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Just lost half of my capital on futures trading while tilted

I am a retard and am ngmi

>> No.56923682

im buying the top and get liquidated , what am i doing wrong bros

>> No.56923683

>>56923669
A ha ha ha
A HA HA HA
EVERYTHING IS PUMPING AND YOU LOST MONEY

>> No.56923739

>>56923669
First time trading futures?

I lost my whole net worth trading futures over 4 years now.
Reduce your leverage to decrease the chance of liquidation.

>> No.56924022

>>56923739
yeah
i know
i was gambling, thinking "ive got the make back my losses!"
got emotional, quit for today.
lesson learned i guess

>> No.56924032

>>56924022
now try to swap your emotions, when you think it gonna go up, short. vice versa

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>>56924032
When I just swap my retardedness, I will be very big brian

>> No.56924361

>>56923669
how do you lose money in the current market like what are you doing

>> No.56924380

>>56923669
don't be retarded. dollar cost average into index funds

>> No.56924384

>>56923669
Bully / short something easier next time, like Kaspa. If it's above $0.14, short it with high leverage (5-20x) depending on your experience.

>> No.56924443
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>>56924361
like i said, by buying the top

>> No.56924448
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>>56923669
>lost half of my capital on futures trading
This is why they have practice accounts with fake money - If you cannot consistently make fake money month after month you should NOT switch over to real money,.

>> No.56924459

>>56924448
i vill demo anon thx

>> No.56924490

>>56923669
Dope. We're you trading with margin? Is there cocaine and fast women in this story

>> No.56924527

>>56924490
> be me

> galaxy-brain crypto wizard, convinced I can outsmart the market

> yolo my life savings into the riskiest altcoin futures I can find

> "Diamond hands, bro! HODL to the moon!" I chant as I sacrifice my financial stability

> wake up the next day, market nosedives harder than my will to live

> mfw I realize the only thing going to the moon is my debt

> decide to cope with a kilo of "HODL-caine," because why not snort my financial ruin?

> meet a girl at the sketchy crypto-themed club, wearing a dress made of shattered dreams

> "Are you a bear market? 'Cause you just mauled my portfolio," I drop my pick-up line like a hot potato

> she laughs, probably thinking I'm joking, little does she know my life is the joke

> back at my cardboard box apartment, we indulge in lines of regret and shattered illusions

> she whispers, "Let's make some terrible decisions together"

> she's talking about trading, but my mind is in the gutter, pondering my net worth

> decide to go long on our relationship, but my heart is shorting like a meme stock

> next day, she leaves with my crypto and my will to trust people

> now both financially and emotionally bankrupt, a true hodler of pain

> contemplate life choices on the curb, rain pouring down like my tears

> moon in the sky laughs at me, probably because it's full and I'm just a fool

> start singing "All By Myself" in the rain, my anthem of financial destruction

> some passerby throws a quarter, the only gain I've made in weeks

> mfw I'm living the crypto-trader's dream: penniless, partnerless, and on the verge of a liquidation event

>> No.56924536

>>56923669
YOU WILL MAKE IT ALL BACK BROTHER, I BELIEVE IN YOU

>> No.56924640

>>56923669
leveragefags will never learn

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>>56924527

>> No.56924788

>>56924640
learn what?

>> No.56924806

>>56924536
WAMGI borther

>> No.56924813

>>56924788
>he doesn't know

>> No.56924838

>>56924813
KNOW WHAT nigger

>> No.56924870

>>56924838
never heard of Lig M.A?

>> No.56925016

>>56924870
>Lig M.A
what???????????

>> No.56925029

>>56924870
no google results

>> No.56925044

>>56925029
>>56925016
Lig M.A BALLS
google this

>> No.56925093

>>56925044
>>56925044
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56925111
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>>56925044
forgot picrel

im drinking to forget

>> No.56925152

>>56924788
>>56924806
>>56924813
>>56924838
>>56924870
>>56925016
>>56925029
>>56925044
>>56925093
>>56925111
Hello sir what coin are you holding please? I have 50k to invest

>> No.56925160

>>56925152
$LADYS , it will moon soon ser

>> No.56926572

>>56923669
Sorry about the loss chad, I left futures trading when I discovered that I can swing trade on CEXs and best with AI bots like BobNet, I mean TBOB is one of the best out there the profits I've accumulated with memecoins esp. POG, PAPE, and CRAZY are pocket filling over 300% for each.

Yo!! I ain't joking when I say this is the future for degen players like me.

>> No.56926822

>>56926572
got a link degenchad?

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>>56924072
bro.. this could be your comeback

>> No.56926950

>>56923669
u got stuck in the short squeeze yesterday, didn't you?

>> No.56927085

>>56926950
no i actually i went to cash before both the pump and doompa at 43800

>>56926934
but what do I do when I actually want to swap? Do i swap the swap? e.g. I want to short, so I member your comment and I swap, so I long, so I long, which means I actually have short?

how many layers should I swap broo

>> No.56927104

>>56923669
damn dude, sorry to hear that. shit sucks. i'm afraid to touch futures.

>> No.56927211

>>56927085
dumbass, you're overthinking it. use the greasemonkey plugin and write a script to swap the buttons on your trading platform page.
then forget you did, when you go there and try to buy, you sell and when you try to sell, you buy
try to long, you short, try to short, you long
it forces you to do the opposite of whatever you "think" you want to do, because you're always wrong.

>> No.56927226

>>56927104
its probably stupid anyways, on high leverage especially. feels like gambling, and its retarted to not just go in spot since there is no liquidation if you dont sell. low liquidation maybe, as a game and decent risk management. not monke brain earn much money fast like me today.

i have to say, /biz/ is a fun board. biztards are funny and also all future millionairs.

just waiting for my next cuck wage to retail in again next month

>> No.56927233

>>56927211
kek

>> No.56927495
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56927495

i bought at picrel
i BTC wouldnt have dumped then Id be up 160 %

>> No.56928312

>>56927495
if you had sold instead, like I told you to, you would have made money.

>> No.56928354

>>56924527
>galaxy-brain crypto wizard
there is no such thing. you are beclowned.

>> No.56928799

>>56923669
same but i gambled on a crypto casino

>> No.56928838

>>56928354
it was chat GTP

>> No.56928854

>>56928312
you never told me to short $LADY dumbass
but thankx, next time i wil follow your advice

>> No.56928945

>>56928854
just do the opposite of what you wanted to, the greasemonkey guarantees it smoothbrain

>> No.56929044

>>56923669
ive been thru the futures hell march. dont do it. its not worth it.

>> No.56929066

>>56925111
if you want your money back you need to buy LOW MC COINS. shit with 10m mc's.

join club_dinero on tg. they have picked 3 10x coins in the last 2 months.

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>>56923669
Most of Biz is degenerate gamblers on 20x leverage. Just buy and hodl and use 10-25% for margin
>make it stack attached