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Have you eaten your daily CORN yet anon?

>> No.56919737
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56919737

>>56919696
I dont know anon, can i eat the unicorn instead? Im feeling like eating some horse lately

>> No.56919739

>>56919737
>implying

>> No.56919741

>>56919737
>Im feeling like eating some horse lately.
WHAT

>> No.56919746
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>>56919737
do people really get cravings for meat

>> No.56919772

>>56919737
dont worry anon each $CORN you trade is actually composed from 100% unicorn meat so you get to enjoy the full flavor of flesh in each cob you chew

>> No.56919816
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>>56919737
>>56919739
>>56919741
>>56919746
Have any of you SEEN this project? Have any of you seen what the devs offer? THEY ARE COMPLETELY UNHINGED.THEY UNIRONICALLY SELL THE POOR UNICORNS
>grab a dead horse's kidney
>put it on a blender
>drink it as a milkshake
>sell it on the blockchain
AND THEY EXPECT ((US)) TO BUY IT?
THEY PLAYED US LIKE FOOLS

>> No.56919820

>>56919816
KEK

>> No.56919825
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>>56919816
rich in iron

>> No.56919827

>>56919816
priced in, just from that
biggest buy signal in the market

>> No.56919843

>>56919816
>>56919746
Well in some countries horse meat is considered an aphrodisiac so if you're looking to improve your efficiency in bed then yes, i can see some people craving some horse meat

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>>56919816
Just serve me some with a cup of wine. Cheerio

>> No.56919870

>>56919816
Complete improvement over dog coins

>> No.56919897
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>>56919816
No no, you got it all wrong. They want us to improve our sex drive you see. They know the average /biz tard has a lot of sexual apetite but would last less than a minute if they encountered a real woman in bed. So they purposefuly made the token bespoken for the crypto trader, you can both get rich and perform excellent, thus ending incelship all around the globe
It's corntastic

>> No.56919910

>>56919897
The true heroes

>> No.56919916

>>56919897
>be a sucessful trader
or
>be sucessful with women
pick ONE and just one, no can do on both

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>>56919916
the goy sold you on that idea anon, im both a successful trader and i have a hot asian gf in my bed as we speak, do not limit yourself to the standard of the satanic elite

>> No.56919926

>>56919920
sounds comfy anon

>> No.56920042

>>56919920
Checked

>> No.56920239

>>56919816
YES. YESSSSS. HORSE MEAT