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>>56886213
brother...

although i get it, us men can be weird motherfuckers when we're horny
i sometimes have a desire to shoot my cum in my own face

>>56886218
I dont do it when I’m horny. I just do it.

After we broke up I put my ex's lingerie on once and jacked off
I wasnt really into it after all was said and done but I must have been at some point cause I did it in the first place

I jerk off into my wife’s socks and underwear but I don’t fuck her anymore

>>56886239
Fag

>>56886213
how does it smell?

>>56886249
Like bags of sand

>>56886249
>>56886258
It’s a squirting dildo. I never swallow but I let it cum on my chest one time.

Why are jews like this?

I suggest you stop. Eventually it leads to putting it into other places and then your dating a man which is totally fine if your are ok with that but if your not then don’t do it

It's 2023. No one cares. Have fun.

>>56886248
Kek

>>56886213
relax. it's straight, bro.

>>56886213
Israel will suffer a strategic defeat

>>56886213
when I was 19 I was left alone in my girlfriend's house and snuck into her parents room and found her mom's vibrator and smelled it and sucked on it FUCK bros I wanna go back I'm a tired dad now

>>56886213
It's only gay if the dildo is bigger than your pp. The dildo bigger than your pp, anon?

>>56886264
>It’s a squirting dildo

Why would your GF need such shit.
Break up ASAP.

>>56886640
Is* the dildo bigger than your pp?

>>56886213
Hot!

>>56886213
I used to sniff my ex gf's used underwear. The smell was fucking intoxicating. Smelled so good. Like pure pheromone injection into your brain. Don't know how to explain it. But she smelled really really good compared to all other chicks

>>56886213
So it a femdom story or what??

>>56886676
>I smell used underwear
>I don’t know how to explain the smell
Shit, blood, piss. No need to explain anything

>>56886213
try it in your ass, it feels awesome once you get past the initial weirdness

>>56886213
Why does your gf have a dildo in the first place, anon? Is your dick not enough?

>>56886213
ok, i want you to listen to me carefully

not
my
fucking
problem

*spits*

bitch

>>56886629
Anon she could’ve put it up her husbands ass for all you know. Never touch random sex toys, you don’t know what weird kinks someone has.

>>56886987
imagine being this low test

will asking my ex gf for a pair of soaked panties ruin my 40 day nofap streak

>>56886213
is that gay or not im not sure

>>56886213
She knows. She told me while sucking my dick. We both had a laugh and then I came.