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>> No.56839786

>>56839778
I have the flu

>> No.56839822
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56839822

>>56839778
girl on the left was dripping in nigger cum last night

>> No.56839830

>>56839778
i hate normies so much its unreal why am i like this sometimes i wish i was one of them

>> No.56839842

>>56839778
I've worked in a few offices but never one with an office Christmas party.

>> No.56839889

Because you all hate and are fake nice to each other. Plus you are old and boring.

>> No.56839894

>>56839842
My office even has 2. One for the department as a whole and one for each project you're working in.
I have to make an excuse for every single one and get weird looks even though everybody knows that if I would come I would just sit awkwardly in a corner for 3 hours and nobody would talk to me

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>>56839778
I had covid

>> No.56839918

>>56839778
Grandpa?

>> No.56839919

>>56839778
because fuck you. that's why.

>> No.56840178

>>56839778
Oh I’m sorry I don’t remember seeing any of you during the coof years of 20/21 when I was made to go to the office all by myself because I wasn’t a protected class who got to NEET it up at home.
>tfw this was literally what happened to me.

>> No.56840224

>>56839778
it's literally tonight and i told them to fuck off, i do all the work and they don't care, i hate their guts

>> No.56840317

Just arrive late when everyone is already tipsy/drunk with the music blaring loud, take a drink cling glasses with nearby coworkers, make sure to find your drunk boss and cling glasses with him as well exchanging a couple of "haha le party gud am i rite?" words, excuse yourself to the bathroom and just go home

That's it, 5 minutes max and you've done your part.

>> No.56840323

>>56839778
It was last night and Sara in accounting hit on me and told me she wanted to hang out outside of the christmas party with me more and than whispered in my ear she's not wearing panties. either way thats a big no no to not mix coworkers with pleasure so I pretended to not hear her and casually kept up the convo for a bit before excusing myself to talk to a few other co-workers than leaving. sara cute or not is bad news and she had a few drinks in her so even further nope.

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>>56839778
fuck normies

>> No.56840423

>>56840403
seethe and cope neetcuck

>> No.56840428

>i didnt want to
there.

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>>56839778
it s in nice restaurant. i go there. eat. left.
oh yes this guy.....it s anon....he is strange BUT if you need any help to debug your network issue he is the best...

>> No.56840542

>>56839778
I am sorry i have a check up at the gender reassignment clinic
Troonmaxxing isnt a joke or meme kiddo

>> No.56840702

>>56840323
I don’t believe you anon, that girl would have to be a complete retard to do something like that at a work function. Unless you had crazy rapport with her, women very rarely are that forward because they are cowards when it comes to anything that puts their ego on the line.

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>>56839778

>> No.56840787

>>56840730
lol exactly my reaction

>> No.56840841

>>56840702
anon females get drunk and flirt with guys all the time. just because they dont flirt with YOU doesnt mean they dont flirt. And its a female of course she's retarded.

>> No.56841071

>>56839778
I just hate the loud dance music they play during the entire party. You can’t even talk to anyone without shouting.

I guess these parties are designed for people who like to get drunk, but I don’t drink or do drugs. Also, the music they play at these parties is not what I enjoy.

>> No.56841124

>>56840841
>>56840323
Stop lying dude.
Its bad for you.

>> No.56841544

>>56840841
You sound like a virgin

>> No.56842291

>>56839822
the asian dripping in bwc cum

>> No.56842344

>>56839889
This right here is the crux of the issue. I have no idea why normalfags are so obsessed with pretending to be "like a family" 10% of the time when they spend the other 90% of the time gossiping and hating one another.

>> No.56842354

>>56842344
And inb4
>durrr family members hate each other too lolllol
You know what I mean. They're obsessed with pretending to not hate each other, it's fucking weird.

>> No.56842549

>>56842291
Everyone in the pic was dripping with a body fluid of a different race.

>> No.56843176

>>56841124
why is it bad
sauce?

>> No.56843257

>Be 30
>never had gf
>Work christmas party
>It's a couples ball thing
>"Aww just bring a date anon if you are single, they will be welcome"
>Don't want to admit I am a loser
>Not mandatory to show up but would be very much frowned upon
>Turn up
>Only single person there
>Sit at a table like one of those weirdos at a wedding while all the couples dance
Why do I have to endure these humiliation rituals?