/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56880768
>It will instantly launch the weed stocks into the stratosphere, 10x within a week of the news and that's just the beginning.

MSOS will literally never go above $15, I'm from Kerrisdale Capital, me and my fellow Indian trader chads will be adding to our shorts, with maximum leverage, on the day of rescheduling. We haven't covered any of our current shorts and will only continue to add, you weedtards will continue to lose. I'll probably buy another mansion from the liquidity you moronic potheads provide.

>>56885250
Weed stocks are the worst industry they have no margins any retard can grow weed

>>56885230
>americans turn headline into interracial gang bang cartoon

>>56885255
>Weed stocks are the worst industry they have no margins any retard can grow weed
Exactly, these dumbfucks unironically think their shit tier weed stocks are going to moon after an event everyone knows is happening. It's half priced in already with MSOS going from $4.80 low to $7.25, they will be very lucky to see a 2x from here as the top. Of course these are potheads so they aren't smart enough to understand any of this.

Do no burgers use the euro stock market and pre hours to their advantage or why is it so dead here?

For us euros it's easier since 08-22 basically covers the pre-hours, main trading time and even some of the post trading hours

Excited for gamestop earnings! Today after close!

Once again bobos on suicide watch. EU still in the blue. Consoomerism is absolutely rampant, even here. Retail stocks just reported absolutely brutal and insane earnings this Q. Like seriously, how in the hell do people keep consuming so much? Not only higher volume but significantly higher prices.
Well, it turns out I was right. After such a long time of essentially ZIRP, people have amassed way too much money and pretty much everyone has a sizeable buffer. Only the lower classes are suffering, everyone else is on a shopping spree.
The market is already pricing in 6 cuts by H1 2024. Holy crap how is that even possible? How does it know that? How is it assuming such suppositions?

>maduro literally announces he'll annex part of Guyana
>Oil doesn't even budge
How do oiltards cope?

>>56885393
s-surely $71 is the bottom

>>56885402
>activate quantum immortality
Heh, nothin personel kid. They keep increasing the supply of oil. Brazil is gonna join the fight with additional 3m barrels... and so on.
Assuming China doesn't crap itself totally, copper might be interesting in 2024 and construction makes a huge recovery and infrastructure keeps rebounding. But then again, maybe steel could be an even better investment.
Plenty of really good steel stocks on the EU indices that always outperform like crazy.

>>56885393
>guyana

literally the delaware of earth. what the fuck goes on in guyana? why is it even around still. rthe french dont give a shit, the english dont give a shit. guyanese infrastructure is 3rd world tier at best with dirt roads and no traffic lights of signs of any kind

>>56885402
it's been 7 years since saudis gangbanged NA oil production so they might do it again

idk what the geopolitical situation is like though since that's gonna hurt russia too with lower oil and the crown prince seems to lean east rather than west

Germanybros, are you alright? I was told that the German economy is at peak activity and that it has never been better to live in Germany than right now. Was I lied to? ;---)

>>56885434
also every single kind of geographical, political, social, metric i have come across there is never any data on guyana ever. it pisses me off how irrelevant they are and still have the gall to have any kind of boarder separating them from neighboring countries like they matter somehow.

>>56885368
My god swedebro, you are like a broken record. Instantly able to identify you.

>>56885515
I am actually Norwegian :). How Norway still has such insane inflation is beyond me. The electricity should be bloody free here considering there is so much hydro and oil. How in hell are they struggling so much to bring inflation down?

nvidia bros....

>>56885630
Is this bullish for AMD?
They also have the ai presentation today

>>56885630
Nvidia should go fully offshore so they have the option to tell America to suck their nuts lmao

I did it again...

I need to be raped by a big bull bison cock

>>56885368
>Consoomerism is absolutely rampant
Agreed. Look at Taylor Swift and GTA VI, people are dying to spend money
> Retail stocks just reported absolutely brutal and insane earnings this Q
GME tonight, full year profitability is coming. Bankruptcy is not happening in a 100 years.
>pretty much everyone has a sizeable buffer. Only the lower classes are suffering
Disagreed. Not only has inflation been hitting hard, housing prices have skyrocketed as well. The buffers don't matter as everything is more expensive. Which was bound to happen after years of zero interest, and even more criminal, printing money directly donating to shareholders (QE)

SCHD announces $.74 dividend for December
>>56885821
>>56885821
>>56885821

>>56885724
Yes you certainly do

>>56885354
They're all asleep

>>56885675
offshoring doesnt stop you from being affected by export controls tsmc would cut nvidia off if the us told them to same with us customers

>>56885906
ok then Nvidia should sanction America. No more top AI chips for US customers lol.

>>56885906
They should build a seasteading plant in the middle of the ocean with underwater Bitcoin Mining rigs

OILBROS NO! YOU SAID IT WAS OVER!

Ohh no tech bros not like this

Should I buy oil now?

>>56885989
Enlighten us anon, what does it mean
Do you think futures predict the stock market?

>>56885985
It wasn't the bottom, but surely it is the bottom now ha ha

>>56886018
Yes, this is a financial order

>>56886018
Don't forget anon, oil can turn negative hehe

What should i buy? Pls /smg/ JUST DROP THE TICKER ALREADY

>>56886060
Unironically don't hold front month futures at expiry, rollover earlier. Bars = CL2!, line = CL1!.

Osram will go up
Vinfast will go up
Beyond Meat is going to die

>>56886184
Osram still exists? Lmao

ARM is like buying NVDA under $100

>>56886160
Drop 6 figures into QQQ. Sit back, and relax.

>>56885989
bah gawd it's almost 0.1% in the negative it's unironically completely over

>>56886270
That's why I got 10 shares of arm hehe
Thinking of bumping it to 15-20

>this pump and dump
but i thought it was moassing?

>>56886362
Probably not even a pump and dump bro, more like "oh thank fuck it went up, I'm getting rid of my fucking bag now"

>>56886400
unironically
even the expected earnings are that they are still negative eps because the company has no long term plans to actually make profit

Why are banks suddenly switches their rate cut expectations so severely. Are they trying to lure in bulls to buy at those levels and then dunk on them when in 2-3 months inflation suddenly is higher because the y/y effect isn't that large anymore and then they are
>Oh no! That is surprising!

>>56886414
They're trying to suppress the price of gold and silver to fuck with ME specifically.

>>56886425
>gold
I haven't heard that word in days, wonder why... lel

>>56886414
Because inflation is falling rapidly and they know that FED will cut so as to prevent a deflation from happening. This economy was built on inflation. An inflation smaller than 2% essentially means contraction.
>Oil
Hmmm, finally the stupid XOM could drop below 100. With a booming economy next and coming years, oil should rebound as well. But then again, why buy XOM at almost peak when I can just buy more MSFT which has guaranteed growth?

>>56886435
FOMO normies got raped and went back to buttcoin.

>>56886362
Earnings beat, GME has achieved full year profitability
Source: tonights numbers

>>56886450
>Because inflation is falling rapidly

Good morning anons! It's another great day here at the /smg/. I hope we all make gains today.

>>56886033
It’s a spectator sport. I just enjoy shit posting. This may be an area of support from back in July but there were plenty of sellers there then and I don’t think much has changed honestly.

>BTC goes stratospheric because of a possible ETF launch
I really don't get it

>>56886461
Those poor eggs. This bitch is dancing as they turn to cinder

>>56886478
condisering its one of the instagram dancing things the stove probably isn't even on

>>56886473
for btc everything is about adoption. and a bitcoin etf means bitcoin is here to stay for quite a while, so it's pretty obvioius why number go up

>>56886473
The average person doesn't trust the exchanges since you know, the biggest one went bankrupt in a massive fraud case and now the new biggest one had its CEO get charged with federal crimes

being able to just buy an ETF from a credited brokerage and ignoring all the crypto bro shit is great and everyone knows itll pump

>>56886499
>>56886507
Makes sense, thanks frens

NatGas today!

>>56886461
speaking of gains, help me decide /smg/.
i have an AMD option with the hopes they announce something big today. currently it's already up 10%, how would you set your stoploss (in % from initial purchase price)?

ranked by confidence, ascending:
>very low confidence, take profits now
self explanatory
>medium confidence, 0% stop loss
hoping that it goes up at open and maybe even more at the news, but if it dumps im also fine because i only lost the fees
>-5% stop loss, high confidence
might deviate a bit at open, so I'm hoping that it evens out and i make some gainz. if not it'll hurt a bit but nothing too bad.
>VERY HIGH CONFIDENCE (brainlet mode), no stop loss
AMD will definitely do something big today so it doesn't matter how much volatility there is because I'll be up tomorrow 200% hehe. I might have a short keep myself safe moment if it dumps tho

which one would you pick?

>>56885465
>>56885434
Guyana only has like 700k people and until Exxon found oil literally nothing of value goes on there. That's why you've never heard of it.

>>56886473
NIGGERS
AND
JEWS
son,
NIGGERS
AND
JEWS

>>56886598
BASED

>>56886531
About an hour ago I solded the one share of
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
I boughted yesterday for a 57 cent profit.

tfw didn't put even more long into AMD a couple years ago

>>56885448
>>56885402
All the oil market publish outlets are saying basically the only real move OPEC/Saudi has is to go in the complete opposite direction like they did in 2013/2014 and drive the price to almost nothing in the hopes that it bankrupts all the shale operations. Issue is shale has consolidated bigly since the last time they tried that and tech has advanced even more so shale costs less to keep operating. And that little stunt they pulled fucked Saudi's economy more than it really ended up hurting shale so it's a pretty terrible and desperate option either way.

>>56886608
people fall for memes too easily
anyone with an ounce of common sense had a bit of AMD and NVDA

>CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>56886608
Based multi year holder.
Also have like 100 shares of nvidia i bought 6 years ago

>>56886450
>inflation is falling rapidly
Inflation isn't falling. The only reason it appears so is because oil has collapses and gas prices have cut in half in the last 8 months. Everything else is still speeding ahead in unaffordability.

>NOOOOO! I WILL NEVER INVEST IN CHINA! CHINA IS A SCAM!
>Hold AAPL, TSLA, NVDA...

thinken should i hold or buy more

depends on indeciis and open will the greed get me.

>>56886610
KSA is definitely not letting Biden refill the SPR to the brim for peanuts so it won't happen again soon

>>56886535
Bumping this very important question

>>56886632
One night of less than 1% poomp ain't much to get excited over yet, zoom out. If they start heavy QE *maybe* we'll start to see some reasons to hold YINN.

>>56886653
Bro why are you writing books on a basketweaving forum... Literally just buy low sell high. Not reading your fucking book.

>>56886666
No no, pigs get slaughtered. Buy somewhat low, and sell somewhat higher.

>>56886653
i dont do options but go for medium. 115 looks like a obvious stop area but might be used by many

>>56886662
I'm not excited about the POOMP the DOOMP is what excites me considering the companies I own are growing and the multiples are contracting.

>>56886666
Checked n keked

>>56886653
Buy high sell low NIGGER

>>56886694
Interesting, what tickers are you working with and what's the thesis? I haven't paid much attention to China at all until recently. It looks to be a dangerous bet either up or down right now.

>>56886666
but where is low anon? and where is high?
>>56886693
thanks anon. yeah, I'll probably set it up. although
then there's three outcomes

>amd moons, i feel like a genius
>amd doomps i get stoopped out but then moons, i feel like a brainlet but at least i didnt lose money
>amd doomps, i get stopped out, everything good

>>56886703
Currently looking at Chink blue chips BABA. JD and PING AN Insurance. Quite a few other bargains though if you look around.

>>56886666
checked based satan telling it like it is

any 401k experts here?
Was just checking and I've got about 98k in VTTSX
My work matches 4% and does yearly discretionary contributions, I'm under 30, should I just let it be or try one of the other options they have?

>>56886461
Just for fucking once, will a femoid post a video that doesn't make me want to behead her publicly?

>>56886784
You should consider a Roth IRA

kek BTI baggies

>>56885230
>SOXL
I believe the term is, We Ga'an.

>>56886800
thanks meatman

>>56886804
>BTI
Can't wait for them to cut divvies look at their debt maturity profile. Dividend/passive investor fags need to learn some expensive lessons.

>>56886827
Totally unnecessary with their payback ratio

wow I love slurping oil this cheap guise haha this is great I feel great

>>56886835
Payout ratio I mean

>>56886850
>he traded commodities
just don't, it's that easy

>>56886473

PPT is up early

>>56886855
They make about $6-7B per year 60% pay out ratio and debt maturities are like ~$3B per year. How do they maintain the dividends without issuing new bonds at 10% interest?

>>56886160
I literally already dropped two. Check my name on an archive newfag

>>56886784
Put in 10% and get the 4% matching. You should be able to select different funds from the 401k provider website. There should be Vanguard SP 500 and Large Cap Growth funds you can pick. Compare VTTSX vs VFIAX and you'll see how much growth you're missing out on. Make sure all contributions are Roth (not traditional), and also open up a Roth IRA (contribute the $6,500 yearly max). Fuck around with leftover cash in your individual account.

so, what was all that bear news posting for most part of this year? were some of you guys actually correct in saying that nothing will happen before the elections? or did they simply brainwash retail for a huge future exit scam?

>>56885230
should i buy nio

>>56886892
PowerPoint has a stock ticker now? Huh, wow.

>>56886920
I've been 10% since 2020, been at their match or higher the whole time
When the market dipped I upped my contribution
These are the 24 options they give us

>>56886804
Damn, all that value gone up in smoke

This just has to be a local top in DAX and OMXS30

Mirroring from the other thread in case the dude moved (and because it's a cool site):

>>56884591
>Also is there a site that tracks and consolidates insider transactions? I dont want to manually poke the Sec
There actually is! https://www.secform4.com/

>>56886973
its okay bobo your time will come soon
maybe in 5-10 years? dont give up hope

>>56886973
Are you me? lol
What is this? There is
1. Zero trading
2. No pullback


Why didn't I just short the faggot bongs which were promised a recession but averted it and instead picked the country that is literally dying despite claiming to be fine?

>>56885434
>>56885465
Your country sucks, Maduro.

>>56886957
VINIX is the SP 500 fund. It should outperform any other fund listed. Do your own research.

>mfw fell for the tobacco divy trap
>BTI down 9% premarket
>down 5K already
death to all nigger lawmakers banning anything tobacco-related allowing the chinese to import their illegal vape sticks filled with mystery chemicals

>>56886973
Give me one legitimate reason as for why the indices should not be at ATH right now? Record earnings and we are heading for a year with even better projected GDP figures. We are going to see another 20% across all indices next year. The money is printed up until end of 2022 is still there so why should stocks not be at ATH?

please /smg/, I need some advice here >>56887010

>>56886610
higher interest rates can fuck the firms harder than in 2016 though, they have taken on debt that isn't near zero this time

Good morning to mumus and only mumus

>>56887075
That's a negative.

MAG7 go up, i sell my holdings. simple as.

>>56887069
If they're making hand over fist, why were deals so shit?

>>56887075
Advance of what? Sounds like a scam.

>>56887075
I would (her)

other hotel? CS\

>>56887075
Enjoy getting scammed
Also I think coffee can be good for you, depending on your metabolism

>>56887068
>21st century
>investing in tobacco

>>56887108
if there are no good deals the company is doing well. if there are amazing deals the company is not doing well.

>>56885230

Ya, they're called Beefalo. This isn't some new discovery. Herd animals tend to stay in herds (shocking I know).

Did you know coyotes and wolves can breed with dogs OP?

>>56887108
Deals were pretty damn good. Bought a Samsung A54 for under 300 bucks. Plus, why should they want to lower prices? Ever heard of price gouging? Ever heard of corpos benefitting from high rates? Ever heard of peak company profits?
Looking back at it, it was so damn obvious that the 2022 would be the generational bottom. There is no restrictive economic policy, the inflationary pressure is decreasing rapidly, and the housing market is still just fine.

>>56887141
if bison and cows are classified as different species shouldn't the different races or people be classified as different species too?

>>56887155
whats the current graph

>>56886930
Them or BYD maybe? Lithium continues to crater so they can kiss input costs goodbye.

>>56887155
>Ever heard of price gouging?
>the inflationary pressure is decreasing rapidlyg?

Damn that oil nigga damn he's a greasy nigga damn that nigga can bottom whoowee boy that nigga is being taken to the woodshed, they doing everything to that boy

surely BABA will have a green day

>>56887167
That is the most recently updated graph. I would really love to see Q3. Big corpos are benefitting a lot from their cheap debt.
>>56887180
Overall I meant. Otherwise, the pattern in the graph would be pointing up, no? Inflation is of course going up (which is good) but the inflationary rate is decreasing (mainly as a result of y/y effect, significantly lower oil/gasoline prices, and slower price increases on food and other stuff).
Price gouging is always to be expected since everyone loves money but I am guessing they will have to be a bit more careful now since they can't keep blaming the inflation now.
But just look at all these retailers on the stock market and look at their over-exaggerated earnings this quarter. I never should have doubted the consumerism inclination of NPCs

>>56887101
>>56887114
>>56887120
>>56887125
welp, the house looked like a nice opportunity. it's cheap for what it is. but yeah, I realize now, the way I described it clearly makes it sound like a scam. and there is a chance it IS a scam. not only by them, but also by their realtor and lawyers.
I already lost some time trying to get this deal done but thankfully I haven't signed anything.
they wanted me to wait for some months because these retards couldn't get the papers done in time...
now I'll have to keep looking for . fuck.

>>56887155
>the inflationary pressure is decreasing rapidly, and the housing market is still just fine.
I'm in rural TX and that's bs. Housing here has been sliding the last six months, and people are broke.

Guess what happens next.
>pic related
which are you, /smg/
are you dumb

>>56887223
>Inflation is of course going up (which is good)
Can you once stop talking like a jew? You are not rich, that little bump to your stocks will not make you rich, but the already rich. You are like those burgers that don't want gigacorps to be taxed, cause they will in turn increase prices blablabla and government bad, better not get any money blablabla

>>56887224
Yeah it has a "Nigerian Prince" smell to it all.

>>56887252
What clowngraph is that? There are other sources that claim hedgefunds are all BUYING tech etc. Today goldman sachs said there is 0 fear in the market, no bears. what is this? You think this rallye happened ALONE on dumb money?

TLT $95. Higher.

SAVE SAVE SAVE

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>I slurped an oil major yesterday

>>56887291
>>56887291
>30:01

>>56886774
I just read one projection that despite the QE, China might see a nice boost from now until early 2024, then see declines over the next 2 years. Also PDD.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/china-forecast-alibaba-stock-260d4273?mod=bar_RHF

>>56887291

>>56887252
the rally happened due to CTAs.
>goldman saying
No. Goldman says this
>pic related
Looks like YOU are the dumb money, anon.
>>56887252

>>56887156
I saw an attractive black male and an attractive white woman with the ugliest kid in Target last year. It was wild. Poor kid had blonde nappy afro and big nose, ears but pale skin. Doesn't do finance, only 3 years old. Lost.

Ooooooooooo

>>56885250
InCorrect

>>56887309
>>56887272

be a burden on the stock market. i am the fed

Alexandra Semenova says to sell tobacco stonks

Lmao at this open.

>>56885255
Wish you wrote that 3 days ago.
:C
Now I'm stuck with degenerate stoner junkie stocks.

SOMEWHERE OUT ON THAT HORIZON

Wow we're up bigly today. Anybody know why?

>>56887156
They used to be.

> Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.
>The File field has been cleared.
WTF is that?

>>56886794
women should be banned from the internet

>>56887346
top signal

>Norman Lear dead
wtf. the amount of generational wealth that's passed hands this month is insane

>dumped my Wheat at $591
>now at $645
>bought Oil instead

fade it

Lmao.
Mumu. Are you okay?
Why aren't you buying this open mumu??

>>56887339
My semensupernova

>>56887323
>>56887309
https://www.forexlive.com/news/goldman-sachs-proprietary-panic-index-is-near-0-no-one-is-a-bear-20231206/

>>56887346
You damn well know why.

>>56887270
well, I guessed I could use lawyers to make sure I got my money back, but from what I've been told, even if lawyers got involved, it would be really difficult to do anything, since, well, the family members are poor...

>>56887291
Time is relative. They're probably in california where isn't even really 930. You're the most consistent thing in their lives so they sperg at the discrepancies. Love you brother.

TSLA leading bulls to slaughter

>>56887068
>he cries when the market gives him more opportunities to buy

>>56887401
Did you know half hour time zones exist? I thought that was fascinating.

i bought more. now im positioned for a months hold. hope santa rally comes.

>>56887397
Hannukah starts tomorrow.

>>56887410
No I did not. Why are we like this.

>>56887424
should I buy puts? I feel like you guys are planning to pull some shit tomorrow.

>>56887401
oh they don't bother me none, all part of the gig. love you too nohomo

>>56887402
I sold mine yesterday after seeing they used black people to model their clothing.

I BOUGHT EVERYTHING, RIGHT NOW AT THIS PRICE. TIME TO GO UP BOYS!

>>56887424
I'll wait 19 days on Jesus. But thanks anyways.

>>56887396
This is unironically, very, very bearish. Lmao.
How do you not understand?

>>56887398
On a deal like this paying a lawyer to review it, is money well spent. If they're poor and they have a contract to sell to you, you can just have them evicted from your house, if they choose not to leave.

>>56887424
Really? What's this one again? Free oil while evading getting genocided?

>>56887282
Back to $15 soon.

my longest hold looking good. too bad i have a small position.

TLT bros... we control the pivot

Anons laughed at my portfolio
Whose laughing now

>>56885256
They literally just slightly redrew the original pic

>TFW stop loss triggered for my AMD option at 22% profit
Feels good man, I'm happy and signing off for today

i told you about CYTO last week

>>56887455
the house is empty. they abandoned it years ago.
they haven't paid the bills (lawyers, electricity, water...) so they owe a LOT of money to many people/companies.
they told me I could start fixing shit in the house as soon as we signed a "promise to sell" contract. I am ready to have the papers reviewed by lawyers, but everything is a complete mess, since there is half a dozen people involved, including minors. and their lawyers are a bunch of lazy fucks.

>>56887519
Is the same deal that you were working on a few months ago? Or are you a different Anon?

>>56882177
did you sell at the open?

/biz/ seems a lot slower than when i used to post here regularly in 2020/21

>>56887552
could be, but I don't remember posting about it in /smg/

oh shit I forgot its wednesday.

>>56887583
We lost many anon back in 22. Press F.

>crab

>>56887584
When there's that many people involved that need to agree to get it done, you're asking for trouble. Even more trouble than buying a house that's been abandoned for years. Start over, find something else. Once you do, and get moved in, you'll see in hindsight what a cluster fuck this is. And if you see it as a cluster fuck right now, why keep wasting your time on it?

>>56887594

>>56887543
I hear a faint BRRRRR in the distance

>>56887543
Stealth debasement. The forest is quiet. The farty tigers are holding it in.

buy AVAV dip

I am down 37%. But I will be holding (coping)

>>56886920
The middle is a very attractive trans-chick.

SHORT RILY, MASSIVE FRAUD INCOMING, THEY BUYING MARGINS UP WITH LOANS SHORT SHORT SHORT
https://twitter.com/AlderLaneEggs/status/1732406071615271380

>>56887519
who has the deed?
If not them what is owed on the house?
also have you seen it?
You should check it out and see the condition as a first glance before getting a home inspector to look.

You can write the amount off the purchase price

>>56887659
Come on jack if you're going to regurgitate xeets, you need to screencap it.

>>56887485
>Das rite farmboy

Call me crazy all you want. I love my schizo lines.

>>56887659
start+shift+s my good chum

Literal mania in EU.

>Charles Schwab has urgent warning pop up on site that wait times are longer than expected for people calling in
uh...

>>56887717
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>>56887717
I wouldnt worry about it

>>56887717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arHdOFutc-0

>>56887717
That’s because that whole section of every business has been outsourced to script reading Pooh land, perhaps there is something to worry about but you’d have no way of knowing because every source of information on the planet is heavily biased towards not heeming the current thing. The current thing being heeming you, the nation, etc. to extract monies and power

short amzn

>>56887221
Hey, It is having a green day after all!

watching any funny stocktwits schizos today ?

>>56887759
No fucking way. One of my few good holds, and now this.

is $save ogre? i should have sold monday.

>>56887756
>>56887756
>has been outsourced to script reading
It's so obnoxious. It would be 10x better with some GPT text to speech contraption.

>>56887756
Schwab tends to have actual Americans running customer support.

>>56887627
because it's most of what I've been looking for: a nice, quiet place to live near the beach, that has a big (though old) house in a 5000 sq.ft. patch of land. most houses don't have this much land.
I could use build a b&b business on it while I WFH.

>>56887664
>who has the deed?
not sure how things work in other countries, but here in my country all inheritants own a piece of the house, and they all have to agree to sell it. who has the deed doesn't really matter because there are dedicated institutions that manage property rights.

>also have you seen it?
I've been to it. it's an old house. the price is kinda OK for what it is. a bit overpriced imo but prices have 4x in the last ~15 years so whatever.

>You should check it out and see the condition as a first glance before getting a home inspector to look.
I got a friend who is a constructor to review it. he said it's OK considering its age. he's no expert, though

BABA bros im literally frolicking in a field rn

Why is UVXY falling off a cliff... our market is so wonky lately.

Will there be a time in the future where I will no longer regret not buying/holding BTC? Or should I say fuck it and join the golden gay boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>>56887817
>all inheritants own a piece of the house, and they all have to agree to sell it.
fuuuug. Well you would have to get a signed contract with all of them in agreement for the purchase price.

You buying with cash or loan? Either way I would low ball them a bit but cash gives you a major upper hand.

>fagman 7 crab
>smallcaps gain
wtf even is this market?

Bulls have been trapped
We're ready for the dive

NEWS just dropped

>>56887876

Weed sector going up again nicely.
Keep on going you magnificent fucker, you have many multiples to pull and some serious fomo to cause.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
MAKE IT STOP

NIO BROS ITS FINALLY OUR TIME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56887790
I think it still has legs, I'm still holding my calls.

>>56887882
I wish I listened to this dude back in 2021

>>56887876
FAGMAN is already hugely up and small caps are responding to the fact that JPow will start cutting by early next year. The banks will have no choice but to start stimulating the economy again.
Everyone thinks the small cap rally will be insane but I actually think the mega caps will continue to outperform

>>56887915
Just remember your B E Ds:
>Buy
>Every
>Dip

>>56887860
I already got a 15% lower price than their list price. and yeah, I'm paying cash.
also, the realtor tells me they all have agreed to sell the house. thing is, I have no PROOF of that... but it would be stupid for the realtor to lie, right? ...
if they don't all sell their part, then I'll be left holding a bag I probably won't be able to resell or do much with. so of course I have to make really sure they ALL sell. there is also the possibility that one of them dies and even more people get involved in the deal...

so this is all about risk/reward, and I guess I've been stupid enough to fall for it.

>>56886920
Much apologies to these men. I was wrong about you.

>>56887926
>. thing is, I have no PROOF of that... but it would be stupid for the realtor to lie, right? ...
get
it
in
writing.
Verbal contracts are worthless. Every owner must be on paper with a signature (signature & witness sig helps). Write in the contract that they attest that all owners are present in the contract. But yeah defiantly consult a lawyer my man.

>>56887876
plain ratecut hope delusions

Was Mcafee on to something?

>>56887075
Get the plow job BEFORE you close in the property

>>56887992
nac and milk thistle support your liver. I take both as well

>>56887339
Why hasn’t big tobacco gotten into the marijuana business yet? Seems like they would better at it then some mom and pop hippy shop.

>>56887978
yeah, I know. I had a lawyer check the papers they sent me to sign a promise contract and it was a mess. their lawyer wanted to fuck me in the ass lmao.
but, being all cash right now gives me the advantage.

and that's the fucking thing: how do I twist all of the disadvantages in MY advantage?
I could have them reduce the price further (I already tried...), but I'd risk them telling me to fuck off.
I could have them sell me something else for the cash they want.
I could impose very punitive measures if they don't give me the money back or sell to me.
all of that would be kinda worthless because they are poor and hate one each other. they are only selling for the money...

its over

>>56887980
For some retarded reason they keep talking about cuts when literally everyone knows these predictions are never correct, they were saying cuts in 2023 also.

>>56887992
idk man I love whiskey as much as the next guy but that's a lot of whiskey.

>>56887992
And he's dead. He was also on cocaine..

OH FUCK NO!!!!! SHOT BROS!!!!

>>56887926
never trust realtors

>>56887485
Burn the grass, show your ass

>>56888040
but she told me it was a really good deal anon

SAVE sissies...can we start gooning again

FUCK I DIDN'T BUY ENOUGH TLT
I'M TLTED RN SENPAI

>>56887992
OH NO SHOT BROS!!!! OUR SECRET FORMULA FOR GETTING SOBER IS GOING TO GET STOLEN BY JEWS NOW!!!!

>>56888027
write the fees into the contract against the purchase price, its their fault this shits a mess. Have the lawyer give you a quote for services and knock that off the price.

You have the advantage. They probably dont pay those bills because they can't agree on who should. I wouldnt let them know you give a fuck about the house and just keep countering.

i just woke up

>>56888064
>gooning
Not sure what that means.

>>56888018
probably because it's easy to grow good weed on a small scale and tons of people want to do it. Tobacco takes large farms

>>56888091
I think it's that old movie with the pirate ship and retarded guy.

>>56888091
It's when you masturbate for 10 hours straight while making the joker face, preferably with friends doing the same thing

>>56888091
it's a zoomer thing where guys jerk off in groups of two or more for no less than an hour without cumming.

>>56888091
beating meat

>TLT

>>56888113
Zoomers are a strange species...

>>56888113
>>56888115
What in the the fuck....

>>56888115
based

Wait to zoomers unironically make masturbation a social activity?

>>56888153
pull up with your crystal squadfam, we goonin tonight

Oil is approaching slurp zone. Just 1-1.5% more. Come on. Bollinger + MA200 on the weekly. Works every time.
>>56888153
Nobody except complete degenerates do that. Nothin to do with zoomers. Such people have always existed

>>56888117
God I wish that were my dick, financially speaking

>>56888153
Teamwork makes the dream work

>>56888168
you guys keep saying that i'm already down 1% on oil

>>56888153
they unironically set up entire rooms in their parents houses dedicated to gooning called "goon caves". they will goon with each other in the goon cave for up to a whole day.

They also end up fucking eachother in the ass and claim it’s not gay because the other guy was wearing panties and thigh high socks

>>56888181
1% is nothing. Be patient m8. Unless you are trying to do some quick trades... then it's pretty bad. Look at the graph. Oversold and has historically bounced on the weekly MA200 which is fast approaching (still not there yet).
Probably gonna slurp if it falls another 1.5%

>>56888203
I believe that practice started with the Romans

i hope im not bagholding CYTO

>>56888168
>Oil is approaching slurp zone. Just 1-1.5% more.
Some anon was telling me this a few days ago at $73. Then they followed up with some self-congratulatory reply after it bounced 1%.
I'll never understand what compels some of you to make those sorts of tiny reversal bets against what is a clear downtrend. Why fight momentum?

>>56888083
>They probably dont pay those bills because they can't agree on who should.
yup. no one wants to be responsible for that mess. so they want me to pay the bills before buying anything. and I'm supposed to trust them with that money. all of that for an old well located house
I don't really know what to do.

>>56888222
This is why I can't leave this shithole. Also checked.

>>56888091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXVCuu_bwC4

>>56888153
You have to stay hip if you want to stay ahead of the market. Ask any male under the age of 25 what their 'goon sesh' setup is like next time you have a minute. They'll be able to tell you.

>>56887907
what expiry?

>>56888243
What made him think it would rally? Nah, m8. You gotta be patient and wait for oil to drop to its lowest support. Quick trade.
I am not recommending anyone to play with commodities, especially oil and copper... but it can be nice to make a quick trade when it drops to its lowest weekly support.
If it falls even more, then I am willing to accept my losses and I'm gonna eat my shorts. But since the economy is apparently fine and the infrastructure is gonna moon next year, I don't think oil can keep falling

>>56885630
I have enough of mutts playing world police holy shit fucking die

>>56888263
8, 15, 29 Dec and 5 Jan

>>56888279
>keeps falling

I’m up 7% on CHWY. Would it be greedy to hold through earnings? Should I just cash out now?

>>56888324
Yes, 74 is my target for brent. Heh, I am gonna regret it, aren't it?

>>56888338
Scared money dont make money!

>>56887221
What is this pic even

>>56888113
>zoomers are actually gay
I thought it was a meme

>>56888351
I’ve already made money.. holding through earnings has been a very mixed bag for me though in the past.

>>56888346
Probably

>>56888243
That was me, and to my credit I sold my slurps after the bounceback, the problem is that when it dipped again I slurped, and then it dipped again and I slurped, and then it dipped again... and again...

There's no such thing as trends though, they're a myth, a "trend" can break any second randomly. I slurp at levels that I consider low (for me it's WTI between $67 and $75) because of the limited downside, Oil can't go now from $70 to $60 as easily as it can go from $70 to $80, so if I slurp and it dumps I just baghold. You can't do that if you slurp at $120 because you might never break even, but if you break even in the low $70s you can just be patient.

>>56888377
Hmm well I've lost on the last 10 earnings plays I've made so maybe do the opposite of what I suggest.

>My portfolio overloaded with 2 year notes

>>56888365
I always masturbate with all my friends

Baking...

>>56888412
wich is (you)

>>56888417
Is that gibi? Damn

>>56888365
I think the zoomers have more variance among every measure because they tend to come from so many nations and their parents have so many different ideas.

>>56888435
It's the leftard teachers craming 'diversity' down their throats all day.

>>56888449
There's that too. Plus the reactionary movements that generates with homeschoolers/private schoolers means you get even wider divides among them.

>>56888365
Well you teach them to be gay non stop in schools something is bound to wear off.

Sure am glad I solded all of my
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
last week other than the couple of single share trades I've done this week. They are taking her on down.

>>56888388
>Oil can't go now from $70 to $60 as easily as it can go from $70 to $80, so if I slurp and it dumps I just baghold.
That's fair, over some time frame longs tend to get paid out, unless we were to see extreme contango for an extended period such that roll costs eat all the upside. That's more of an NG phenomenon though.
I don't think it's fair to just write off trends though. There are legitimate reasons why trends exist and have value. For one, oil is a physical commodity and there's a link between today's price and tomorrows supply. The lag between a supply response to rising/falling inventories or rising/falling demand tends to create trends. In terms of speculating over the paper futures price, there is more value to momentum as it creates a self-reinforcing trend where speculators see the trend forming and follow, thus creating an even stronger trend.

>>56888480
Talk about wood shop!

UNL just made it to sub $9

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

Hi guys, I'd like to talk about degenerate 0-dte gambling.

I've been thinking about OTM butterflies for when the market is not really going anywhere, but what is a good directional play for when I think it is going to move around? Strangles? Bull call/bear put spreads?

SAVE move you fuck

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
MAKEUP'S FOR CLOWNS

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
just hit the 2.50s
>just hit the 2.50s
just hit the 2.50s

>>56888635
Shout a bit louder

FUCKIN DIE DAX. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE lol

>>56888675
lmbo, thinking bout that lil anon whose been boilposting nonstop

>>56888628
I like bull call spreads and bear put spreads, especially in crab mode. You can btc the sell-side legs as we ebb & flow.

SAVE STOP CRABBING AND FUCKING MOVE

>>56888725
I AM HE AND HE IS I, tardo

OUT BEYOND THE NEON LIGHTS

>>56888743
I don't get it.
To me, it's just another of an endless supply of screen caps saying things are about to explode in the market / bonds / banks / USD / energy / etc.
I think they will someday, but until someone gives me a date and shows me their stash of guns or gold or folio that matches their prediction, idgaf.

>>56888725
I’m so tempted to BOIL today

>>56888778
we had a lehman brothers sized bank collapse this year, was a total nothingburger
line only go up
thread theme
>everything's fucked
>everybody sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1xDLaumIjg

>>56888769
INFLATION
HAS
BEEN
DEFEATED

MSFT bros, what the fuck was that

>>56888778
Anon, you have to understand every market needs these people. The people betting on doom. without them, there is no dynamic, or rather capital to take. Same goes for folks who think the line will continually always go up. In the long run, sure, but periodically you need to roast the 3x ETF and call tards just to keep the machine running.

>>56888783
I feel zero temptation at this point, fuck that shit for now.

>>56888783
i mean...
how low could it go right?
>>56888827
ok thats definitely the boil bottom signal

>>56888778
Means more bailouts are looming.

>bro treasury bonds are going crazy you must be killing it with TLTW right?

>>56887424
This is why the OP must include that Chabad calendar.

>>56888837
KEK
E
K
!!!

>>56888783
Don't do it anon

>>56888866
>>56888866
>>56888866

>>56888812
>>56888778
Also I would cap bullish things too, if there was any but like...the news is bad & I dunno what to tell you.

>>56888844
>he traded away his upside for divvy bait

>>56888875
News has been bad for a while and Nasdaq is up 5% on the month, 33% on the year, and 123% on 5 year.
So if it's bad, but it doesn't affect line, then why should I care?
Do the bearish caps you post cause you to invest differently? Have they made you money?

>>56888733

>btc

what do you mean by this? I cannot find anything but boomercoin references if I try to search it...

An anon here was posting about some incredible gains made from playing gap fills, using bjorgum key levels if I remember right. I'd like to know more about that as well.

So far I have mainly been looking at net gamma, as well as volume profile.

>>56889029
To add, I'm sensitive about this sort of thing because I was bearish for a while, thought a collapse was coming, and missed A LOT of gains.
There's always gloom if you look for it, there's a big market for it.

>>56889029
Yup, Ive cashed out.

>>56887156

No, but we are different breeds, like dogs.

"There is only 1 race, the human race" is pseudoscientific bullshit that has been perpetuated by leftist scientists with an agenda.

Also, many species can inter-breed. All breeds of dogs can breed with each other, but dogs can also breed with wolves and coyotes, which are not in the same species as dogs.

>>56889057
>what do you mean by this?
Probably "buy to close"

>>56888969
It's only 5% of my Treasury holdings but it's pretty depressing