/biz/ - Business & Finance

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
2026

I put in stop loss orders on my XOM stonks because I'm up 120% and don't want to lose all my gains. Am I /weakmind/?

me rolling my TLT calls up to higher strikes with longer expiration after the fake macro data revisions

>>56888895
I love women so much it's unreal.

>msft

>>56888877
I dunno man, Trump was on Hannity last night and said once he wins in 2024, day one he's going to become a dictator and Drill Baby Drill!

>>56888877
wouldnt buying january '25 puts on a constantly depreciating shit etf like boil or uvxy basically be free money?

We have to short nvidia and the entire tech industry with it. Computer technology has to be stopped no matter the cost.

>>56888903
quick give me your investment strategy so i can inverse it

>>56888929
c3 earnings tonight AH
also GME

I spent an hour cooking lunch and it's inedible.
I miss door dash.

>>56888930
You probably already are!

>>56888929

>back to crabbing
phew, I was starting to freak out

>>56888945
i accidentally spilled too much pasta water in my sauce so i just boiled off the excess and it came out even better

you just need to cook it longer, fixes everything

>>56888895
I've got 50 110c 6/21/24 at .54

milk fu?

>>56888945

>>56888971
idk the whole house is filled with smoke. I have to fan it away to see anything.
I'm not sure my issue was not cooking long enough.

>>56888866
Checked.

yo /smg/

>Bed Bath and Beyond General getting violent again
Also, what happened to gold shill anon?

>>56888989
What up?

>>56888885
No that’s probably a smart move. If it’s triggered just regroup and re allocate to a different industry.

I'm beginning to think that APEC summit had Xi agree to buy bonds and dump his SPR.

>>56888997
wasssuupppp

>>56888914
>>56888916
>not checkin them digits
Verification not required.

>>56889013
Why do cats love money so much?

>>56888989
Hey.
Also, This market is fake and gay.

>>56888914
Why would you watch Hanity?
>>56888916
It's priced in usually.

>>56889030
We are in a dash for trash after all.

>>56888903
we get to see her next week

>>56889030
I sold at 27. They have too much debt themselves. When their debtors don't pay they'll be on the hook and the whole thing will blow up.

>>56888994
As a meltdown enthusiast i welcome all video game pawnshop and blood bath and beyond attacks on pulte or ryan. Maybe even setting a citadel office on fire or something, they are definitely in "the kind of tired sleep doesn't fix" mindset.

>>56889040
>Why would you watch Hanity?
He's old. The median age in /smg/ is around 70.

>>56888994
>GME baggies are homeless and divorced.
Jesus Christ. Life is simple. Just follow the rules and you’ll be fine.

CRWD to 450 soon?

>>56889075
How is that portfolio's PnL looking anyway?

>>56889069
so you're opening up some GME shorts for the earnings report?

you told me to slurp oil and it just keeps going down
I want a refund

>>56889060
Hanity sucks even for an Irish lapdog for the Jews. He’s not entertaining, he has no wit, and he’s dumb as a rock. I have no idea why anyone even listens to his show.

>>56889028
is that one of those apple VR thingiemjiggies?

Bit late to this shitshow.
Why are commodities dropping? What the fuck did I miss?

>>56889060
Hot damn my underperformance is finally a good thing!

>>56889090
No, anon. I’m not greedy or homeless.

>>56889095
when I said "this is a financial order" I meant "this is not financial advice and I never heard of you in my life"

>>56888885
Yes. Oil cannot fall that much more and XOM has never been in a better spot than right now.
If you truly wanted to sell, should have done so at 120.
Heh, nah, you do you m8. But I honestly believe that the economy is absolutely fine so there's no real reason for oil to dump.

>>56889108
OPEC+ countries can't agree on cutting oil supply, so they're gonna keep producing

>oil
the recession is here already

>>56889108
>Gasoline and nat gas down over 4%
Wew lad

>>56889088
Doing pretty well based on those tickers.

Name 3 top performing ETFs!

>>56889060
Being old isn't a great excuse for being completely retarded.
Munger seemed sharp until the day he died at 99.

>>56889137
oil crashing is good for consumers. might be the one thing that saves the economy and that's just the bidenomics jack

>>56889140
Uh, KPOP, NRGD, and DFEN

>>56889140
GOLD, SLV, SIL

>>56889140
>TQQQ
>XXXX
>5QQQ

>>56889140
soxl
>b-but thats only one!
Its 3...x

>Reuters
>@Reuters
·
>1m
>UK coping with higher rates for now but risks lie ahead - BoE http://reut.rs/3t46hSY
What the literal fuck is this headline?

>>56889146
lol way too late to save consumers. It dumping because there's not enough demand and the global economy is slowing.

>>56889163
>XXXX
Oh my God, it's live!

>>56889146
It would be interesting to see how SPR gets refilled given this big discount.

>>56889169
>Inflation is too damn high, we need to keep the rates higher
>COPE

BABA bros...

>XOM is bellow $100

>>56889146
He seethes because you speak the truth.

>>56889186
Hey, how do you know BABA will have a red day?

It's when the day ends in "y".

>>56889178
Beautiful, a star is born

SHOT SISTERS NOT LIKE THISSSS

>>56888903
She looks like a mouse lol

>>56889198
I mean, it's a 4x SPY and approximately 10 people trade it. So a 2% gap is basically crabbing.

>>56889198
No options yet :/
Imagine the leverage.

>>56889206
I'm going to make so much money off those puts.

Beautiful. Just look at them fall. And here we had bobos telling us how the world is gonna end as we go above 5%. Turns out, the FED can fix anything and the economy is running along just fine.
Now with oil and gas at a reasonable price, inflation rate is gonna be kept at bay and FED will achieve its sweet landing. This is almost too easy for them

>>56889224
>Now with oil and gas at a reasonable price, inflation rate is gonna be kept at bay and FED will achieve its sweet landing. This is almost too easy for them
You ain't lyin'

>>56889224
oh god great depression here we come

>>56889179
The SPR doesn't matter. The government can get the oil it needs by dictate from American producers in the case of any "emergencies".

holy fuck why is oil in freefall

I warned you, SYM baggies. I warned you!

https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1837240.htm

>>56889266
Wind and solar energy is more efficient and cheaper.

>>56889140
No. Nirvana sucks.

Campbell Soup rises from the grave

>>56889266
Target for brent is 74. Quick trade, in and out

>>56889140
>smells like teen sp-ACK

Anyone else use SmartyPig? It’s paying 4.75% right now

>>56889266
climate crazies manipulating markets to enforce their draconian green policies that they are MASSIVELY underwater on

>>56889209
I'm not even dunking on the graph, it's normal for it to look like this if no one is trading it, these are humble beginnings that will soon be eclipsed by it becoming a meme.

>>56889299
I unironically use robinhood. I don't even trade on it, just use it for the 5%.

>>56889278
Sorry, this isn't the 2010's. All the green ladies love the BNC (Big Nuclear Cock)

>>56889249
I heard that commercial inventories are basically like an SPR that you don't have to pay for directly, but still I think Biden wants to slurp a bit.

>>56889266
wait I see a small green candle... could it be?

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>56889355
Thank you sir. Now we have to put you in prison for your pro-nuclear viewpoint and crimes against mother earth.

>mfw parked $70k in t-bills and make $325 a month

>>56889355
>2010s
What a bullshit decade.

>>56889369
Back to typical daily patterns. Morning pump, afternoon fade. Lets see if 3pm delivers.

>>56889376
Not gonna happen. I cut the big guy his check for 10%.

>>56889380
>5.6%/yr return
>comfy

>>56889409
kek'd
Based Dilatelov showing them whos boss.

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MARA GANG
MY DICK IS ERECT

>>56889463
OH SHIT WE'RE BOTTOMING

>>56889140
>Sifting
>Radio friendly unit shift
>Oh me(I know it's a cover)

>>56889409
why did they make this stupid show just to scapegoat someone who died, when you read the actual reports his actions seem reasonable given the shitty circumstances he was in

>>56888972
damn I’m in love

>>56888930
I'm all in short TSLA

Hate MANU so much its unreal

>>56889493
Its offense is a bit shit, innit?

Guys please tell me all about how to make money trading 0-dte options.

>>56889514
You write them and sell them to retards like yourself

>>56889514
write iron condors 461/462 455/454

>>56889471
But the show points the finger at the soviet engineers and KGB for the coverup at the end, that was the whole point of the court case episodes. Dyatlov is just painted as an asshole because he was probably an asshole.

>>56889535
>le ebin girlboss
you are legit retarded

Yeah buy to close.You are buying and selling at different strikes. You Buy to Close a put at the top of a range before the delta heads back the other way.

>>56889560
>>56889057
>>56889332
sorry been a busy day

>EIA: US crude oil inventories declined by 4.6 mb to 445 mb
Oilsisters, they're short ladder attacking us

https://youtu.be/W2QW--D3Few

wait for it
nvda mumus gonna shit brix

anyone got link to the AMD event. wanna check on momma su

>>56889628
here it is
https://www.amd.com/en/corporate/events/advancing-ai.html

>>56889507
Along with all other aspects, yes

>>56889628
Domi mommy

>>56889678
better yet, a youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfSZqjxsr0M

>>56889628
You know that's just Jensen Huang pretending to be a woman right? He doesn't even wear a wig it's so obvious

>>56889345
But smarty pig

>>56889694
Yeah, but pigs aren't Kosher.

The gap is being filled as we speak. You are about to witness the most spectacular and horrifc financial collapse since the invention of the steam engine. If you know you know.

>>56889691
jensen fears the cpu progression

>>56889715
That would make sense, since I bought calls for the end of the year.

>>56889327
That is the most retarded explanation I've heard so far.
Cheap oil discourages clean energy use and shorting it just for fefes is insanely risky and expensive.

is lisa su married or not she looks hot to me right now

You morons. You idiots. None of you have you have thought of a simple idea that takes a bit of networking to do (you're all shy virgins who can't socialize and talk about with older people who have money). I'll tell you guys this idea but none of you milkbreaths can execute.

Business idea:

open an investment firm.

market yourself with consistent, large returns.

as you acquire new customers, use their investment to pay returns to your older customers.

profit.

GOOG stock unmoved because of le heckin Gemini release. GOOG product line is a shitshow, some big activists should try to get Sundar Pichai to fuck off

>>56889471
I don't know why anyone watches television these days.
The British guy who makes "mini documentaries" in paint on YouTube does a better job.

>>56889758
>lisa su
yuck

>>56889759
>t. Bernie Madoff

>>56889759
Still can't believe a guy named "Madoff" *made off* with all the investors' money.

>>56889607
>just mark up the MSRP thinking we can kill off the scalpers

>>56889775
Also did it weird anyone else out that everyone in the show had British accents?
Isn't HBO American? What's going on there? (That's rhetorical I know what's going on.)

AMD BROS SHE JUST BROUGHT OUT SOME MSFT GLOWIE

>>56889792
I wonder if he was jewish

>>56889779
probably just a fake story to scare investors

>>56889767
It hasn't even been released. People with Google accounts say they can't use it yet.

>>56889779
Also Sam the bankman getting fried lol

>>56889802
WERE CATCHING A BID

>not buying random penny stocks with no research
NGMI

damn this is a fucking power crab

>>56889822
NADELLAS PLAYING CHESS

>>56889527

I don't want to do that. I want to flip them for the huge gains that are clearly available.

I want to know how to make degen gambles and 20x my account pls.

>>56889533

Iron condors seem to have a completely terrible R:R ratio. I like OTM butterflies.

>>56889830
>My MCFNF position
I'm never buying penny stocks again

>>56888943
>c3 earnings tonight AH
>also GME
nobody going to gamble on these 'uns?

People holding energy stocks have been hurting the past few months.

>>56889830
There must be some merit to the stock, after all they got it listed.

>>56889808
It's still going to be a shitshow. Nobody is going to build apps on Gemini because GOOG did what Google does and didn't actually launch a product that you can use
>It's all "coMiNg LaTeR oNcE wE fiGuRe OuT sAfEtY"
By the time they're done lobotomizing it, a better OSS model will become available

Pichai out. Now.

>>56889839
UNLEASH THE POWER CRAB

>>56889843
>her or... him
>nervous laughter
ruh roh

>>56889767
Google is basically NFT. They don’t pay dividends and do stock buybacks to meet arbitrary EPS targets so management can be rewarded by diluting your shares with stock based compensation.

NVIDIA JUST GOT MOGGED BY MOMMY LISA

80 bucks guys gimme a good slot pull

>>56889777
>>56889779
Unironically Madoff got the amount of money he did is because he convinced super naive old Hasidic Jews and other super religious Jews to hand him over cash.
There's a stereotype that Jews are smart and good with finance (they are) but Hasidic Jews are a stark exception; Hasidic Jews are fucking retarded. They cannot into finance, fall for scams, and literally have worse standardized math testing scores than Black Americans

>>56889864
Oh yeah if you invest more than a couple minutes into a Google product these days you're fucking retarded.
Especially just to use their new model.

>>56889849
>tell me how to 20x my account pls.
I could but I won't

>>56889851
im still bagholding a tiny amount of HCMC since 2021
i shoudlve sold when i was up 200% but i got greedy

>>56889874

>>56889767
>>56889864
Sorry, it's a Jeet company. Once a company is Jeet'd, it's like AIDS. Untreatable.

>>56889874
CYTO if it dips again

>>56889195
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

>>56889883
I'm honestly not convinced jews are that intelligent to begin with. It's probably East Asians -> Europeans -> brown people -> black people and then jews are as intelligent as whoever they've mixed with

>>56889900
There are certain google products I'm just planning on stop use of altogether. Replacing google search with Perplexity AI is my next task.

But anyways back to the discussion of what a shitshow GOOG's product suite is:

It's an absolute shit show how many disjointed AI products you find when you search on Google's sites about AI. Many of Google's AI products have the same functionality like Bard, Gemini, Vertex, Palm and Bison. It's hundreds of product teams that DO NOT communicate with each other

It might just be a shotgun approach to see what sticks (fair) but it makes it super confusing for customers. Shotgun approach should at least have differences in their products, this is just consistently disjointed product strategy

HOW WILL NVIDIA RECOVER FROM THIS

>>56889921
The only reason MSFT is even investable is because of Satya Nadella. That sweaty white retard before him completely fucked the company for 35 years.
It was also that Indian man who got rid of the most retarded board at the fastest growing startup in the world.

>>56889469
Based bottom poster.

>>56889934
They're just a big corporation that doesn't have the process a big corporation needs to function (they still think they're a startup.)
A lot of tech companies mature and then unravel that way.

>Bank of Montreal launched the Max SPX 500 4x leveraged ETNs, which tracks four times the total return of the S&P 500. The notes will begin trading under the ticker "XXXX" on Tuesday. It will be the highest leveraged exchange traded product in the U.S., according to CFRA

>>56888895
>wishing that chair was my dick

>>56889952
I like the bottom on $LIZ too!

>>56889872
>equivalent
Anytime anyone says that, you can bet your shiny ass that it ain't. Not that I am biased against AMD. I love their APUs... but they can't compete with NVDA and they are bleeding cash.
Still, good for them. But I wouldn't go near a stock with a P/E of 1000+

>>56889921
Hello dear sexy friend. I kill your full body.

>>56889904

why not?

I think I am going to do it anyway, would be nice if I had more than one kind of trade to look for, though...

>>56889978
You are stupid. Don't trade, it's not for you, this is the best advice anyone will ever give you.

>>56889942
A new age of corpo wars.

LISA IS MAKING A HEEL TURN SHES CROSSING HER FAMILY WHO COULDVE PREDICTED THAT WAS THE SWAN

Fucking track pad on my work laptop is wigging out, gotta use the clit on the keyboard. Fucking thing is jittery and jumping the cursor all over the screen, can't get shit done, but I'm stuck in a meeting and can't reboot the damn thing until it's over.

>>56889966
Checked. What a nice bottom!

>>56889948
I'm talking the rank and file. Once your middle managers are H-1B's, they bring in other H-1B's and demand salary kickbacks. No reason to hire for merit or innovate or any of that hard work.

anyone else own any BLIAQ (toxic blockbuster) off the expert market?

caveat emptor plz only apply

>>56890011
should've boughten a macbook

>>56890011
Heh, had a job interview today and the goddamn MS Teams decided to crash on my twice. Literally cannot catch a break.

Btw, aren't AMDs and NVDAs bosses cousins? Goddamn that's weird

THE H100 IS OUTDATED BOOMER TECH

>>56889997
Man a lot of people are selling bullshit.

>>56889961
I believe they have this short window of time where they get rid of a ton of dogshit products (remember Google Buzz, lmfao) and try to use some consolidated Generative AI framework like Gemini to integrate into the rest of their products.

They won't do this because it requires firing a ton of people re-hiring, a logistic nightmare

>>56889992

I am not, though.

You are being silly. You sound like you are just vagueposting like a fag.

>>56890036
So what customers are actually going to be buying AMD and NVDA's AI-specific chips? Is OpenAI already NVDA's customer?

well, kean, sheesh and shera

>>56890053
You mean sisfuq Inc.?

so far the best day to sell shot was the amazon sold out day.

>>56890071
sheesh is off his balls on adderall

>>56889861
Hurting how? I get to buy more cheap XOM

And just like that, leather jacket man DISRUPTED by his own family. Savage. It's a doggy dog world.

>>56889870
>diluting your shares
GOOGL's net dilution has been negative for each of the past five years.
>NFT
There's some truth in that: insiders control Alphabet because they have class B shares with disproportionate voting power. It's an unusual structure.

But if you own shares of common stock, the US legal system entitles you to part of Alphabet Inc.'s equity. That could be worth real money in the case of a merger or liquidation. The US legal system also pressures the company's leadership to work for your benefit (fiduciary duty), even if you own the class C shares with zero voting power.

>>56890053

Data centres and companies that pay for compute like runpod and AWS.

>>56890120
>cheap
Not yet.

>>56890121
>Good women CEOs don't exi-
Heh, dabs on the entirety of /biz/ while looking all dapper and shit.
Actually surprising that AMD is in the red today. Almost as if the market doesn't believe that AMD's products can stack up to NVDA's
>>56890148
Looks alright... for a 3D

>>56890168
its just red because nvda is dumping and the etfs and what not

>>56890043
I've seen companies do that. Verisign did something similar 15 years or so ago. That's probably why Buffet owns a lot of it now.

Mommy Lisa on full cope comparing the H100 to her new shit. When the H200 is about to replace it anyway and the H100 probably still does better with Nvidias software stack+CPUs.

>>56890148
going in the fap folder

>>56890218
>having a "fap folder"

>>56890218
>fap folder
Your w-w-what?

Hmm, seems I was right for now. Oil seems to have found its bottom and stopped falling. XOM went right through its support though.

OH MY GOD SHES TWISTING THE KNIFE

Anybody know what price the federal reserve starts accumulating oil for the petroleum reserve?

>>56890283

>>56890218
>having only one "fap folder"
Organize your life, anon. This is financial advice.

>>56890283
Only after you sell. There is no said price they're waiting for you to sell.

>SHOT
lol. lmao even

SAVE on the move finally

>>56890297
so we even need a petroleum reserve? isn't the military is going green to meet our climate pledge goals anyway?

>>56890306
I warned you. I warned you, dawg, about Boomers!

I just ate a donut, and it was delicious, so stocks better start gong up again soon

Just ordered a new Dell.

>>56890368
Why? Buying new computers is a waste of money.

>>56890326
The US military has a top secret program to recruit troons and install new DARPA designed devices in that turn dilations into energy.

>>56888877
>BOIL
>>BOIL
>BOIL
>2026
how low can it go?

>>56890306
Ye, it's literally just fruits like kiwis and apples which makes alcohol dehydrogenase and aldehyde dehydrogenase 2 work faster.

You guys should invest in AYRWF
>It would be the kynd thing to do

>>56890330
Why can't I find DNKN on Etrade?

>>56890326
Baggot you are a bonobo

>>56890392
There's no way people don't end up in jail at the end of this. It's straight up fraud.

Oilbros $69 was truly the bottom, we're back!

>CANNABIS

>>56890398
>In October 2020 Dunkin' Brands stated that the company was in conversation with Inspire Brands, a private equity-backed company, negotiating to sell the company.[40] Inspire Brands announced on Saturday, October 31, 2020, that they would be acquiring Dunkin' Brands Group for $11.3 billion, which would include Dunkin' Brands' debt that Inspire Brands would be taking on. Inspire would pay $106.50 in cash for each of Dunkin' Brands' shares.[41] On December 15, 2020, the acquisition was completed, and Dunkin' Brands ceased to exist as a separate company, with Dunkin', Baskin-Robbins, and the trademark management of Mister Donut, becoming part of Inspire Brands.[42]

DNUT (Krispy Kreme) is still public though.

>>56890398
I bought mine at the grocery store

>>56890326
The military is going gay too meet the climate goals.

>>56890423
Fuck.
Krispy Kreme isn't the same. I wanted to own the cheap breakfast sandwiches on English muffins and the cute girls that flirt with you through the drive through window.

>>56890409
Trust the soience

>>56890423
>its not al anymore

>>56890441
>cute girls that flirt with you through the drive through window
This is a myth. Please stop spreading it

>>56890423
dunkin too good of a company to be public

Putin goes to Saudi for high level meetings
>Oil dumps hard
Giga happenings just around the corner.

>>56890387
Don't know but I've already said I expected NATGAS to test 2.50 and maybe wind up down below 2 again ultimately. Unless I see a really good looking setup with interesting fundamental info to back it I'm just a spectator until a tentative projection of Spring/Summer transition.

>>56890458
idk it definitely happens to me.

>CCJ
>UEC
>UUUU
W
T
F
was that?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Anyone else slurped a fuckload of BAT?

brap seems like a buy here

Did I actually manage to call the exact top on COIN? That's two in a row!

>>56888866
based bobo

i hate stocks

>>56890458
When I was in college I got the phone number of this cute blonde chick who was working a drive thru at McDonalds. Ended up fucking her a few times before I fucked everything up by being an asshole.

>>56888888

>>56890409
How is it fraud? Can't they just slap a "statements not evaluated by the FDA" sticker on it just like how all the "immune boosters" which are just ginger and shit do it?

PLEASE HEAL OIL MOSHE STOCKSTEIN
JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING BEFORE THE YEARS FUCKING OVER

>>56890500

>>56890512
Rotation into HOOD I bet

>>56890519
I'm always afraid to actually try and get their phone number so I just enjoy the moment.

>>56890536
Stop putting militaitons on yourself. Stop self sabotaging. Just stop thinking and do.

>>56890459
Many such cases.
I would fucking KILL to buy chic fil a stock. It would be my entire folio.

>>56889146
the oil cycle is not going to save you on energy, i am sorry to report. nuclear will ride to the rescue but it's gonna take a while.

I haven't known what to buy since October

>>56890522
The way I did fivrr in college was I did an initial "unit" (I can't remember what they called them... product? deliverable?) where I'd write UML for everything and then I'd do more where I charged per class.
It was pretty great but my prices were low enough I was *way* underpaid for what I was doing.
Also the site is an absolute bitch to use and you have to fight with the algorithm for attention.

>>56890458
simply stop pulling up in your old ass honda to buy a sugary drink that only girls are supposed to like.

>>56890586
MSOX
AYRWF
MSOS
GTBIF
IIPR

>>56890564
idk I'm like that when I'm drunk. I've tried being drunk in public but that usually just ends with me walking into abandoned commercial buildings that happen to be unlocked for whatever reason.

>>56889137
>>56889189
Blessed/based RB posters.

>>56890586
TSLY

Now that the science irrefutably proves the relevance of dividends it might be time to get serious about investing
>>56885821
>>56885821
>>56885821

>>56890586
The CLS dip

>>56890586
then by everything

>>56890602
What? The only drive thrus I go to are fast food, and I always get the biggest burger or chicken sandwich they make
Also I drive a VW

>>56890519
A lot of meat went through those burgers before & after you, Baggie. I wouldn't regret it too much.

THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH DAY OF SITTING AT 4566

DO SOMETHING, YOU JUST DOUBLE TOPPED AND KEEP FAILING HIGHER, BREAK LOWER ALREADY Aaaaaaaaa

>>56890638
>Also I drive a VW
Everyone I've met who drives those is either a woman or a manlet.

>>56890526
This but unironically but also ironically

>>56890666
Fuck off satan. I'm not a woman and I'm not a manlet

>>56890638
i can't think of a fast food chain where there's any hope the window girls would think favorably of a customer. at least with coffee it's forgivable.
VW's not exactly the step up she's looking for.

>>56890651
I don't have any regrets. We were both pretty young, and I was even more immature than I am now. It was fun while it lasted, and if it hadn't ended I would have missed out on even better sex and finding my Gookfu.

>>56890712
>my Gookfu

>>56890683
>>56890682
>>56890666
>https://youtu.be/eNvME8vfGSU?feature=shared
Lmao Volkswagen go brrrrr

>>56890716
how hard is it to find a good one when there are literal billions

>TOS web chart isn't showing anything other than the daily and monthly or longer
wtf

I just came back from errands and gas was like $2.80/gal what the fuck?

My horrible TLT trade with an average of $97 is almost back to even ex dividend. Thank you ACKman.

I have to wonder how someone who is this retarded can even get half a million to invest in the first place

I have to wonder how someone who is this retarded can even get half a million to invest in the first place.

>>56890752
RBOB is down almost 4% on the day

>>56890788
Hell yeah I'm gonna go do some donuts in my truck.

>>56890780
Is that a screenshot of a screenshot?

>>56888930
I just buy everything. When anon are posting about buying precious metals and the next Great Depression I buy. When anon are talking about the Golden Bull and jumping through hoops to explain why it will never go down I take profits and take a break.

>>56890818
Astoundingly based.

>>56890757
imo, le markets have put way too much faith and especially way too much credit into ACKmans muh short covering announcement.
as if covering your short at a round number (equivalent) of 5% is some genius 500 iq move.
instead what the market is interpreting (and hoping for since) is that ACKmans actions were a veiled marching order by TPTB that a return to QE as well as easy money policies is imminent.
Like... imminently imminent.

So far, this Fed policy switch has not occurred, yet it has been discounted heavily by the market so far. The 10y yield is trading at a discount of well over 100 bps to the Fed funds rate.
Markets are expecting the Fed to return to QE and easy money policies without the economy being deep into a recessions. The reasoning pretty much comes down to "just pump my bags lol ok?"

A recipe for disaster in process.

>>56890809
No idea

>>56890716
No excuse for teeth like that these days. What is this guys problem?

GOD DAMN TOS GRAPHING ISN'T FUCKING UPDATING!

>>56890856
british or jewish, probably both

>>56890720
cheating the bullshit diesel rules is based.

>>56890780
>>56890809
>>56890839
>le printer gonna runneth any momenth noweth
>IT JUST WILLETH, OKAYETH?!?!?!?!?
the screenshot

>>56890837
I still don't get why anyone other than banks that need collateral to back their other crap even bother with long term treasuries.
I look at my shitheap of medium term 1 year treasuries and feel uncomfortable.

>>56890885
im actually pretty exceited to see how the gme call goes

>mfw FOMC is next week

Are YOU ready for power hour?

>>56890912
>MFW

>>56890839
You can see that there's a clock and battery on top of another clock and battery, so it looks like someone viewed someone else's screenshot on their phone, in full screen... and then took a screenshot of that. Was that someone (You)?

>>56890856
He good be a complete chad with just a few reps a day and some braces. Where is his mom? Mine and my sister practically forced me to get fit and fix my teeth.

>>56890923
Zoomers are really out here just taking 9:16 portrait screenshots of everything. Embarrassing.

>>56890894
What I don't understand is who of sound mind would want to buy longer term debt at a discount to the Fed funds rate WANTING to hold it to maturity.
No, they are buying at a discount 100% expecting that they can unload their bags well before maturity onto someone willing to pay an even higher price. Which would only be the Fed and that would mean a return to infinite (I'll buy at any price) QE.
What we're seeing in the debt market is a full retard YOLO bet on imminent infinite QE.

>>56890923
>>56890954
it was from the amc cope subreddit so yeah, some retard zoomer with half a million from either his inheritance or an overpaid tech job that dumped it into meme stocks

>>56890966
Ah of course, that makes sense. I wondered exactly how that moral hazard would manifest. What a shit show.

Let's go some place where no one knows who I am anymore
>>56888874
>>56888874
>>56888874

>>56890966
>What we're seeing in the debt market is a full retard YOLO bet on imminent infinite QE.
They are also betting against the dedollarization trend

>>56890988
Am I wrong, though? Screenshots full of gallery "next image" artifacts and half the resolution of the source. Shameful.

It has come to my attention that there are hedge funds (hedgies), who have considerable short positions in the company Safety Shot. These (hedgies) must pay for their crimes, and we are going to short squeeze safety shot's stock $SHOT to $100s of dollars in January or February.

>>56890998
>fewer dollars means more demand for dollar debt
I'm still hungover. Maybe that's why I'm struggling so much with bond stuff today. This one isn't making sense to me either.

>>56891015
This is why I bought options instead of selling it short like the other bullshit.

>>56890998
Can you please elaborate on this?