/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56899213
i have a small dick then :(

>>56899213
Trans men with their fake cocks creating dickflation because they can pick any size they want. We need common sense dick reform to prevent trannies from sinking us all in hyperdickflation

>>56899222
Checked, and fpbp.

No official penis inspector has ever measured me so the average size is not real

>>56900436
hi.

>>56899213
I feel like I'm treading water at 7.25, this inflation must be stopped.

>>56899213
I think you forgot to add "how do I make money from this?"

Where and how are these tests being done? People in lab coats going door to door with a tape measure and some viagra? How do they get guys to have full on erections in these tests? Seems impossible

>>56899213
People don't realize it but average height, cock size, frame size etc. are quite large in developed countries measured from people under 30yo. Even if you are above average according to statistics that malnutritioned boomers bring down you will get mogged hard by your peers

>>56900488
Nobody said anything about lab tests.
Most of these are self reported numbers, kek. Means real average is even shorter than fucking tiny 6.5 inch, ultrakek

>>56900488
Military recruits, they measure all kinds of shit on them. They don't even have to be erect, just stretch a flaccid one out

>>56900524
>self reported
There’s no way that’s the case

>>56900569
stop making shit up idiot

>>56899213
i have never seen such a gay thread in my life, i really can't wait for beoble to get out of fucking beta and get the fuck out of here. fucking faggots.

>>56900965
we already know who is less than 5"

>>56900919
>he doesn't know about the Orangutan checkpoints

>>56899213
BBC inflation needs to stop. Let tiny white and azn penis havers breed, please.

>>56899213
Women cant handle it. I have a sizeable dong, and 7/10 hurts when i go all in before they are in full climax. 2/10 has painful intercourse every time. 1/10 can take it.

>>56901801
women fuck themselves with replica horse cocks, anon. They can handle it. You just don't make them wet

>8 inch length
>6 inch girth
Feels good bros

>>56901830
Getting dicked by 8x6’ers feels good to you?

>>56899213
my dick is average size but it's fat, ngl I'm more ashamed of how little I put on my XOR card than anything else

Reminder that everyone on /biz/ has a 9inch dick and a WFH job that pays $500k a year

>>56903411
wfh wendy's chef

>>56903411
I don't. My penis is 4 inches max when erect and my job is a shitty retail one.

>>56899222
Small dicks is common amount Asians so I'm not too worried. I'm SEA average :)

It doesn't matter how long your dick is if you prematurely ejaculate.

>virgins who are afraid to talk to women worry if their penises are big enough
The least of your worries literally and figuratively… ;)
Women aren’t going to agree to sleep with you and then see you’re half an inch below the national average and go “wtf no” same goes for having a huge dick. It’s not doing you any favours if you’re too much of a pussy to get pussy

>>56899213
I find it easier to believe

>8” huwhite cock master race

Doesnt matter. Women are bad at numbers so if you are able to convince her you have 6.5inches, you have 6.5inches.

>>56903459
A-a-actually I just got a message from a girl asking me if I am still alive. If the woman is taking the initiative, that must be good right? You reckon I can turn it into something? She's older than me, has more money, has a respectable PhD, and has a nice figure. For some reason, we kind of hit it off though. Maybe because I am the only guy in her life, as far as I could see, that has more testo than her.

Also, I have a 6.5 and it feels goddamn small. And I have women's hands so I can place both hands on it and the top is still visible. However, at the same time, based on all the amateur shit you see online, I refuse to believe that 6.5 is the average.

>>56899213
I think I'm glad I'm 7.5"x5.5 inches on a regular day. 8.5"x6.5" if I use the dick pump. Dickkets will cry and say it's fake.

>>56903411
6ft tall 7.5x5.5 230k hybrid actually. It's all possible if you're not a jeet.

>>56903459
Having a big dick and just existing in gray sweatpants literally gets you laid.

how big would it need to be to start onlyfans?

I meet the average threshold.

In all seriousness, this is the type of bullshit that gets responses on biz these days? Fucking hell, this board is even deader than I thought. Did the bear market really demoralize people THAT badly?

>>56903801
>uses cock pump
>calls others dicklet
Sorry you wasted your money

>>56899213
my penis is 9.5 inches and the girth of a coke can. I have never even kissed a white woman.

>>56899213
Bidenflation even affecting cocks fr.

>>56904039
So you have kissed women of other races? Damn dude, you've been blessed. You live in the best era for big dicked guys. Take advantage of it.

>>56899213
I think we should increase the average to 9 inches that way women are just walking around perpetually disappointed and unsatisfied and men are walking around thinking they have a below average penis size.

>>56899213
>The new average penis size is 6.5 inches. What do you think about that
I'm still above average then, so whatever.

This is now a Federal Reserve thread. Do you guys think Powell will pivot? And if so, when?

>>56904105
He doesn't need to. The economy is red hot. Markets are red hot. The rates are not restrictive and have not made a single dent in the economy nor the markets. No. He won't pivot anytime soon.
Also, apparently everyone here has a massive cock. Just typical. Anyone care to trade with me?

>>56904083
Its not that great. Its true that Asian women love BWC. But it just wont fit in them. Takes an hour of foreplay and about 10 min to work it in, but it still only goes about 5 inches deep. I think big dicks are more something that fags lust over. Or people with severe insecurity. I would 2 inches off my dick just for the sake of sex being easier and feeling better. Or else you have to find some fat whore with a big sloppy twat to get it to fit.

>>56900919
>he never had penis inspection day at basic.

>>56904105
>>56904131
Powell can pivot if current rates are seen as restrictive. Meaning if inflation continues to drop. Then the fed can lower in early 2024. This is what bond markets and equites are pricing in. Markets are usually right. This means a soft landing has been made. Congrats poppa powell, you pulled off the impossible.

>>56899222
Still an inch over average

>>56904133
Yeah. I would really hate having to perform such a long foreplay just to be able to stick my dick inside. But on the other hand, better to be too big than too thin. Mine is an alright length but it feels like a pencil dick (at least in my mind) and that makes me really damn insecure.
>>56904155
Hmm, that seems the most likely scenario. Never bet against America

>>56904024
>Already had a big dick
>Make it even bigger to style on loses
Sorry you were born wrong.

>>56901813
nah, only women who can take big dicks are fatties and whores. It actually sucks having a big dick because as the relationship matures and the woman is less inclined to have sex, I noticed it is even harder to get them to fuck when they know they have to take my monster dick.
t. 8" cervex smasher

>>56899213
Wtf. Pls tell me this is a lie. I thought zoomers has smaller dicks….How the fuck can I compete now…