999,999,999,999.99 is a pretty heavy bag and if it means nothing then it would only serve to embolden some of the more schizophrenic investors. As for me I'm waiting on the announcement of the mysterious $999,999,999,999,999,999.99 swap that shows up on someone's ledger. Will Kenny-boy be the final bag holder or will it be some other talmudic entity? Clown world keeps clowning and if fifteen 9s worth of money doesn't instantly break the economy then we're in for some really silly times. Also free Palestine

kek
hf big mad
https://www.tradingview.com/news/DJN_DN20231212005161:0/

Digits is percent chance of moass today, We're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard its unreal.

>>56959859
Even if it gets kicked I would actually consider that a form of positive feedback. The only evidence we have of the swap existing is a series of screenshots. I dont think you can find it if you look at the source: (https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/cftc/dashboard.do))

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/phexb2/comment/hbi16s4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

This is where it was first reported I think and that has a link to where it was found, but its like not there anymore so either it was hidden or i dont know. Good thing they did their due dilligence to take a billion screenshots so while im sure its not a fake image.

If it appears again, IMO this turns it from a theoretical hot potato to a fucking nuclear bomb that is constantly changing hands which I would be delighted to see.

>>56959933
>https://www.tradingview.com/news/DJN_DN20231212005161:0/

you got a tldr that doesnt have a account wall? also nice digits

>>56959970
>>56959933
nevermind I got it

>> reeeee no i dont want to report how I shorted a company %140 reeeeeeee

>>56959933
>>56960016
This might sound retarded, but what are the chances of Hedgies winning the lawsuit and getting the new rules repealed?

kek dumb fuck baggots

>>56959516

>>56960100
Slim. Even with the gigabased non-delegation argument that would delete most of the federal regulatory system they'd have to argue that Congress did not imbue the SEC with authority to protect retail traders from short sellers which would be a laugh.

>>56960100
Since I consider the SEC is already working with one hand behind its back, its hard to tell. I'm not convinced the SEC is really on the side of retail, but also not quite on the side of hedgefunds either. Honestly, my guess is it will be litigated for months and months and then there will be a very small concession somewhere and it fades to the ether and forgotten about.

>>56960100
That being said those, aren't some of the measures already approved, so even if it gets litigated wouldnt they be required for the period that the rules are active to be enforced?

Maybe we'll get some more peeks behind the curtains

>>56960154

>>56960100
depends on the judge

>all the baggies slowly sneaking in “I actually think the swap is a psyop” or “I hope the swap doesn’t make anything happen because then poopoopeepeecaca!!”
Oh no no no no no no baggies, how did everyone call your preemptive cope so easily? Lmao

>>56960310
Nah we can just smell disingenuous shill nonsense.

>>56960310
>he thinks the $999T swap is real

>>56960322
Checked I made it up and emailed it to a Redditor.

Let this shit die
Stop holding the bank of some banker

kek dumbfuck baggies

kek stupidfuck baggots

Kek stupid fucking kekkies dumbass baggies lick my FUCKING axe Wound gahHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

>>56960322
>999T
It's 999B, almost ONE trillion.
The number of times ive seen this mistake made makes me suspect it as the subtlest fud since we started talking about the swap expiring.jaj40y

>>56960343
>>56960367
>>56960406
look at this troon ID hop lol

>>56960416
Nope, 999T. Count the 9s for yourself.

>>56960416
999.999.999.999.999,00
count again anon.

Check out this great video about GME, BBBY and AMC meme stocks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh baggies

>>56960466
That’s a great video that gives a non-biased view on the whole meme stock craze.

>>56960456
>>56960427
J... Jesus Christ.
That doesn't even feel possible.
My apologies, gmentlemen.

>>56960416
>I bet my life savings on DD written by the likes of these bozos
Yeah, I deserve to lose my money.

>>56960480
It's why the frenchfag dug up a two year old post to smear doody (association with his bad posts) over it to get people to stop nooooticing so much.

>>56960466
gamergate onions puppet niggerlover faggot who's 38 without kids is against my financial decision? God, that tastes great in my mouth

>>56960406
>troon shills losing their minds
why did you cut your own balls of you dummy? why? now you are doomed to shill the gme thread until you hit 40 and rope yourself. is this what you wanted? is this what your mom and dad wanted for you? you fucked up.

>>56960480
Because it isn't. It's some kind of shitty test or placeholder, or it could even be a faked screenshot for all I know. This is the grift, stringing us along and keeping us holding as it makes a 45 degree angle to zero.

>>56960474
Shut up you dumb q anon psycho.

>>56960530
hell yeah dude

>>56960513
If you already believe this why “continue to hold”? Why continue to come here?

>>56960427
Am I correct in understanding that current cope date is in three days and the cope substance is a screenshot from some table with clearly some malformed data?

>>56960488
Why don't you go on and kill yourself? Your contribution to the world would be a net negative if I wasn't here to be inspired by how much of a nigger you are.

>>56960530
There is no such thing as “q anon”

>>56960557
I'm hoping to at least get my money back, if not make something from three years of holding what was supposed to be a quick play that has somehow turned into a long term hold. Cohen could end this tomorrow and we all know it, but he's not.

What happened to the Aile nafo tranny?

HAPPENING!!!
>>>/pol/451712574

>>56960697
>old news

>>56960565
The malformed data is a seconds/milliseconds conversion error.

>>56959727

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>56.97%

>>56960665
But why don't you kill yourself? You're a loser who fell for a scam, after all, at your age ammounting to something above gutter cocktail is insurmountable.

>>56960764
Nah, I'll be fine thanks. Suicide is for cowards.

>>56960712
What evidence points to this even being related to GME?

>>56960665

>>56960692
xhe joined the statistic

>>56960764
>But why don't you kill yourself? You're a loser who fell for a scam
Odd that it's GME you signal out instead of the dozens of shitcoin threads where people lost biggly on /biz/.

>>56960779
The fact that we know Archegos had a bunch of equities swaps that blew up and GME's price still traces former Archegos longs for no fundamental reason.

>>56960806
It's not odd, actually, it's just idiosyncratic.

>>56960826
I know GME was the poison that did Archegos in (interestingly I was called a shill when I suggested that three years ago) and CS died from holding their stinky bags. I just don't believe a $999T swap would exist let alone that preditors would be able to view it. Even if it was real, these fags would just kick the can. But maybe I'm wrong, we'll see soon.

>>56960860
shut the fuck up you self important double nigger nobody cares

>>56960858
So why specifically hate on GME? Why aren't you posting about stinky linkies?

>>56960860
JPM, Goldman, BoA, etc. have quadrillions of dollars of notional value derivatives. The magnitude of the number is realistic.

>>56960860
>Even if it was real, these fags would just kick the can
The question is...can they even still do that?
RRP is going down the shitter just to keep this stock from exploding, and when this swap expires, will they even have enough money to stay afloat and not get margin called?

Tick Tock.

>>56960886
I don't hate anything about GameStop, I specifically hate him. I hate him.

>>56960860
Does a swap that big mean that that amount of money is actually flying around, or is it like a line of credit where parties agree to deal with amounts up to that point?

>>56960995
It's the difference between the value of each parties posted cashflow.

Means the value is probably an error, but what error makes the value rollover to 999 trillion?

>>56960995
It's a variance swap so there are payouts based on the price action of the covered equities, and then when it eventually unwinds we see the equities change hands

If the $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap expiration breaks the economy then we MOASS. But what if it doesn't? What if the expiration of a $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap owned by the major bank UBS doesnt instantly break the economy? Will they short even harder? Whose going to be taking on the $999,999,999,999,999,999.99 swap? But wait the US dollar is fake! I propose the next major bank takes on a $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 swap just so that the status quo can be preserved for one more day. We thought that the investors are the ones competing for the high score but it's actually the banker class that is competing to be the best. Look at all those 9s. If you just ignore the negative sign then that is one happy moths child

I dont listen to fat people

>>56961220
Don't talk about Gaben and Ryan like that.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>56961082
I just wanna kill Switzerland.
Those fuckers had it too good for too long.

>>56960995
>>56961028
>>56961037
The notional value of a swap is the total amount of securities. The actual amount of money that trades hands is far smaller. HOWEVER. If one party of the swap goes bust then whatever hedge was being provided by the agreement is suddenly gone and that starts a potential cascade of dominoes.

>>56961250
Based, neutrality means they’ve picked their side.

>>56959933
>>56959964
>>56960753
so, tomorrow?

>>56961082
Yep, the system is fake and gay numbers on a screen.

So what is the source for these expiring equity swaps? I've been trying to figure out what this ACTUALLY means from a non-tinhat view and can't find anything

hey guys lets hype this date surely this is the one

(i bought 3 (Three) units of gamestocks today)

>>56961531
Source is excel spreadsheet and inspect element

>>56961561
Yes, we understand how shorts cover, but the equity swaps themselves? We're going to need a wrinkle brain over here.

MOASS on Thursday, checkem

>>56961600
Witnessed

>>56961600
Checked.

>>56961600
based

>>56961600
MOASS the day before the $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap expires? Checked and I believe you

Happy Hanukkah, /GME/hadis. I'm gonna celebrate by playing this.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1714420/Fursan_alAqsa_The_Knights_of_the_AlAqsa_Mosque/

>>56961673
Gaben stepped up his game, Ryan better catch up.

>>56961600
Yea i think its happening

just dropped another 500 into this shit stock because i hate wall street. They are at the center of every fucking evil the west has suffered. Should put me over 500 shares which is prolly going to be my limit unless they really are stupid enough to drop it under 10.

>>56961748
that is very anti Semitic

>>56961600
Checked. Anyone got the copypasta? What waifus are gonna be made real?

Anyone know an easy way to buy options in Europe? Trade Republic doesn't have all tickers and the IKBR website is designed by a maidenless turboautist.

>>56961797
>options
>Europe
die

>>56960697
Kek baggies

>>56960995
Bag this big is like casually rolling through HOMM3 with 7777 arch angels slapping the fuck out of troglodytes.

How are you bros celebrating the dead deaddy death day?

>>56961673

Anyone else feel like they have enough shares, but also not enough at the same time? I don't want to fuck up this once in a lifetime opportunity.

AI says its T+2. T+35 fags can now leave the building.

>They hated the AI overlords because they told the truth

First complaint of logos happened Sep 22 2023, but probably sooner
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/55950345#p55954379

First instance of recent thread splitting happened 26 Sep 2023
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56192656/#q56202752, only change to OP was removal of "sneed hedgies"

First thread in which 2nd post got a major rewrite, mostly including more info not necessarily bad info Sep 27 2023
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56212229/

First thread in which OP's started correlating GME with AMC (AMSNEED) and OP got reorganized a lot. (Sep 29)
archived.moe/biz/thread/56231216/#56231216

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56299571/
RRP disappeared but came back later(Oct 6)

First thread in which OP started including BBBYQ (October 6th)
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56302026/#56302026

Correlating with RRP, it does seem to appear that all the noise really started picking up once RRP started falling off a cliff, especially at the big dump on Sep 29th. What an interesting coincidence!

>>56962998
RRP is the logical play. GME turned out to be a marathon, but although the distance is long there is a finish line. We absolutely will be seeing some fireworks along the way as GME is loaded with far too many anomalies. Wallstreet would 100% orchestrate a pump and dump on GME, yet we have data showing that retail is buying and NOT selling. Yet the price goes down? It makes zero sense. GME even has a visionary goal of revitalizing the company, so it is not merely a brick and mortar. Yet none of these prospects are priced into the stock. No debt. None of it makes any sense whatsoever if you do not account for the systemic short position used to balloon a $10BN portfolio into controlling $65BN of assets. Vampire bit off more than they could chew, and shorting an liquid stock to this level is single handedly the most dangerous move you can make in all of finance. MOASS, and infinity squeeze are the logical repercussions of doing so. We all own what they need to buy, and simply "providing liquidity" is not good enough. They sold what they do not own, and as retail we can demand ownership of our investments. And this is what they cannot procure. Probably NONE of our stocks in anything are anywhere close to representative of what we have bought. We simply have no reason to believe the whole market isn't a fraudulent ponzi scheme. This is what Wallstreet has done. They have been caught, and they all need to go into the woodchipper of justice.

>>56962989
>Delivery Date : 19/12/2023
>Counterparties : Global
>Equity sum : $162 Trillion USD purchased at market to be delivered
>First counterparty amongst all global counterparties receive delivery survives their short position
>Decentivised to delay settlement as they would default the short position

Please find attached a complete list of Archegos counterparties for the short-short basket equity swap.

Golden crabs in a silver bucket.

>>56962998
>>56963027
>>56963048

Kek desperate delusional dumbfuck daggots

>>56963151
>interesting take, very impressive
>Now, let's see a response that isn't braindead and has actual substance to it

Dark sorcerer here. I've been going around offering homeless people $20 for them to sell their souls to me. On the solstice I'm going to perform a ritual to summon the MOASS and fuel my spell with the sacrificed souls.

>>>/pol/451753778
OHHHH HEDGIESSSS

>>56963246
>1ptbid

Baggot dumbfuck buy more and then screenshot average

>>56963473
I really hope this is finally the can that can't be kicked. It's time for the chicanery to end.

>>56963473
surprised how many in /pol/ agree with us. unless it’s just you fags posting. imagine if pol does to gme what they did with trump in 2016 or to shia leboufs flag, kek. i wouldn’t want to be the hedgies if that level of autism gets involved.

>>56963614
Pol is closely monitored and has heavy shill pressure. They don't want that kind of autism going unchecked again. But the lebeuf thing was pretty good. Imagine calculating shadow length to find a flagpole internationally.

>>56963614
Same thing in the QAnon forums. People love GME there.

>>56963649
It's you again.

>>56963649
I'll pay you $20 if I can buy your soul. I need it for a project.

>“The whole GameStop conspiracy theory, I mean that’s come and gone,” said Griffin, revealing that he does not spend much time on Reddit. “It was fascinating to be in the center of that conspiracy.”
>“It was like a bad comedy joke,” Griffin replied. “It was like a Saturday Night Live sketch the whole time.”

>>56963344
Interesting, but you should know virgin souls are the strongest.

>56963473
Why do baggies think creating a gme thread on /pol/ gives it some legitimacy? It's so insanely transparent and cringe it's unreal.

>>56962525
I think RC Ryan Chobani is organising things so that we never have to actually sell our shares. He's going to be investing the billion cash on hand so that annual divvy's will result in you being able to live quite comfortably. I think if you have at least 1000 shares you should do quite nicely out of this.

>>56963694
el classico

>>56963750
Are you mad because you had to call the department that handles pol and tell them to shut it down?

Why do hedgies think flooding a gme thread on /biz/ gives it some legitimacy? It's so insanely transparent and cringe it's unreal.

>>56963750
make sure to keep my companys thread bumped there too you lil bottom bitch

>>56963684
Souls aren’t real.

>>56963712
Yes but most virgins are neckbeards and I don't feel like going door to door and searching for houses with basements.

>>56963807
So we have a deal.

>>56963793
I'm 100% certain this rant was written by Kenny himself.

>>56963797
>>56963802
>>56963804
Look how mad and embarrassed you baggies are, this proves you made the pol thread, kek.

>>56959276
dumbfuck baggies KEK!

>still using fake bakes
why? Why are you still using them? Why are you not making a genuine thread and ignoring those who are trying to divide you with bullshit in the image names?

>>56963847
>my company

Faggot your $100 in shares has less impact than a minimum wage shelf stocker

>>56963906
>just dilute the thread again!

i see riiiiight through you

>>56964026
Jesus christ you fucking retard I am simply saying when he bakes fake threads with shit in them stop using them and make real threads you legit meds required schizo

>>56962280
whhy peta kneel

>>56963614
>surprised how many in /pol/ agree with us.
Where_do_you_think_you_are.jpeg
We've been here from the beginning, it's just that /pol/ has been brought to a stand-still on any productive discussion because of Hasbara shills, shabbos troons, and glow niggers, especially on any topic discussion GME. Murdoch Murdoch mentioned this in his book, about how /pol/ is where you go to have spicy conversations, but nothing fruitful can come of them anymore at this stage of the game. The true redpill is seen in your day-to-day life and learned by experience and honesty with yourself, removed from societal propaganda.

I was told IRL that billionaires were seething about GME, I know that those billionaires were kikes and shabbos goyim, so naturally acting against them was only in my and my people's best interest. Many /pol/acks see it the same way.
>A temporary alliance between reddit and jews to take down other jews
Shrimple as that.

Hello sers, why drs numbers no go up? Three (3) years but float still no drs one (1) time?

>>56963838
You can’t form a contract for a fictional item. Under common law, it’s impossible for us to have a deal since what you’re asking for doesn’t exist. It’s like trying to make a deal for a unicorn.

>>56964085
I'll be there tonight. You'll sign the contract with a little blood. I'll erase your memory of it, easy peasy.

>>56959276
>>56959280
Israeli Faggot Force, I will get my taxes back from you faggots

>>56959516
Bro throwing around compliments lol.

>>56964117
You’ll have to get past my drawbridge. In order to do so, you must answer my riddles three, or face the wrath of my cave trolls.

>>56964325
If you aren't selling just say so. It can't be coerced. But it's funny that you won't agree even though you don't believe that you have a soul. I don't get a lot of takers even among atheists.

>>56964062
This guy gets it.

>>56964398
>pining for an ashkenazi soul
It's probably been rehypothecated 6 million times at this point

>>56964062
>accelerate
based, max baggie'd, and red pilled

why is the thread so slow

>>56964439
Kek. Wouldn't be the first time the blood didn't stick.

ooooo

>>56964541
Because there's real discussion elsewhere about the direction of the company.

>>56961735
>there can only be one

>>56964541
certain members of the samefaggery got jannied last night

>read /pol/ thread
>bongistan, possibly from the Islamic Caliphate of Kent, is pushing Teddy
For what purpose?

>>56964541
Any time there is big news looming everyone sort of gets quiet. The SIX MILLION DOLLAR swap is expiring on 12.15.23 and that could be the beginning of the end.

>>56964587
Cope faggot, you had all the time to read up and now its too late you little spastic

The facts are

>Teddy Holding LLC exist
>Trademarks for Teddy exist overlapping with BBBY / BABY services / products
>Cohen launches children books, showing business is real (full of clues and hints)
>Has made it clear BBBY is a target of his, going so far as to obfuscate EVERYTHING he has done with them including their standstill agreement
>Board agreed they were still working with Cohen when this ended
>Becomes Chief Investment Office, Chairman, CEO of Gamestop to invest in other companies
>Matt Furlong outlined this then was "let go" with "not for long" tweet from Cohen alluding to him heading up something new (Teddy)
>Cohen has alluded to Buffets and IEPs holding companies, Coke, Apple, etc as a growth and dividend stock

AND YOU STILL THINK THEY ARENT LINKED YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>56964618
shalom keith, I thought I recognized that retardation.

>>56964598
kek Kennies

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>Cohen makes Teddy Holdings
>Teddy makes trademarks overlapping BBBY and is likely the now owner of said business
>Cohen now CIO and is aligned to use his and GME money in joint ventures
>Lets totally not use this to reverse merger into it despite Cohen calling out Buffet in a thumb war and alluding to do exactly this and lets just waste it and...

This is the mind of retarded maxis who have the critical thinking ability of a snail, jesus christ how the fuck do you chucklefucks not kill yourself putting on socks in the morning will forever astound me, you need a helmet just to go for a shit. Maxis have ZERO answer to any of this

>>56964755
So to profit off of this, if what you're saying happens, one buys GME, yes?

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>56964062
It's like people don't watch the streamable in the OP of these threads. Baka desu senpai.

>>56964755
>muh maxi
BBBY is dead and gone. The shares have no value and will not be uncancelled. At this point even if you're right the only publicly traded RC company with which to buy moon tickets is GME.

Gonna get real awkward in her real soon.

>>56963614
Hopefully in that scenario the reddit slaves don't get scared off by an influx of unemployed stormfags suddenly shilling for the same thing as them.

>>56964936
>Gonna get real awkward in her real soon.
In who, your mom? After the gangbang?

amc heading towards zero

>>56965087
gme as well

>>56965098
and that's a good thing (unironically)

>>56965110
correct
kek baggies

>56965098
how

hold the line hedgebros
two more weeks and the baggies will sell
where we short one we short all
-K

Ryan's dad got kekked to death this very day four years ago. May his flesh be boiled from his bones endlessly in Hell's blackest Tartarus

>>56965594
What did Ryan’s dad do to inspire such seethe in you?

>>56965594
Ok caroline

>>56965630
Came in Ryan’s mom kek

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>56959736
It's pretty much confirmed to be another hype date as it is so heavily pushed by that baguette banger

>>56965502
>-K
>Kingkike
RYAN STOP

Kek shills

WTFWT

given new information with this 999T swap or whatever the fuck, how much would a share be at minimum?

>>56965898
$3656.00 Each

>>56965898
About three fiddy

>>56965925
Daddy’s getting an Asus ROG 18 with a 4090 and a 13980hx

>>56964936
kek BBBaggie

>>56965853
why is her asshole on her tail?

>>56965925
>>56965929
wtf nooooo that sucks!!!

>>56965898
>>56965925
>$999,999,999,999,999.99
>/
>305,300,000 shares
>= $3,275,466.75 per share
You're off by 1000. 999T not 999B

>>56965948
I haven’t said a thing about bbby.

>>56964598
If we can make it to 8K a share that would be about all I need with my current stack. Anything above that would just be funny money territory for me.

>>56959276
Hold up. There's still a Gamestop General on biz? Its been like 4 years since the squeeze happened, what are you all doing here still?

>>56965987
thanks fren. plotting what to do with all my money

>>56965987
Yeah but you're forgetting to carry the 1.

>>56966013
Because I am addicted to hype dates and buying more

>>56965987
It's 0.15 units of €999T so ~$162T which works out to about $530,625 a share, well below the highest glitch prices we've seen.

>>56965987
i fear you have to count the naked shares as well.

>>56966051
oh no, how terrible

>>56965987
Multiply by 0.15, because that's the real value of the supposed contract. Could be a glitch (Unix systems), could not be, but it was only 0.15 of a unit. Please use your reading comprehension.

Double top on spy. Kek spyggots.

>>56963649
I hope the litmus test for being a bajillionaire neet is by reading a racist mongolian threadweaving image board.

>>56966051
good point, I did not take that into consideration.
>>56966026
kek
>>56966169
no

>>56964062
>especially on any topic discussion GME
They've busted out the old GME shill tactics over in the /pol/ thread.
>>56958081
>Now if you will excuse me, there seems to be a situation in the hot tub that requires my attention
Happy to report this issue has been resolved.

>>56965594
>Says the counterparty of the $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap.
Typical internet mischief would have most people wanting to blow out a hedge fund for teh lulz. Not the silly shillies of course. I wonder why that is?
TOP KEK

>>56966278

>>56966334
Seeing anons here rooting for hedge funds has been the strangest thing. I wonder why they would do that.

>>56966352
that asshole posted in these generals. Was a Keith defender and a BBBY buyer. The biggest FUD of all is some of the people who hold this stock. Just look at that punchable face

Here's the resident crypto baggie

>>56966370
He literally called Keith a faggot. Get the lore straight nigger.

>>56966370
Retard

>>56966388
Careful. He knows some politically connected people.

>>56966388
>the lore
you've never seen a real vagina in person. Is that you in the photo? dumbass

uhh apes? we're getting owned in the /pol/ thread.

>>56966363
>he’s unironically surprised to encounter contrarians on 4channel.org
guys i hate redditors so much it’s unreal

>56966434
Try the next thread.

>>56966440
Good. They deserve to be poor

>>56966466
Soon the only thing you’ll be in disagreement with is the ground when you jump.

>>56966486
>t. redditor

>>56966507
How will I ever recover?

>>56964565
>>56960427
Why is the event timestamp January 1. 1970?

Is it because this is some weird glitch or a placeholder and not a genuine record?

>>56966539
start of unix time in the case of a blank date timestamp.

So yeah not the correct date

>>56966402
kek bill clinton

>>56966539
>>56966562
Jan 19, 1970 =/= Jan 1, 1970
Try harder

>>56966466
>4channelers love the Clinton's, Pozzed Woke Media, and Hedge Funds
kill yourself

>>56966592
>added two other things
>”surely nobody will notice my scarecrow argument”
>invests in a jew
>argues like a jew
>gets sasuga’d
sasuga

Seaking holds.

>56966617
>is Niggerfaggot
Lol lmao

>>56966534
Holy shit you are fat laptop guy aren’t you? I feel bad for you

6 get

Kek spyggots.

>>56966666
checked

>>56966666
Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies checked

>>56966677
Checked

>>56966617
>argues like a jew
that's rich coming from zioniggerfaggot

>>56966666
>green today
>+21% YTD
what did he mean by this bros

>>56966585
But still why 1970? Was Gamestop even around?

>>56965987
>I'm still not a billionaire with my make it stack if GME hits $3,275,466.75 per share

There will be blood.

Why is there a /pol/ thread about us?

>>56966694
Probably the retraction from 465 due to the fed maintaining rates.

>>56966773
but GME is about to tank the heckin market
>SPY hits ATH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56966370
He even kept posting pictures of himself afterwards like he was a thread celebrity. What a fat retard

Kek 15.50 after 3 years

NGMI

>>56966795
>ath

>>56966801
With a $13.21 average.

Comfy

>>56966795
>but GME is about to tank the heckin market
But unironically.

>>56966771
Link to it?

>>56966821
All those catalysts only to be $2.39/share profit

You aren’t trying hard enough

this gigaswap is gonna be another nothingburger

>56966840
This little bit of profit is still better than being a red on every chart crypto baggie

>>56966840
He’s still holding.
You’re not trying hard enough. Maybe try death threats again.

i need this to go to $45 a share to break even.

So did they actually go back in time to open the swap or did they just fudge the data?

Kek hedgies

>>56966809
>2% away from ATH
now do GME
>he won’t
>he can’t muster up the courage to do this calculation
ouch

>56966892
>can't afford spy
>sucks it off

>>56966827
See >>56963473. Interesting point about the pushback in that thread being that they don't want GME to break containment and spill over to /pol//

The giga swap expiry is about to trigger 99% crypto sell off isnt it?

>>56966979
Yes and it will be crypto baggie DOTR and the insane mania over imaginary internet money will finally be over

>>56966950
The main shill in there is one of our usuals. He even has all the same images with the same filenames. What a strange way to spend one’s free time.

>>56966881
Someone entered the timecode wrong. Convert that to unix epoch number thingy, ad 3 zeros to the end, convert it back, and the date makes more sense.

>flat
Rrp under 800b soon. Then moass.

Who the heck is giving Griffin another $400 million ffs?

>>56966999
Nice digits

>>56966979
I've been expecting Bitcoin to fall since it hit $45k.

kek dumbfuck dying poor baggies

>>56967100
Well, if you read it BofA and "institutional investors" might decide to, but his bonds are dog shit so who knows, couldn't be me if I had hedge fund money lol

>browse /pol/
>see my boys talking about /gme/
>remember i'm still holding
HAha, feels so fucking good to be a degenerate gambler.

wtf apes we got destroyed in the /pol/ thread and it's gone now.

>>56967186
I like how the same downies spam their shit in there and it glows so bright just as usual

>>56967198
It glowed so bright even the non-gme pollacks were getting confused.

>>56967192
better make another /pol/ thread baggies! you got such a good reception to the last one

>>56967192
No. Just a bunch of idiots tried to “debunk” with a bunch of shit they clearly know nothing about. They’re just crypto baggies like the rest of /biz/

>>56967192
No it just hit max posts you retard. Wow, you really are new.

>>56967217
Thing is as well its the same ultimatePedo everytime, the paid for shills are gone only leaving the actual schizo and the pedo now

baggies

>>56967100
Nice dubs. Good to have this discussion again, Bank of America was giving them liquidity because Ken Griffin has been bloating that they can control their stock price in a blanket statement(and probably explicitly behind closed doors).

>>56967186
I also realized this, I averaged down to $37 a share

>>56966051
That'd be a nice little nest egg for sure.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>/pol/ thread gets deleted
>slight pump begins

Hmmm

What the fuck just happened? SPY shot up and GME is going up as well.

how many do i need to I need to get 500,000 I just want a small house and 40 years of utility costs

>>56967229
>>>/pol/451789724
>>>/pol/451789724
>>>/pol/451789724

Round 2 frens

>>56967266
GME is part of SPY so of course if GME goes up SPY goes up.

>>56967294
I get that. But it looks like its the other way. SPY shot up and took GME along for the ride.

>>56967266
Kek spyggots.

>>56967294
It isnt in the 500

>>56967313
nahhh

>>56967318
ETF and swaps are.

>>56967325
SPY (with volume)

>>56967325
>>56967343
GME with volume

>>56967055
that's a flat chart

>>56967355
probably a last ditch effort

>>56966999
All money is imaginary faggot. With crypto you get verifiable proof of ownership, at least.
If confidence in the dollar falls then people will invest in what they think will sustain value. Like it or not that includes btc. Likely we'll see large institutions liquidate their positions who need it while others and smaller investors buy more. Ethereum is part of gamestops NFT products. The fact you're here everyday FUDing crypto everyday on a GME thread is suspect at the very least.

lmao clown market having a silly day I see

>>56966999
checked

ehhhh??? What is happening bros??????

>>56967368
I personally enjoy cunt keking crypto baggies because then crypto baggies have to admit the nft marketplace was a good idea all along

>>56967368
You’re just mad that your imaginary internet money (that you’ve lost money on) disappears the second someone unplugs an Ethernet cable. It’s not in your name, it’s not verifiable that it’s yours, it’s absolutely nothing.

Meanwhile DRS is an actual record linked to me and nothing can change it. Not a power outage not an Ethernet cable. Kek dumbfuck crypto baggie.

>>56967381
Honk honk.

>>56967404
>>56967404
>>56967404
Threaded.

>>56967055
They had to get 95 participants to pump the number up.

>>56967381
Just another day in the trenches. Doesn't bother me.

>>56967186
Based kaijibro

>>56967405
I'm 90% drs'd and I don't own crypto except a very small amount of looping. Also unplugging the internet doesn't make your wallet disappear.

What kind of faggot names themselves on here anyway

>>56967261
its still here, just archived
>>>/pol/451753778

>>56967280
holy kek they made a second thread. if it last after this week, wallstreet really is fucked. /pol/ autism is unrelenting. only thing i see is the jannie’s deleting cause technically it’s not political but in reality it really fucking is.