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>>56850058
You bloody basterd sir

stop instantly with making dumb images as that or bad things happen to you family

>>56850058
SS

Street Shitter

>>56850093
Found the Canadian!

>>56850058
Here's concept art for the sidekick. What do you guys think?

>>56850347
I think it's unrealistic because toilets aren't a thing in India. They poop on the street or in the food.

>>56850058
lol

>>56850058
>>56850347
I lost it, started coughing due to laughing so hard, and literally vomited in my lap.
Fuck you.

>>56850347
This is the local kid trying to get into heroing

>>56850601
>kid
He is like 50 lmao.

Found on /pol/

This is disgusting. Are all white racists into scat or something?

>>56850839
Yes, we are envious of the pajeet lifestyle. Curse the inventor of toilets.

>>56850601
Here's the village retard who provides funny scene

Best thread on biz

>>56850921
I found the perfect villain for your movie sir

>>56850093
Shitting in the streets to carpeting the moon with poo. The needful and beyond!

>>56850000

oh no, a train is running out of control. how will our hero stop it?

lol how do you make these?

do you just type in "pajeet + shit" into dall-e and it'll generate images?

>>56850058
Peepee un Caki doodoo man

>>56851332
Just type Indian

>>56851332
*SPOILERS* The final scene of the movie

If you made a coffee table book of these images, I would buy it. Every time I look at them I laugh so much my kidneys hurt.

rais the kettl

>>56851346
KEK

I hate them so much its unreal

>>56850058
Sir how about air combat scene like in top gun sir

what would his portfolio look like, though? for character building and all that. im thinking iqt, link, xmr, and maybe kas. too on the nose?

>>56850058
You legitimately thought this was the funniest shit ever don't you? You just had to make a thread about it for your biz buddies, didn't you?

>>56850058
There has to be a part about a Vishnu living in the blockchain.

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008[b] and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

You are going to upset 95% of /biz/

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>>56852375

I'm sorry you feel this way, Randeep.

>>56850093
jej

kek just imagine a pajeet-esque mad max movie but with literal shit everywhere

>>56851301
poo-thousand and one: a sir odyssey

will the movie have product placement?

>>56852754
yes
"poopsi. the choice of a poo generation"

>>56852407
wtf

>>56852754
Yes sir, we are planning to add Poowerade right after this scene here where Rajeet eats a "spicy vindaloo"

This has to be the best thread ive seen this year

>>56850058
Can someone sincerely explain why indians are so unsanitary

>>56850058
SER, delet now u benchod. Bloody bastard mahatma. VISHNU

>>56854620
Low IQ combined with generations of cultural acceptance of the now majority lower castes being stinky poo eaters

>>56854620
Because they just breed and breed regardless of the conditions.

>>56854425
best thread was the one with the autist office worker who started a thread to ask our opinion whether his crush at work liked him or not based on her seating choice in the lunchroom that day

>>56850058
Jeff Bezos loves india

You can definitely promote it on Beoble, since it will have 0 (Zero) amount of Jeets, it's absolutely fantastique

>>56854726
you bloody benchod basterd sir

Imagine redeeming and seeing this at your doorstep

>>56854726
The Master of Poo, could be an excellent name for the villain

>>56854774
nah bro villain has to be a clean white male trying to un-poo India

>>56854726
it'd make more money than even godzilla x kong

>>56854774
Villain has to be a toilet witch who's been dragging unsuspecting jeets into the loos all over India, like a serial killer flick only he's trying to find a connection between the sanitary shittings

>>56854802
or someone who promotes sanitary cooking without using shit in the food

>>56850093

>>56850093
kek

>>56851292
>You merely adopted the poo. I was born in it sir.

im laughing so hard at these images lmfao

God-tier thread. My gosh, if I were Indian, I'd probably kill myself from the self-loathing.

>>56850058
I think such a movie would be a great success, sir

>>56851332
I guess OP used mud instead of shit

>>56854425
this

>>56854714
post link

>>56855625
wtf happened to her?

>>56855724
>what happened to her
Jews.

>>56850347
WTF IS THIS REAL?

I like racist humour and Indians deserve to be mocked.
But poo jokes are not funny at all, especially when it's depicted so graphically like in these images. it's just embarassing you're supposed to be grown men but you're laughing at poo like a bunch of 5 year olds i don't get it.
Worst meme ever

>>56850093

>>56852407
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