/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bro just stop trying to keep your teams icon green. Let it go to away. In fact, set it to "In a meeting" and just never change it back. As long as you actually answer emails who cares. And FUCK slack, gay as instant messaging shit. I tell people to just call me, don't spam me with shit I have to click out of to find out something I could tell you in 20 seconds on the phone.

Have fun in the unemployment line bozo

>>56957954
He was trying to find the perfect way to ask you out but decided you're not worth the effort.

>>56957954
>anon, I'm sorry to have to inform you that, due to budgetary cuts...
*backspace*
>anon, we've reflected on your performance this past year and come to the difficult decision that...
*backspace*
>anon, challenging economic times have begun to have their natural effect on our company...
*backspace*
*begin typing a formal letter to submit through HR*

>>56958003
It's all online and very convenient nowadays

>>56957954
Got some PTSD reading that, glad I'm a crypto neet now.
Fuck Slack channels, fuck bosses, and fuck their passive aggressive smiley faces.

>>56957954
he's having a hard time delivering a very important message
get life-insurance, OP

>>56957954
idk but it was clearly sexual, you should go to him and just say "i know" and kiss him.

>>56958033
>Dear valued employee
*select text, delete*
>Dear employee
>Due to MUNICIPAL MARMALADE
*select text, delete*
>BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA
*select text, delete*
>Alt-F4
>Do not save changes

>>56957954
It’s clearly Morse code for he wants you to suck his dick.

>>56958045
too fucking true. had a manager that would always end her messages with "=)" making her intentions seem ominous as fuck

>4:59pm
>”hi”

>>56957954
I've been the boss in this situation, it usually goes like this
>I should ask anon about this thing *starts typing*
>hmm how should I word this in a more concise way while still giving him all the information he needs *pauses typing*
>maybe like this *backspaces and types in*
>It's a bit too wordy now *pauses typing*
>I know, I'll say it this way *continues typing*
>Someone walks up to his desk and starts talking *pauses typing*
>They finally leave and boss has some new action items to do so he tries to get them out of the way before he forgets
>Forgets he was typing to anon or thinks it can wait

>>56958316
dearest beloved anon,
i hope this whatsapp finds you well
i have an announcement to make
first the good news, then the bad news
we're firing all the niggers and jannies from tomorrow
you'll be doing their work now
sincierely,
yours truly
yours lovingly,
boss kun

>>56958316
she just wants to be liked, but the power dynamic makes it impossible to be friends

>>56957954
They're just pushing out notes or something but isn't totally sure of it yet and realized it when they typed it out. I started typing shit in notepad and pasting it in when I'm satisfied so no one sees this
Don't be so afraid, it's just a man (or woman or tranny)

>>56957999
>calling on the phone
have fun forgetting shit

>>56957954
he/she/they/xie has autism