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It's my frens birthday who's a /biz/raeli Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:03:46 2023 No.56867763 [Reply] [Original]

I wanted to give him a gift, but I don't really have anything to give, so I was hoping we could surprise him and say Happy Birthday fren!
YGMI

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:30:24 2023 No.56868069 Happy Birthday fren!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:37:35 2023 No.56868149 File: 42 KB, 334x506, IMG_0643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56867763 HB buddy, hope you get raped with a cactus

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:53:11 2023 No.56868315 >>56867763 Happy fren day

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 01:44:41 2023 No.56869272 It's my birthday today but I don't know anybody irl that would do this for me :(

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 03:35:52 2023 No.56870083
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Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song
Happy Birthday
Now you're one year older
Happy Birthday
Your life still isn't over
Happy Birthday
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself
Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps
And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer
Happy Birthday
What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday
You're starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might
Happy Birthday
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy Birthday
How much more can you take
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 04:49:56 2023 No.56870585 Bumperino

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 04:56:48 2023 No.56870617 File: 213 KB, 640x372, 1698500144285479.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56867763

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 05:27:36 2023 No.56870777 >>56870617 Cute fren

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 07:33:43 2023 No.56871382 >>56870083 Hey fren this made me feel happy and then it made me feel sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 09:26:02 2023 No.56871840 File: 294 KB, 582x597, 1995153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56871382 Life is like that, but now you're happy! Fren! https://youtu.be/CdAZ79AhcfY

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