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I'm 38 and my net worth is 300k. 220k in cash and 80k in crypto. How do I get to 5 million?

>> No.56903146

She looks jewish/med/nafri
I hate wogs
fuck you op

>> No.56903151

>>56903122
All in on Solana will give you 60% chance.

>> No.56903156

>>56903122
test

>> No.56903206

>>56903122
I hate women
I never want to be in this situation even she is hot

>> No.56903231

>>56903122
She owes me sex

>> No.56903242

>>56903122
All in on Avax

>> No.56903257

>>56903122
Why so much in cash

>> No.56903274

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.56903280

>>56903257
Been leaving it in mmf. Now it's too late to buy equities. Also I just don't know what to do. Very uneducated

>> No.56903558

>>56903122
how do I get 220k in cash?

>> No.56903624

>>56903122
You're 38 and you don't even own 1 home yet?

>> No.56903695

>>56903280
All in on DOT

>> No.56903719

>>56903122
If you don't have 1 million USD in a brokerage/trading account AFTER taxes by the time you turn 30 years old, then you will never make it. You need a miracle anon.

>> No.56903803

unironically buy parsiq now or when it dips.
DO NOT BAG HOLD
there is plenty of volume going around for it.
sell at 40 cents

>> No.56903829

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM COOOOMMINNNGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHATS HER NAME

>> No.56903839

>>56903206
>I never want to be in this situation even she is hot
same

does that make us gay brother?

>> No.56903854

dating a black guy

>> No.56904016
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>>56903122
>I'm 38 and my net worth is 300k. 220k in cash and 80k in crypto. How do I get to 5 million?

By being more like me.

I'm 38 and I've got $350k in crypto and $100k cash. You're not going to get anywhere having that little exposure.

Portfolio and explanations in order of position sizes:

AVAX - Nobody has a better business development team than Ava Labs and the Avalanche product is second to none, shit loads of big companies are building on it and the biggest Web 3.0 games are launching there imminently. This will 100x at least over the years.

TRUMP - Tell me there will be a bigger meme coin in the next year. There won't be. This will 100x and might do a 1000x. This is actually my highest conviction AND most asymmetric play but there's much more risk involved.

TRUMP NFTs - I'm one of the biggest holders, again, a dead cert these will pump around the Trump election. If he stays alive, that is.

JEWEL - Just a token for another Web 3.0 game on Avalanche, reached an enormous market cap last bull run, it's back to a tiny size at the moment but the product has been developed in the time since and it's ready to go back to ATH. This should 10x but could 100x.

NEON - An EVM that runs on Solana. The Solana ecosystem gets a lot of attention due to all the paid mouths, I'm more confident on Avalanche but I need exposure to Solana and this is how because the EVM is the key to getting a decent DeFi system up and running.

BTC - Gotta have some Bitcoin exposure for the ETF.

GFY - Total shitcoin, probably just goes to zero.

GEMINI - Total shitcoin, probably just goes to zero but I hope it pumps like the GROK shitcoin did.

PTP - Had some Platypus Finance but this looks toast as they got hacked.

PICKLE - Pickle Finance but I don't think DeFi is coming back in a big way, this is probably dead.

My target is $20,000,000 at the lower bound, $60,000.000 at the higher - see you there.

>> No.56904051

>>56903122
She looks like she exclusively rides BBC

>> No.56904194

>>56903122
Women are simply not worth it.

>> No.56904207

>>56903206
>>56903839
This. I'd rather have a brown goddess (who I'm married to) dancing for me in my bedroom instead of some normie-ass club.

>> No.56904238

>>56904194
this. Why would anyone put a ring on her finger? Shes probably already had at least 8 different men unloading there seed into her mouth/twat. Her social media is probably filled with thousands of lusting simps waiting to get a shot at her. Why put yourself through that agony on a daily basis? Id rather be alone.

>> No.56904284

>>56904016
I'm 39 and have 140k cash, 3k in crypto split between eth and qnt and a house worth a lil under half mil

>> No.56904393
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>>56904284
Do you actually own any significant equity in the house though?

If so, auction it today and stick it in AVAX, I'm not kidding.

You will get nowhere with that much cash and real estate equity.

We're playing for retirement by next year and the big house with the hot tub full of escorts (or preferably a cosy gf)

>> No.56904418

>>56903122
Why do chicks think this is the peak of existence when it's literally dirty, kills brain and eye cells, can't hear anyone or anything, everyone else is an alcoholic and I don't even believe alcoholism is real, and so on and so on
Then chicks who hike never shower and look like gorillas cause they inject testosterone or don't get fucked so they release estrogen

>> No.56904605

>>56903156
the id changed, you can do it again now and samefag to your heart's content

>> No.56904741

38 here also.

12k crypto
45k cash
100k stocks

I'm in six figure hell, even 300 to 400k would probably do me for neeting the rest of my 40s

>> No.56904767

>>56904418
because women are literally filthy, emotionally unhinged, spineless, self centered, retarded animals. They are herd creatures, they do what their peers do. They lack foresight and are incapable of taking responsibility for poor life decisions.

>> No.56904786

>>56903206
>I hate women

How could you not?

>> No.56904790

>>56904016
Where do I buy Trump?

>> No.56904813

>>56904016
>unironically falling for a Trump scam

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.56904980

>>56904767
>They are herd creatures, they do what their peers do
Unless you lovebomb them, it's the only way out of this nightmare
The part when Winston meets the girl in 1984 is more accurate exactly like reading anon's on here who made it by apeing a good shitcoin

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>>56904016
>TRUMP NFTs - I'm one of the biggest holders, again, a dead cert these will pump around the Trump election. If he stays alive, that is.

>> No.56905287
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56905287

Lease a lambo and become a "get rich through crypto and masculinity" influencer.

>> No.56905340

>>56904790
0x576e2BeD8F7b46D34016198911Cdf9886f78bea7

paste that into paraswap and make sure you use flashbots so you don't get sandwich attacked

caveat retardo

>> No.56905354

>>56903146
>>56903122
im really bad at identifying ethnicities
what would she be?

>> No.56905361

>>56903122
why does she look so lifeless? is this AI?

>> No.56905441

>>56904284
Why not more crypto?

>> No.56905460

>>56903122
Unworthy.
Imagine looking like that and your fate is to die alone and unloved because your favorite thing to do is get drunk and you don't know how to interact without alcohol.
Prohibition 2 when? This time we'll keep those (((Canadians))) out of the country.

>> No.56905475

>>56905287
That is actually an epic livery

>> No.56905586

>>56905354
Jewish.

>> No.56906574

>>56905361
>>56903122
that's what I wondered as well. Why does she look so lifeless?

>> No.56906583

>>56903122
>>56903146
>>56905354
what race/ethnicity is she? Is she actually jewish?

>> No.56907016

>>56905354
semite/medoid (southern european, north african, middle eastern)

>> No.56907020
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>>56903122
>How do I get to 5 million?
You don't get 5 million easily, you must earn it or just be absurdly lucky. If you work hard and earn it, you will feel happy and fulfilled, if you are lucky, against all odds, you will feel like an imposter even if you made it.

You must do some research and look into STBU. I saw this thread yesterday and went nearly all in. Bought a make-it stack. The project is a monster project with working products but still rather unknown, so I plan to hustle on twatter and wake up CT.
>>56861162

Even sold some of my ETH iron reserve stack. Not gonna lie, this is comfiest hold I have ever had.

>> No.56907030

>>56903122
Sell your 80k crypto stack and use the 80k to short with 62.5x leverage. Collect 5 million when Btc go to zero

>> No.56907052

>>56903146
and yet she has better genes than you lol
hilarious watching inferiors cope

>> No.56907105

>>56906574
>>56905361
shes on drugs

>> No.56907170

>>56903122
Put the 300k in BTC (just under 7 coins) and then wait until it hits 720k in mid-2025. Don't listen to these assholes telling you to gamble on shitcoins. Take the sure thing.

>> No.56907531

>>56905354
>>56905586
>>56906583
>>56907016

applicable racial categorizations
>southern european
>northern (european) mediterranean
>mediterranean/dinaric

>> No.56909176

>>56903122
Buy RAIL and hodl. You are welcome.

>> No.56909199

>>56903854
Black people don't have money. That's what shitlibs tell me is the reason they commit so much crime.

>> No.56909228

>>56904016
You're legitimately retarded. Even if your shitcoins pump you'll miss the time to sell going for 60 mil and end up holding the bags. Probably what you ended up doing in 2021 and why you only have 350k.

>> No.56909253

33
NW 506k
190k stocks (95% in company stock)
31k crypto
165k 401k
111k equity in condo
2k cash
7k car

I actually just hit $0.5M a few days ago, thanks crypto :* i'm tryna move that decimal over one space to the right too tho

>> No.56909268

>>56903122
just hang out

>> No.56909288

>>56905361
She is female

>> No.56909294

>>56903151
She will get a 100% chance if she add also include QANX to the SOL bag. QVM gems are going parabolic soon.

>> No.56909399

>>56903280
best place to be second only to ammo, gold, and food. dont be the idiot who buys stocks right before the big crash. this is currently 2007

>> No.56909410
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>>56903624
>its just a fixer upper!

why arent you buying boomer bags at the top?????????

>> No.56909423
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56909423

37, 340k cash here, but probably like 20K in crypto. Make me a millionaire.

>> No.56909514

>>56903122
Buy supra make it stack at TGE.

>> No.56909527

>>56903122
Dump the cash and put everything that you don't need in the next three months into Bitcoin and Chainlink

>> No.56909543

>>56903231
Me too. I'm a nice guy. that's good enough isn't it?

>> No.56909643

>>56903122
Too much cash at the verge of a bull market. Start accumulating more crypto for sure.
Leave 6-12 months of living expenses in cash and put it into a smart vault to get yields (obviously much better than what you'll get from banks and CEXs).
You'll make a few million at least in 2 years

>> No.56909655

>>56909527
Too little ROI

>> No.56909668

Buy Elon shitcoins like GFY

>> No.56910539

>>56909643
auto compounding and risk diversification at its best

>> No.56910552

>>56910539
>>56909643
Where is this?

>> No.56910563

>>56910552
google it you lazy ass bitch

>> No.56910655

>>56907016
This
Or hapa even

>> No.56910862

>> 56905354 >>56905586 >>56906583 >>56907016 >>56907531
>>56903146

I figured it out: she's a Ukrainian model

>> No.56911593

>>56910862
Yes. Exactly. She's Jewish. Also - name?

>> No.56911669

>>56903122
Buy small caps.
Start with ALPH.

Buying btc wont make you shit. A 10x would be 435k per.... Well I made 2 10x plays in the past 2 months. Thanks ATOR and ZEPH. Im all in on ALPH now though.

Anyone who is buying mc's of 50m or more is a fool.

>> No.56911875

>>56903122
>220k in cash
pathetic. you should be 97% crypto

>> No.56911891

>>56909410
just a reminder that those ridiculous prices are just what the owner thinks it's worth, not the true value of the house. nobody in their right mind would buy that shit for 700k

>> No.56911938

>>56903719
Take this from a 40 yo boomer. This anon is correct. Wealth without your youth is more like retirement. You can’t really enjoy money past 40. You can just sit on it and rest because you won’t have the energy or sex drive to do anything.

>> No.56911969

>>56909410
Bring your hammer. It has good bones. Close to parks. Don’t miss out on this investment opportunity

>> No.56912213

>>56903122
>How do I get to 5 million?
By going back to January and buying the most obvious Bitcoin bottom in the history of bottoms.
Now? Gamble 10k on 10 different shitcoins and maybe you'll make it with 5 of them.

>> No.56912239

sorry i am not allowed to reply to coomers

>> No.56912509

>>56911593
enjoy
https://fapopedia.net/irina-repei-nude-leaks/2202636.html

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>>56903146
>She looks jewish/med/nafri

>> No.56912546
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>>56904016
No one with 6 figurs invests on shitcoins. You are trying to pump your 5k bags.

>> No.56912583

>>56911938
This is legit, which is why im goign all in on MSTR (I don't buy on shitcoin exchanges)
If it fails im killing myself, if it doesn't then I will have 1+ million in a couple of years before age 40. No one that isn't a retard buys altcoins anymore.

>> No.56912627

>>56903122
>I'm 38 and my net worth is 300k. 220k in cash and 80k in crypto. How do I get to 5 million?
you are poor and trying to flex on here for some reason.

>> No.56912650

>>56911938
what is trt?>>56912583

>> No.56912741

>>56903122
she looks like she only dates black guys : /

>> No.56912827

>>56903274
Faggot

>> No.56913132

>>56903122
>>56903122
bro you should have them already by 38. you are gettin old. too old for girls from your webm

>> No.56913168

>>56903146
>i am a virgin

>> No.56913206

>>56903122
She looks like Natalie Portman but with big tits
Sex

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>>56907105
drugs and music usually make you full of life tho. my theory is that she is only there at the club dancing and filming it because of social media. its like her homework. or maybe even her job because she'll have dudes salivate at her in the DMs giving her money. I think she will be more full of life making sandwhiches in a kitchen and having her babies suck on her nice milk givers.

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>>56903122
Step 1. buy a Lambo, drive It really fast, congrats now you are a stunt driver, stunt drivers make a lot of money, profit xDDDDD

>> No.56915128

>>56912509
based

>> No.56915297

>>56912627
What's ur a problem

>> No.56915328

>>56903719
I have one more year to make 960000 fuck

>> No.56915384

>>56903122
hear me out. if you suck 100 cocks a day for 20 dollars a cock, in seven years time you'll reach 5 million dollars.

>> No.56915395

>>56904767
I hope you share this with your mother at new years right before you give her a big kiss

>> No.56915831

>>56903122
if a guy danced like that everybody would laugh and say he was uncoordinated lol