/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56888337
Even on a phone you can draw straight lines with the ruler tool. This is just pure boomerism

>>56888369
Pay your 5% wagie fee zoomer

>Black mold in the basement
>40 year-old roof
>Radon
>Asbestos in the walls, floor tiles, attic
>Boiler is a ticking time bomb

800K NO HAGGLING I KNOW WHAT I GOT SONNY

>>56888337
post some good ideas on how to troll dumbfuck realtors.

>>56888337
call whoever did this a retard to their face and tell them to fuck off and never contact you again

>>56888337
kek, I boughted a house from fucking fb marketplace without any 3rd nigger :D

rainbow flag on that flag pole
wouldn't move there
it also just looks like shit, regardless

>>56888337
Kind of curious about the price.. that shed should not cost more than $30K.

>>56888419
Rape them

>>56888636
Guess again goy

>>56888419
Make them show you 3 different properties on opposite ends of town and then block their #

>>56888419
honeslty when i used on unemployement i used to find semi cute realtors and make them show me listings, at the listing i would flirt with them and see if they reciprocated. some would not and others would.

i have made out with many realtors and even got blowjobs from them, i fcuked only one... they were all married...

never bought anything and ghosted all of them LMAOOO.

we both had fun.


i used to do it with ads on craigslist too,

if your wife or gf is a realtor, or car salemen or any type of salesmen and she is semi cute, know that people try to fcuk her daily. and she is very good at never getting caught

i used to get drunk and do the dumbest things i swear,,

>>56888648
unbelievable, it's not even a house..

>cant deal real estate in person like real /biz/men anymore
>its all done through computer apps made by autistic shutins that entertain themselves with anime girl AI edits when they're not autismo cooooding

its over for the little guy, just low test nepo babbies and nerds that should've been locked in the lockers

realtors are the scum of this planet
i'm buying an apartment cash tomorrow morning and to know that i will have to give 3K to a roastie who opened a door for me like 2 months ago infuriate me

>>56888741
also to add to this i used to have a room, and i would put if up for rent for a low price,

i used to ignore any reply that was from a man, and show it to only girls.

there were so many desperate girls that replied to my ad and i would meet them for coffee and shit and just say i wanted to get to know the person first, they were all cool with it.

then i would fcuk them and then tell them that i had to choose someone else hahaa

one girl who was a stripper ultimaltey got the room for rent and after she started renting it she truned into a hermit and never came out the room, when she left she left a bunch of her panties on the floor which was weird,,

>>56888337
>can’t even be bothered to use a fucking computer
>I hate realtors so much
This is what happens when you don't tip your realtors anon. They get sloppy.

>>56888741
This isn’t the place for your autistic sexual fantasies retardbro

>>56888825
its a bit mind boggling how many female realtor chicks who are married have kinda tight pussies. guess they stopped fucking their husbands and dont have full time replacement dick yet.

>>56888825
can you give more details? do you think this would work for an ugly guy?

If you're looking to buy a mobile home, you're going to get mobile home quality realtors, anon.

>>56888419
just lowball them and act like they're schizophrenic when they eventually rage at what you're proposing
tell them they're not serious
offer should stay at 5 figures

>>56890656
and just barely 5 figures

>>56888337
What a weird thing to complain about.
I come to 4chan because it makes me feel better about myself, I see there's so many people more bizarre than me.

>>56888337
idk about android but on an iPhone if you draw a line and hold it for 2 seconds it makes it straight. So that just makes this even stupider.

>>56890960
low iq technologically retarded feral roastie spotted

>>56888648
>>56888754
All white, very small state. Very near a stream.
This is how you keep it that way.

>>56890979
>2 seconds of my life lost because some zoomer has ocd
Yeah, nah. I'll draw the shitty line and you vill be happy.

>>56888337
I would prefer the side with the stream so I can utilize it. That being said its a rough looking area but the woods and forest around helps and it probably could be turned into a decent place to live if you built a place there. 96k hmm

>>56888337
This looks like a place a fucking maniac murderer would live

>>56888337
Plot twist: They did it with a mouse in Paint.

>>56888337
Looks like John Stupid is at it again

>>56888337
That looks very comfy. Tiny stream and all.
Probably surrounded by meth heads.

>>56891758
Yeah but your lot doesn't connect to the stream and everyone is going to be a cunt about it even if you just want to sit there and chill in the evening.

>>56888419
I think Tim Dillon covered this throughly
https://youtu.be/CkFKkA8G9_k?si=Hm3734rleqkdT71c

>>56888407
don't forget, it's right next to a stream of water
>gets flooded every couple of years

>>56891869
God damn.

>>56888851
Where is your wife or gf? Sucking off another potential client?