/biz/ - Business & Finance

HE SOLD THE DOCUSIGN SHAKE OUT

Ooh boy SOXL going back up.
What should I buy with my profits when I sell?

>spy 460

>>56912242
Theta and price movement are absolutely wrecking my puts.

I am financially bored.
Will Anduril ever go public?

>>56912267
Maybe try again next year anon.

>>56912231
>If Venezuela invades Guyana,
I don't understand I thought Venezuela was currently starving to death and falling apart, how are they mustering the resources to pull off an invasion?

>>56912242
Whats the ticker symbol for dax

>>56912267
Why would you buy puts amidst a Santa rally?
>European indices casually embedded above RSI of 80 with DAX at almost 88
I wish I had the balls to start shorting but I know this sheit will continue pumping

>he didn't buy arm
Do you hate free money, anon?

Good morrow, niggers, how are the stocks?

>>56912267
IV is too

>>56912267
Man calculus is a bitch huh?

>>56912302
>Why would you buy puts amidst a Santa rally?
You buy things when they're cheap not when they're expensive.
>>56912278
That's when they expire heh.

>>56912302
WHATS THE TICKER FOR DAX

my 12.5 XPOF puts are printing boys

>>56912331
$VAXX

Rocker is too stupid to trade.

Daily reminder

>there's NO NATGAS NIGGERS here
SHIGGS
TO
THA
DIGGS

When do people sell their stocks? Does anyone have specific profit margins they sell at or just let them ride for as long as you can?

>>56912285
>TSLA is cake
What?

>>56912341
Is that you fat fingers?

Job market red hot
Economy red hot
Consoomers consooming at any price and maxing all lines of credit to consoom more
Speculative assets burning core of the sun -hot
Central banks going dovish while an ocean of printed liquidity is waiting for the dam to burst and blow up the entire global monetary system

TOTAL FINAL DEBASEMENT

>>56912339
Seriously. What's the German etf that's going to moon

wtf im making money today

First time trading options and thought I'd gamble on GME dumping after a bad earnings. My puts expire today. What does /biz/ think? Does it make sense to sell now and take an almost complete loss, or is it better to be patient and see what the memestock does in the next 6 hours?

I have a problem and I need advice anons. The past couple years have been good for me but this year I keep fucking up my trades. I think I got spoiled by making 100%+ trades. So now I keep passing on 10%-30% chasing that next 100. What's do you guys do to keep yourself in check and take profits when it is reasonable and avoid getting greedy?

Lean Hogs bros.. I don't feel so good

>>56912341
The market is filled with the smartest people in the world.. In order to get rich or even make a living off trading you would need to be in the top 1% of intelligence along with emotional control.

If you treat the market like a casino it will treat you like a gambling fool.

>>56912331
Don't know, I just looked up the index and analyzed it

>>56912358
Lmao only a fucking retard would actually own stocks.

>>56912380
Make sure to leave a tip

my biggest pos up 4% today

>Make $30 on an AMD weekly call, if I had held it to today instead of day trading, I would have made $700
I am not good at trading options lmao

remember bros if you are not a professional you are only allowed to pick 1 out of 7 stocks. nothing else is allowed to go up

>>56912413
Literally same anon. But at least my tech stocks are going up

>>56912394
Yea the fidelity niggers need money to buy bananas

>>56912341
Smart trading is basically effortless, If I valued money in my life I could be basically rich overnight but I haven't felt the need for the that. I just want this general to know that. This entire general should kneel

>>56912380
>TFW you get BTFO so long and start to get wins and you wonder when it's going to get ripped away again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuDD93JbOw

Went long on amd yesterday with a x10 leverage. Is it really going to $200 ?

SOXS
IS
FINISHED

>>56912421
i shorted a poopy biotrash company and it's down 25% today

>>56912427

>>56912260
>selling

suddenly fuckin Umich matters right? Ironically the november month, when the whole month everything is price reduced because of blackfriday, blackweek, cybermonday, cyberweek

I wonder what kind of person buys Dax here just before the weekend at all time high

>>56912384
>What's do you guys do to keep yourself in check and take profits
By trading based on rules rather than feelings and having a rule that says "If I'm up by more than 30% I close the position."

do you guys sell your RSUs once they vest or do you sit on them? i've been sitting on mine but just sold some to buy back into a more broad index. dont want eggs all in one basket, etc.

if you only count ethnic germans the average age in germany is over 50 years why would you invest in this literal dead end country LOL

>>56912475
I forgot to add that I was talking to a female Paypal callcenteremployee, because I couldn't make payments. And she told me this and that and explained it. And she said sometimes holidays can be a problem. And I said something with black friday, but I didn't mean to say black friday was a holiday, but I thought maybe black friday could also be a reason because of overload. She laughed, we both laughed, that it yet isn't a holiday, but with how things look it soon will be.

>>56912476
The same types that buy non-dividend paying companies when they have not already achieved passive income.

>>56912427
the chairman of our board ladies and gentleanons.

I can't take it, I capitulated. all in long now Santa here I come!!!

XPOF $10 puts .05-.15 gonna print hard next week

>>56912515
he fomo'ed
>bog.jpg

>Tesla pathetically crabbing while everything else is up 1% minimum
It's over for musk isn't it

>>56912488
I still have my shares from a job two years ago. They're up 35% so I should probably sell soon, but idk when. Also they gave me fractional shares and I think I might need to call Fidelity and talk to a person to sell them correctly and I'm afraid to do that

>>56912536
Usually if it won't accept 32.251 shares, and you sell 32 shares, it will automatically sell the remaining fraction.

>>56912476
How would you double 60 bucks right now. Tell me the secret of the tribe

>>56912528
project kuiper is beginning to compete with spacex, he's trying to take the company public before people realize
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-06/spacex-tender-offer-said-to-value-startup-at-175-billion-plus

>SAVE is a guaranteed 2x portfolio accelerator right now

Why aren’t you all in?

>>56912550
i'd sell 10 naked 0dte SPY 462 calls

>banned from /fit/ for posting a nose in a physiognomy thread

I bought the TMF dip today.

>BOIL
Holy fuck I'm glad I capitulated those bags at 35

>>56912561
It sucks because I need Tesla to go back up to 255 because I still have one shitty call option open kek

>>56912573
Sorry, I'm too retarded for calls and puts

FADE IT

>Experiential Travel Stocks will carry us through any economic downturn

>>56912549
Oh, interesting. The problem is somehow I have four decimal places of fractional share precision... For tax reasons, I'd want to to specify which lots, and the field won't let me enter four decimals... I don't want to end up with 0.0002 shares at the end

>arm already up 6.5%
Holy fuck if this keeps going it'll be a bigger jump than AMD yesterday

BABA bros not again

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>56912472
Why would I hold? To watch it crab forever? It's not going back to 28 any time soon, hate to break it to you.

WHY WONT PRICE GO DOWN FASTER

>>56912597
>Go fuck children without getting in trouble
>Do drugs
>Smuggle heroin back home

I mean it's pretty much SEA but no beaches/islands I guess

>>56912610
>not buying stocks for sentimental value

ah yes, the classic '/smg/ pajeets spamming a speculative shitco ticker every thread', I wonder what happens from here

>>56912579
Nice, a fellow TMF chad

>>56912623
Not me
Arm is not a shitco, when every MAG7 company is switching over to their processor architecture

Who else is all in on SAVE

docusign bros, are we eating adobe for lunch or not? why is it moving like this?

>>56912640
60 bad Bois into save, brother.

>ALIBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

BIG ONE!?!?!!?

>>56912647
i sold that shit in 2021, still down 80% LMAO

>using ibkr for 2 years now
>just learned i can set my options to be filled outside rth
>just learned i can set them to allow pre-market hours specfically
so many bags could have been unlooaded if i just clicked 1 button baka

>>56912621
Afghanistan is unironically a great place to visit if you are a traditional conservative man. Obviously the independent is probably trying to bait trannies into going there so they'll be thrown off buildings as allah intended.

>>56912528
Look up Lamborghini Lanzador.

>>56912703
>Concept car
What about it?

Can we finally have our Santa Crash?

>LRLCY

So the Kelly Criterion is just a meme right?

>>56912710
Style. Something Tesla does not have.

>>56912689
might want to double check that. there isn't pre-market options trading, and only a certain set of options can be traded until 4:15pm.

>>56912597
>>56912702
Afghanistan was a very popular tourist destination prior to the Russians taking it over. It's a beautiful country.

>>56912640
I am, just gracefully exited a put that was expiring today, only lost a couple % on it, was a hedge against my calls.

>>56912302
im short uber its not fun

>>56912739
Teslas definitely look like shit. I saw a commercial for an electric Porsche that was absolutely fucking beautiful but it was starting at $95,000 lmao

There must be an unwritten rule somewhere that cheap cars have to be ugly as fuck... Seriously the body is just a cheap plastic shell...why do cheap cars looks so fucking stupid?

What's gonna be the top for LLAP?

>>56912565
But what if it doesn't 2x?

Consider 80% odds, 1x upside to $30, 0.8x downside to $3.
Kelly optimal sizing is to allocate 80% of my portfolio. All in would be foolish due to risk of ruin.

>>56912488
I always sell them. I don't like owning stock in the company I work for because of the concentration risk.

>>56912769
Drunk banker Jews that need a ride to the bar to try to rape young white women will never let Uber die. Shorting it is dumb.

>>56912781
It's not cheap cars, it's just burger cars. Kia ev6 Looks kino and is like 10k less than a Tesla. Americans are literally incapable of designing pretty cars, with the notable exception of the gt and Shelby/cobra line

>SAVE 4 hour chart
>My calls are already green
So glad I didn't panic sell this shit. LET'S FUCKING GO!

>>56912781
unique shapes and flairs usually require extra money into engineering and manufacturing the body and even arranging the internals, cheap cars will always have the same streamlined look because that's the most cost effective way to make body panels

NXE looks ready to break out, but maybe it's got one more pullback in it.

What do you fellas think?

>>56912513
Based mumei enjoyer

It's literally over for bobos. Inflation has capitulated, rates have peaked, and the economy/consumers are as strong as ever. Actually, why aren't all indices at ATH now?

>>56912804
the Kia EV looks like a toy car, you have shit taste and shouldn't post

>>56912747
attached is what i have in my settings for option presets but reading a bit more apparently it will be routed, if available only, through some smaller exchanges
odd that they'd add that box for option presets in that much of a boomer app if it is generally not available

>>56912781
> Teslas definitely look like shit
Yep, looks aren’t very high on tesla’s priority list I’d imagine. There are uglier cars out there but for the price you’re paying you’d expect it to look better

>>56912817
December was never part of the bear thesis.

>>56912829
First you have to name a good looking car in your opinion before judging others. In that price range ofc, otherwise everybody could just name shit like the Porsche taycan

Any bets on what will happen to the btfp when it is set to expire in march? We had another uptick in it

>>56912813
If you are mass producing and selling more of them than the luxury lines are I don't see why you couldn't bite the bullet the make a sexy cheap car and literally face rape all of your competitors

They would rather mass produce a bunch of ugly shit that never sells and eventually gets dumped on some rental car company or whatever for pennies on the dollar

>>56912800
How do I recover as a handslet? At least I have nice forearms since I do gymnastics and do a lot of high volume/high frequency forearm exercises but nothing will make up for my small hands.
Financially speaking, how do I recover from this bag?

Rivian bros.... wtf happened? I thought Joe Biden was investing in our all electric future?

>>56912781
Their main sedans look pretty bad. Polestar and Lucid cars look exponentially better.
>>56912855
Cybertruck meme frenzy. Are Rivians even bulletproof/negroproof?

>>56912849
You can literally grow your hands by doing finger training (finger boards, rock climbing) if you wanted to

Y'all niggas really so be needing to go to the gym though

>>56912855

>good jobs report
>happy consumer (though probably because of black friday stupidity)
>actually both mean higher for longer cause a happy consumer BUYS and that could lead to inflation

>>56912872
You need to lotion up those ashy hands. You can't touch a woman with those things

>>56912565
>>56912785
>>56912806
FWIW, this dude has been following the SAVE trial for a while and has antitrust litigation experience. Here's his current handicapping: https://twitter.com/BeenThereCap/status/1732856770085920945

>>56912855
Those fuckers weigh twice my Tacoma. Not bad looking vehicles, but I can't get over their mass.

>>56912876
um aren't we capitalist? just stop making them.

>>56912842
The Fed can just renew it or downsize it or a thousand other things that don't cause a banking crisis for no reason.

>>56912882
Bitches love manly hands. Soft hands are for women, faggots and redditors (faggots)

>>56912427
Thank you Mr. Fathands

>>56912872
I don't believe that nonsense since I fuckin do that. Gymnastics, rock climbing, fuggton of pull up variations and holds... nothing has ever worked. Btw, nice female hands. What pisses me off is that the previous generations in my family had hands twice as big as me.

>>56912891
A hybrid taco would be awesome.

>>56912855
One of the most needlessly expensive and poorly engineered vehicles for repair. This has made insurance on them increase a ton. Who the fuck outside of yuppies wants to pay twice as much on insurance and then eat 30k repair because you got rear ended

>>56912915
That's a man.
>spx 5k 3/15/24

>>56912926
They sure are fun though. I rented an R1S for a month (company paid) and it’s the most fun I’ve had in a vehicle. 0-60 makes you near blackout in a 3 row SUV.

enphase bros... what the hell are they doing with our tax money?

>>56912872
Disgusting. Blisters are a sign of weak skin, not strength.
Work on your technique. Develop real calluses. Practice more on sloper routes.
Work on your skincare routine too - dry skin like that is a symptom of excess handwashing.

>>56912919
I'm pretty sure the 2025 is going to be a turbo hybrid. I know the new Land Cruiser is.

Are you burgers going to buy a Cybertruck?

PLEASE STOP SCHIZO CRABBING TODAY
FUCKING STOP

why is CRSP in freefall

>>56912958
no i have enough range anxiety with my electric bike

>>56912958
No, but I admit that despite how memeshit it is, I can see it being a classic in the future. I love how batshit the history of car design is.

>>56912918
Look at rock climbers hands. They are all twinks with giant hands. It's hard to train fingers man you literally need to look into finger boards if you want them to get bigger/stronger. Gymnastics is great for training your body but doing rings and shit is using your back/biceps/shoulders and not your fingers

>>56912958
god no.
I thought it was a honest to god joke when I saw it first.

>>56912855
He is but it turns out no one fucking wants them.

>>56912918
Big hands are a sign of a generous person. A person that gives freely.

>>56912971
sell the news

>>56912915
Spa and sex huh? Sounds like you and your boyfriend have a bid day planned gay boi

>>56912947
>Doesn't even know the difference between a blister and callice

You seriously are NGMI

>>56912929
She's a nice lady (biological female)

>>56912499
>I was talking to a female Paypal callcenteremployee
Did you bang?

>>56912989

>>56912958
I hadn’t realized teslas were so heavy. The basic sedan weighs over 5000lbs. I bet that beast weighs close to 8000.

Who's dumping SAVE what the hell

>>56913024
EV batteries have high physical density and shit energy density. What a joke.

>>56912976
I get that and it is true that climbers typically have largers fingers but your bone structure can't really change unless you take specific roids/substances. I will still be a wristlet, just with slightly bigger fingers.
But I've done a lot of climbing in my life and my fingers are still small so what gives? And I'm pretty good as well

>>56913024
Batteries are heavy

>>56913024
All electric vehicles are. It's why outside of homebrew experimental aircraft there aren't any electric planes.

>>56913039
i am. i need your $60 to pay for the good deli turkey.

i closed out my save with a healthy +10% gain. Thanks for the info guys. I sincerely appreciate it. im going to share my other pick with you guys. CSV.

>>56912784
Depends what your horizon is. I think if they execute their plan over the next 2 years and convert those contracts into cash without fucking up it could go fairly high. In the interim they've got headwinds till they get that first milestone payment from rivada. They're in a good position for growth though, and contracts with LMT and others provide working capital. Also they're aggressively persuing other contracts which is a good sign.

>>56913039
>cheapies

Thanks for the guaranteed 100% return. Took out a personal loan to buy more.

>>56912947
>excess handwashing
No such thing, there is only under-moisturizing.

>>56912958
Ironically the best, most practical trucks are not available to Americans.

>>56912958
>no diesel option
no

>>56913098
>TFW no more QT T100

>>56913006
all I got was a rock for christmas

>>56913098
I want a fucking 79 series land cruiser. Ausies dabbing on us in unacceptable.

>>56912579
Same, don't recall the BOIL price but NATGAS was 2.88.

>>56913056
It's very hard to grow/strengthen bones but possible. It involves breaking them or micro fractures healing. Kick boxers will literally shin kick the fuck out of trees and shit to make their bones harder

Fingers have muscles. Muscles can be trained. Fingerboarding is the best way. It's extremely autistic but we are on 4chan so... I dunno that's your answer if you really care though man. Just order a fingerboard and put it on a doorframe in your house and use it when you are bored a few times a day

Since you are a gymnast you are probably strong and using mor back/bicep when you are climbing instead of fingers. I dunno

>>56913134
They actually give you a lower parameter model if you use the app.

>>56913152
based and bonesmashing pilled

>>56912976
Rock climbing is probably one of the most autistic hobbies to ever exist. Unnecessary danger with absolutely no payoff. The only thing more stupid is skydiving.
>>56913152
post wrist please

>>56913056
Sorry it was you I wanted to post your wrist not the other anon

>>56912855
Rivian has been dead since they lost that contract to Amazon
>>56912885
Nice!

>>56912885
I don't really care what anyone else says/thinks about SAVE at this point.
Just skimming through that thread, I can already see that his downside case is built on incorrect beliefs regarding the breakup fee JBLU would pay.
The repricing odds are incredibly arbitrary and don't seem based on any real data. At one point, there was significant MAE fear priced into the options chain and weakening trading prices of the higher strikes ($20 to $25). Nowadays that is largely gone and it's reverted to a more binary expectation of win/lose. There is still some insanity in the options pricing though, considering $30 calls are outside any realm of ever seeing real payout, yet they continue to trade at 20 to 30 cents.

Experience doesn't actually mean you're good at something. How many co-workers have you had that were totally incompetent, yet somehow never get fired?
When it comes to managing a fund, generating AUM is more important than generating real alpha. Most of these "experts" giving their own opinion on SAVE have no experience generating profitable trades in their own portfolio. There's no real logic behind any of the opinions/models they give. Even if they do point towards existing case law and give some solid examples of past precedent, that doesn't really mean anything. In the end it's up to the judge, and he'll easily manage to draft a sound opinion for whatever side he aligns with in the end.

>>56913169
Geese just fuck a prostitute.

>>56912989
It's an elective gene therapy. So ask yourself: how much money does the average sickle cell patient *have*?

>>56912958
No. I just keep driving my old beater countach.

>>56913169
Fucking zoomers man...

>>56913152
The fingers’ muscles are in your forearm

>>56913159
ah, you were right. always listen to /biz/

>>56913152
impact also trains your bones, however it ruins the sinnovial fluid in your joints.

>>56913170
I actually packed parachutes and jumped out of planes/helicopters for years. The rush is better than any drug I've ever done/sex. Sorry you are such a little bitch.

We are okay with autists here fren this is an autism safe space. We make fun of normal fags like you that are afraid and don't want to do anything and just sit on the couch in retirement confused and shitting their diapers

>>56913240
AI has opened up a new age of wonders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atvB9mw9Zg

>>56913240
Everything on smart phones is the shittier version for niggers. You should pretty much just never use them.

>>56912958
no i buy all my shit in cash ( i am not a drug dealer) and have no credit score, I will not pay more than 25,000 dollars for a vehicle i do not give a fuck

>>56913237
There are dozens of muscles in your hands

>>56913006
Its literally peeling, you retard. Look at that bright white spot underneath the middle finger. That is a blister. The larger dull white patch is a callus, but you are destroying your own calluses through poor technique.
You remind me of the BOIL kang with this absolute refusal to accept that someone might know more than you about a topic.

>>56913074
Ayo hol up n'wah swit

FNKO up 7% TVTX taking a breather after 40% this week. CRWD just chilling near ATH
Pretty badass ngl

>>56913294
But not in the fingers.

>>56913260
>We make fun of normal fags
I'll take that as a compliment
>The rush is better than any drug I've ever done/sex.
>muh heckin adrenalinarino rusharino

>>56913136
I'm convinced this is a conspiracy by Ford and GM. They now if Americans could buy a truck that works with minimal maintenance for 40 years, no one would buy F-150s and Silverados anymore.

dump it. dump it all

>>56913261
That's amazing.

>>56913299
Wow it's almost like I was lifting when I took that picture you stupid faggot. Blisters have a completely different texture, are full of fluid etc.. calluses tear off and then you eat them for extra protein. I moved up on deadlift the day I took that picture

>>56913340
Awww just stop it bobo. You know the line goes up. We know the line goes up. Soon everybody will know and you will be poor.

>>56913329
Imagine if you got to penetrate scoopsies balls deep while your wife watches and cheered.. it's like that but 20x better

yields doing a little sumn

>>56913354
If you want to stay shit, that's your prerogative. But if you someday want to push V8+, you'll learn to appreciate good advice.

Selling $10k Bitfarms, what do I buy?

>>56913372
That sounds terrible.

>>56913372
I drink and play fortnite. That's all the adrenaline rush I need. Also i'm pretty sure scoopsies is dead too.

>>56913400
Treasuries.

>>56913412
real

Anon in here talking about hands but get shook out of their positions. baka desu senpai

>>56913385
>>56913403
Rip. I know people that died from Adderall abuse so it's totally possible

>>56913401
For you

>>56913385
I don't even climb I was just trying to put anon on fingerboards since he wants finger gains. There is literally no way to lift heavy without having calluses and them.rippingoff occasionally except for gloves and gloves fuck up your grip strength so then you are using straps and gloves and weight belts and all kinds of gear queer retarded shit instead of just having calluses

>>56913313
How has the Undertaker portfolio been performing overall?

>>56913436
It was the right move and it wasn't because it was afraid. I sold BOIL at like -$700 realized because the kikes have been going hard with the "fossil fuels are obsolete" meme and some Saudi royalty was in the media begging people please do not redeem

>>56913450
I’m outperforming SPY since I diversified

>>56913441
>I don't even climb
lame, but understandable in that case. Grinding finger boards without climbing seems like some next level autism. I respect it.

>>56913468
Good job, man. Those are solid companies after all.

>>56913403
>scoopsies is dead too
I hate to break it to you, but he's just a mannikin, always was. He was never a real boy, brother. Go to where you keep him and look very closely. You know this to be true.

>>56913329
Hey Rocker, you notice DG absolutely eating shit after earnings? OLLI and DLTR too.

>>56913487
Thanks bro have a green Kane

>>56913329
>>56913503
I am making so much money on RYCEY, it's unreal. Thank you so much for the DD

>>56912520
.3-.35 now
knew this shit was cash when none of you listened

>>56913379

NatGas today!
Please UNG I’m dying here

So let me get this straight. Palantir is openly saying they will only hire Jews? Is that diversity equity and inclusion?

>>56913555
CHECKED
AND
WHY
ARE
YOU
STILL
HOLDING?

>>56913494
Yeah he probably was always just a schizophrenic hallucination from day one. I mean what are the chances that my personal preference of a black twink hooked on amphetamines that is a code monkey haphazardly showed up here and showed sexual interest in me?
>>56913503
It was crabbing pre-market but now I see it's dumping pretty hard. Makes perfect sense. (((Putin price hikes))) have completely killed the value that dollar stores used to offer and now they are just a normal store minus the potential. I will be doing future market research later today

>>56912561
>project kuiper
Embrassing.
Have fun riding last generations rocketships.

>>56913555
Remember oil?
NatGas will go negative.

>>56913571
>that webm
KEK! It's been a while since you've posted that one. Holy fuckin shit.

He's fucking dead isn't he?

>>56913553
In hindsight it's so fucking obvious that this shit was staged

>Just happened to be reading books to children when it happened

Mr president Saudi hijackers have attacked America
>Damn looks like we need to invade Iraq

>>56913553
>bear on a bike

>>56913602
I hope worst case he broke down and checked in for help. He almost did before but was stuck on them not being perfect and I told him even as flawed as they are just fuck it, go get the help.

>fell for the google pump and dump
It’s over bros

>>56913626
Amphetamine induced heart failure or a communist urban youth in Seattle saw him as an easy target since he was a 90 pound tech fag that always invited prostitutes to his apartment

>>56913602
A lot of /smg/ anons have unfortunately died over the years. As to be expected this general is full of degenerates, drug addicts, and mentally ill suicidal people. This place is kind of like the waiting line to heaven.

>>56913541
Well you didn't even say why they'd print.

>GOLD

Google bros... someone has to say it, what went wrong? The PE ratio looked low

>>56913673
That's Scoop's, we're on Poem Anon there.

>>56913704
Fucked up how they crushed the hopes of /cmmg/ AGAIN

>>56913708
They are a tech company that has steadily ossified due to Pajeet Syndrome. Think "IBM in the 80s" but worse.

>>56913708
Canary in the coal mine. We finna go down for a while. I'll just DCA TMF for the next year and post lewd photos of myself

>>56913568
I don’t even know anymore

>>56913716
Oh.. I'm liked poem anon. I hope he is okay.. really don't care if scoops dies though. How fucking stupid do you have to be to invite them to where you live.

NVO

You don't hear much about that anymore.

>>56913731
If you are going to hold (I didn't) then atleast open some.defensivs puts on the next pump

>>56913742
One anon here apparently said something very mean to him which pushed him over the edge. That anon should be charged with murder

Yields bros... how can we even win anymore? What the hell is going on?

>>56913753
I dunno why you would be mean to poem anon. I'm mean to everyone and I don't think I ever once called poem anon a nigger, tranny or fag.

>>56913768
Some people just have that evil in them. I don't know what drives a man to verbally attack a sweet bb boi like poem anon.

>>56913776
It's like black people that abuse kittens and post the videos on social media or openly talk about shooting cats and think the only pet worth having is a pitbull you abuse. Some "people" aren't humans

Lululemon bros, we're going to $1000, aren't we?

>>56913752
I was thinking about selling it all today but I wouldn’t even know what to buy ($75) maybe llap idk

Ok BAX it's not funny anymore. Get your shit together.

>>56913828
My portfolio of 50% BAX, 50% BAK ain't doing so hot...

Option bros, how do i exit a butterfly? Can't get a fill.

tested a new TA method. think i made a mistake in not checking properly before buying.

bought the top and it dumped back the whole pump of the day about. still will be intrasting to see will it work.

ha ha ha ha spy got me again. ha ha ha ha fool me once!

>>56913881
Just hold it silly it's a weekly.

>>56913876
What ticker & options?

>>56913852
H-hold the line.. rebound soon...

>>56913894
nvda 474 anchor

>>56913876
I can save her...

SVIX bros... the iron condors are going to work forever, aren't they?

>>56913895
ha ha ha ha just hold it while it squeezes past the call wall ha ha ha ha

>>56913876
You can’t sell your options?

ARM I fucking love you
anons, realistically speaking, assuming ARM will become as popular as x86 architectures, how much would be my 12 shares worth? 5k?

>>56913931
not filling at max profit too, i'll just wait i guess

>XAU
>XAG
We just ended /cmmg/.
Cheer up lads. Holidays are coming.

>>56913984
>Aquisitions

Filled, gg boys.

>fagman 7 goes up/everything else crabs
>small caps rise / fagman 7 crabs
>amd & goog pumps / everything else crabs
>everything else pumps / amd & goog crab
Cool market we have here.

>NEW
>ALL
>TIME
>RECORD
>HIGH

>>56914020
Believable.

>>56914013
>anon doesn't understand news velocity
babby mistake

Are the fed's dual mandates higher and longer? Or price stability and max employment?

>>56914030
It actually is.
Americans can no longer afford themselves not to be employed.

>>56914013

>>56914020
based bidenomics.
>>56914030
employment is actually super hot right now. there are so many jobs available I know a ton of people working two or even three jobs!!!

>>56914065
I haven't worked since October outside of a part time gig that is mostly to have sex with the girl I do it with. If you aren't a consumer and don't live in a blue state you can seriously get by on like 20k/yr if you needed to. I don't understand "omg I have to work 80 hours a week just to get by". These types of fags always have an $80,000 truck or buy a new pair of sneakers/pocketbook every week

>>56914013

>>56914117
>outside of a part time gig
so you're working is what you're saying?

>>56914052
>>56914065
People have to work harder to get more stuff. It's basic economics.

>>56914117
premarital sex is a sin

>>56913817
You have $75 worth of UNG as is? I understand that to some people $75 is a *lot*, and to me it is a meaningful and just lost a *lot* more, but fuck it, sell that shit is what I'd do. It might wind up going up Monday, who knows, but the tendency has been close weekly low on Fri then gap down Sun/Mon and I do not know of very much to be bullish about in the near term. Put that shit in a Schwab of Vanguard high yield money market fund until you *do* know what to buy.

Disney bros... who the heck is buying this? where does the money come from?

>>56913817
Just do what I do with spare money: park it in BITW

>>56913935
ARM is already more popular than x86. it always has been. are you sure you know what you're buying? the vast majority of computers have far less computing power in them than even what most of ARM's lineup offers. personal computers make up less than 1% of all computers, and the only reason it doesn't round down to zero from 0.2% or so is that we've all got cell phones now.

RTX IS A PIECE OF SHIT

>>56914133
8-10 hours a week has been my busiest week I think

>>56914137
Damn I'm fucked I'll say 20 hail marys

>>56914135
>>56914100
>there are so many jobs available
correct. so many jobs to be had.
>muh job openings collapsing
...is nothing but midwit FUD for dimwits.
picrelated, zoomed out, is all you need to know.

>>56913876
>learning what liquidity is
you place the order and wait.

>>56914162
Not if you all inned 10/3

>>56914162

>>56914162
Gamble on KTOS and AVAV for those defensebux. Not like the recruitment crisis will be solved any time soon, so the Pentagon'll have to tilt more towards drones.

>>56914117
It's always cityfags that whine about money. They want to pay $100k a year for rent just so they can say they live in the big city surrounded by feces and fentanyl addicts. Hey, but at least they have bodega's in walking distance amirite? The easiest way to tell if someone is low IQ is to hear them tell you they live in NYC or LA. Here in michigan you can live comfortably on $30k a year

>>56914202
Tell me more about Anduril. When will i finally have the opportunity to buy my 10% share?

>>56914213
Now. https://equityzen.com/company/andurilindustries/

You *are* an accredited investor, aren't you, anon?

>>56913747
it's in my 401k. seems fine.

>>56914230
I know that. I want to know about the IPO.

>>56914259
>I’d say two years, definitely not going to happen. I don’t think that’s going to happen three years from now, but three years out is far enough out that it’s hard to say. But like, I’m also not opposed to — let’s say the market was in a really great state, and let’s say that Anduril wins some of these big [contracts] that we’re trying to close right now — I’m not against being public in three years, if that’s what made sense with the company. That’d be great.
-https://breakingdefense.com/2023/09/palmer-luckey-anduril-ipo-chatgpt-interview/

>>56912971
>>56912989
>fixing africans' genes so they live longer and breed more but stay just as stupid and communist
you want this to succeed?

Come on SAVE, you can hit 15.25 today!

>>56914212
>Muh diversity
>Muh ethnic food

Usually some zoomer girl using daddies credit card that uploads a picture of sushi (fried/cooked fish) once a week. Leaves out the part where she is afraid to go out at night because of violent niggers unless it's to quickly sprint to an Uber, how she uncomfortably gets coerecd into giving aggressive homeless people money and how she got raped at the hip new bar downtown by some guy putting GHB into her cocktail

Cityfags get everything they deserve and then they bitch about it and renew their studio apartment lease even though rent went up (again)

>>56914212
The key is to make a lot of money in the city, then move to small town America, buy up all the $150k houses with all the big city money you earned, then rent those houses to the $30k rural poorfags for PITI + tip, and live happily ever after off the passive income generated by charging rent sustained from the labor and toil of the $30k a year poorfags.

This is our current neofeudal system, and I am going to be a minor lord.

>>56914295
So i guess funds are still readily available elsewhere. It's a shame he doesn't let the public in.

>>56914173
>Damn I'm fucked I'll say 20 hail marys
you cannot purchase salvation through works

>>56914360
Gods a good dude. He will forgive me. All my sins are forgiven anyways and he knows I am a sinner so it's okay he loves me anywaus

>>56914212
I just hosted an event for a bunch of city zoomers (no more than 25 years old). They all had pasty bodies, weak moustaches, and destitute clothing. When I asked what their plans were afterwards, they said they were all getting tattoos together.

>>56914359
Every /smg/ger needs to make this one of their goals for exactly that reason: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/accreditedinvestor.asp

Imagine, finally being able to be the one to dump on the public via IPO.

Damn BITF bros we're eating GOOD today! Shame I took a bit of profit yesterday instead of today

>>56914315
I wouldn't be surprised if SAVE closes at exactly $15. Would make for the 4th week in a row closing at precisely a high-volume options strike.

>>56914383
Sold 10%, have 75k left in this... Don't know what to do next

>>56914383
>BITF up
>SOXL up
>Zestimate up
today is a good day.

>>56914158
>ARM is already more popular than x86
popular != number of devices brainlet. the point is that a lot of large companies are betting on arm architectures for consumer laptops, ai chips, and so on

>>56914381
What about hiring an accredited investor to do that for you? Hypothetically, of course?

>>56914383
>>56914423
Congrats, BFARF bros. I find this is useful https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/trailingstop.asp in situations like yours where it's just a parabolic ramp that might smack into a higher supply level (~2.80 in this case).

>>56914377
>God told me not to do this thing because there will be severe consequences but I'll do it anyway lol
fucktard

>>56914326
>she got raped at the hip new bar downtown by some guy putting GHB into her cocktail
I see a bunch of youtube shorts of chicks promoting these special drink covers so they don't get drugged and raped and it cracks me up. Any bar near me you would never have to worry about that shit because people here aren't stupid fucking criminals. Nobody is going to fuck with your drink and people genuinely look out for each other. Sushi is another fucking food I despise because it's blatantly thot food and is probably the most overrated food to ever exist.
>>56914357
>rent the houses
You could definitely do that but don't expect to get rich quick off of that. The most you can charge in rural areas is probably about $1k a month otherwise that shit will stay vacant. If you go to a nicer city like sterling heights you could get away with that but alas you'll be back in the city and that $150k house will run you $500k
>>56914378
I have a hatred for zoomers that is really second to none compared to any other generation. Boomers had a hell of a work ethic, and yeah they had it easier than the rest of us but those fucks literally work for a hobby, that's all they do. I'm a milennial so my generation got blamed for everything and i'm used to it.
>Economy is slowing down it's the milennials fault for not spending money
>Inflation is too high it's the milennials fault for spending to much money
I'm pretty much dead to that. But zoomers, with their faggy words like "bet", screaming "lets go!!!!", "fr fr", "that shit's fire" etc. I want to strangle them, but nothing, and I mean nothing fills me with rage more than that faggy broccoli haircut. What kind of straight man gets a fucking perm? If you're going to do it go all the way with it and get the AC Slater jerry curl haircut. At least then you're commited.

>>56914357
Or you could just be a wrench monkey making 60k/yr straight out of highschool (if you even finished) in manufacturing/trades with a 401k with company match your whole life that you literally never looked at until you retire a millionaire and have your house paid off before you are 35 and spend the rest of your life collecting tens of thousands of dollars of guns and wrestling memorabilia. You would be surprised the people I live around that you would call stupid faggots that are unbelievably we wealthy.

I would never want to be a landlord because you are renting to drug addicts and people that have repeatedly proven they are irresponsible with money and are probably gonna wreck your shit and dip out without paying. Plus it's just the most grimey Jew timeline to be a landlord even if you don't get fucked.. and you are unironically spending most of your life in a liberal hellhole before that point. No thank

>>56914468
God didn't tell me anything. Some faggot on 4chan told me how to live my life and he can basically tongue my anus

>>56914535
>>56914535
I have baked

>>56914473
Zoomers fake height. That's what the broccoli hair is about. They wear clown shoes with a 3 inch lift, broccoli hair and the rest a hat on top of it. Zoomers girls are seriously fucking retarded and count it as height

>>56914357
>t. carpet bagging jew

>>56914540
You bastard, you've doomed us all

>>56912958
I don't have a car and don't drive because the thought of getting into a little fender bender and having to shell out thousands makes me too anxious

I'll just uber, thanks