/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Big Lots

First for literal bears.

alright stop the market manipulation now
I get it, it was funny, now stop

>she baked

why do those lame threads about meme stocks put smg in their filenames so i have to look at them when searching for this thread

and why doesnt the management fix this issue

>>56901426
going there today to see if I can find easy to move book shelves
Ollies is the better closout store though

>>56901440
((we)) won't stop until every bobo is dead

Today's moment of autism:

>>56901451
File a complaint

>cannabis
MSOX
AYRWF
IIPR
GTBIF

SAVE SAVE SAVE. Looks like it's finally maybe waking up, been crabbing all morning

>>56901469
But that post is from 3 days ago?

>>56901469
Being evil in vidya is a feel if it isn't spun comedically like in the Overlord (not the anime) games
not going to rag on him for that

>>56901482
Doubt it. Vol selling is too strong. Look at those Dec 15th calls collapse towards zero every passing day.

>>56901508
I remember having ptsd when I murdered my first scientist in half life totally by accident

>>56901508
fuck the villagers in fable though

>>56901518
fucking pussies i should have sold on monday im an idiot

I knew I should have bought Save Foods

Laffy taffy got fucking good.
Buy WONK.

>>56901469
The nice thing about GTA is taking random cars and driving poorly with no consequences.
I wash someone would glue the handful of things together required to have this in eg Godot so we didn't have to deal with all the bullshit from 2k for it.

>Oil
It's over... Oil will never be worth anything ever again. Look at this, would you pay money to have THIS?

Hate MANU so much its unreal

>there are NO NATGAS NIGGERS here
UNL
>UNL
UNL
ONE SHARE AT A TIME
SWEET JESUS

TLT bros, we're gonna make it, aren't we?

>>56901547
Fundamentals still look good, just bored of the lack of movement. Hopefully we break out of this range pretty soon, up past 14.60 it should moon again.

So... for real though... what brokers do you goofballs use that let you get so much leverage.

Personally I'd like some 5x leveraged puts on SPY...

>>56901572
Just play with the Vice City source bro. I made a flight simulator in it, among other things.

>>56901592
the people that produce it want us to have it for free. Who am I to complain?

>>56901612
Oh fuck Coombler you done did it now.

>>56901612
Schwab. Options are 100x by default.

>>56901612
I'm a Yurofag so I'm on CFDs

>>56901572
It's the sardonic comments from the protagonists that sell it.
>Accidentally run into merging traffic. Collide into half-a-dozen pedestrians.
>Niko: "I hope you have insurance!"
Also, where does Elon get off having this holier-than-thou attitude when he's already a vector for the Department of Defense

>>56901612
>I have nothing going on in my life except for being fat
typical american woman

>>56901624
But schwab lets you do 10x and 20x leverage?

>>56901592
Land and White women are the only things that have value. Everything else is bullshit.

>>56901651
Not that I'm aware of. Pretty sure people use robinhood for those meme trades.

>>56901508
>Overlord
Very fun game

>>56901592
>would I pay money to have a place that looks like heavy metal sounds
FUCK
YEAH
MAN
\m/ \m/

>>56901672
Robinhood doesn't have leverage anon. I'm looking for more ways to goomble and win my money back.

>yields

>>56901622
Sorry anon. But for real how to these jokers get 10x leverage on equities? Havent seen it with RH, vanguard, fidelity...

>>56901726
>But for real how to these jokers get 10x leverage on equities?
I also use Goldman sachs derivatives through my broker. There's anything from 3x to 100x

>>56901726
The brokerages give you more than plenty of rope to ACK yourself with.

>>56901788
>>56901816
Which brokerages?

>>56901838
You wouldn't know her, she's from another country (scalable)

>>56901838

>>56901838
Do u have an album for all these picrels jesus

>>56901547
No catalyst for minimum two weeks. No hype/momentum, so no new buyers unless they actually read up and believe in the trial. At this point pretty much everyone that wants a position is already positioned.
It all comes down to the final result.

There could be a slight uptrend over the next few days as that short term vol selling ceases to be worthwhile, but in general don't expect shares to push past $15. The market has made its decision on the odds.
If you were never in SAVE for the thesis of mispriced trial odds, then you might as well sell now. The window to flip is over. Otherwise you'll be stuck holding onto a gamble that you have no clue on how it might resolve.
To be honest, it was never particularly sensible to buy SAVE as a swing trade like that. The whole airline sector put in a massive bottom last month. You could've bought JBLU and been up 50%. ULCC is up 40%. HA got a buyout offer and has tripled. Shows how undervalued the whole sector was trading. Spirit airlines is uniquely dogshit, with most of the value being tied to this active special situation of the trial.

stop posting milk trucks bros im at work and I cant risk getting another claim against me at the office

Also im down 3% on oil, my attempts at catching the knife are going just as well as expected

>AMD

>>56901854
Not vanguard, fidelity, or robinhood, or webull....

Help a nigger out

>>56901612
>Personally I'd like some 5x leveraged puts on SPY...
personally im eyeballing mid 2024 puts since theyre expected to lower interest rates and that always precedes a recession
i just dont want to burry my account by being early

>>56901469
>Shooting PIGS.
>Bad.
Fuck those parasites.

>>56901957
Seriously, shooting cops in GTA is way better than rando civilians.

>>56901936
Tell me how to get leverage and the milk will dry up and get all flakey.

QT cycle ended in March with the fed discount window. Fed will talk tough but not walk the walk. Macro data shows goldilocks soft landing

im getting tomorrow 20 cents from divies.

im a rich boy now

>>56901696
you can get insane margin on robinhood like 2k gets you 20k margin what do you mean they don't have leverage

>>56902032
which ticker?

>>56902032
Per share, right? Don't forget your 1099!

>>56901938
Shit is still going up, huh? I would've been up 100% by now

>>56902023
Macro data shows we will crash land according to George Gammon.

And my QT cycle is just beginning.

>>56902032
I have 3 options expiring worthless tomorrow

I hate women who have a big ego just because of their looks
no value added (I'm a value investor)

>>56902056
>100%
chicken feed

>>56902038
Only for buying really stable stocks, not high vol stuff, and not for shorting or throwing into options.

>>56902054
nah its the whole amount

Remember to take profits in case you have to pay taxes on your unrealized gains anyways now

>>56902092
lmao nice. Reminds me when I get like $0.05/month on my emergency savings account.

>>56902023
>>56902060
The softest landing in 100 years, and no one ITT is ready.

BACK
>BACK
BACK
u NIGS

Ackman who perfectly top ticked the 10 year to the penny with absolutely no information at all says they cutting in march

>>56901904
theres still dec 13

BEARS
BE
BECLOWNED
btw buy ADXN and LILM. SET AND FORGET

>>56902170
>Ackman
>Ends up profitable and doesn't ACK
Who writes this shit?

>>56902023
There never was a QT to begin with. The big money is literally laughing at us as we thought the system would crash back in 2022. Nah, we pumping to new ATHs. It's still quite incredible how for example the NASDAQ100 isn't at ATH. How even? FAGMAN is setting new records

>>56902060
Appreciate the dairy posting, but you need to expand the webm pool I've already seen all these webms multiple times.

>>56901599
yes, I hope everybody remembers me SHILLING THE FUCK OUT OF TLT 2 months ago. niggers.

eat the bugs economy

>>56902060
>>56902023
>>56902152

How are you positioning yourselves for this in the coming months?

>>56902162
very cute

>>56901936

Oil looks like a clear breakdown through a long term support. It doesn't matter what the supply fundamentals are. Speculators now realize, yes, a recession is coming and that means sell oil, and they'll overdo it on the downside just like on the upside.

Don't kys trying to make oil work, just wait for the peak of recessionary panic. There's other long-term inflation bets like miners that look cheap anyways.

>>56902170
The guys I follow figured this out with high school probability.
Is there really so much arbitrage in the markets that brain dead statistics and a small amount of computing power is enough to find it?

>>56902201
And to expand on this, the high rates have benefitted corpos seeing as their net interest payments are also down.
Restrictive policy? Nah. Job market is firing on all cylinders and tech's earnings have never been better.
I seriously want to know how anyone can remain bearish amidst all such good data

>>56902222

>>56902201
They got me good I tell ya huwhhut.

>>56902254
The only people who are bearish are /pol/ kiddies who are depressed losers and wish the entire world will collapse because they're so bitter. Everyone else has been laughing at them this entire time.

>>56902315
>The only people who are bearish are /pol/ kiddies who are depressed losers and wish the entire world will collapse because they're so bitter. Everyone else has been laughing at them this entire time.

>>56902254
>Nah. Job market is firing on all cylinders and tech's earnings have never been better.
You should check /twg/ on /g/.

>>56902315

>>56901946
>theyre expected to lower interest rates and that always precedes a recession
i can understand why you'd think this if you were looking at a chart and were mentally retarded

>>56902315
But Im a bull and I wish for billions to die

>>56902360
Based. More LMT says I!

>>56902331
>the usd is going to 0
>this is the presidents fault
>no i don't know how to place a profitable trade encase it happens

take the doomer bull black pill anon. the corrupt people in charge are desperate, soulless, and completely out of touch with reality. They will milk normies for every last penny

>>56902369
Good.

>i can understand why you'd think this if you were looking at a chart and were mentally retarded

did anyone else get heemed by TTWO calls
notbke of course haha

>>56902367
>>the usd is going to 0
The bears are the ones who are arguing against this.

TLT ticked above 200MA

>>56902399
correct

Generative AI is the biggest innovation since the internet. AMD has the fastest chip in the game and doubled their TAM yesterday

Poll: are you bullish or bearish?

https://strawpoll.com/e2nar5oxAgB

>>56902335
Yeah. I know. I'm a retarded gambler. Being a bobo sucks.

Im buying spy puts for feb now.

>>56902503
How do I vote for burek with meat?

>>56902534
That we send women to work instead of just having them have sex is one of the biggest crimes in the world.

>Alphabet, Inc. stock is 5.38% more valuable today than it was yesterday

USD to 0
Euro to 0
Every anglo and non-euro european currency to 0
Every market, index and equity to 0
Boomer rocks to infinity, but it won't matter because the goverment will waterboard you until you remember where you had the boating accident
Average human lifespan to 0

Weimar Cataclysm baybee

>>56902603
Yeah but that's like a 0.25% loss after daily inflation.

4800 COMIN' IN HOT!

Soft. Landing. Don't fight the fed!

>>56902633
Based psilocybin granny.

>AMD with another +10% in a day
AMD longbros we keep winning.

>>56902485
I bought AMD a while ago and no idea how people kept sleeping on it.
They are the only company that could potentially offer some actual competition to Nvidia but the entire AI hype has kinda ignored them. Would have expected people to jump on this stock way earlier.

>BAX
to all those who followed me... we are so WAGMI

>>56902645
they will say we got lucky

>>56902633
>Soft. Landing.

>>56901410
AMD at 200 eoy

>>56902670
Now that they got those big deals with MS and friends secured people will keep a close eye on the next financial reports. If they deliver Nvidia-esq numbers we could potentially see them rise way higher than that.

>>56902666
>that quack

Inflation = defeated. Health care costs down 35% last month. We go higher.

post asian plumpers not these cottage cheese white sows and then we can talk. also my puts have been vaporized...

>>56902771
Every time I do anything the opposite happens.

>>56902785
I love this titcow in particular. Maybe I should go to yurop.

>he didn't buy AMD
That was pretty obvious anon. What's your excuse?

>>56902771
>bull thread
>milkers being posted
oh wait I get it

>>56902798
I don't invest in Azn Micro Dicks. I'm an oil chazz.

>>56902801
He's so cute.

SANTA RALLY SANTA RALLY SANTA RALLY

$5B in student loan forgiveness announced yesterday. $110B in ukraine money to be passed any minute now. $2T in inflation reduction act subsidies about to hit the economy next year. we go higher

A few rules I learned during my short time as a trader:

>Always define your profit margin: use a trailing stop loss not to exclude gains, but make sure to trail it behind so you don't get greedy
>Define your risk loss, but ideally don't use a stop loss and be ready to lose everything
>NEVER look up the market after the trade is finished i.e. you sold. Worst case scenario is a stock booming after you finished up and you FOMOing to death
>Calculate volatility: your trade should be based on the direction, not on "it will be up x% today without dumping in-between"
>Don't be a brainlet, split your investment 95% long term, 5% short term aka gambling with options


Any other suggestions, /smg/?

>>56902827
Another 2T? The place I work at funded some BS environment program using that money, are they really handing more out?

>>56902827
I really don't understand why you had to include so much anti-semitism in your bull case? You disgust me!

>>56902827
>the student loan forgivess yesterday had them averaging $57,831 in student loans
HOW
Where the fuck does it cost you $15,000 a year to go to college?

>>56902838
adapt or die

>>56902867
most mit tier colleges 15 years ago.

>>56902869
Too abstract, you need to expand on that anon

Thoughts on Gamestop? [Ticker:(GME)]

>>56902877
So basically this is student loan forgiveness for a bunch of bullshit degrees from liberal shithole colleges
great
fantastic

>>56902838
never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body

>>56902895
overvalued by at least 10 dollars per share

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56902899
What the hell Jeremy Clarkson was in Teen Wolf?

>>56902898
I don't know why they are automatically bullshit degrees or liberal shit holes. seems like a lot of projection

>>56902895
>Thoughts on Gamestop?
No long term strategy at all. They can't even break even despite gutting their employee benefits and all their worst performing stores. They'll be able to crab for a decade because they have no debt, but it's a terrible fucking company to go long on

The current cope is that there is going to be a MOASS because "the SEC is only lying about this one company so the short float isn't true"

>>56902913
I disagree, thoughts on my faith in Gamestop?

>>56902921
>I don't know why they are automatically bullshit degrees or liberal shit holes. seems like a lot of projection
Anon if the degree results in the person being unable to pay back the fucking loan then it's a bullshit degree

longing RGR

Happy Hanukkah everybody.

I sold at open for exactly 0.0 monies profit, picrelated.

Feel free to laugh at the retard of the day

>>56902925
thoughts on the ethnicity of your CEO?

>S&P 500 reaches a new 52 week high in anticipation of a economic downturn leading into recession.

>>56902936
Remember, that's the average price. UT is like 25k a year.

>>56902895
put on your NKE & run like hell

>>56902946
Is that the one about free oil and genociding Greeks?

>>56902923
Actually, I think they're lying about everything and using CIA-installed consultants to tank companies that stand in the way of new propaganda matrices, like Amazon and Sears/Toys-R-Us, Blockbuster and Netflix, Overstock, etc. Thoughts on my thoughts?

>>56902967
Yeah.
SAVE finally breaking out past 14.36 let's GO!

>>56902958
This always happens. The recession economic conditions are back looking, stock market is forward looking.

SOFT. LANDING. GOLDILOCKS.

>>56902953
I like him, he's jewish! Just like my God!

>>56902968
>Thoughts on my thoughts?
If its true then you're a huge retard for trying to fight the system.
>"The system is corrupt and controls everything!"
>"Holy shit we tried to fight the system and it fucked us!"

>>56902967
yes that one

>>56902988
I feel pretty brave about it, actually! I'm kind of a hometown hero!

>>56902975
So the indices are forward looking and signaling better conditions than currently expected, while the debt market is also forward looking, signaling cuts to the Fed funds rate because... why exactly?

>>56902967
as you can see, we have very cheap oil right now and it would be prudent to purchase oil today while it is on sale so you can sell it in mid spring when the price is much higher.

>>56902936
who said they were unable?

>>56902975
the stock market is no longer forward looking, the entire thing is controlled by a small group of jews to fuck people over gambling on 0dte options.

>>56903011
The consumer credit market.

>>56902838
>use a trailing stop loss
I wouldn't do that. Just close your trades when they're green and you think they're out of steam
>don't use a stop loss
correct
>NEVER look up the market after the trade is finished
that's a psychological you problem, ideally you should look anyway to learn something about whether or not you chose correctly
>95% long term, 5% short term
I only agree in the sense that you mean that your 5% are leveraged to the titties

>>56903011
>who said they were unable?
the fact that they are asking for forgiveness

TVTX is going to $14.
It could go to $20 or but there is absolutely no chance it doesn’t go to $14.

>>56902958
Yes, we are probably pricing in a minor recession as seen by oil dumping. But stocks won't really care about that. Even a minor recession won't stop people from consuming and there is so much money being pumped into the US industry right now that it doesn't even matter.
US, being the most sane country, placed its trust into pumping its industries and it is paying off big time.
Even a shit-tier company like AMD which has been massively bleeding cash has suddenly turned into cash machine
Also holy hell does AMD really have a PE of fuckin 1000?

DONT FIGHT THE FED LFG HIGHER

Can someone explain to me how AMDs P/E of 900+ is generally seen as a non issue?
I ain't even mad, just curious.
Is it because people think they'll make a lot more money in the future, relative to what they currently make?

>>56903022
I think most of it is out of control LLMs based on the latest statistics I read.

>>56903045
I would sell the april $65 call contract and buy the April $64 call contract and take my 50% gain over the next 4 months. worst case scenario you lose 50%, but this trade should work every time.

>>56903056
It just means that NVDA still has at least +1000% to go before we can call it overvalued. Literally nobody gives a crap about PE anymore. It is not applicable to tech. As long as the stock is showing growth, nobody cares

>>56903056
Clown World.

>>56903056
I just ignore every metric and buy.

>>56903042
>Biotech micro dick
You're going to have a hard time selling me on this one

>>56903056
P/E is meaningless. Nobody knows the future earnings of a company. especially if you don't know what the interest rate will be. If it was that easy, why not just sort for companies with a low P/E and buy all of them? Also last year their earnings were terrible so you are saying 900x trough earnings

Mail came today

>During the years that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve has existed, crude oil has been acquired from 25 countries. The oil is categorized as either "sweet" (with a sulfur content not exceeding 0.5 percent by weight) or "sour" (with a sulfur content greater than 0.5 percent but less than 2.0 percent). The SPR accepts only crude oil that meets its quality specifications and it is co-mingled in caverns designated as either sweet or sour.
I sure hope Biden is accepting some at these prices.

What the fuck is UUUU doing? Of all the uranium stocks this one is the wonkiest, but why?

>>56902670
That's what you said last year.

+5,42%

>>56903006
prob because the bond market figures that prolonged 5% rates will push inflation below 2% and that's not what the fed wants

>>56903209
its unironically symbolic of society regressing

>>56903232
do you think this has anything to do with jewish or black people? i have my suspicions

>>56903209
EMBRACE TRADITION

>>56903277
I'm not sure if it's the black jews or the jewish blacks. Anyway, I'm buying more tech.

Short WMT.

>>56903056
>Can someone explain to me how AMDs P/E of 900+ is generally seen as a non issue?
their forward P/E is 33, not 1000. current P/E doesn't really mean shit

>>56903128
I mean by the time I finish typing this we will already be at 12 dollars but the company was founded by /ourguy/ Shkreli. All their drugs work for something, something rare in most cases but they work and drugs can be found to have applications beyond what they were initially created for.
All this is meaningless though because it’s just going to catch the wave from people closing their iwm shorts.
JPM’s target is around 20

>>56903209
>FAGMAN stock casually pumping almost 6%
This is actually quite incredible. Once again boomers were right. There really is no better advice or model to follow than "keep buying and never look back". Just DCA and enjoy massive gains. This is not 2008. This is not the dotcom bubble. The companies really are making that much money. Despite the so called restrictive policy, these companies have managed to pull in record amount of cash. Imagine how much they will make as we get the printer back

>>56903332

>>56903277
I assumed it was the jeets.

>>56903332
Now think about how, or why, the attempts to break them up into itty bitty pieces are falling flat on their asses.

>>56903332
we're probably witnessing a bit of a catch-up trade. money managers need to own the best performing stocks before they send out their yearly newsletters saying what they own, their current investing vision, etc. otherwise investors may jump ship. they dont want to buy, they have to.

>>56903304

>>56903332
That's pretty much what I learned. I've moved away from my conservative port and have been getting more aggressive and I've never done as well. I missed out on a lot of money thinking things were semi rational. I'm keeping enough safe in case of a true crash but the rest is going into fagman and military drones basically.

>>56903332
I'm one of the bares you permabulls complain about and I was saying we'd pump into the end of the year.

Does N really belong in FAGMAN? I don't think it does.

So what's the big thing that comes after AI and fills YouTube with the next "[Insert media here] as a 1980s dark fantasy movie"?

>>56903412
It got replaced by N

>>56903392
I think the majority of /smg/ agrees and has agreed throughout the year that we go to 4800 by EOY.
COme on now, we all knew we would get our Santa Rally. 15/15 times so far. Plus of course banks would get dovish during Christmas. No way in hell anybody gonna be hiking before fuckin Christmas.
In hindsight, it really is simple. Too bad I've had such a bad mindset this year. Too much bad shit happened.

>>56903392
>bares

>>56903415
biological intelligence
just kidding

so this tail-risk hedge ETF blew up - CYA. anyone know what happened with this?

>>56903428
If only /biz/ was a pink board

>>56903445
Something about quiet forests and howling monkeys and farty tigers

>>56903450
We can still post safe horny, as long as it's stocks related.

>>56903450
It is on occasion :^)

>>56903332
If you did nothing but put $1000 into VT every single month for the last 10 years you'd be a quarter of the way to a millionaire.

In only 10 years

>>56903428
I don't owe you or anyone else either sobriety or good spelling.

>>56903332
>Imagine how much they will make as we get the printer back
Why do you think that this will be the case?

>>56903167
lol I got mine on monday

RTX IS STILL A PIECE OF SHIT

labor stats tomarrow

>>56903481
>a quarter of the way to a millionaire
wow I could buy a third of a shitty house with that

>>56903483
>sobriety
Of course not.
>good spelling.
Yes, you fucking do.

>>56903483
You owe it to yourself to behave in a manner befitting of a good man, one that his parents would be proud of. That includes good spelling.
>>56903490
Access to cheapest debt and more "growth". This economic system runs on inflation. More money, more growth. It's that simple

>>56903500

SAVE charting for another gain upcoming.

>>56903576
This guy always reminds me of the bad guy pharaoh from The Mummy. Musn't read from the book etc.

>>56903564
>>good spelling.
>Yes, you fucking do.
>>56903576
>You owe it to yourself to behave in a manner befitting of a good man
You're right. I should pay more attention to spelling.

>>56903587
Love this pic. Finally get to use it

>>56903332
>Imagine how much they will make as we get the printer back
Powell better fucking not, we're gonna have the same bullshit all over again

>>56903445
You can't buy the whole distribution out into the tails.
You either get the tails or the meat. You can't just have everything, that doesn't make sense.

>>56903616
Exactly. Besides, history's greatest authors have a deep relationship with alcohol.

To that anon that was talking about LLAP a few weeks ago, thanks bro! It has brough a glimmer of hope to my portfolio.

Hello
I hate the anti-christ

>>56903445
XIV in reverse basically. the rally ripped their faces off

>>56903628
Nah, the reason we had inflation is because the "bottom up middle out" economic expansion model (ie. Bidenomics) leads to supply side shortages and high levels of inflation, while the "Trumped Up Trickle Down" economic model (Corporate and Personal Income Tax Cuts) leads to prosperity, American enginuity, a relatively LOW amount of inflation, and a healthier overall economy.

>>56903563
>zoomer doesn't know the power of compound interest

>>56903481
That's barely 100% over the course of 10 years.

any good earnings reports today?

>>56903705
CXM beat earnings and grew revenue and is currently down 33%

>>56903576
>Access to cheapest debt and more "growth". This economic system runs on inflation. More money, more growth. It's that simple
No, I mean why would or should they activate the printer again since all the recessionary tendencies have been pre-bailed by now?

>>56903684
The printer was off during the Trump years wasn't it

>>56903714
lmao

>>56903731
Nah, COVID happened.

>>56903685

Google added almost all of AMD's marketcap in a single day on their new ai thing. Therefore, I think AMD is cheap

>>56903748
I'm not buying anything with a P/E ratio of under 5000

> +85% on a SAVE call
Back in the green, just gonna keep riding this fucker.

>>56903766
not a bad strategy. you gotta pay up for growth. cant fall for a value trap

>>56903747
>XKCD

>>56903738
I forgot covid began under Trump
Goddammit these past few years are a blur

>>56903794
I know, thats why I gave the image that name. Still valid though.

>>56903725
Oh yeah sorry, I might have been a bit over-zealous there. I expect the printer to be much more slow this time around. The rates are probably gonna be kept at 2% at least all the way till 2025. Maybe then we could start printing again. At least officially. I fully expect them to keep printing behind the scene

>>56903731
Interest rates only rise during republican administrations. This is just more evidence of the stolen election as this was the first time in the history of the federal reserve system that interest rates rose during a democratic administration.

>>56903714
looks 2025 revenue growth estimates slowing down bigly

>>56903804
It's not valid because 2% isn't the rate you get on savings. Furthermore, it's a strawman (like all XKCD) because the S&P averages about 10%.

>>56903748
Google's PE is 25 not 900

>>56903826
Powel, for as much flack as he gets, has been one of the more well behaved fed chairmen.

BITF shill here again.
You bought didnt you?
You didnt listen to the MARA/RIOT midwits right?
We’re on our way to 1.5-2.0B MC assuming the current price of BTC

>>56903834
oof. sounds like a value trap to me

>>56903844
23k shares, do I still hold? I'm up 60%

>>56903747
>xdck
>only ten years
>$0 contribution
clueless faggot. expect him to be poor and childless in old age, begging for donations

>>56903833
Sell 62.5% (your original investment) and keep the rest

>>56903869
>invest 90% of the final value, with 10% of it coming from returns on investment
>this is good for some reason

SAVE is pumping

>>56903882
just 50 cents to go and then i break even

>>56903747
This was written during a period of historically low interest rates.
Also exp() beats everything except fact() long term.

>>56903881
lmao actual retard, which are you going to do instead? spend 90% of your money?
or are you trying to defend putting it all into tech or crypto scams where you're just going to lose 99% of it at the end of ten years in like a 2-day span when something else comes along?

>>56903879
Oddly enough, both characters in that comic are right in the sense you should raise your income AND compound what you don't spend. That asshole illustrator just likes to interject his pseud opinions. Also, I do like your take out the principal and let the gains ride approach. Then you invest it again.

>>56903826
I actually forgot Powell tried to tighten pre covid under Trump and the market threw a bitch fit. Tells me Powell sincerely hates this low interest rate forever bullshit but knows better and can't get the market to agree with him

cant wait for ding ding anon

my biggest positions are 2,5% and 3,5% up

>>56903833
lets not forget is a 2% for sitting on my ass doing nothing

>>56903897

>>56903923
I really doubt Monroe is stupid enough to think compound interest is actually useless.
He's making a joke about how in the past interest rates were higher so you got a much better return from savings accounts and the little phrases people repeat don't really work if you don't take them into context.

>>56903957
You know his name? Anyway, if that's the case, I'm sure he knew to look into historical return rates on indices, right?

>>56903977
Returns on indices are way more complicated because you also have to account for volatility if you want to make generalized statements.

The joke is about the disconnect between math and language not really about finance in particular.

>>56903921
hmmm
if only there was something that provided better YoY returns
https://www.macrotrends.net/2526/sp-500-historical-annual-returns

Armpit girl

>>56903991
So another one of his semantic waste of pixels?

>>56904017
Yeah pretty much the whole thing is semantic gotchas.
There's even a comic where he complains about people doing that (the hat guy actually cuts off the arm of the guy doing it.)

>>56901410
Practice sensible trading rules NOW!

>>56903932
Yes, 2015-Covid. Powell raised slowly all the way up to 2.4%. Not bad. Inflation rate was kept at cca 2% throughout this time. The markets still grew at a considerable pace though

>>56904012
ima bury my face so far in my gookfu's armpit tonight who ever can pull it out will be crowned king arthur

>>56904002
a similar chart had me buying in late 2022 even though i had to hold my nose while doing so. multiple year declines are not the norm

>>56904043
just buy 1 share of kng and 2 shares of SHOT every day, put the kng on drip and come back in 10 years

>>56904059
No uh

>>56904042
Yeah, I think that's what pisses me off about him. Shit, even Calvin and Hobbes had more broad commentary about the world than that.

spy up

>>56904119
Yes, but what about VOO?

> +12.01%
SAVE 15 minute chart looks like tomorrow is going to be violent. At least today was a good day.

>>56902895
Meme stock is a meme stock is a meme stock
Honestly you'd probably get more value from 0DTE SPX credit spreads over the long term than what you would get with them.

DING DING DING DING DINGALINGADING
I kicked ass today. Anything other than GAS & OIL is GAY.

>>56904099
>Shit, even Calvin and Hobbes
That's a high standard to hold a web comic to.
I think he's ok. What alternative *contemporary* comic do you think is better?

>>56904251
>What alternative *contemporary* comic do you think is better?
I can't name any. They're all fucking trash. Yes, I will judge with impunity.

>>56904226
>+5.41$

my porto is now 5$ on the green. yesterday was down day so today was about erasing those losses.

>Sold Canopy today for Tilray, thinking that it would easily move up more after retracing so much and play a bit of catch up to the other weed companies.
>Managed to sell near the daily low
>Canopy keeps on going higher, it did +3% but visited nearly +10%
>Tilray did a healthy +0.4% and that was the daily high.

Fucking wonderful.
Now I got to hold this "blue chip" and wait for it to actually play catch up, though it probably won't judging by the recent performance.
I'll rotate back the moment this jumps up and when weed retraces even a little.
Should have remembered that no matter the fundamentals, the more meme sounding companies just performs better in today's markets.
Hopefully tomorrow this actually moves so I can jump back.

>>56904296
kick ass, BLESSED
I have a lot more losses than that to re-gain, but it's likely to be a few months before NATGAS sets up for another relatively safe substantial play.

>>56903860
Its a risky play no matter what. BTC could shit the bed. It might be wise to take some profit before the ETF announcement in case it goes south.
I think if we get close to 60k BTC, we will know the bullrun is actually on.
At the projected 2024 hashrate, and current BTC price BITF should be around 1.5-2.0 B MC. I think its the reason we continue to pump on crab days (other miners) like today
I continue to hold my 440 JAN 2025 calls and 1100 shares.

>>56904285
My point is that the problem isn't xkcd. The mediocrity is a product of the whole culture underneath it caving in. Xkcd was the best out there when many of us were in our teens and so that's why it's so popular. That says more about everyone than it does Monroe in particular.

got a book about dow theory. funny how people shit on TA when charles dow is considered the father. co creator of dow jones index too.

>>56904315
yeah i got a lot to climb too but recently feels like ive pieced stuff together finally.

>>56904311
>I got to hold this
>I'll rotate back the moment this jumps
>Hopefully tomorrow this actually moves so I can jump back
bro

>>56904352
>>56904352

>>56904311
both charts look really bad. bottom of the ocean under the 200ma

>>56904474
Never heard of that, but interesting:

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dowtheory.asp

>>56904493

None of those things are contradictory in the least.
I'll have to hold onto this fucker, but if it jumps tomorrow I'll get back to the stock that's sexier to the public.
Playing the rotation game inside these volatile sectors isn't a bad idea at all.

>>56904518

Which is precisely why I'm interested in these.
There are a shitload of similar charts across multiple sectors that have been beaten down that have been turning recently.
It's enough that they touch the 200ma and you're already looking at 2-3x in many of them.
I assume they're all tracking the Russell 2000 or something else with varying levels of leverage, because these moves are pretty uniform in many sectors.
If you want to pull easy multiples, this is the kind of stuff you need to hang onto.

>>56904552
yeah i follow a system that the author used a lot of dows stuff. even word for word some stuff.

so will interesting too see how it differs.

>>56904576
yeah they look so beaten its hard to go lower.

I was told the yen is doomed. Where's this boost coming from?

>>56904693
zoom out

>>56904693
samurais very honorable

>>56901957
>>56901973
>being black

Hi anons, seething AMD anon back with an update
I still haven't stopped seething

>>56904251
stonetoss