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>>56893384
>king below multi-year support and making a lower low on the ratio as I type this. If it wasn't for BTC gaining
Who cares? In the long run the security of Bitcoin is not sustainable. They have at most 10 years before collapsing.

>>56893384
Ethereum's fundamentals are shit. All of its narratives over the years have been discredited. Its just another another speculative monetary good, but its inferior at being that than bitcoin because that was never its focus (unlike bitcoin). It's not actually hard money, as much as ethies want to pretend otherwise coming from a place of economic ignorance. You can hear the debasement, shame, and demoralization in this meth dev's tweet. Ethereum's legacy is just enabling retarded scam tokens that wreck people.

It isn't decentralized enough for purists to care, it isn't fast enough to have utility for other functions willing to compromise on decentralization. It will suffer attrition to other networks as more get sick with its fees.

Its best hope is that both the SEC and institutional investors won't do their homework regarding it, and so will eventually pump it if an ETF is approved. But an ETF would certainly come long after bitcoin's is approved. So Bitcoin's first mover advantage is going to get reinforced by x9000 when that happens. And a lot of institutional investors will just choose to allocate to bitcoin as the representative of the whole crypto "asset class" because all the other cryptos follow it anyways (as altcoiners themselves always love to point out when they speak of alt season). So in their eyes they get exposure to all of it in a safer way through bitcoin.

>>56893478
cope

>>56893384
thanks for playing, eth is the ultimate shitcoin
>Captcha: 4XYWHY

>>56893384
Someone is talking about it >>56893726

>>56893384
The eth devs are retarded. The only thing that can save it is a hard fork by someone competent and racist.

>>56893697
yes...I too am accumulating btc!

>>56893384
The SEC is getting ready to declare ETH a security, which it is. Keep that to yourself though. I could get in trouble for telling anybody.

OUT OF THE WAY, NIGRAS

>>56893384
calm down you just dont know the fundamentals

>>56893384
need to wait for alt szn

ETH pumps always lag BTC, it happens every run.

Every Eth holder is up 41.2% on average and yes thats priced in sats. Its all thx to defi just look at uniswaps LP apys% we are talking 80% yearly.
The 1-dimensional bitcoiners think their winning.
its all gatekeeping to keep the apys this high.

>>56893697
I hate when maxipads and scam alt l1 people use the ethereum culture of critizising themselves against them

>>56894537
This of course, this year i doubled my Ethereum through Uniswap

>>56893401
Holy kek

>>56893384
>ETHBTC chart is a complete disaster.
Ummm being able to buy maximum ETH with BTC is kino sir.

>>56894537
How much do you think ETH can go in the future?

>>56893384
>the only blue chip investment in crypto that is underperforming and has historically always done this before pumping
>somehow the people buying it are dumb

its called a buy signal you dunce, stay poor keep buying high and selling low

also any temporary ratio bleeding has been more than made up by eth staking rewards

you ARE staking your eth, right anons?

>>56893384
>ETHBTC chart is a complete disaster. Why isn't anyone talking about this? We're breaking below multi-year support and making a lower low on the ratio as I type this. If it wasn't for BTC gaining propping it up, this shitcoin would be gigadumping right now.
ETH is a mess. Without tornado, eth is totally useless washtrading technology.

>>56893401

You're autistic.

>>56893384
>Why isn't anyone talking about this?
Because it0s allays been like this lol, at least for last 2 cycles.
First everyone need to proclaim eth dead and do BTC/Solana barbell (2020 it was BTC and defi shitcoins), than few months need to pass than everyone gets rekt by eth gigapumping.
Eth big issue is open and transparent development, dumb money (new retail and also VCs judging by last cycle) need to buy dreams of fast blockchains and "btc is king" first.
TLDR Everyone cried why eth is so strong during bear and begged for lower ratio, now when they get it at .5 and they proclaim it dead.
>>56895426
This desu

In a few years people won't believe people were paying 5% of a Bitcoin for a single ethereum.

It really doesn't make any sense if you think about it.

>>56893384
babby's first bull run?

Unironically rotating most of my BTC into ETH around 0.05. Only keeping 1 BTC for wholecoiner privilege

can devs do something???

>>56897215
Staking returns are far too low to justify the risks. Ethereum leaders like Vitalik aren't staking much either.

>>56898516
I do the same shit on live streams
BULLISH

ETH/BTC performance during bullrun

2018 : 0.12380
2021 : 0.088
2025 : 0.040

>>56893697
Nice copy pasta faggot, I didn't read it though.

>>56898431
Based af and so true
>>56898469
Also based, when you can get only 1 or less ETH for BTC people won't believe people were paying 5% of a Bitcoin for a single ethereum.

>that end of 2021 when the bull was ending and Hayes was claiming ethereum was going to moon to 10k
>That part of the bullrun where eth posters on biz were shit talking worse then linkies cause eth was stupid pumping

So you just gotta sell btc at right time ...

>>56893697
>It isn't decentralized enough for purists to care
it's as decentralized as bitcoin
>It's not actually hard money
it's deflationary right now, unlike bitcoin

flippening back on the menu bros

>>56896447
100k per eth cap this

>>56893384
Everyone is flocking to Avax as its the superior coin. Abax will overtake ETH. Much better risk/reward. 4 digits will happen.

>>56893401
Get help. I can't tell if it's copy pasta, but if it's not then you seriously need correction.