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I don't answer to niggers

>>56894833
i was told you pay in chicken nuggets?

>>56894862
We do not sir. Please answer the questions.

>>56894843
your hired

>>56894833
>what is your motivation for working here?
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant

>I was low
>just got rejected for a forklift job
>had past forklift experience
>they said because I was an unemployed accountant they can't hire me because I'll still be looking for another accountant job
>this was depressing, they lost out big time
>close to killing myself, god hated me
>flash forward 2 months
>job offer for 70k a year accountant
>if they would have hired me I never would have found this job
>tldr rejected for a forklift job, almost sudoku, found a high paying job

>>56894833

First, thank you, manager negro, for taking the time to see me!

I believe you should hire me, because I have a passion for cooking, which I believe aligns with this role. I also have a passion for kitchen cleanliness and organization, which I believe will be a tremendous benefit to both this role and company.

Second, 10 years is a loooong time, haha! Yet, no matter what length of time, I see myself advancing, and taking on new responsibilities. I envision helping our team grow, and becoming more efficient at delivering good food to hungry customers. Really, I believe it's important to grow in any position one undertakes; I take that belief VERY seriously, and bring that mindset with me wherever I work.

And thirdly, manager negro sir, I believe any culinary position brings new skills and experience to my portfolio of knowledge. My motivation is never just money, but expanding who I am, and what I am capable of. When I see a position like the one offered here today, sir, I think less of money, and more of the experiences and friends I make along the way.

With that, I believe ive demonstrated why I am the best candidate for the burger flipping and spitting wagie position.

>>56894981
Sorry anon you did not make the cut. Jamal over here seems like a much better fit in order to uhh, get a more fair representation of the diverse world around us. Thanks for your itme.

>First, why should we hire you?
I need money for gambling with leverage trading.

>Second, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Filthy rich, I think I'm confident I'll break 9 figures with 2 bullruns.

>And third, other than money, what is your motivation for working here?
Other than money, I'd like to impregnate pretty female worker here.