/biz/ - Business & Finance

>me in the back

girl on the left is a free thinker, I bet she doesn't buy crypto

>>56878031
>This is where I eject my fecal waste, look

>>56878031
no coiners can't stop themselves from seething at crypto in literally every thread regardless of the topic

>>56877991
For me, it's 6.

>>56877991
Actually a pretty based idea.

>>56878053
I'm just mad this is a 99.99% crypto board. It should be at most 20%.

>>56877991
>/biz
Newfag

>>56878005
Imagine how tiresome it would be having to deal with a boat full of whores, having them pose for pictures to take, consuming all your resources, just in the hopes of fucking one or two of them. Just thinking about it makes me feel stressed.

>>56878061
It should be a 100% crypto board because it was created to get bitcoin discussion off of /g/, newfag.

>>56878059
1000 users at $1000/month is $12M revenue per year
sell at peak hype for a valuation of $50M to some Jew
>>56878072
less than 3 hours spent for a high guarantee orgy
one hour to take to the middle of the ocean
drink, swim and sex
return to marina

>>56878086
Its /biz/, not /cry/. Checkm8

>>56877991
>all that money and he only gets chestlets
>still has to be their photographer like a simp
bleak
maybe I should have made fitness my hobby

implicat.io

>>56878043
>very nice indeed
>See this rod? It's where I pee from
>Now lick it like a good girl

>>56877991
images like this make me want to go back in time to when I was in my late teens to mid 20's and just fuck EVERYTHING with a pussy.

I was a handsome guy and I had access to probably 90% of women and so sexo and things came very easily and I was snobby about it. I didn't even chase hot girls, I chased "interesting" ones and then dated them. I fucked a lot of girls when I was drunk but always felt gross about it the next day.

But now I am 40 and married with kids and I'll literally never be able to do what I never did do. Fuck. Everything. With. A. Pussy.

I should have woken up in the morning and made it a goal EVERY day to fuck something with a pussy and I would have been able to do it and I wouldn't be sitting here now looking at images of trashbags wishing I could wrap my dick with them.

This of course all financially speaking.

& OP it's a good app, you could use blockchain/smart contracts to do it.

We can call it "Soft Serve"

>>56878322
I feel your pain but take a look at the bright side, you could have gotten an STD or gotten a whore pregnant and then getting yourself enslaved into child support. Even so you can still get 20y/o pussy, just get the yacht.

>>56877991
>YACHT CONNEEEEECT!

>>56878322
Yes, as the degenerate, sex-starved reminiscer said, it would be a great idea to immutably tie yacht owners to useless whores via the blockchain and make an tamperproof record of their communication. A blockchain is the perfect data structure for documenting such arrangements. If only Ashley Madison had thought of this, so many problems could have been avoided. It would be even cooler if you sold ENS names with a variety of personal information that your customers could use and used a Mapbox API to document the location of each user in real time on the blockchain so people could track their location.

>>56878322
stoopid hylic coomer, get a grip.

>>56877991
I have a terrible urge to push them all in the water then run them over with my yacht

>>56878406
fucking kek, underrated.

>>56877991
shark chum

If I was on that yacht, as soon as I cum I would want nothing to do with them and kick them off.

>>56878276
Mentally ill KIKE incel

either 4 or 6 based on the hips. Need to see the huls before further evaluation can be completed

>>56877991
>chestlets
>asslets

Even money can't stop simp losers being losers with bad taste

Is that really considered a yacht? I thought I needed a much bigger boat to have an ocean orgy, I need to do some shopping

>>56877991
461532

>>56878388
my sides have left the orbit

>>56877991
135642

>>56878005
Me on the left offscreen

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>56877991
Why do women love yachts so much? is it to just be degens in sea to not be seen by anyway? is it just because money? can i score insta thots if I buy a fishing ship and repaint it in white?

>>56879266
boats are massive sinkholes money flies into
women find this very erotic for whatever reason

>>56877991
I have never even touched a woman.

Me off screen in a kayak drinking beer loling at the skezers taking photos of the bimbos.

>>56879266
It's because they want to live a luxury lifestyle without doing any work at all. Have you ever seen a woman with her own yacht? The answer is no. Women are lazy hedonistic cunts.

>>56878992
Based hip noticer

>>56878992
>picrel
makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40x07sDTff8

>>56879266
boats are wealth

>>56877991
you can see their feet

this is all i want

>>56877991
whore on the left is my gf

>>56878005
>kek zoom in and dude on the back ACTUALLY look like a little smug Pepe

>>56877991
>he doesn’t know that my 34 foot centerhelm fishing boat is a certified yacht

Yes I support this

>>56877991
Yacht owners don’t need help getting chicks retards. Shows how much you know about target demo

>>56881875
that's not a yacht

>>56878153

>>56877991
a toothbrushing shop. like a barbershop where you get your teeth cleaned

Unironically a pretty based idea. Makes me think about getting my dad's boat fixed so that I can use it to get pussy

They all fuck black guys

>>56877991
creampie

>>56877991
3 4 1 2 5 6

I just want to be single again...

I used to love whores now I hate them

>>56877991
fuck prostitute make money?

The real blackpill is the girls rented the boat themselves, nobody around is fucking them, they're just paid to drive the boat and take pictures for instagram, completely soulless photo

6>4>3>5>1>2
Rolling for 6

>>56878072
>just in the hopes of fucking one or two of them

your ignorance is cute. yacht whore literally fight over who gets the boat owner's attention because that equals money and more importantly clout

>>56877991
already exists and its called ria.

Wait, isn't that Naomi Gold?

>>56878322
absolute state of coomers fucking kek.

>>56883021
brootal, they probably dont even enjoy sex and got tired of it at 22 since theyve been fucking nonstop since they turned 12. Its for the clout now

>>56877991
Someone posted every day about making money by having sex with a "lady of the night". Not sure if it took off.

>>56878072
>teehee anon i just clogged your toilet
>im getting seasick we need to go back to shore
Only virgins would think itd be remotely fun

>>56883285
>he doesn’t have a wagie ready on hands and knees to clean his toilet
Nigga they are boat owners, they can get someone to clean their asshole with their tongues, let alone the shitter

>>56878061
>I'm just mad
You're a faggot. Your parents should have aborted you.

>>56877991
What are women like this to actually spend time with? Other than being nice to look at, how's the conversation?

>>56884148
Makes you want to die unironically.

>>56884148
you have to understand that you are talking to a child. it can be frustrating at times but it can also be fun.

>>56884273
me in 10 years

>>56884274
Fucking smug look pepe

>>56877991
The real bigbrainpill is that dude behind the slags set up a mirror on a separate yacht and he's taking a photo of the mirror