/biz/ - Business & Finance

I hope I have this problem next year

Post pics of machine.

Get out or tell some friend on fb to fuck or something she will probably say yes

Stop jacking off and see if it stops.

Oh wait, you can't.

>>5683095
Please tell me this is a trap

I have the same problem sometimes. Your dizziness is from staring at a monitor for too many hours in the day. You have to go outside and let your eyes adjust for a few hours a day.

I work 2 days a week and am off 5 days a week. My wife works 4/5 of those days which means i sit home and masterbate and watch crypto all day.

I usually feel like shit afterwards. Its very exhausting even though you arent actually doing anything physical.

>>5683132
>>5683150

Find an improv group. Participate.

I don't feel dizzy but getting some very annoying headaches since I started trading
Idk why is that

>>5683248
Pink Wojaks Disease

I do the same. I am starting to wonder what the neighbors think as they told my parents I never leave the house (living in my parents summer house) Going to move in a couple months and start a new way of living..

Start wearing orange glasses all day to block all the blue light. And stop Jacking off. Begin reading about a potential new interest instead.

>>5683150
It's so powerful. When I cum I start convulsing for maybe 20 seconds afterwards.

I cum so hard I want to puke sometimes. I don't think that's healthy.

Guys please post pictures.

>>5683301
What the fuck is that thing even?

>>5683301
what the fuck is that

>>5683301
Are you jerking off with some kind of eldritch spirit stone or something?

The fuck even is that thing

>>5683095
You are overdoing it, it's draining all your trace metals, nutrients, vitality. Your body will become accustomed to the frequent orgasms and then it becomes like a drug where you need more and more.

Learn how to delay gratification.

>>5683095
Awesome ID.

Anyway, why do you not buy a sexdoll and post a video fucking her here?

>>5683354
>>5683395
apparently this.
https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/twincharger-quick-jerk-off-22415182

>>5683301
I think I'm going to asphyxiate from laughter.

>>5683354
>>5683395
>>5683404
It's called the "nobra twin charger". It has two super powerful vibrators on each side. You put your dick in between and the vibrations are so strong that it can make you cum in under a minute.

>>5683301
get me in the screencap pls

>>5683301
GERMAN ENGINEERING

>>5683494
HOLY SHIT
Im fuggen ded!

>>5683095
step your fucking game up son you need to cum at least 5-6 times a day

>>5683301
what if that shit blows up on your dick and you cant it off cause it got a death grip on your cock

>>5683404
Holy kek same thing I thought

>>5683301
Kek. Reverse image searched + bookmarked

>>5683095
Slow down on the fap and start doing drugs to compensate.

So would you recommend buying it?

Vibrations kill nerve endings. Chances are people here no construction workers that have slight nerve damage in their hands from vibrations caused by drills.

>>5683727
>no
*Know, I need to cut down on my lsd intake

>>5683648
actually, this thing kind of cured me of doing drugs. I used to love doing adderall and jacking off because I could edge for hours and build up a super powerful orgasm which I couldn't achieve with normal jacking off, but this thing gives me an orgasm even more powerful than a speed induced edging masturbathon session. It's way less time and probably healthier (except for that I'm jacking off so much with it I feel like fainting)

>>5683663
Yes and no. It's... not making me a better person, I think.

Ok I'll buy that device, some lsd and will post my results.

In the off case that you're serious, OP...

Ejaculation is literally draining your life force. Constant ejaculation? You're fucking raping your energy reserves.

There's a reason that every ancient culture knew that the act of ejaculation was meant to be only used sparingly. Masturbation/sex/hedonism leads to weak men. Take a look at the men of our society as an example. We've been fed that (((masturbation))) is (((healthy and good for you, good goy)))

It's okay to do it once in a while, but fucking try and limit yourself. Go outside. Do something for your community (even if you have anxiety or mental issues or whatever). Get some exercise.

The way you are, you're going to be pulverized by nature, faggot.

If this isn't just a fake post, I'd suggest that if you use that thing too much whenever you have sex with an actual girl you're going to be disappointed. You're killing your sensitivity man.

>>5683727
I think that only applies to extremely powerful construction tools. Women masturbate with high powered vibrators all the time. This one was designed for men.

>>5683819
>There's a reason that every ancient culture knew that the act of ejaculation was meant to be only used sparingly.
Except the ancient Greeks and Romans.
Fuck off barbarian.

>>5683301
How many iota does it cost to make that thing jerk you off?

>>5683871
Vibrators do cause loss of sensitivity in women over prolonged use.

>>5683095
Why dont you buy some.premium escorts instead of masturbating like a pathetic beta? While youre at it, buy some quality roids too and get a decent haircut.

I've noticed without any kind of sexual release for a few weeks my immune system gets weaker...so this life force thing is bs

>>5683494
Holy shit. The Masturbation death machines were real! Holocaust Confirmed.

>>5683095
>All I do is masturbate,

then this is not your board

>>5683894
Yeah and where are they now?/

>>5683301
Where the fuck do you even put your dick in that thing?

>>5683957
This... with 800k OP could be getting top tier blowjobs3x a day and not even know he spent money..lmfao

>>5683572

>>5683095
So what kind of male masturbator is this? You got a link homie?

>>5684082
It's not closed

>>5683476
>>5683463
>>5683301
This makes me think he will never enjoy a female pussy ever again.

>>5683442
Get on a good multivitamin at least. Good magnesium supplement on top.

You may have an addiction op. Go ask those nofap guys about it. And get rid of that fucking devil machine Jesus Christ man.

>>5683819
I fapped 2-3 times a day for 2 years, was constantly drained, only got max. 80% hard even while watching extreme BDSM. I tries nofap multiple times but I just couldn't do it, the longest I went was 2 weeks.

Now I am microdosing psilocybe and have already gone 3 weeks, I feel much more energetic and much less perverse. I used to only think about extreme BDSM, hogties, gangbangs and breathplay, now when I get horny I think about cuddling with the girl from work.

I still have a semi-PIED though hope it will fix itself after some more time.

>>5683463
what the actual fuck

>>5683301
Happy new years Anon
also what the fuck

>>5683894
>Jerks his dick off like a fucking rabies-ridden animal
>Calls me the barbarian

>>5683200
its not
https://www.instagram.com/gemmatokyo/

>>5683804
I've never been able to cum on LSD. Never masturbated but tried to have sex a few times. It felt like it laster for hours, but I kept loosing my erection because I disasociated and my sexuality just kept dissapearing. It's weired not being able to remember what you are supposed to feel aroused by.

>>5684190
Where is the best place for getting psilocybe or lsd for microdosing.

I don't have any quality dealers in my area. Are there any good crypto markets left?

>>5683301
Haha happy new you you tremendous twat

>>5683975
I wouldn't go this far, but I have been ill a few times and a fap has actually helped end the flu / cold I had.

But it could also be argued that the virus/cold was feeding on your life force and by fapping you reduced your life force, starving out the virus/cold.

>>5684118
>top tier blowjobs3x a day
Whats that like 600 dollars a day? the machine basically paid for itself already.

>>5683095
If you are not tracking your trades prepare to get fucked under the new tax code by the irs. That should keep you busy enough to keep your hands off your dick.

You have been tracking your trades for the past week right anon?

>>5684347
how much is it?

>I've made way more money than I should have this year.
What would it take for you to send some of the excess my way? :)

>>5684355
Doesn't take effect til Jan 1, Everything before that is a like-trade

>>5684355
>taxing on crypto
only applies if you cash out

Anon hire me plz and i ll be ur porn dealer

take cold showers, mix hemp protein with almond milk and drink it, get some exercise, meditate

>>5683095
Semen retention is your friend

take iron and zinc

Congrats you made it financially but your still a sad sack of shit.

Today is a great day to change your life. Throw out your disgusting German jerk off machine and turn off the computer.

Get a gym membership and workout plan. Go hiking, read books, go out to a fancy restaurant once in a while.

When summer 2018 hits, buy a ticket around the world and see what the sights. Fuck backpacking swedish girls.

When you come back, your crypto will still be there and you'll probably be a millionaire.

>>5684364
No idea but I'm guessing less than 600 dollars and he can use it way more times a day than a hooker

>>5684355
Best part, Now that they have clarified that taxable event trading starts on Jan 1, everything before that is under the umbrella of my long term investment portofolio (haven't put a dollar in since 2013).

Not gonna work a day in 2018 and cash out for almost no taxes.

Ur time finding a good porn won't be waisted just my email: tryhidedie@gmail
Yeah i think my email name tells ur about ur future anon

>>5683301
How do you puke from an orgasm?

>>5684530

anon i feel you. stop masturbating and think about your health. you will lose social skills and sex morals and lose eyesight from constant masturbation and chemical imbalances. ask your doctor if you can get prescribed xanax and try getting some friends. money will only bring you comfort. not happiness.

>>5684529

>Get a gym membership and workout plan. Go hiking, read books, go out to a fancy restaurant once in a while.
>When summer 2018 hits, buy a ticket around the world and see what the sights. Fuck backpacking swedish girls.
>buy a ticket around the world and see what the sights.

Why does he have to do shit like this. Maybe he doesn't like hiking / reading. There are other ways to get healthy and acquire knowledge.

I get the feeling you are buying into the vision of what successful people are seen doing and not just doing what you enjoy.

I'm not saying this is the wrong approach, just that he should make sure its something he wants to do before he ends up spending a bunch of cash on shit that didn't make him happy.

>>5683095
https://discord.gg/34s7H9F

Join discord and have fun with us boyo it's games and crypto

>>5683095
>>5683301
Now just hold on there

>>5684687
>There are other ways to get healthy and acquire knowledge.

No shit, those are just some ideas and jumping off points.

>before he ends up spending a bunch of cash on shit that didn't make him happy.

Dude, he bought a fucking $300 fleshlght

>>5683095
If you think about it it's really a bit like a productivity time saving device

>>5683095
Try weed. It's just as satisfying as masturbating, you can do it more often, and you'll learn some things and possibly get a life

OP has a case of the hermit crabs. You gotta just let that shit go bro

>>5683095
Dehydrated corpse of crypto millionaire discovered by pizza delivery guy

>>5684311
Interesting point

>>5683301

Is that an Iron Maiden for your dick

tfw theres no XMR/Love pair

>>5683301
We've reached peak degeneracy

Is this viral guerrilla marketing?

>>5490705

>>5683095
Is it this one?
http://www.nobra.de/en/oxid/twincharger.html

>>5683095
One word. Tantra.

Research. You need to walk the path of tantra.

>>5685280
Dur
Op is a clever Jew. I'll give him that

>>5685280
Op pajeet faggot confirmed

>>5683301
thanks for making my new years you glorious bastard

Absolute disgusting

>>5683095
what has that to do with /biz/?

>>5684311
kek, brainlet science at its finest

>>5683095
You are living the dream buddy.

>>5683476
>it can make you cum in under a minute
Pssh, I can do this anyway without any machine

>>5683301

sides

>>5684157
>again
>implying

>>5684311
... okay

>>5685220
How is this degeneracy? You normie piece of shit. He's not pumping and dumping whores at least.

honestly, it kind of feels like this

https://xhamster.com/videos/felony-big-orgasm-and-squirt-on-sybian-2596081

>>5683927
Underrated

>>5684687
yeah that sounds like a poorfag's idea of what rich people do. The last thing I would ever want to do is go hiking or fuck disease infested backpackers.

Posting in a legendary thread

Here is an ether address

0x3048D88b2369653cECD252a7eF095aa574115b9C

help me to have your problems OP

Literally slapping the table with laughter at this thread.

OP - I know your life, man.
I quit my job in May after buying a shit ton of ETH and it spiking up. Now I'm even more rich and I live with my girlfriend doing nothing all day except sleeping in, cooking good food, watching crypto, playing video games, and jerking off. It was awesome at first but now I'm convinced I'm batshit crazy. I also feel like shit all the time and am constantly stressed crypto is going to crash and burn. I've pulled out enough cash to be comfy for a bit, but I've got enough skin in the game to make it to lambo land if the coinbase 3 ever go parabolic again.

Idk, man.
Hope you're doing okay.

>>5687070
Why the fuck would you be jerking off when you have a girlfriend? Fuck her until thy kingdom come.

goddamn my sides
thx for the laugh

>>5687170
Apparently he's a cuck.
OPs masturbation tool is probably better than sex anyway lmao.

>>5683301
hahaha thank you anon

I kinda want to buy that cock jerking machine. It looks evil.

>>5683788
>Yes and no. It's... not making me a better person, I think.

kek, no shit

I puke and pass out from orgasming all the time, since i was 12, i thought this was normal

i am 30 btw

sometimes my left ear bleeds too

>>5687339
It's a permanent solution to a permanent problem.

>>5687435
what the fuck

>>5683301
lmfao i need this

>>5687435
hmm.. that doesn't seem normal but I'm no doctor

>>5687435
this fucking thread
get that checked my man

>>5684066
Jews still exist sadly

>>5683095
literally living the dream

>>5688148
I hate jews so much sometimes I can't sleep.

>>5688374
its not the jews bro its the people in power
the left and the right are played like a fiddle by the elite