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My work from home job starts tomorrow. i'm an analyst fresh out of college. what should i expect

>> No.56939283

>>56939253
Hi anon, welcome to GloboHomoCorp. Due to popular demand, we are bringing everyone back to the office! This is going to overlap with your start date so please remember to come in! And don't forget, this Friday is Whacky Outfit Day!!! Don't forget to wear your whackiest outfit!

>> No.56939298

>>56939253
The secretary comes around noon looking for dirty dishes. Put a cup on the floor for her to pick up and you'll see something nice.

>> No.56939339

It’s literally just adult daycare, don’t expect too much

>> No.56939351

STOP jerking off at home, start jerking off only when you go into the office. You'll thank me later ;)

>> No.56939458

>>56939283
My starter package came with stickers for company branding and some are explicitly labeled as webcam blockers lol

>> No.56939604

>>56939253
Congrats anon hope you like it. Go to the archives and go back through the wfh generals.

>> No.56939646

>>56939253
Damn, Lammy was my literal crush back in my early teens. She was so beautiful to watch, I loved her cute facial expression despite being a cartoon, and i liked her voice. I miss those times, bros.
t. 41 years old fag

>> No.56939720

>>56939646
I really like her because she plays guitar left-handed

>> No.56939780

>>56939720
What's even the point in making in crypto if I'll never have a virgin innocent Lammy caressing my cock with her hands imagining it's a guitar as she yells "Leave it to Lammy!" ?

>> No.56939839

>>56939253
Who's that cute cartoon cow smoking a bong?

>> No.56939843

>>56939253
id fuck lammy relentlessly, like a vibrating rabbit in heat

especially if we're both high, high sex is fucking amazing

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56939908

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>> No.56941116

You can jam on my lammy if you know what I'm saying

>> No.56941156
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56941156

is this the official /v/ thread? And no the GME general never has been nor ever will be the /v/ thread.

>> No.56941937

>>56939843
Imagine having sex ramming that cute little ass, both high as fuck, no fake moans, 100% love and sexual attraction. Again, what's even the point in life if i can't have that? Don't let this thread die old fags

>> No.56942084

>>56939646
>>56939780
>>56939843
>>56941116
>>56939908
>>56941937
Business and finance

>> No.56943315

waiting on IT to call me so I can log into my laptop

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56944024

>>56942084
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>56939253
you can expect to be abused and exploited for years since youre young and they think its a privilege to let you be a slave for pennies. I recommend you get onto beoble while youre working so you can get shilled alternative ways of making it, otherwise this is all youll get

>> No.56944108

>>56944024
unfortunately based, you either make it or youre a slave of debt forever, considering college debt is insane in the usa

>> No.56944113

>>56944024
youre black

>> No.56944222

>>56944024
9 out of 10 boomers will hate this!!!