/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56961235
frist

SOXS BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I'm going to keep buying VT until I retire. Until I die. In my will I will set it up so that my descendants can only take half the divy's. I will own the globe and create an empire. Hundreds or even thousands of years from now I will be reincarnated by the grace of god just so I can rebalance my my portfolio from the Vanguard Global to the Vanguard Solar when re colonize other stars.

The crash is cancelled boys.

Why did he do it?

>>56961263
Why would you long SOXS? That's so STUPID!

>>56961265
>investing beyond the asteroid belt
imagine exposing your future incarnation to that kind of comet impact risk.
i literally just time entangled to zoip this comment and laugh at your imprudent estate planning at the moment of its genesis. you're the biggest joke in qinancAIl marqets in 2348.
>they don't know what zoiping is
hahaha you'll have to lurk a long time for that one
--- TRANSMISSION END ---

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
JOE LIES ABOUT HOW INFLATION WORKS JUST AS A FUCK YOU I GUESS BIDEN

>>56961319
Fuck off space jews, you can't stop me

>>56961235
How did that dog get a Bloomberg Terminal?!

>>56961341
I'm the dog, best broker on wall street

>>56961341

GOLD BROS WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOLD ME TO BUY GOLD PENNYSTOCKS WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU GUYS LIE TO ME?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIE TO ME YOU FUCKING GOLDBUGS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

>>56961395
Please don't tell me you actually bought that Nevada schizo's bags?

I have 400 soxl at a 30 average
SOXX is already at an all time high again so I'm worried bros. When do I take the loss? Think it will hit 30 again?

this is the oil bottom right
...right?

>>56960669
DCAing is the best strategy for people who know jack shit and don't want to suffer learning trading.

using a single indicator is ruinous.
using multiple indicators is alright.
using multiple indicators on multiple time frames is elite.
on top of that, cross referencing previous cycles on the same instrument (ie. stocks, btc, etc) is mega brained.

most traders will lose because it takes great pain tolerance to lose your money before you start winning from measurable changes in your approach to trading.

I spent the last year living off 0dte options. Can’t wait to get raped by taxes

>>56961509
SPY?

>>56961509
Don't you get taxed on profit only? I'm in Canada and I pay taxes on profit only

>>56961441
Yes and over, don't sell

>>56961441
Chop! Chop!

commodity bros
you better fix this shit

>>56961471
BRENT could hit $66 within the next 3 months

Hey, you want to hear a joke?

The Hang Seng!

>>56961527
Yeah but it’s a large percent of profits anymore
>>56961517
Mostly SPY, I don’t have the energy to keep track of every other flavor of the week ticker out there

Hey, you want to hear another joke?

What's the difference between the Hang Sang and a pile of dogshit?

Nothing!

What should I do about my SQQQ bets thatve gone sour? I’m down like 50%
Expected a lot more turbulence since last summer. Didn’t happen

>>56961647
You've been doing estimated tax payments so the IRS doesn't get butthurt at least?

>>56961686
If you wouldn't buy something, don't hold it.

And the market, up or down, can be a freight train. Don't try to be the hero that turns it around. You're not Superman.

>>56961527
If he's playing 0dte he's cashing out every day which means he has to take his profits immediately. And if he's saying he lived off it then he must not have done too terribly.

Fuck I hate taxes

>>56961719
>Paying taxes

>>56961689
Estimated payments are silly. If you overpay, you get your money back but you lose out on a years interest.
If you underpay, you owe a years interest +2%.

With interest at 5%, odds favor skipping prepayment unless you're certain of your income. Even then, hoarding the cash yourself can be viewed as an opportunity to access some cheap margin.

>>56961719
Literal theft. But what else can you do, except move?

Short weed, ticker: MSOS. This trade has been free money for years, it isn't stopping anytime soon.

>>56961739
Sounds like an idiotic way to go about it that could be easily avoided to me. IRS published the penalty last week theyll be using in 2024 returns and it'll be 8%, thats fairly substantial. What I've done every year is right around now or next week, the end of the year, use a tax calculator, get a ballpark, and write a "generous" estimated tax payment to the IRS using the phone app which I've found the quickest way to give them their pound of flesh. This way they'll only have my overpayment for maximum 2 months or so and I'm on my way.

>S&P 500 UP
>DOW JONES UP
>RUSSELL FLAT
wtf are you guys doing?

>>56961739
>Literal theft.
You can see it like that but also like a toll. You are paying for the right to act (make money etc) on that land/that economic zone in the case you have success.

So what will the Fed do tomorrow?

>>56961404
kek of course not, just shitposting

>>56961767
>IRS published the penalty last week theyll be using in 2024 returns and it'll be 8%, thats fairly substantial.
8% penalty vs 5.5% in t-bills. It's a 2.5% spread. Most brokerages won't offer margin rates much lower than that either.
You can't just pay Q4 estimates as you're suggesting. If you actually owe quarterly taxes then there's a penalty for every quarter you don't pay.

>>56961271
that chart doesn’t even go back to the last recession. it shows nothing.

>>56961783
They will say that full black employment can also be archieved by slavery. That is why they decided to raise interest rates to 25% because they know that only whites will profit from this. And this is a good thing.

uh bros....should I buy the Disney dip?

>>56961812
Well they should get on penalizing me then because thats what I've done for 6 years and they take my money give me a return and thats that.

>>56961901
You don't owe quarterly estimates unless it'd be more than $1k owed.
You also won't owe if you have a W2 withholding exceeding your total tax bill from the previous tax year.
If those exceptions don't apply to you, then you're probably larping. IRS is quicker at billing unpaid penalties than they are at detecting people skip out on filing entirely. It's pretty much the easiest mispayment for them to calculate, since it's embedded directly in the numbers you yourself provide to them.

>>56961863
What are their fundementals? Making woke capeshit people are tired of and woke live action remakes of their class films that even China isn't interested in? Or how their biggest theme park is in a state with a locally popular Governor they're openly feuding with?

>>56961953
Saw Encanto a few weeks ago. Was nice in animation etc, but the song in german were a bit off and convoluted. Can't say if translation was right but the some songs sounded like pure chaos.

Morals are off. Whole movie builds up to convey a specific meaning and right when it was time to proof the meaning is right, everything is revoked and back to normal, so win win. It should have been "loss-win", but like that it turned into "win-loss" as your story was somewhat irrelevant and meaningless.

Also the literal
>women suffer the most during wars meme (not a war in the movie)
was in the movie.
>Grandpa sacrifices himself for grandma and kids
>You had to suffer and endure so much
RIGHT after we see he sacrificed himself, she was the one suffering, lol.

Coffee back on the rise.Primarily robusta, probably because of storms in thailand? Just guessing (El Nino)

>>56961271
>Indicates nothing until well into last recession
>That it's at ATL indicates we won't have a recession
Ok.

>>56961739
>Literal theft. But what else can you do, except move?
Open a bank account in Georgia and transfer all your money there with Bitcoin.

>>56961863
Yes there is zero bull thesis for it so it makes sense it will go back up in clown market.
This is financial advice.

>Cannabis is a buy for those of you who were waiting for the perfect entry point
>MSOX
>AYRWF
CURA (on Thursday)

>>56962111
ch-checked

What are some cheap options that could pay off huge?

I went long on AMD at $130. Leverage x10. Am i gonna make it?

>>56960813
>The financial establishment is having a capital buyback while the inflation dilutes out our fedbux.
elaborate, please..

>>56962116
Lol, lmao. I'll be adding more to my shorts tomorrow, these pieces of shit will hit new lows in the next week. I expect MSOS to be below $4.80 very soon. You're either a retarded pothead or a dishonest actor trying to make people buy horrible stocks. Just so anyone who isn't aware knows, these weed stocks are on an illiquid exchange called the CSE, they cannot pump till they are uplisted to NASDAQ. Uplisting to NASDAQ will never happen as it would take legalized weed to achieve, and weed is literally never getting legalized in the USA. These stocks are essentially shitcoins.

how do you find good opportunities for swing trades

>>56962208
The feds are spending like mad to prop things up and give things to people they like (jews and blacks.)

>>56962159
Brown girls

>>56962254
just look a the candles.

>EU PREMARKET
>BUY BUYB UYUYBUYBUYBYU lol

>>56962181
Absolutely not

Wait, better
>british GDP worse than expected by 0,3%
>pump
Lol

>>56962210
federal weed legalization isn't happening anytime soon especially with zoomies being too stoned to work, my friend just told me a mexican quit on his first day of work because he didn't feel like it. weed needs to be banned.

When will the federal gas tax go up again?

>>56962318
>federal weed legalization isn't happening anytime soon
Exactly, so just keep shorting MSOS and the shitty underlying OTC weed stocks for an easy money printer. It worked for a few years and it won't stop anytime soon.

>>56961652
whats Hang Sang?

how high is CCCC going?

>>56961235
Are you ready for the Xiaomi car, /smg/?
>Rumors recently suggested that Xiaomi would hold the launch event for the SU7 on December 28. This was however subsequently denied, but company sources admitted to considering the date, according to some local automotive media.
>With the first model yet to be officially launched, Xiaomi has reportedly planned two additional models.
>Xiaomi's first model, internally codenamed Modenat, will be officially launched next year, local media outlet AutoPix reported on December 4, adding that Xiaomi's second model is internally codenamed Lemang, and the third is the Kunlun.
>The Lemang model will be a battery electric vehicle (BEV) model like the Modenat, while the Kunlun model will be a hybrid, the report said.
https://cnevpost.com/2023/12/13/xiaomi-su7-has-up-to-800-km-range/

>>56962181
Yeah, AMD is gonna surpass its ATH of 2021 just like NVDA and then go another +20%. Should to to about 160 by EoY. Good choice son.
>>56961395
Gold is still a good deal. Just buy actually good stocks that have good revenue, positive and low P/E, low overhead costs, high margins. Something like Lundin Gold

>>56962436
>chinese shitstock
>in the smartphone market, but somehow has created an EV with double the max range of any other competitor
>market cap already in the billions while still having a share price of a buck
hmmmmmmm

no

>>56962436
>CLTC
>drive for 9 miles
>yeah, it lost 1.5% of battery so it will last 800 miles
>trust me bro

great bourbon for value investors and/or options traders who keep losing money, great for 22 dollars. drinks like its 50 bux.

>>56962436
WHERE'S THE FUCKING XIAOMI (MI) OR SEGWAY VESPA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW HARD CAN IT BE A FUCKING EV MOTOR SCOOTER!??!?!??!?

>>56962436
>600kg of batteries
holy shit that's almost as much as my whole car

>https://twitter.com/profstonge/status/1734566313425572113

Bros, what did they really mean by buying up so much gold lately? Stock market about to crash and burn in 2024?

>>56962392
The Nasdaq for Chinamen. The place where you see people get rugged by BABA shares over and over and over again.

>>56962436
Will buy.

>JD.com is reportedly undergoing a staff reduction that will affect various business segments such as logistics, technology, and retail.
The layoffs may continue after the Chinese New Year holiday, insiders told China Star Market.

>JD.com is reportedly undergoing a staff reduction that will affect various business segments such as logistics, technology, and retail. The layoffs may continue after the Chinese New Year holiday, insiders told China Star Market.

>>56962474
What do you drive? Even small cars like a Fiat Punto weigh almost a ton.

>>56962503
Each and everybody is laying off and somehow jobs data isn't bad.


Picrel stolen from /pol.

Bosch also -1500
other companies too.

What even was that what happened to MTU (aero engines) yesterday? Dumped -5% at open and reslurped til today, lol.

>>56962508
>Fiat Punto
Is that a small car for you? It has 5 doors?? How is that small

What I can't fathom is how they can bet that the ECB would cut in march. I mean, somehow I could believe it for the fact they are such massive cunts. But rationally, they shouldn't.

>>56962520
Don't know about MTU specifically, but AER, RYCEY, GE, all kinds of airplane engine type stocks have been on a tear recently. Cheap oil + pre-COVID flight levels, presumably.

Rate hike.

Somehow Oil has dumped even lower

>>56962528
Yeah, they are in the second smallest car segment

>>56962562
Maybe you mean the (very cute imo) Fiat Panda

>>56962554
that's really weird. Feels like they are trying their best to fuck up the CPI numbers for a cut only to then repump oil hard on the prospect of economic recovery.

Why is oil falling? If it was demand destruction, shouldn't everything go down because of economic slowdon? The point that allegedly institutions/hedgefunds are 100% into stocks now, makes it appear very suspicious.

>>56962575
No, Fiat Puntos are B-segment cars. I owned one years ago and it cerntainly wasn't huge. It was small/normal. And EVs are known for being heavier and the battery making up a huge part of the weight.

>>56961652
Let it dump. I just opened my first position since liquidating after Trump's restrictions in late 2020, and started averaging down this month.

>>56962583
There's also how Russia temporarily released some extra oil, and how the latest OPEC+ cuts are voluntary and will be announced by each country and how Angola refuses to stick to the OPEC cuts.

>>56962583
Oil is the very first part of a lot of supply chains so it's going to lead everything else.

why not buy every single new ipo if majority of them go up on the first day

>>56962473
There are dozens available wtf you on, my boomer dad literally owns an electric vespa

>>56962513
I don't want to argue about this because I don't have a strong opinion either way, but mathematically if a bank lays off 2k and mcdonalds employs 10k that's your good job data.

>>56962657
How new are you that the thought "I can just buy IPOs?" just occurred to you? It tends to dump once retail baggies (you) FOMO in.
Also
>top signal

>>56962673
i started researching trading like a week ago yeah
but why not buy the instant it goes public and sell for a conservative profit

I have 25k euro left to invest
Waiting for the dump for a while now, sold my INTC and Tokyo Electron for a profit and WallgreensBoots Alliance, Qualcomm for a loss, put that money in Alibaba. Overall I'm up ofc

Fucking 3M. I see no clear opportunities like META under 100 yet, Alibaba seems good but its China....

What I also don't get. I thought about shorting AMD, but didn't do so.

How can a company that already has a P/E above 1000, just pump on some bullshit? How can it even be sensitive to something at this point?

>>56962672
>In November, employment in leisure and hospitality continued to trend up (+40,000), almost
entirely in food services and drinking places. Leisure and hospitality had added an average of
>51,000 jobs per month over the prior 12 months.

Yeah

Yields...

>>56962683
>a week
why don't you try it and find out?

>>56962683
look at actual IPOs, there's nothing about them that says easy gains anywhere

>>56962701
SHE'S STANDING UP

Another morning
Another ASML pump

>>56962701
Why is 6M still at 5.4% if inflation is defeated?

>>56962726
Ya the 10Y has fallen 80 bps from its peak


>>56962734
The next "priced in" 25bps rate cut is not until May 2024 so a 6m with a 5.4 yield makes sense

>>56962513
Jobs data is a weird one since there are many ways to manipulate that particular data. Also check out shadowstats and their data for unemployment. Suddenly doesn't look all that positive now does it?
Remember
>The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself
>>56962700
If the deal with MSFT and others proves to be reliable and revenue-generating, then AMD is easily worth $200+ since the market is pricing in the future P/E which is significantly lower. That i assuming they can turn that into actual net profit. AMD has been bleeding cash for a long time so who knows?
It's all about growth and potential growth and future growth... not the current P/E

>>56962701
WAIT, IT'S FUCKIN INVERTING AGAIN

In late 2020 GME holders told you that
>gme would have an gamma squeeze
>we would see record inflation
>there would historic bank closures
>eventually shorts would margin called initiating gme going to the moon and there would be a historic transfer of wealth from hediges to gamers
So what's happeend?
>in january 2021 gme had a gamma squeeze
>since then we have seen record inflation
>on march 10 2023 silicon valley bank failed
>on march 12 2023 signature bank failed
>on may 1 2023 first republic bank failed
>on july 28 2023 heartland tri-state bank failed
>on nov 3 2023 citizens bank failed
>these and other going ons represent the largest bank failures EVER in history
>now the elite are pulling out of their positions en masse and the media is warning about historic deflation (typically associated with a contraction in the supply of money and credit in the economy)
Now what the fuck do you think is going to happen next?

>>56962688
Where you got all that money from anon? I'm jelly

>>56962751
Calling all schizo wranglers, a schizo escaped his containment thread, this is not a drill

>Go on Amazon
>Want to buy a new SSD
>See Samsung 990 Pro 4TB
>"Usually ships 1 to 2 months"

What the fuck, why? Its a tiny metal stick, why take so long to ship? The other SSDs don't have that problem...

>>56962688
>IG
Nearly jewed me outta my money. Fuckin OMX, CRASH.

>>56962776
Why do you hate Sweden, germanon?

>>56962785
I don't hate them. You can just trade their index with small investments. No need to put 300 Euros into one position but can literally make 0,40Euro positions. It's just a gamble at this point. Especially by how the OMX behaves/moves.

>>56962776
>He's still shorting OMX, the single most undervalued index on the planet
Your tenacity is impressive, if a bit misguided. You do realize that OMX stocks are hugely impressive with an insane growth in the US and they benefit from the weak currency right? Low P/E, record profits, continuing and strong growth, and tax exemption deals. Imagine shorting that and also shorting into one of the strongest rallies we have ever had. And soon we'll be getting Santa Rally which should carry the markets another 5-10%

>>56962785
It's actually 0,76 euro. For the highest leverage, minimum size position.

>>56962701
When will stuff start burning? Everything is green and positive, happy days. Does the S&P go back to ath before we dump or after? I'm scared

>>56962797
Please, please, stop at least for one day.
Why would LOW P/E matter if extremely high also doesn't matter. It's all irrelevant.

>shorting into one of the strongest rallies we have ever had

This is what fucked me. OMX delayed hard. Even later than DAX. If I had shorted the US I'd be better off, except for FTSE. This fuckin delay was so retarded. This is why trading EU is senseless, except FTSE. You CANNOT estimate it at all.

>>56962756
Fucking programming in Germany and living on quark. Not that exotic
>>56962776
I thought I'm the only one that found IG lol

>>56962816
>I thought I'm the only one that found IG lol
Lol, they are one of the largest in their category.

I prefer them for options like barriers. For CFD I do CMC as you can open smaller positions.
CFD on IG, depending on the market, needs HUGE investment for single position.

Gasoline for example, you need 4-5k for a single position.

>>56962808
I sympathize, I really do. But bobos had their best year last year and you are greedy for more? You also got some pretty good dumps this year. Not enough?
Companies are at peak profits and earnings. Why should the indices not be at ATH then? At the very least, the indices should be heading up to ATH?
The graph takes into account "all" companies (lies, damn lies, and statistics) so it doesn't represent stocks perfectly. The big caps that constitute the indices are on even better terms

>>56962837
I need no sympathy. I need a crash.
Greed is good, rite? I mean, we know greed is fueling this rallye. And fear actually, fear of missing out. The hope of rate cuts and free money and thus frontrunning hard.

Powell knows inflation data is fucked.

Look at green circle, end of 2022. inflation decreased. Why? Because End of 2021 Inflation was increasing vice versa.

End of 2022 inflation was 7% on top of 5-6%. If 2021 was a regular year like 2% it would 2022 would be about 10%.
This is why 2023 now is at 3% (Which still is EXTREMELY bad, if you consider the current rates and the high inflation of 2022).

>>56962861
>>56962837
Fuck wrong chart. I meant to post this one.

rolling for a dump until powell's presser when I'll wake up miracolously not hungover to buy SOXL calls

>>56962880
Rolling for the biggest pump we've ever seen this year you fucking bobo

>>56962880
>>56962886
Guess it's a crab day then

>>56962866
>>56962861
Oh yes I agree with you, son. The inflation ever since 2021 as a result of printing out 25% additional money supply has been one huge disaster. Because of a fuckin flu... ridiculous.
But that money printing and consequent huge increase in money supply is a blessing for the stock market which has to keep up, and that it has. You need some way to hedge against that and the stock market seems to be the best way to do that. As such, as you said FOMO and greed is driving the market.
And against such powerful forces, there ain't nothing you can do but watch as the market climbs higher and higher

>>56962925
>son
Fuckin stop it Swedefag, I'm 33 and you are about 25.

>>56963003
I am actually 22, thank you very much. But mentally, I think I might be the oldest one here. I mean, I watched a movie from the 70s yesterday. Can't believe people used to live without phones or the internet.

what are the /smg/ approved youtube channels ?

>>56963061
It's impressive how much you sound like a broken record already at the age of 22. Imagine yourself older, like your parents or others that always tell the same fuckin story, but 20x.

>>56963089
You've never interacted with normies, have you? Everyone is a perpetual broken record. Getting a daily deja vu is a wonderful feeling

>>56963143
In what direction are you even trying to spin this discussion? First you come at me with son, now what, trying to "shame" me by implying I know no "normal" people etc? I know normal people and anormal people and all are in most cases a waste of time and energy.

A broken record repeats itself. People just talking for the sake of it/puking everything out is not a broken record, but also annoying.

Hey guys complete newfaggot here

What stock should I buy?

oh thank god CCCC is dumping in the premarket.

I shorted it at 2.60 because it was up 100+% on okay news for a shit bio stock for a company that has been doing nothing but bleeding money since IPO.
But then it poomped from 2.30 to 3.30 AH yesterday and I was panicking.

>>56963196
AMD

>>56963196
just buy S&P and hold it.

>>56963196
DHT and SFC

>>56963196
SP500 index and put 500 currency into it every month and 1000 when it's undervalued or crashed
And Alibaba if you have the guts and patience to wait and suffer trough all the politics

Its not fair..

>>56963273
I thought you said dividends were irrelevant? Isn't that what the Monopoly guy said?

So the Fed is going to do what everyone already expects (no hike, neutral to dovish tone) and we're going to moon even more right?

>>56963285
He already has 128 billion dollars worth of shares for microsoft.

>>56963273
>crypto is a ponzi

>>56963288
no hike but hawkish tone. the dump begins today

>>56963296
>>56963285
Meanwhile Nadella doesn't even have a billion...

>>56963288
yeah we will test the ATH before crashing with no survivor

>>56963297
no bobo pls mercy

>>56963273
>Capitalists see nothing wrong with that
The rich are feeding the rich (with state debt and printing) and the poor add to this by also putting their petty pennies into that in the hopes of becoming rich themselves, but actually primarily make the rich richer.

These people call themselves Divviechads here. lol

>>56963297
There's literally no reason to be hawkish tho

>>56963273
What a fucking faggot. I know Microsoft is huge and it's not a walk in the park to end up as the CEO but raking in that much money is practically useless. All these assholes do is typical rich faggot bullshit like buying sportsball teams. Pointless bullshit.

>>56963312
>>56962866
see the 6.8 in the red? And then the 7.1 below? That's november 2021 to 2022.
Compare that to the 9.1 further left in the mid (June 2022) to the 5,4 above (June 2021).

So an increase from 5.4 to 6.8 (+1,4) in 2021
A decrease of -2 (9.1 to 7.1) in 2022.
-2+1.4=-0,6.
That 7,1% is practically 9.1-0,6= 8.5%.
If inflation november 2021 was 5,4 like in June 2021, the november 2022 inflation would probably be 8,5% and not 7,1%.

This explains why we suddenly dumped so easily from 3,7 to 3,2 in October 2023. As October 2021-2022 has the same problem as November, and also the following months.

>>56963302
wow ballmer has 330 million shares and nadella only 40000. is this racism?

>>56963364
>>56963312

Powell probably, hopefully is not retarded enough to not see this.

>Stock almost set back by one months while literally every other corpo is mooning to death
Teslabros.... It's unironically over, isn't it

>>56963273
Ballmer was offered a salary of $50,000 as well as 5– 10% of the company. When Microsoft was incorporated in 1981, Ballmer owned 8% of the company. In 2003, Ballmer sold 39.3 million Microsoft shares for about $955 million, reducing his ownership to 4%.The same year, he replaced Microsoft's employee stock options program.

Lol, what an absolute lucky boomer faggot.

>>56963386
You too can a join a meme startup demanding 10% in stock, and that will be a gigacorpo in 20 years anon

>>56963373
Keep dreaming doomer bobo faggot

I might hit $300k before 2024

You win mumu, I have now fomoed into this market.

>>56963438
officially?

>>56963456
Officially

PFE back to 2013 levels. neat

AMD $1000 when?

>>56963438
rip in pepperoni

>>56963523
I expect the market to crash anytime now. If I can't win then i'll take everything with me.

You're all in on shorts and bear etfs right? Today is the day some real violence will happen in the market.

>>56963557
Screencapped so I can laugh at you later

>>56963557
>Today is the day some real violence will happen in the market.
Yeah, violence against crying bobos like you LMFAO

If powell explicitely mention no cut in 2024, this market is over

>>56963623
>50 beepiss hike today
>no cuts in 2024
>merry christmas

>>56962254
Larger Timeframe analysis/prediction. Looser more fluid stops. Giant balls and comfort knowing if this admin fucks it up like 2008 then they will get "French revolutioned" and they know it.

>>56963273
Wait is he richer than Bill Gates??

Alright fags what happens today

>>56963273
Oh another rich ((white)) man. The privilege is palpable. Mountain Jews may be at the top of the hierarchy

>>56963701
1987 in a modern jacket
Some AI goes rampant hitting the sell button, stocks tumble double digit losses

>>56963701
I'll give you a hint

Was yesterday's pump to get ready for institutions to drop their bags? Jerome is not going to give a doveish speech today.

>>56963196
LLAP

>>56963701
The price will go to the right on most charts

JEANNA BROS TODAY WE FEAST

>>56963701
Slight decline, small dump, then crab

>>56963747
sexo

Here's how it plays out today bros
>downward crab into minutes release
>upwards movement after release
>jerome grabs mic
>violent downwards movement
>we end the day only slightly red after a recovery

>>56962436
>Chinese marketing

>>56963778
>Rubycon capacitor
You know Rubycon is Japanese, right anon?

>>56963772
This

>>56963707
Stay mad, commie.

>>56963788
More of a natsoc man myself.

>>56963778
The Chinese also don't care about trade dress.

>>56963784
>You know Rubycon is Japanese, right anon?
They couldn't even be bothered to produce their own battery to hide in their fake battery and had to rely on japanese engineering.

And just like that,
oil is back

>>56962436
whats a kilometer?
Why did Xi let his name on a car?

>>56963822
>battery
it's a capacitor

>>56963822
thats not a battery

>>56963850
No I'm pretty sure that's a battery put in a fake capacitator. So a battery no cap.

>>56963860
You really are retarded lmao

>>56962554
somehow

>>56963867
Not as retarded as that look on your face.

>>56963872
Oil

>>56963877
has

>>56961235
PUMP LLAP

>>56963884
dumped

>>56963311
Honestly Balmer's biography is pretty awesome. He's the perfect example of "if you just put in the effort you can go anywhere."
People love to make fun of him but I keep him in the back of my mind to remind me that life isn't all luck.

U.S PPI (YOY) (NOV) ACTUAL: 0.9% VS 1.3% PREVIOUS; EST 1.0%

Alright, so correct me if I'm wrong
>PPI come under
>core CPI comes above
>Entire economy based on price gouging-> middle class consumer get rekt, but not bad enough to complain
>this goes on in 2024, saving the growth and margin from companies

>>56963892
anon they are hoping to get bought out by someone and a company announcing they are looking to get bought does not get a good price

>>56963914
COMMENCE THE POOOMP

>>56963910
Ok, I don't know his history.


Also:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>56963931

>>56962701
>fed keeps coping that its fine
>they are manipulating the health cost data post covid to claim inflation is fine and rate hikes are over
>yellen even moved our LTT to short term as a form of yield curve control
>meanwhile every single week the yield curve continues to invert more and more
They can't hide this forever

>>56963922
Yes and
>Powell can't tell so he will cut rates haha

PPI deez nuts

>>56962436
shout out to the xiacy chads who got rugged when this shit coin launched and are still down 50% from when they originally bought the coin

>spy hits 465 pre market
>10$ to new ATH
bobos unironically going to rope when spy hits a new ath by eoy

>>56963989
We've been saying it will pump into the end of the year.

what's happening to logistics?

>>56963994
They threw that out with the baby & bathwater.

>>56964011
guess I'm slurping then

>>56963992
>we've been saying it will pump into the end of the year
cope more, bobo

>>56963992
https://vocaroo.com/16AzXjX0Tfzh

Oilbros we're actually finally back

The mariner kills the bird of good omen
His shipmates cry against what he's done
But when the fog clears, they justify him
And make themselves a part of the crime.

Sailing on and on and north across the sea
Sailing on and on and north 'til all is calm.

>>56964100

>>56964100
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Learned of it through Iron Maiden

Nvidia bros

>>56964160
nvda is old and busted, amd is new hotness

stonka

It’s so easy bro

>>56964167
I deserve to breed Taylor Swift.

>>56964145
Hear the groans of the long dead seamen
See them stir and they start to rise
Bodies lifted by good spirits
None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes
And revenge is still sought, penance starts again
Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on.

>>56964167
it's funny how this whore is propelled as the new icon for the zoomers in democracy

CNBC got a new layout
I like it

>>56964212
buy signal?

>pfizer
This is a value trap shitstock isnt it? I got like 2k in it. should i dump for more tech memes?

>>56964207
its odd how many wives drag their husbands around for this. This is the problem with weak men. I'm not afraid to like cute shit, horrible shit, but mid-pseud shit makes me recoil. I can even watch steven universe b/c the despite the horrible characters, their sad miserable lives play out according to the natural order, no matter how much money, fame, power, these people have, they're miserable and deserve it.

>>56964242
>pfizer lower than pre-covid
sounds like a fire sale to me, I'm slurping

If we're green today then by golly gee that'll be quite the run mein nibbas.

Finance media being a cesspool of lies and deceit, should I be scared of such a headline?

>>56964284
I'm already up .3% before the market even opened kek

I gotta tell ya if we see 485 by dec 22 im gonna make $65k.

Ill have goombled all my losses back.

>>56964295
yahweh forbids bragging

>>56964301
What the fuck are they putting in the water?

CUT MY RATES INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gjda5zIx_g

>>56964288

>>56964318
fluoride & hormones

>Dumps right before open

I hate these retards so much

>>56963931
So buy signal?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>56964333
it does give off those vibes also trips confirm I suppose

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>56964301
Would pin down and breed with/10 after I make it with OTM BOIL calls dated out to 2 weeks.

>>56964340
They don't call it the NASD-ACK for nothing.

>>56964340
5 minutes before open often a lot of action happens, especially on Tesla, amazon etc.

>>56964242
they keep pushing their qualified immunity exception back. but the repubs are going after them for lying on their vaccine studies. Once theres enough political power to hit these people where they need to be hit there will be blood.

>>56964350
Another successful BANG

I'M LOSING EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56964350
>right on time
good job
all will be okay in the world today

>>56964301
no way these are real

>>56964350
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56964359
>there will be blood.
Unless people actually get violent there will not. It will be just like the opiates where they sell all the debt to a new subsidiary that declares bankruptcy.
Of course the investors will probably lose out.

>>56964350
Based and banged

ok we're back

>>56964354
>Would pin down and breed with
what if her boob implants explode in your hand?

Shit&Piss up today or down?

it's literally not moving wtf

SOXL, costco or amd calls for January?

>>56964406
Easy money with VEU calls

>>56963747
Stop trying to make that half jew happen, she is not going to happen.

>APPL pumping
>less revenue
>no demand
>dogshit innovations

The stockmarket really is a bank nowadays.

The bears sure are out for Costco.

>>56964399
"Day after day, day after day,
We stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
Water, water everywhere and
All the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink."

>>56964443
When it happens the implosion will be incredible.

Bros, Oracle is surely a buy at the moment, no? This massive dip should be good

>>56964363
it's been going only up for the past two weeks straight

>>56964443
From what I've been hearing this pump from oct is from institutional investors moving monies from a safer position to bullish following the fed. Oct was testing the bottom/ tax loss harvesting.

Obviously it needs to go down a bit but wtf do you buy then? Soxl January? Tqqq march? I need a call to make a lot of money with not so much money

ARMbros.... How do we stop winning? I'm scared

just bought more Pfizer stocks

what am I in for

>>56964476
I sold at 63.75 and I'm happy

>>56964476
>Trusting bongs with your money

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>>56964484
>I sold at 63.75 and I'm happy
Let's see how happy you'll be when that shit hits 400 next year KEK

>>56964479
lawsuits soon as tucker opens up their story to the world

>>56964479
You own a stock from a company that is responsible for tens of thousands of children being killed by an experimental drug.

Their entire C suite could end up being abducted and tortured to death cartel style on some dingy basement somewhere.

Absolutely 0 risk with that pick tho because the kikes love it when the goyim kids die so you have the best PPT available.

>>56964498
that +30% will pay for my son's braces

>>56964511
>His son needs braces
Inferior genes

>>56964517
leave me be

>>56964517
Post jawline

>>56964499
literally nothing will happen, trucker is a hack
>>56964504
>You own a stock from a company that is responsible for tens of thousands of children being killed
based
if you're a united stater your country literally just did that for 2 months in palestine anyway, and no one bats an eye. As you said, it's a safe pick and I'm glad I slurped

SAVE sissies I think it’s over

>>56964362
>>56964365
>>56964374
>>56964380

>>56964433
no

>>56964504
>tens of thousands of children being killed by an experimental drug.
Good. Their families deserve to removed from the gene pool. Their stupidity enables this kind of evil.

>short NQ
>immediately starts rocketing back up
>go long NQ
>stalls and starts dropping

>>56964572
Can you buy puts on SPY for me

>>56964572
reverse your buy and sell signals fren

Wonder why we have to have this retarded fucking crab price action every god damn day

TLT bros $100 by EoY

holy shit soxl still pumpin I can't believe this shit anymore. wtf is this market

How likely is Macy's bid gets raised by takeover? Current bid is too lowballed.

Also why you think they lowballed it so bad? Just pump and dump before ex-div or year end?

>>56964579
Think were waiting for daddy JPOW to speak

>>56964595
God I fucking hate FOMC days

>>56961235
PLEASE PUMP LLAP

Clearly we need a 2PM Jpow talk every single day so that we can get nothing but crab price action until 2PM

>>56964586
once he says the magic words, everything pumps

>>56964527
>Post jawline

Ok but before you guys assume, i am not gay. I was messing around with a selfie of myself for the jawline on faceapp and decided to use the female filter. As soon as i clicked the icon, my life was changed forever. Those luscious lips, the well defined jawline, the adorable eyes and those perfect eyebrows instantly gave me a hard on. Before i knew it, i was stroking my cock faster than i had ever before. Within 2 minutss i had already cummed 5 times coating my whole bed with a layer of semen and my balls were drier than the shaharan desert. Could any of you nerds please find a way to bring my waifu to lifue. Thanks uWu.

>>56964597

>>56964595

>>56964635

>the infinite crab

I hate FOMC
I hate FOMC
I hate FOMC
I hate FOMC

>>56964676
>>56964676
>>56964676
new
>>56964676
>>56964676
>>56964676
new

>>56964635
>all this
>talking about inferior genes

>>56964504
Me?
I never took the jab.
I’m not taking ozempic either because I’m not a fat piece of shit but that won’t stop me from exploiting those who are for a healthy total return.
But Pfizer, even the Deadman has to answer to God one day.

>>56964443
Doesn't matter - people still buy it. They make more from services now, including things like Apple Pay which is pretty much free money.