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There are only 3 fuckable girls in my entire workplace and even then they're just 6s

>> No.56927283

>>56927265
don't date coworkers. It will be awkward if they reject you or vice versa. (I know from experience)

>> No.56927293

>>56927265
>shitting where you eat
retard

>> No.56927525

fuck their pussies and make them cum HARD UIHHHH YEAHA UHHHH YEAAAAH HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.56927985
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>>56927525
UGHHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH!!! UHHHHHHHH YEAHUH UUHHHH YEAH!!!!! VAGINA PUSSY LIQUIDS SEX WOMAN BODY SKIN GIRL!!! UHHHHHH!!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!! BOING!!! PEEN GO BOING BOING BOING!!!!!!! UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?????????

>> No.56928015

>>56927265
Date men
Men/men relationships are alpha tier and men push each other like no one else
You are dating to level up no?

>> No.56928030

>>56927283
>it might be le awkward
What a lame reason not to ask out. Big dicks don’t care

>> No.56928041

>>56927265
Have you tried go fuck yourself instead?

>> No.56928391

>>56927283
I don't work directly with any of them, they work for other departments I don't really deal with. I would never admit feelings or ask a coworker out romantically though, I'd just pretend to be their friend until my dick gets inside them.

>> No.56928394

>>56927265
Most of mine are attractive but they're also all married

>> No.56928477

My current job is totally remote and it's a barren wasteland in terms of attractive women. The worst I've ever known.

My previous workplace had a lot.

>6'1" GigaStacey
>blonde Stacey who was sadly becoming fatter as time went on
>Meghan Markle lookalike
>6/10 who dressed sluttily
>Chavfu

>> No.56928539
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56928539

My workplace is full of indians and old people

>> No.56928606

>>56927283
no rizz?

>> No.56928642

>>56927265
You have to dangle your sack into the salad bar

>> No.56928657

>>56928030
your dick isnt big youre just retarded

>> No.56928777

>>56928015
>Men/men relationships are alpha tier
um no they are not. these are gay men you're talking about, remember

>> No.56928906
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56928906

I work around 8’s and 9’s. I routinely turn down girls advances and live like a monk. I actively seek ruination of my life because I truly despise this world. What is pleasurable to me is a warm meal, soft bed, and sleep. The things the normies care about, TV, pop culture, gossip, and community mean nothing to me. Sex is meaningless to me, I workout not to become more attractive, but to endure this prison and survive long enough to see the fall of man. I only seek wealth to ensure my survival long enough to see the destruction of this realm. Only when the last person gasps his last breath, can I truly be at peace.

>> No.56928940

>>56928539
Do you think you could get a pajeeta to cuck her husband for you?

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>>56927265
>>56927283
>>56927293

I've literally been asked out by 10 separate coworkers. Who cares? If you're not a drama faggot it shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.56928983

>>56928906
>he isnt jumping out of bed to commute an hour to suck his bosses cock, orbit tyrone's leftovers, eat spic nigger feceed meals that give him colon cancer and be handed fake debt notes after half of it is taken by his greatest ally

>> No.56928998

>>56928906
but yet you jerk off

>> No.56929310

Working in the defense industry is a sausage fest