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Every year, tons of farts are released into the environment.
Fart cities: every house has a connection to the fart energy network and everyone can contribute by farting into a special device.
The government would push the population to eat many legumes.
Imagine the smell.

>> No.56833513

I would prefer if as a society we invested in bioengineering extremely cute catgirls who fart a lot

>> No.56833553

>>56833465
Mine could power a small village tonight. For lunch, I had boursin cheese and biscuits and for dinner I had a beef chilli with kidney beans, and I've been farting all night. The kind that tickles your stomach and feels like the start of a really good shit, and then rattles like starting up a dirtbike. I just went out of my room to get some orange soda from the fridge, came back and the stink in my room is incredible.

>> No.56833554

>>56833513
>falling for the brap meme
Farts smell like poop because they come from a butt. I hate fart particles.

>> No.56833583
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>>56833465
Imagine having anal sex with Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.

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>>56833583
Don't need to imagine it

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>>56833583
Imagine educational sex with Chiyo-chan.

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>>56833972
>>56833583
kys weeb fattie, you will never be a real woman

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>>56833983
Azumanga isn't "weeb" material, newfag.

>> No.56834100

>>56833465
farts have like 1 milligram of energy in them, its nothing

>> No.56834118

>>56834100
when we have catgirls bioengineered to produce powerful farts, everything will be solved

>> No.56834244

Farts, but on the blockchain. Every time you fart you get a special NFT minted. The smellier the fart more metadata the NFT has. Wallets are no longer dusted, but farted on.
Tokenized farts. Real World Assets: Farts.

Taylor Swift farts and fans buy fragmented Taylor Swift fart NFTs, begging to have their wallet farted on by the official Taylor Swift™ fart NFT.

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>>56833983
Azumanga Daioh is actually based dessu.

>> No.56835146

>>56833465
We actually do, I think we just do not collect human farts.

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>>56833465
Ill personally donate to you bud. No bullshit, straight from the tap

>> No.56835200

>>56833465
Not everyone has high methane farts, only a small segment of the population.
The Mythbusters tested it.

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>>56833583