/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56888186
Also my friend is from California if that matters.

>>56888186
>What's to stop him from putting it all into Monero and taking an airplane flight to the Phillipines and never coming back?
His own prosemetism

show Her feet please I beg you

>>56888186
Does your I mean your friend's wife have big tits?
>What's to stop him from putting it all into Monero and taking an airplane flight to the Phillipines and never coming back?
Nothing
>And more importantly, how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency?
Isn't this the million dollar question with all crypto faggotry? Still have yet to see a halfway reasonable answer

>>56888406
Find someone that will pay you cash for it. Or convince landlords etc to let you pay them in crypto.

>>56888186
You don't even need to fly to the Phillipines. Just start acting like you don't own crypto, deny everything, tell her you don't know what she's talking about. How is she going to prove anything.

>>56888186
>how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency?

This is the tricky part. You'd need a bank account which means identifying yourself to someone. And if you're in the kind of place where you're banked, you're in the type of place where people can have cameras and shit. You could just do cash, but at that point you've put a target on your back. It also might be difficult to find someone with enough cash and desire for monero to take your liquidated estate or find a constant stream of people who want monero without developing a relationship with a seedy organization. The 10 million dollar idea is to have the kind of infrastructure to exchange necessities for monero internationally.

>>56889248
Won't work. Judge Sheckelberg finds out about his crypto? He'll find the guy in contempt if he doesn't declare and detail all his crypto hodlings. (Which he will then award to stacy) The guy could be looking at jailtime not to mention losing the house etc.

Best move for the groom is to compare his future earning potential from his job, the value of being here in good standing, vs how much he could save by disappearing to El Salvador (not Phillipines, there's no crypto infrastructure in the PI lol)

If he's young, take the divorce haircut and stay here and keep the good job. If he's old nearing retirement? Convert everything to monero and disappear to El Salvador and go radio silent.

>>56888376
this, please anon

You better explain to your friend that the divorce is going to be more costly than staying together and that he should be resolute in explaining this to the woman. While he pretends to be nice/make amends and drags feet as much as possible, he should put the assets into offline cold wallets. The goal should be to leave the other person with their resources depleted / at risk or losing the house etc so they have no time/energy/resources to hunt the other person down. Skip town and go to a place that accepts crypto as money.

>>56888186
Put it in Monero, leave, use tradeogre to trade monero for Litecoin, send Litecoin to Litewallet, buy gold off of Jmbullion.com with Litecoin, sell the gold, ????, profit

>>56889092
>offload the burden onto someone else
pretty genius actually, albeit morally questionable

>>56889521
It was all stolen by leet hackers after I used an untrustworthy software wallet. Oops it went to monero? What's a mixer? Ahhh geez ya hona I don't understand this techno stuff

>>56888186
>What's to stop him from putting it all into Monero and taking an airplane flight to the Phillipines and never coming back?
Nothing. If you want to live in third world shitholes all your life, go right ahead. Nobody is going to deport you over unpaid alimony.
> how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency?
exchange to bitcoin, then find a bitcoin exchange

>>56888186
>What's to stop him from putting it all into Monero and taking an airplane flight to the Phillipines and never coming back?
nothing
>how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency?
there is P2P liquidity pools between monero and bitcoin, in case he can't get anyone to trade with
it's easy to find P2P trades on crypto conventions, specially for btc, monero, usd stables and eth

>>56889521
>Judge Sheckelberg finds out about his crypto?
that's above a civil court ability
privacy coins have military level tradecraft
a normal persecution could not unveil a standard mix

>>56888186
1_Buy XMR
2_Move XMR to a stable
3_Move to Argentina
4_Exchange stable for physical USD without kyc
5_Enjoy

>>56888186
Your friend sounds like a gayshitfaggotniggerbitch, not you, your friend.

>>56888186
Heres some advice, tell your friend to shut up and pay his pussy bill.

I have no sympathy for any cuck in current year+ who still falls for the marriage scam. You bought the ticket, now take the ride.

>>56889834
>>56890813
>(((the court))) does not find your 'humour' amusing goyim, and thus (((the court))) sentences you to five years in goy confinement for contempt, try to remember your passphrases so you can Make a sizeable donation to the ADL if and when you are released...

as a divorced person, unless you have the crypto already and she is not aware of the money it's too late. when you go to court, if you have a large sum that disappeared from your accounts (and you will have to share your accounts), they can use that amount to say yeah this guy just tried to hide it somewhere. the same way if you just quit your job and cry poverty you can get dinged for your earnings potential on child support. it'll look way worse if you're mid divorce and money just evaporates and you pretend you don't know where it is. honestly your best bet is to play nice and divide shit as quick as possible before your lawyer fees skyrocket to 30% of your net worth. unless you're gonna just run away with all the money and never ever return, like not even for a day

>>56891867
Which is also pretty well impossible nowadays. Kek, in the old days you could go one town over and start a whole new life, new family and all. The "going out for milk/cigarettes" meme is dead, dead, dead.

>>56890649
Parts of Mexico are very nice and even with a modest bag, you can have a private residence, live in maid/cook/house cleaner, beach front property, cheap eats, etc. it’s why old rich boomers retire there.

>>56892121
My parents are rich boomers who retired in Mexico. The gringo parts are just as expensive as the US now

>>56891867
Couldn’t you have a brother or someone close buy crypto with your money under their name and send it to you to an address you control? Say $1000 a week. Then if it ever comes up say it was invested into your failing business: a “new” compressor, “new” ratchet set, etc. no one can accuse you of pissing the money away if it all went into a failing business.

Imagine getting married, especially as a young guy. Why are yall so fucking dumb? Im 25 and all my friends are getting married and taking $400k mortgages. Consequentely theyre all fat broke vaxxed bald and suicidal. Wtf?

These guys really toss their entire lives away for some ugly vaxxed fat hole? KEK!

Im waiting till late 20s early 30s to get a qt 18 year old when im financially loaded.

>unvaxxed, fit, full head of hair, big dick, big investments

>>56892157
You have to find a new non gringo boomer part of Mexico. It’s a very big country.

Also, nigger, if i were your “friend” id put everything into PMs, debtmaxxx, then bury it somewhere and say you just lost everything. The fuck are the courts going to do? You lost it all? Simple as. Just dont remember where you put it. Probably a vax side effect.

>>56892201
Boomers only have to worry about the next 10-15 years. Mexico isn't stable enough that I would trust it as a permanent residence for decades. The government could be overthrown, the cartels could take over, they could seize your property, ultra national political movement could rise up and seize all foreign assets within the country, etc.

>>56888186
Why Monero? Any cripto works if you are leaving the country

>>56892377
monero makes the trail stop. you need one hop into monero at least if you want to be safe.

>>56892377
This >>56892500
It's one of the use cases for privacy coins. It's untraceable and no one can know it's yours. It can be a problem however when you want to turn it into legal tender without raising the suspicion of authorities.

Just use BTC with privacy features

It's liquid in every country and currency

>>56892633
Monero is kinda more liquid since localbitcoins shutdown and localmonero is thriving. Also access to BTC's liquidity just takes a quick swap from XMR. The same is true in the other direction only most of the time because bitcoin's lack of fungibility means you could have tainted bitcoins that give you trouble. If you use BTC with "privacy features" it increases the odds of taint problems exponentially.

>>56889640
>offload the burden onto someone else
>pretty genius actually, albeit morally questionable
That's literally what money is used for.

>>56888186
Extradition treaties and FATCA.

>>56890862
yeah, about that, Argentina is still a socialist hellhole.
Milei isn't even president yet.

>>56888186
>And more importantly, how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency?
It's pretty common to find shops that will exchange crypto to local currency these days, even in places like Europe, but I don't know if they ask for KYC

>>56893508
>Extradition treaties
Move to Brazil and get citizenship, they don't extradite their citizens

>>56888186
Put everything on monero, withdraw it to a wallet, then some days after move that amount to another wallet. Then pretend you were hacked, if it worked for mt gox it might work for you

>>56889521
this is all schizo tier paranoid bs.
>>56889567
more bs OP doesnt need to do.
>>56894598
nobody is going to extradite OP unless he stole billions from rich people like taekwondo.

OP can just liquidate all his assets into cash into his normienigger bank account, wire that to a CEX, buy BTC, withdraw to own wallet then bridge to any smart contract chain so you can trade/tether without ur CEX. no xmr or expensive mixers needed. now go enjoy the rest of ur life banging teenagers in the turd world. and if ur worried just remember you arent moving billions of dollars. you are a fucking small time kelp. nobody cares.

>>56888186
It's pretty much all been said already, but if the wife knows about the crypto already, he's fucked if he ever comes back to the US. His passport will be flagged and if he ever sets foot on an extradition friendly country, he's getting put on a plane back to the US and shoved into a pound-me-in-the-ass prison. That's whether or not you hide the money, that itself isn't hard, since Monero is hard to trace and you can P2P exchange it for bitcorns, then do as others suggested and non-KYC trade it for cash or gold, in small amounts as needed over time, at least until liquidity improves. The only way to really be safe is never telling anyone about your stack and never getting married, evidently...

>>56894676
>OP can just liquidate all his assets into cash into his normienigger bank account, wire that to a CEX
Not so fast. Depends on the bank, but if you use one of the big globohomo banks like Chase or BoA or whatever, they're going to stop and ask what you're doing liquidating your account because of anti-money laundering laws and such. You might get through but they'll drag their feet and the wife might find out in the meantime.

>>56888186
>how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency?

Slowly sell on localmonero at a slight loss

>>56888186
You needed your investments to already be in Monero before the divorce started. It’s too late now, the lawyers will see you selling your stocks and transferring cash to kraken or whatever

>>56891500
No, I don't think I will.

>>56888186
>Advice would be appreciated, thanks.
I advise your friend to follow the rules. He won't sleep well and enjoy life if he's running from the law.

>>56888186
>What's to stop him from putting it all into Monero and taking an airplane flight to the Phillipines and never coming back?

Immigration authorities and the long dick of the American legal system. Traveling as a single male with no clear itinerary in that part of the world is already suspicious due to sex pests and invites extra scrutiny

Your "friend" should consult a lawyer and find out what exactly is his and what would invite a theft charge if taken because the Philippines is extradition-friendly

Other than that, look into an SIRV to buy permanent residency. Living as an illegal immigrant with no documents in a 3rd-world country sounds hellish. Good luck getting a bank account as an American to store your PHP though

>And more importantly, how would he liquidate his Monero into the local currency

Localmonero, like everyone else says

Crypto is not real money and it's worthless or so everyone says so why would they go after it? Really activates your almonds.

>>56888250
Your friend was doomed from the start.

So many retarded suggestions with over 10% slippages. Just trade it back to usdt or btc or eth and sell it off to someone physical for cash.
If you have troubles finding people, just go to one of those crypto conventions or meetups organized in the city you are in and make a few friends and they will know for sure.