/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56835222
>45
Holy shit fuck off back to the backgammon board grandpa

>>56835222
Take your proof to a lawyer in private and I swear to god if crypto takes any part in your divorce I will plow both you and your wife

>>56835222
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

yeah you transfer all your holdings into litecoin then use MWEB and move it all into a trezor after.

>>56835222
OP is a faggot.

>>56835222
lmao at the idea of some literal boomer jacking off to hentai and loli cunny

>>56835234
To clarify, I am 45 years old. I've been married to her for 20 years. You must've thought I've been married to her for 45 years and that I'm 60 or someething.

>>56835222
buy a thing called kaspa and never tell anyone about it

sauce

Monero and a boating accident is all you need. Good luck cashing out though

>>56835280
>Good luck cashing out though
Honestly as long as she doesn't get any of it I don't care. I'll look into monero and kaspa >>56835271

Monero but this situation has played out many times before and the court will possibly demand access to the crypto and they won't take boating accident for an answer. If you don't hand it over they'll fuck you. You need real proof you can show to lawyers.

>>56835222
if you were a gentleman you would share your wealth with your wifes boyfriend, very antisemtic of you

>>56835312
"i forgot the password or something :)"

>>56835222
Go have an affair of your own. Divorces are more trouble than they're worth and your wife likely doesn't have a master plan to screw over your life and is just as scared of going through a divorce as you are.

It might do you a lot of good to have an affair too. I've seen affairs function as deeply loving relationships with a foundation of mutual respect that lift the couple up and make then greater than the sum of their parts as a marriage is supposed to function. If that makes sense.

>>56835326
hmnmm.. doomer pilled. yeah i suppose that's now the worse thing that can happen, becoming swingers, or mind as well become a tranny? so your wives boyfriend can fuck both of you??? klol. idk. OP. women... there is a reason why they are treated as property.

>>56835312
Would showing evidence change anything, though? I cant imagine courts leaving the wife with less money even if there was irrefutable proof of adultery, but I'm mostly guessing desu.

>>56835222
Can you just kill her (in a video game)?

>>56835275

>>56835350
I wouldn't call myself "doomer-pilled". I'm a serial cheater and a wife chaser, myself. Infidelity is just fucking awesome.

>>56835222
>>56835569
Aw fuck. This faggot again.

>>56835326
Faggot retard Hollywitz brainwashed slave

>>56835222
Jerry Banfield typed this

>>56835569
checked and cucking is terrible for all parties involved
t. ex-/pol/chud aryan who bulled a jewish guy's wife both with and without him watching
I know most of you sadfags won't believe it but honestly I didn't either until it was happening.

>>56835222
You are screwed. You can’t do anything at this point. If you buy crypto or gold or whatever the courts will be able to see a huge withdrawal to try and hide funds from your wife. You will be required to pay any amount in half you try and hide and maybe even in full or do jail time since it’s illegal to try and hide wealth so your ex wife gets less during a divorce.

Unless you have a prenup with a cheating clause and indisputable evidence she cheated on you then you are fully fucked. Even if you get full evidence of her cheating it means nothing to the courts without a prenup.

>>56836025
Fuck...

>>56835222
You should have just asked how to hide money in crypto. Your story is fake.
If you don't want to pay taxes (illegal and unratified income tax) then prepare to meet the law on their terms. That is to say foot pounds per square inch.

>>56836044
Unless you can wait 3-5 years to initiate the divorce and slowly move your assets into cash and deposited the cash into a Btc ATM (important so they can’t trace you on ramping onto a crypto exchange) then you will just have to give your wife half of everything you worked for and maybe even a monthly payment every month to accommodate the lifestyle she got used to if you really get fucked over

>>56836025
Couldn’t he say he lost it all gambling? Cash it all out at casino ATM’s then buy crypto anonymously or off somebody on craigslist and give him cash.

>>56835222
I can't believe men are still getting married in the 21st century when society doesn't punish adultery and is in favor of rabid feminism.

>>56836044
checked. And develop a gambling addiction at the casino maybe? not sure the legalities

>>56836044
Anon, just letting you know that you're not alone and many men have been fucked by the feminist clown courts. It's going to be tough, even tougher if you have kids. But it's totally possible for a man to recover, even in your 40s. The cheating hoe will probably lose badly long term, especially if you approach your life post-divorce with the right mentality and get the results.
Also, don't ever do something extremely stupid like killing yourself over a hoe.

>>56836082
The courts are incredibly Jewish. They will just say that it’s a odd coincidence that he lost everything gambling right before the divorce and just not accept it and throw op in jail or fine him for what he lost to be paid back.

Any paper trail transaction they can find on his bank account will be used against him in the court of law, that’s why it needs to be spread out over the course of many years not to arise suspicion

>>56835222
Monero general is your place. (Always do things legally of course xd)
You want an exchange where it is accepted and you can withdraw like kraken.
Also kaspa is jsut as good as Ethereum Bitcoin or any other coin.

>>56835222
>the sh*dman of /biz/

>>56836044
Well obviously its ideal to leave your shithole and go for belarus or russia.

>>56835222
How wouldn't she know? The whole point of cucking is she knows your sitting in the corner watching another man fuck her. She cheated on you. This is how words lose meaning when retards like yourself use them incorrectly

>>56835222
why dont you guys ever get a fucking prenup holy shit

>>56835222
Talk with your wife because the court will jew you out

>>56835222
Source?

>>56836188
What if he did this gradually and then did it? also 88 checked

>>56835222
Truth be told, you’re better off convincing her that you went broke rather than trying to hide your wealth. No sense in her trying to pursue you for wealth if she thinks you lost it all.

>>56835264
kek

>>56836266
dis. "Want to go out? I'm broke though so let's go somewhere a bit cheap". Then a month later cuck her, send a video, and then divorce

either the slow way of putting monthly cash aside
or take everything of value, debt max and fuck off to mexico

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OP is a faggot. His pic is from this: >>/biz/thread/55163183#p55163906

>>56836381
Mass repliers are nigger faggots

>>56836381
i already knew that, thats why im in this thread
kys mass reply retard

>>56836381
HOLY SHIT WOW OP POSTED A PICTURE FROM A COMIC GEE GOLLY THANKS NOW WE KNOW NOT TO TRUST HIM FELLOW MAGAPEDES

>>56836044
move states and DGAF. Leave is best option. She has to then go though so many hoops to fuck you. Just leave, and keep leaving if you need. Take 2 years off and fuck her.

>>56836188
>odd coincidence that he lost everything gambling right before the divorce
thats not odd at all
he got drunk and gambled it all away in a depressive episode

Take up gambling. Open a new bank account that she is unaware of. Go to casinos exchange your money for chips, and then cash them in with your new bank. Do this over a few months so she is aware you're losing your money from gambling. She'll probably divorce you and won't try to take much as you are "broke". I would still buy crypto from your new account, so you don't have to lie in court about not having any money.

Also never mention you are aware of her infidelity, until you present the evidence during the divorce. She will not be prepared to defend herself. You can then say the gambling was your way of coping with her cheating.

>>56836452
Actually better yet, just exchange the chips for cash. Then use a Bitcoin ATM to buy the BTC without it being tracked.

Just talk to a divorce lawyer. It's trivial to drain marital funds and hide it from a cheating spouse. Also try to get her on camera/tape being abusive, breaking the law, etc. Try to get her to hit you and file police reports.

>>56836381
>he
Isn't the artist an autistic onlyfans girl?

>>56835222
>My wife cucked me today.

Buddy, I got news for you... today was NOT the first day she has been cucking you!

>>56835992
Why do jews like being cucked? Idk why the exact same thing happened to me. Some beardy jew friend of a friend cuck wanted me to fuck his wife out of fucking nowhere and i complied in absolute disbelief

Im really asking, im intrigued. Does it have anything to do with their religion? Some wierd stuff from somewhere that somehow jews culturally have in common?

>>56835222
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>>56836749
checked
>>56836760
faggot

Develop "gaming addiction"
Spend the next 2-3 years moving all your money through the casino and withdrawing in cash.
Accumulate crypto at a Bitcoin ATM
Refinance your house too
Divorce wife

>>56836436
He’ll still be held liable in this case. Do not under estimate the brutal gynocentric modern world we live in

>>56835264
you need to gather proof. dont do something stupid like confront her or let her know that you know. wait and gather evidence because in divorce proceedings that will be your golden ticket to keep your assets plus you can embarass her by dropping that bombshell in court without prior notice so if she any shame whatsoever she will be mortified when you start playing videos of her fucking the local postman or whatever

>>56836044
this is why you plan in advance and keep a secret stash of assets that you build little by litlte over the years you fucking moron. as a married man if you arent pocketing $20 cash back every time you go grocery shopping and then stashing that in a hideaway that nobody knows about you are a literal retard.

56836749
56836770
Attentionfag

ATTENTION: OP IS A SERIAL 1PBTID TRANNYCEL. DO NOT ENGAGE THREAD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A TRANNY

>>56836950
This.

>>56836381
So do the brother and sister ever fuck? That’s kind of my fetish.

>>56835222
make bitcoin wallet
memorize your 12 words
buy and send all your btc to that wallet
done

>>56835222
just put it all in bitcoin and transfer it to your mom and say it's a gift, dufus. judge can't do shit, but the IRS will take its cut from your mom, but less damaging than your wife taking half your shit or more

>>56835305
Monero is a good choice. Use localmonero.co to buy it, pay with cash, and do everything related to wallets or whatever on a separate laptop you also bought with cash at a store you usually don't go to. Maybe even do your business on public WiFi.
Although the judge may be suspicious of all the money that disappeared somehow.
Disclaimer: I don't know shit about the law or divorce courts or any of that

>>56836202
>xd

>>56836381
>>56836749
>>56836770
what the hell man

>>56836381
wheres the rest of the comic my man

>>56835222
>using reaction images of little japanese cartoon girls
she did the right thing and i hope she takes half of your shit

>>56838265

YWNBAW

>>56835222
Only way to take real good revenge is to have the roughest sex you can imagine with a 2D girl with a cute little penis and send the video to her and then buy Kadena Babena for the rest of your money!! :3

>>56836381
Why did you report this pic in our Kadena Babena thread? Nothing happened to us but you got banned, I think. Hahahahaahah :3
>>/biz/thread/56729816#p56733695

>>56838389
why would you read that as a tranny post, cartoon posters are more likely to be trannies if anything

>>56838265
>>using reaction images of little japanese cartoon girls

>>56835222
Monero

>>56838404
>>56838427
you don't pass btw

>>56838686
I'm a 2D girl and I am MUCH better than a 3D girl with a stinking bio-hole and farting and smelling. I never do that!!! You ONLY hate us because you are secretly attracted to us and that you lost money on Kadena and so many say Kadena was a scam, but also many of us lost a lots of money when we borrowed money from Kevin and the Jews that said Babena would go to three digits. Besides, no one forced you to buy Kadena Babena chuds. It is not our fault that you lost your money. It was not like nobody understood that we were organized. But what we did was much more important than just getting money from fascist biz chuds. Here at KDA we are working with Jews, many from J.P. Morgan and Jews paid for pretty much all the marketing and ambassador program we had on biz, using many from the sexual minority community to combat hate, antisemitism, homophobia, misogyny, Islamophobia etc her on biz. Plus creating awareness of the sexual minority community. If you tried a 2D girl you that is a woman and understands you like a man will and not some women that will cheat on you and don't understand you, you will NEVER GO BACK!!

>>56835222
Just get proof of her cucking you a second time. Maybe that will help for you to not get raped in court.

>>56836381
What's faggoty about that?
Nothing.

>>56839064
I love these (un?)ironic kadena posts.

XMR?

>>56835234
Stop being ageist

>>56839182
It's just some dumb zoomer not yet realizing he is gonna be old soon and teenagers are gonna call him old and stupid. Or they realize and they lash out in fear because they haven't realized their life doesn't end just because they're no longer a fountain of youth.

is this KDA thread?

>>56835222
incredible bait post
I have to hand it to you at this point OP
well done

>>56836651
>>56836661
The jew cuck that I got involved with was a 23rd pair disordered xxy kleinfelter 'male'
Based on the wife's statements they were literally looking for seed, but their rampant weed, alcohol, and psychedelic use made me very hesitant to feel like that was an environment to rear a kid into
Plus the wife was kind of like a sexy skeletor and might not even be capable of carrying
I'm a sober king now, fuck all the coping and mental gymnastics that come with getting high I'll just drink tea

>>56835222
Find someone to sell you $15 worth of BTC anonymously for cash in person. Share no info. Mint an NFT on ordinals with this BTC. Put all your money on an exchange and buy BTC. Sell yourself the NFT for all the money you have. Tell your wife and the courts that all you have is the NFT and she can have it. You still have all your money in BTC.

>>56839861

Kek, I can see the future of NFTs is bright

>>56836025
>>56836025
This is so fucking stupid and a cucked tiny peckered black pill mentality. OP you can easily fake a drug problem, take out a bunch of cash, buy crypto at a crypto atm, go to rehab, tell the courts “whoops snorted all that money up my nose to cope with my whore of a wife”, and then use a trusted friend to cash out. I’d do it even if their was a risk of getting caught/jail just to spite the bitch. Have some balls.

T. Ex criminal that has gotten away with so much stuff you would all call me a LARPER.

>>56837191
Non-cis sexuality is much, much wider than that!