/biz/ - Business & Finance

Everything is breaking.

AVAV chart looking like a brontosaurus.

dubs picks calls or puts i will throw 250 bucks into. no neo/memestocks pls because i cant trade them on my exchange kek

No faggy mining posts? Nice.

>>56876771
1dte?
Calls on COIN are probably priced in at this point.
TUP calls is a nice retarded move.
I just bought puts on SHOT.
I still think TSM has a lot of upward movement to go so if you want something a little less gambly that's a good one.

is it sensible to slurp the TLT dip?

HOW THE FUCK CAN WEED GO FROM 1.10 CAD DOWN TO 0.91 IN THE SPAN OF MERE HOURS HOW DID AMERICA FAIL TO DESTROY THIS JOKE OF A COUNTRY IN THE YEAR 1812!!!

Hate MANU so much its unreal

>>56876824
>1dte?
not necessarily, just something you want me to buy that will moon or fall into the bottomless pit soon

when the fuck is oil going to recover
what the hell

>>56876852
I'm still bearish on WFC, I think there should be some big movement in the spring.

>>56876819

He prolly can't find the thread, took me dayum near 10 mins scrolling through all the euphoria. On another note, that nigga has made me 20% on le juniors. I also bought Big Gold Inc. and MX Gold Corp. cus retail fomo CBA to actually look up good companies

t. Someone who searched Gold and picked the 2 cheapest ones

>>56876836
>Investing in non-financial drugs
ngmi

>>56876743
>Woman has the easiest job on the line

>the Bed Bath and Beyond General is making plans to kill someone with dates and times
>they’re still on biz

Also today fucking sucks. My only consolation is that save sisters are doing worse.

YOU PUSH IT

>>56876895
Nigger what are you even talking about, lol.

56875931

Don't shit on jim varney like that.

>>56876920
I’m speaking smg’anese. You have to be autistic to understand.

>>56876743

I hope one day they can all make it out of that factory and live health, meaningful lives.

How come nobody ever talks about them? What was their investment strategy? I wanna do what they did

>>56876972
>buy micro caps that have underpriced convexity inherent in their business
You’re welcome

>>56876968
Why are you being so antisemetic?

>>56876836

Could it be because it went up 22% in a day after already pulling a 10% day?
It's not a straight line up, there will be profit taking.
And Germany was supposed to vote about it this week, but they postponed it until January. US is on track to give their stance on it this month though. The trend is still up in the entire sector.
I also noticed that the weed sector in general seems to follow biotech pretty closely. When biotech pulls back so does this field.
Weed just has a shitton more leverage and volatility.

TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CRABS
IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING MARKET

>>56877008
JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56876895
I'm still up, let them churn.

I've got a lean hog for ya.

>>56876972
>have access to insider trading info on small caps through Jewish family connections to high ranking officials
>get overlooked by the SEC because you are small scale investors
Not that hard, just be Jewish

>>56876836
>buying a commodity producer retailer that has lost 99% of its value
>on fundamentals

>>56876895
This is the best day for SAVE in the past week. First time I get to add more calls at anywhere near my previous cost basis.
I don't think you understand how an event trade works. Nothing matters until the trial result is read.

>>56876836
hey Ranjesh, how are food prices up there?

>>56876889
>>56876889
she has to make them face the right direction
the other guys have to just put something inside the box, disregarding it's orientation.

I'd argue her job is more difficult, but indeed it also looks like the most unimportant

>>56877063
so is your plan to just load up and wait for the merger?

mumus asked for this greek action.

>>56877094
That has always been the plan. This is not a play where you need to pump the stock temporarily to dump your bags onto someone else. Jetblue has an active agreement to buy shares at $30.
In the end, they'll either be allowed to close, or they won't.

>>56877082
The funny thing is they go off a little cliff right after she reorients them and the guy behind her has to reorient them. Her job is basically entirely purposeless.
Also imagine the job interview for this.

>>56877128
and you reckon it will go through?

>>56877135
it will go through
this was revealed to me in a dream

>>56877165
kek

I bet at least 80% of people here don't know what a market is!

>>56877135
No real argument to not allow it. Four other air lines take up 80% of the domestic market, they're not creating a monopoly. If anything it's an upgrade to the air line, they suck now.

>>56877203
the dip today made me panic sell. was shitting my pants when I saw it dumping like mad.
how much have you put in it?

>>56877224
Whole sector is down, not just them. I've got 35k in calls. I should have took profits yesterday, thought it was going to moon this morning though. Still up so I'm just waiting it out as it crabs.

>>56876771
fuck it, amd seems reasonable
feel free to screencap this and call me an idiot tomorrow

>>56877255
Are March calls a good idea?

>>56877135
I don't think it's going to 30 but it'll at least be much higher than it is now.

>ask if ASML is a good bet
>goes up 2% in a day
THEY are reading my posts

AMD chads? are we back?

>>56877263
>amd seems reasonable
PE Ratio (TTM) 1,076.64
lmbo

>>56877270
Nah, I'm not long anything past the first week of January. Dipping out cash and waiting for all hell to break loose around March.

>>56877291
ASML is such a reasonable bet for me I'm not even sure why not more people are invested in it
>monopoly
>market innovation leader
>increasing demand short-term
>increasing demand long-term
literal money printer. unless you believe china will nuke the netherlands tomorrow (oh wait, then they'll also be fucked kek), it will only keep increasing.

>>56877304
>PE Ratio
how do you know the earnings if you don't know the interest rate?

>>56877324
Canon is supposedly set up to compete with them.

>>56877315
I mean for calls on save is that a safe date

>>56877304
P/E ratio doesn’t mean shit if the company is growing revenue up the ass and spending it on expanding. You’re confusing value with growth.
Ideally you’d find a stock with both

>>56877344
>Ideally you'd find a stock like SHOT
ftfy

>>56877351
i have another investment you might be interested in

>>56877335
>Canon is supposedly set up to compete with them.
canon can't even manage to compete with iphone cameras

>>56877324
I'm intrigued. As a financial advisor, do you suggest I buy some of this ASML? Are the Dutch to be trusted?

>>56876743
this looks so comfy

SAVE sisters I’m getting worried the buyout might not happen

>>56877382
Who said anything about cameras?

>>56877135
Most likely, yes. DoJ's entire argument revolves around Spirit existing as a uniquely competitive ULCC, and that they must remain a ULCC to keep competition.
Except Spirit hasn't made a profit in 3 years..
There's also a side argument trying to claim that individual city pairs are unique markets, impossible for new airlines to enter, and removing a single competitor from a single route justifies antitrust. This claim is obviously retarded - those same budget travelers DoJ claims to be protecting are the type that would drive an hour to a cheaper airport, or accept an indirect flight every time if it means they save some money. I do that myself half the time I travel. I don't think Jetblue did the best job explaining quite how retarded this logic is. This is perhaps the one flaw in their defense.

The DoJ has repeatedly made it clear that they're unwilling to cooperate or approach a settlement in any capacity. The most likely outcome is that the merger will be approved with some small stipulations on basic economy seating and maintaining/divesting certain routes over certain timeframes. Things that Jetblue has already committed to, but have not been formally agreed upon as the DoJ refuses to come to the table.

The bigger risk at this point is that the DoT pull something insane and try to use their own limited authority to refuse to approve the merger, hanging it up in some licensing hell. However, technically they can't actually stop the merger from closing, and Jetblue could simply wait them out. Spirit will continue to exist as a brand for the next 4-5 years regardless.
DoJ themselves will have no room to appeal whatever decision is given before Jetblue would close the merger, and they'll have no recourse to appeal once the merger has already closed. You can't just unmerge. So whatever decision is provided here is effectively the final outcome.

>>56876771
BABA calls

c3 and gamestop on wednesday

Greetings sirs

I bought $10,000 in feb 23 VIX $17 calls last week

I see myself on a short path to suicide how about you

>>56877382
Canon vastly outcompetes iphone cameras, a fucking point and shoot from 2010 does, but goyim only view tiny resized photos on phone screens and have no tap/pinch to zoom on their "apps" (enforced equality, masks for the beautiful) so the difference is rendered invisible. Even though larger sensor collect many times more light and real detail, not shaky looking AI sharpening and denoise smears, the extra quality becomes too small to see on what is becoming the only computing device private citizens will be allowed to own soon. You need a macbook pro to appreciate a decent camera, at least. This may be desired, because "real cameras" dont have any AI editing at all, and are proof machines. The government does not want anyone to generate proof except for the government. And "real computers" let you escape digital walled gardens and find the content you want, not the content they want you to see, and god forbid, create some yourself.
>no one NEEDS a computer
>you are going to use that to STEAL from HARD WORKING NETWORK EXECUTIVES by violating INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY laws and bypass censors to view EXTREMIST DISINFO!
>Extremist disinfo: Civilian casualties in gaza reach new high

What canon can't compete with is the portability of iphone cameras because of physics. You can not make a high quality camera that is the size of a phone.

But yknow, conspiracy theory aside, canon has businesses other than cameras

>>56877413
it comes down to a simple question: do you believe computer chips will become more complex in the next years, and if yes, do you believe that demand will increase?

>>56877452
>words words words
the point of the comparison was that canon can seethe and try as hard as they want, they aren't even able to be a market leader in the field they specialize in as opposed to ASML

>>56877445
thanks anon.
guess I might buy in and then simply not look at the stock and hope it merges.

this chart is supposed to help with shorting stocks / etfs by looking at the implied volatility premium / discounts. anyone know how to read this fucking thing?

>>56877493
stop paying hedgeye

>Mastercard, $MA, has launched Shopping Muse, an AI-powered shopping assistant, per TC

kek lmao in before that AI becomes self aware and starts stealing credit cards for itself lol

>>56877493
close it and learn to trade price action. its very simple. higher highs and higher lows are an uptrend, and lower lows with lower highs are a downtrend. it really is that simple, regardless of what anyone else says here.

>>56876762
Earnings after the bell too. Gonna be explosive, one way or another.

>>56877493
>muh volatility
>muh 500 iq plays predicting ocean currents affecting stock market prices of indonesian fishing companies traded in us based ETFs

don't overthink it anon. options are just gambling based on feefees. all you need to do is realize this
>thing happen
>feefees will be good? buy call
>feefees will be bad? buy put
then either one of those happens. if you're good at predicting feefees, you make gains. if not, you might be a robot

>U.S. job openings dropped in October to the lowest level since early 2021, per Reuters

Meanwhile layoffs are happening everywhere. Didn't Spotify just laid off 25% of their fucking workforce in 2023 alone?

>>56877552
Tech has been laying off people all year and closing buildings.

>>56877560
bullish
line only go up

>>56877008

>>56877552
you have to understand that THEY lie with statistics and numbers all the time.

>>56877574
I mean real tech, not an advertising company masqurading as a social media app.

>>56877560
>Tech has been laying off people all year and closing buildings.
stopped already

>>56877585
It hasn't stopped.

>>56877585
SPOT sissies...

Line must go up

>>56877527
>stop paying hedgeye
i got it from a buddy, i didnt pay
>>56877534
>lose it and learn to trade price action
volatility determines price action most of the time. getting volatility right usually gets you the price action right

>>56877608
volatility is noise. literally. just zoom out if price action looks choppy and take a longer trade with trend.

>>56877367
Look Saftey Shot is both, safe & effective, while headon was marketed to people who wear their pants on their head.

>Pending home sales drop to a record low, even worse than during the financial crisis, per CNBC

big short 2.0

Why do jews hate pepsi so much? Literally on the cusp of beat coca cola, just had a great earnings report, huge resistance, you could buy it on a dip RIGHT NOW. Yet the jews are trying all their power to make sure it doesnt happen.

https://fortune.com/2023/11/13/pepsi-marketcap-coca-cola-biggest-beverage-snack-company/#:~:text=PepsiCo%20is%20on%20course%20to,better%20part%20of%20two%20decades.

>>56877744
yeah b-b-but there's a shortage of supply! this means that even if nobody is buying the price still goes up! r-r-right?!

Have the Jews squeezed the system too greedily? Is that what’s happening? Lots of things are looking shaky.
Also congress wasted nearly 4 days discussing how to stop antisemitism in college, lol.

kek, TSLA baggies

>>56877760
>They'll just import illiterate Africans to buy them.

>>56877776
Biden just signed a ban on Jews from entering the country. Hence the bad housing numbers.

>>56877653
>volatility is noise
if it's non-trending, sure. if it's trending then you need to be aware of that

>>56877756
Pepsi is a Taoist inspired company and that region of china has been exporting large quantities of rice to Gaza in exchange for sex slaves routed through Turkmenistan
You should really be keeping up with this kind of stuff

>>56877825
At least under the definitions I've seen volatility *is* the non-trend part of the price.

i think two stops were hit when i was at work.

oof

>>56877832
How many shares do you need to buy to get a sex slave?

>>56877756
They dared to make a cola that wasn't brown.

>BTC at 43
>No pump in miner stocks

what do i do here? buy a shit ton of weeklies?

>>56877450
These companies owe me sex

>>56877876
If you buy pallets of Pepsi from Home Depot there is a Pepsi rewards code between the cardboard corrugating and the exterior layer you just redeem online. Which is why the shares don’t reflect it. Likely shareholder lawsuit in the future

how do i go back in time and buy btc?

Seattle bros, are our investments going to be washed away in the flooding?

>>56877938
Instead of fucking your mom like in BTTF you convince her to drink while she’s pregnant. It’s the only way you stay in the trade

>>56877938
>tfw i remember tinkering around with bitcoin mining in 2013 back when i was a teenager
what could have been...

How much does the observer effect affect my portfolio performance?

>>56876832
dip?? this is the opposite of a dip. this is a rip. small difference in spelling, big difference in reality

BABA bros we are so fucking back!

MAG7 goes up, I sell my holdings. Simple as.

>>56877938
>>56877964
Man I feel guilty about ignoring crypto by just knowing BTC existed in 2011/12 because of Ron Paul era /pol/ and then again with Ulbricht's arrest.

>>56878012
Zoom out

>>56878012
Remember that Ali Baba is closely associated with thieves and the number 40.

This is financial advice.

>>56878051
I, I,,, I can't.

Is this a joke?
only the MAG 7 are up

>>56878047
>Man I feel guilty about ignoring crypto by just knowing BTC existed
don't worry anon, there's a thing like this for every decade. and crypto will also go down, because it has no real use case.

>man i feel guilty about ignoring apple and microsoft
>man i feel guilty about ignoring amazon, facebook and google
>man i feel guilty about ignoring crypto, tesla etc.
>man i feel guilty about ignoring nvidia and gme and amc
repeat ad nauseam

>>56878085
Time to load up on FNGD.

>>56878085
False: my KO is up.

>>56878085
It's a scam. hedgies trapped in there desperate for new liquidity

>>56878100
>because it has no real use case.
It's been around for a decade and people still post this...

>>56878105
KO is up 0.1%

>>56878105
>>56878128
Alright but how are KOF and COKE doing?

>>56878105
>>56878128
and COKE is up almost 2%

>>56878128
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56878140
I don't invest in outdated fighting games nor meme energy sources.

>>56878100
>nvidia and gme and amc
At least crypto has extrinsic value as a medium of exchange for what are essentially self hosted banks.

>>56878160
Anon, KOF and COKE are Coca-Cola spinoff stocks. And, apparently, beating KO today.

>finally reached 200 shares of VT

>>56878184
I was being facetious. Can you not tell? Also who gives a shit I'm not a daily options gambler.

>>56878105
>>56878128
>>56878160
KO will flip NVDA

>>56878199
Sorry about that. I just want someone to play them well and mog KO Boomer on his home turf.

IM NOT GONNA LIE
ILL NOT BE A GENTLE MAN
BEHIND THE BOAT HOUSE
ILL SHOW YOU MY DARK SECRET

today i slurped tech. umad?

>>56878123
Name a use case right now anon. You have 5 seconds or the screen youre using explodes. One thing that a marketable crypto token that exists today is actually useful for that isn’t already done by a product that isn’t also a pyramid scam

>>56878229
Stabilizing the finances of the nation of El Salvador.

Also it's handy for inflationary third world shitholes like Nigeria, Egypt, Turkey, and the 2030's US.

>>56878212
Fair enough. Also I don't play that ADR shit anyway.

>>56878226
>slurped
>tech is green
anon you supposed to buy low sell high

I have done a bit of research and I am wondering your take on JEPI as a safe place to store a chunk of money with gaining some returns on the investment. By returns I mean a small portion of income. I am open to reinvesting some of the dividends as well. Mainly I want to store a bunch of money with little involvement and at least have it do something more than a 4-5% interest rate sitting in the bank. Do you think this is a good option, and if not, what would you do?

>>56878254
VOO with dividends reinvested. Covered call selling ETFs are a statistical loser.

>>56878243
>something that isn’t done by an existing product that isn’t a pyramid scheme
Also levering your treasury with a 485.36 beta to S&P, 7x daily vol of gold and major forex product isn’t “stabilizing” anything

>https://youtu.be/xGd1QHXYsmQ?si=6IO5oFeN4uDHbg36

Seems like China has a shitload of restaurants shutting down lately

>>56878248
check the morning opening

>>56878267
post the order

>>56878085
my god, its like looking at the Nifty Fifty but somehow even worse.

>>56878260
>Covered call selling ETFs are a statistical loser.
Do you have a source or a study on this? I would like to know more.

You would choose VOO over a leveraged ETF?

>>56878264
Can you give me a TLDW?

>>56878315
shits fucked

>>56878291
long term i.e. not watching the stock to buy and sell, anything leveraged can easily get turbo fucked
pic related is for unleveraged shit, leveraging it makes it way worse

>>56878291
If you can handle the volatility and lower yield, yeah, SSO or UPRO or whatever is the way to go. Assuming you believe in America.

>>56878263
Everything is a pyramid scheme relative to its "real" value. Gold is a pyramid scheme on top of a couple industrial uses. 99% of dollar usage is a pyramid scheme on top of paying the IRS. Every company paying less than 100% of its market cap in dividends is a pyramid scheme.

An uncensorable medium of exchange and unit of account with a predefined inflation schedule *is* underlying value.

>>56878326
bro not my house special chicken.

>>56877027
Let me slurp that real quick

>>56878123
>It's been around for a decade and people still post this...
That's exactly why they post it lmfao. 10 years of the internet being around caused literally every single company that used the word "internet" and "computers" get free near infinite funding. And every SINGLE relevant company frantically made a website and set up servers.

What do we see for crypto? Sure, some.companies tried into meme Blockchain projects, but most of them still won't touch it even with a 10ft pole. The opposite actually, anything novel that had Blockchain or crypto mentioned or baked in somehow, is destined to fail every single time because you fucking KNOW they couldnt come up with anything useful for the product so they had to throw in a few buzzwords

>>56878338
Since there is a change on rates on the horizon, is TMF an even better place to park the money over Nasdaq or SP500 based ETFs?

>>56878336
>>56878291
To follow up, in 2020 the S&P went down by 30%. In a 2x leveraged etf you'd have lost 60%, and 3x you'd lose 90%

Shit irreversibly fucks you

When the MAG7 leaves the market will it look the same way they left San Francisco?

I just got a happy holidays email from the CEO of Fidelity

>>56878393
Is the stock market full of homeless schizo niggers?

>>56878372
>10 years of the internet being around caused literally every single company that used the word "internet" and "computers" get free near infinite funding.
Depending how you date things, it took about 20-30 years from ARPANET to the dot com bubble.

>What do we see for crypto? Sure, some.companies tried into meme Blockchain projects, but most of them still won't touch it even with a 10ft pole. The opposite actually, anything novel that had Blockchain or crypto mentioned or baked in somehow, is destined to fail every single time because you fucking KNOW they couldnt come up with anything useful for the product so they had to throw in a few buzzwords
BTC's a hedge against monetary collapse, something like ETH is that plus some computing ability and way to enforce neutral property rights. *That* won't have a use case until we see some serious communist action and state collapse.

>>56878381
Do you want to lend Janet Yellen, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris money? On margin?

>>56878382
Although to be fair, you would have to be spectacularly retarded to go all-in at the top when we'd all known about the pandemic for months.

>>56878420
About 30% or so IIRC.

>>56878437
I'm smart enough to admit I'm an idiot and don't have time to spend babysitting this shit. I'd rather just slowly build an empire of stocks than trying to buy and sell against people with degrees in this shit and Shecklesburg with his bloomberg terminal

>>56878453
Yeah I think that's what the Q3 reports said.

Another day making 600 bux after tax and shitposting on 4chan
Take the healthcare pill anons

>>56877382
A G9X mogs any iPhone, mostly on zoom and night shots
>1" sensor
>much bigger optics
simple as

It's just that no one wants an ultracompact anymore because an iPhone is good enough

>>56878420
is that the result of effective altruism?

>>56878483
what happens to healthcare stocks once they repeal obamacare?

>>56878254
Put like 20-30% in SVOL (which has market risk) and leave the rest in money markets. Should be close to the returns of something like JEPI when the market is up a with less downside risk

>>56878421
>BTC's a hedge against monetary collapse
cryptotards love to parrot this yet they fundamentally don't understand that something like monetary collapse doesn't exist any more than a crypto collapse would exist kek

>>56878463
My point is some Shekelstein-type Black Monday 1987 type flash crashing runs into circuit breakers and dip slurpers. Which means all you really gotta watch out for over long time horizons are those slow moving 2020-type trainwrecks.

Same for niggers buying 3 houses in 2007 or your dipshit cousin shilling CSCO in 2000.

>>56878338
Gold is mainly used for jewelry dipshit

>>56878338
If you’re comparing a company like Berkshire Hathaway to bitcoin and saying they’re both pyramid schemes because Berkshire only does buyback you are retarded and shouldn’t be managing your own money

>>56878499
>something like monetary collapse doesn't exist

>i am sharing a thread with retards who think volatility doesn't matter
>just zoom out bro
now we know why 60% of options expire worthless

>>56878291
>Do you have a source or a study on this? I would like to know more.
For empirical evidence, just look at the long term trend of any CC ETF vs the hnderlying index. They all tend to lag.
For a logical explanation, it's the same drag concept that LETFs suffer. Through regular rebalancing to maintain exposure, they tend to buy back CCs at a loss, and sell when they are in profit (cheap). Buy high, sell low. This is by design.

>>56878085
>Mag7 +1.36%
>Shit&Poop 493 -0.46%
lmao

>>56878519
>Apple buys back Apple stock
>Berkshire buys Apple
>Berkshire buys back Berkshire stock

>>56877063
What's your strike?

>>56878509
Which pajeets and niggers buy as... a store of value. Aka a pyramid scheme.

>>56878519
There's no way to get your money out other than pawning it off onto a bigger fool paying a higher price. Aka a pyramid scheme (by the seething nocoiner definition).

Boughed 1 share of my beloved
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
just now. I already solded the 1 share I bought a few days ago.

A guy comes in asking for a place to “store a chunk of money that will do a little more than the bank” and you guys start suggesting SSO

>>56878533
No it’s not whatsoever it’s the exact opposite. A covers call etf reduces exposure and gets paid for it. The individual writing strategy varies too much to classify them as a group

>>56878523
go on then, enlighten us how it would happen. bonus round: replace "money" with crypto and see if it sounds any different

Is the jobs report on thursday?

PLEASE RESPOND

OIL IS GAY

>>56878543
You’re a straight up fucking retard

>>56878585
I'm balls deep in call options on long duration us bonds

another day of absolutely nothing

>>56878576
Sure, here you go: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/currency/tryusd

>>56878570
https://invezz.com/news/2023/11/27/boil-etf-stock-an-expensive-way-to-lose-your-money/

Just sold BOIL as I don't think it has a good outlook.

>>56878584
ADP tomorrow, jobless claims Thursday: https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

Im pretty sure xcel energy is going to have a huge earnings miss.

Just saying. Ive gotten blown out a lot recently so...

>>56878584
It's already happened. We slid down to 8.7 mil in october well below the estimate. This is the lowest level since march 2021. this is a decline of 617,000 or 6.6% brown down the ratio of openings to available workers down to 1.3 to 1. few months ago it was 2 to 1. and pre-pandemic was 1.2 to 1.

>>56878570
>>56878606
BOIL pumped from June to November. That was the BOIL bull season. Now it is KOLD on the cob time.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56878625
>this is a decline of 617,000 or 6.6% brown down the ratio of openings to available workers down to 1.3 to 1. few months ago it was 2 to 1. and pre-pandemic was 1.2 to 1.
>trust us, the economy really is pumping!

>>56878606
kick ass, BLESSED

>>56878640
I took an enormous amount of profit today. I might go buy a donut.

>>56878574
>The individual writing strategy varies too much to classify them as a group
They all sell downside vol. They all rebalance. They all suffer drag due to the systemic nature of this activity.
The downside exposure tends to be equivalent to 100% net long leverage of the index represented.

Be honest, you have no clue what you're talking about and just wanted to feel smart by telling someone they're wrong.

>>56878640
>+0.69%

>>56878640
Shit, but still ahead.

>>56878629
I expect NATGAS might go a lot lower, maybe into the 2.50s or even 2 and a little under. I still wouldn't play it either way right now because it has already DROOPED way too far to confidently join the KOLD KALL KLAN. I've already lost so much I don't give a fuck if a single share goes to zero though so I'm just holding enough to not be a NO BOIL NIGGER.

>>56878620
I fuckin hate those guys.

t. posting powered by Xcel Energy

>>56876743
>here's your konichiwa waifu anime lootbox.

Another day of SPX not breaking July high

>>56878640

>>56878597
>https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/currency/tryusd
so why havent the turkish people switched to bitcoin if its such a great solution?

>>56878707
Based emotional energy conserver

>>56878264
Short gutter oil and lean dogs

>>56878640
+$166

>>56878085
>mfw FAGMAN keeping the ponzi afloat

Well since my SPXL got liquidated and I didn't want to sit in all cash waiting for a red month, I decided to max out my margin on SPY and start selling weekly calls ATM today. Last time I stepped into margin-land I got my account restricted, so we'll see how well things go this time...

>>56878717
Many of them have. Something like over 10% of Turks have crypto, which is insane for any pyramid scheme (outside of 1997 Albania).

>>56878760
SPXLanon, are you going to upgrade? https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/05/theres-now-a-juiced-up-way-to-get-4-times-the-return-of-the-sp-500-but-it-comes-with-many-risks.html

>>56878640
Minus ONE DOLLAH AND FITTY FIE CENT
but muh BOIL I just boughted is up a few cent. FCG and FTXN are doing a little sufffering.

the glowies think i don't see their after hours climate scam orders. ticker: TAN

>*coffee mug falls out of my hand and shatters on the ground*

>>56878812
use log scale, you stupid nigger

>>56878640
Like -0.5% my man (unrealized)

>>56878872
That dude almost passes bust I still wouldn't because traps are gay. What are you down on there? At least that KO hedged it a little.

>>56878640
I'm not checking.

>>56878910
From my /tv/ shitposting folder. I'm like heavily overweight aerospace, but they've had a good last few weeks so I ain't even mad.

>>56878776
>XXXX
Don't tempt me with a good time here! I will honestly think about it if selling CCs on leverage on SPY also proves disastrous.

>>56878930
He DOES NOT almost pass there. Ah yes, you've already GAAN some, can't just keep on GAAN and GAAN.

>>56878985
The hell we can't.

>>56878985
>>56878997
GAAN would be such a wonderful ticker for a 3x Bull Aerospace ETF.

The bear would be... RTRD?

Drinking everyday since he left. I miss him so much. I'm also back to Jan 2023 financially speaking... Why even live?

>>56879013
>RTRD
lmao

>>56879013
>RTRD
that should be the ticker for /smg/

>>56879023
You got to live long enough for Biden to institute a ban on Jews from entering the USA.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-action-israel-us-extremist-west-bank-settlers-105393589

>>56879013
Good call. Bear might even be RBIB (Richard Bronson is Broke).

>>56878935
you're collecting ~8% premium on a ATM call 1 year out, and i assume you're paying about 8% in margin fees. what are you seeing with the strategy that i'm not?

>>56879050
I can't believe they're banning hundreds of settlers and their families. I mean, really, in this day and age the US is conducting airstrikes against thousands of innocent Israelis? Horrifying.

>>56879013
>RTRD
best etf ever

>>56879050
Too bad the greatest Zionists settled a long time ago.

>>56879023
Bro we told you not to fuck with Poemanon.

Nice sequential get on the S&P500

>>56879050
>extremist west bank
>settlers
0 days without jewish tricks

>>56879097
I never "fucked" with him. I was his biggest admirer. I feel like I lost a part of me since he left...

What should my biweekly buy be? UPRO or VOO? $1k every 2 weeks

HOOD bros rise up
>>56879195
SSO

>>56879097
I fucked with him, I gave him not a single (You).

>>56879203
Yep, that shit GAAN, Cathie boughted more and they had over a bil in deposits Nov.

>>56876968
I'm very sorry to be the one to tell you this, anon.
But that is going to require extreme violence.
Bugoids don't want to automate because that requires spending. Spending means the president of the company makes less and thsta a no-go.
Even putting a piece of plastic, metal, or even cardboard at an angle to orientated the boxes is too much for them.
You can see they didn't even bother to get the right belt because those 2 are not lined up and a quarter of the boxes are flipping over.

OJ bros getting murdered

>>56878699
Checked.

Well, at least theyre losing about 2 GW of power (or around 4 billion kwh this quarter) from having one of their nuclear plants down. They charge something like 10 cents per kwh so that should equate to a pretty substantial loss for them. Maybe enough to put them in the red this quarter.

If so, puts are super fucking cheap bc utilities have such a low implied volatility.... could be a real fucking lottery ticket.

>>56876743
I love MCD stock, it just goes up but by bit, every day for dacades

>>56878640
Flat
>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed. The file field has been cleared.
Wut?

whats this pattern called? How will they survive without rate cuts?

>>56879346
All hot men and women should be forced to dress like this

>oil bulls
lol

>>56879393
Man I haven't eaten at an MCD in years...

Another day. Another day of taking profit!. Sold my JBlu shares and walked with green stuffed in a bag. (Then watched as the stock dipped right after). Gonna sell my VZ on friday, the stock's been on a nice upswing lately, and walk with that profit stuffed in another baggie. As to what I'll do with all that green, well I'm still kicking round a few things. KO shares are still "cheap" (historically anytime the yield was over 3% you were in luck) so might bag more of them. Might toss some more into SWPPX. Might just do nothing at all with it and leave it sitting.

>>56879561
I had a fill-ayo-fish the other day. They're still pretty good

>>56879593
The one near me had terrible service last time I went. I got stuck int he drive thru for like 20 minutes, and all I wanted was a double quarter lber
Also, as usual, their milkshake machine was broken

>>56879560
Didn't see oil slurp Anon make comment today. Last I saw he hit it at ~74.

Anons, do you think working at an investment banking firm in IT will be long term more profitable than buying stocks?

>>56879604
Well what did you expect for under $10? A cooked to order burger made with pride by an American citizen?

>>56879560
I think there will be a massive squeeze in oil when everyone shorting because of the recession realizes that this time is different and oil will not act how it typically acts in recession because of the climate scam. this is not financial advice

>>56879637
What it does is provide you consistent income you can use towards buying stocks. Then again they may enforce some legal cuckoldry where they get to see your whole account and monitor your trades.

>>56879667
No I only expected it to be fast... like the term "fast food" implies. Around me, WEN and KFC are the only fast food locations that reliably fast 90+% of the time. JACK is also mostly reliable too. MCD is the worst. Everything else is somewhere in the middle.

>>56878504
this will never ever happen, the FED jews will just print 10 more trillion dollars and bail out everyone, that is the multinational corporations, not the people, just like they did during the covid crash and silicon valley bank crash. we live in a post-free market economy

>>56878504
>2020-type trainwrecks.
2020 was a literal nothingburger, the market recovered immediately after 4 months. Let's measure severity by time to recover not "how low does line go down" because that's irrelevant if it immediately goes up again

>bitcoinfags getting uppity again
But damn I can't help but to admire that bloody bull run. I still think all these e-coins are a scam but somehow big bloody whales are putting a lot of liquidity into them.
Oh well, we still have NVDA which outperform bitcoin with ease. And man oh man I am looking forward to Broadcom's earnings

>>56879289
kek I will laugh if fucking orange juice of all things is the canary in the coal mine for a stock market crash

>>56879449
Hang on let me see if it was just that browser or something else

>>56879825
k just that browser. Good to know. Evidently Hiro has an issue with mobile Brave.

>>56879805
>2020 was a literal nothingburger
Fed tripled the entire US monetary supply that has existed for centuries in a matter of MONTHS to pull off the Le Epic V. We haven't even begun to see how bad the trainwreck is.

>>56879346
...Yeah, I'm gonna need a sauce on that my man.

>>56879871
>Fed tripled the entire US monetary supply

>>56879065
I don't have any calls expiring 1 year out. The SPY calls expire on Friday, and the SPXL call was a fuckup but at least it only expires in January (I saw a lot of 1s in the option symbol and thought it was for november)

>>56879289
it was super high so yeah what'd you expect

>>56879871
spy is 50% up from before 2020 crash, none of the jews went bankrupt, demonic entitled boomers didn't lose everything because jerome bailed their retirements out. it was a nothingburger. the US markets will never crash because they will lie and cheat their way through anything and fuck over honest people trying to make a buck in the markets.

why is it allowed that all of the gains are in 7 evil multinational megacorporations that should have been broken up in 7 pieces each with antitrust lawsuits like 20 years ago? the only way to make money is to buy the fagman stocks. why can boomers passively invest into ETFs but actual effort into stock picking only gets punished because the jews in the US government have allowed a few satanic corporations to consolidate the entire US economy into themselves and when they falter they get bailed out because they're so big the US would fall if they were treated like they should? it's criminal.

>>56879883
Google is telling me Amanda Trivizas. Plenty of ehem less than clothed action available on the internet. Pretty standard, nothing really special

>>56879484
>whats this pattern called?
box of tangled strings

>>56879679
the problem with that logic is that the underinvestment thesis is falling apart in real time with every monster build. and these builds are happening as OPEC is repeatedly cutting. global spare capacity keeps increasing and oil bulls can only repeat their mantra of "underinvestment".

>>56879948
i know you dont, but what i'm saying is that if you look at Dec 2024 SPY at the money calls trading at $37, then divide by current SPY price it's $456, which is 8%. it'd cost about 8% in margin fees to hold SPY for a year, so if it stays flat or goes down you don't make any money. your calls are shorter timeframe but the premium is less to reflect that. all im saying is that it doesn't seem to make sense to sell SPY covered calls on SPY that you're paying margin for.

>>56878085
yeah, it's a joke

>>56879958
Thanks bro

>>56879679
>>56880005
>Trading commodities
>Ever

>Sudden Spike In SOFR Hints At Mounting Reserve Shortage, Early Restart Of QE

is this the real reason why the mag 7 stocks have been rallying? Investors see the cracks in the dam getting bigger?

>>56880012
Well keep in mind I'm retarded, I was long SPXL and bought it at the top, so factor that in to whatever calculations you're running.
I'm paying 12% margin fees on $222k-ish, which is $27k-ish/year, which is $74.50/day. But I sold 10 calls for $2,650 which is enough to pay for 35 days of margin interest. BUT I get to sell new sets of calls every, week, assuming SPY doesn't crater. So the math works out how I'm running it.

Holy shit
>Tony in the studio today
I'm thinking we're back

>>56879871
Based youtube doomer podcast creator

>>56879679
>oil will not act how it typically acts in recession
Right. Look what it did during Great Recession, and why.

Stack Tupperware. Do it. Do it now.

>>56880165
And on the 41st day...

>>56880161
>But I sold 10 calls for $2,650 which is enough to pay for 35 days of margin interest.
right but you really only are collecting half (to pay for margin) of that since your SPY position is half non-margined funds. not saying it's a bad strategy or anything i sell calls myself but i was just trying to figure out the math on the levered component.

>>56879821
>the great OJ squeeze
Would make a fitting end to clown world

>>56877063
I added another 4k in shares to my position (cost basis before was about 12.50). Seems to be a good bet, hoping it pays off. How long do we expect a verdict to take now that closing arguments are done?

>>56880220
pyrex is superior in every way

>>56879393
Heard a rumor McDick's is pushing the Starbuck's boycott to steal white girl coffee spending for their new Cosmc's.

I choose to believe that is 100% true.

>>56879737
>>56879805
Exactly. Ride the QE tiger. Buy XXXX today.

>>56880165
Yeah, it was good to see him back.

>>56880324
https://twitter.com/David_Slotnick/status/1732071615393878233

>>56878291
>Do you have a source or a study on this? I would like to know more.
Selling 30 delta covered calls against a SPX position (BXMD) outperforms since CBOE started tracking it. But it's easier to buy and hold, especially with tax implications.


>You would choose VOO over a leveraged ETF?
I think a combination of VOO and SSO for 1.5x leverage is fairly safe. Especially if you DCA into both long term. Or QQQ and QLD.

Welp buying a house soon it looks like.
Not with my profits (I don't have those)
But with the fact I have finally capitulated and accepted the idea I will spend the next year waging as well and I fucking hate living in an apartment. Shitheads two years ago brought in bedbugs and I haven't had a good night's sleep since. Goddamn I hate poor people.
I wanted to move to the coast.

QUOTE
I WANT YOU TO BUY BA
IT'S ABOUT TO REALLY TAKE OFF
END QUOTE
JIM CRAMER JUST NOW ON MAD MONEY

Hmm if the legislature does everything in the report as outlined holy fuck by 2025 my salary would be almost x2 it's current amount. That's take home, after taxes,etc. Fuck.. I can see it now. KO shares being bagged like crack. SWWPX getting fatter by the month. Then the last line of the report; resumption of 5% annual pay hikes. So that'd be 11 years of my salary going up 5%. (along with my pension)

>>56880649
Is being the only company a qualification that makes you a good company by default?

baking

>>56880669
>he didn't check the catalog

>>56880693
I made that thread
>>56880662
>>56880662
>>56880662
banked

>>56880649
BA is the only MIC stock that's green this year. Big sign to load up on NOC LMT RTX and short BA.

>>56880714
Too soon Jr

>>56876743
1 out of 6 boxes tipping over sideways sometimes when they transfer to the 2nd belt must get really infuriating. i would think, surely we can adjust this fucking belt?

>>56880775

That job could be automated with a piece of metal guiding the boxes, but the chink government demands a certain amount of dogshit jobs exist to employ their people.
The very definition of make work scenario.

>>56880775
meh. cost of replacing/altering the belt > just making the wagie pick it up.

>>56880796
true. making people do useless work for their paycheck is arguably even worse than just sending them ubi.

>>56880714
BOOMP

>>56879346
when I make it I will buy a boat

>>56880886
They're cheaper than you think.

I bought the iRobot i5+ vacuum/mop combo. It’s sweet

>>56881038
true, a small used monohull sailing yacht can cost about as much as a car, but I’m talking about something a little more substantial. but if I never /make it/ then I could probably settle for something like that.