/biz/ - Business & Finance

I TOLD YOU guys to short Tesla this morning
no one listened

>>56821894
lord o mercy!

Tick tock tick tock
Do mumus hear the ticking clock?
Counting down til music stops
Warning you to sell your stocks
Get out now before it drops (more)
Tick tock tick tock

>>56821934
bretty good but i still miss poem anon

>>56821929
>I want the gayest rolex ever
>igotyou.jpg

Do you guys actually put money in individual stocks or do you spread across indexes and ETFs?

I've got qqqj/qqqm counterbalanced with cqqq.

But it's still tech heavy. What ETFs can I use to counterbalance tech?

Tesla event today?

>>56821956
stocks and etfs...indexes are for retards and 401k retards

>>56821918
You reallythink they won't do some bullshit later?

>>56821956
I just buy the only 7 stocks that matter and no more than 3 meme stocks.

>>56821956
I have so much tupware my food unspoils.

fuck these corrupt overvalued oligarchs the internet peaked years ago they will leave the market looking the same way they left san francisco

>>56821951
I miss him so much bros...

>>56821918
I noticed your call and shorted tesla cuz everyone called you a nigger . At this point it was a free trade , inverse /smg/.
I shorted with a x10 leverage should i keep going ?

>>56821894
lel theres a few big boys hands there

>>56821956
im a stock picker.

This sucks

>>56821991
Well I hope you're not long, it seemed obvious to me.

Poem Anon's train thread hasn't had any posts for 9 days.
>>>1843110

I just bought a donut, so stocks can start going back up now

>>56822048
fuck
>>>/n/1843110

Can someone give it to me straight?
Is it actually going to happen this time, or will there be several more years of fakeouts and blueballing?
>happening defined as some combination of hyperinflation, widespread loss of faith in USD, and/or widespread inability to procure basic needs with USD

>>56821894
For me, it's Seiko.

>>56822068
No we're getting a deflationary spiral but not for a couple more months.
Hyperinflation is probably at least a year or two away.

>>56821956
I used to buy specific stocks, but now I buy boring index ETFs in my non tax-advantaged account and income stuff in my TFSA

>>56822068
>Is it actually going to happen this time
No... take your meds

B
E
D

Buy
EVERY
Dip

>>56822040
im one of the fucking idiots who fell for this stupid AI grift i havent used chat gbt in 6 months

they are defending that 4539 gamma flip line hard as fuck. they do NOT want SPX to break. would ruin the santa rally

>>56822090
At best the only thing worth buying for the AI thing was MSFT or maybe INTC. I picked up a few extra INTC based on my personal experiments with it.
idk why you would buy that other crap as an AI play, especially AAPL of all things.
I do have a few TSLA shares but literally just because of Elon's "antisemitic" tweet.

CRSP CRSP CRSP CRSP CRSP

>>56822092
Rally to 456 ish

One of those rare days where my retarded pussy ass semi conservative portfolio is nice to hold.
If there is any deep regret I have it's that I'm too afraid of losing money and that fear has cost me untold sums.

>>56822084
I bought the dip yesterday and today it dipped again, so i bought more, but i'm running out of time, i need us to get back to $456 or im as good as done.

>>56822092
the dot is currently light blue

>>56822165
Wrong. It is green https://gcpdot.com/

>>56822137
i sure as hell hope we can get there before my options expire at 4

>>56822185
Prbly not by today? But tomoorrr

>>56822185
Hey Baggie, you're a son of Abraham. Why's EIS down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hkx20IoMI
I'm almost getting sucked into the hype enough to buy more shares.

when are we gonna get the murrican version of euro rate cut news ??

i need my stocks to pump

the vix has been below 13 for 2 weeks i don't want to hear any of you pussies crying about missing the move if you haven't been loading long dated 2024 options you're retarded

Check mate Stock market.

Ah yes this must be the Santa rally!

>>56822207
They've got 30 minutes but they've already started the 1812 overture?

JNUG time? Think gold blows through ATH next week.

How are the S(L)AVEs doing?

>>56822220
Generational vix bottom

>>56822069
>Enthusiast
>2,5k
Get the hell outta here. Watches are a meme, Actually worse than Gold.

>>56822215
The latest F.E.D. speakers all echoed "Higher for Longer" rhetoric. That's not gonna change for at least another couple months.

>>56822184
It was blue when I posted. Waxing green is bearish. Cohesion is being lost.

>>56822184
>>56822165
the gamma flip line is not random like GPC. take it seriously or get beheemed

>>56822248
yes long or short calls puts doesnt matter place your bets

>>56822222
1...b6

is this bullish for blizzard?

>>56822273
king me plz

>>56822249
That's why you go for the bottom shelf shit or get some used luxury watch on discount if you're insecure or Indian.

>>56822222
Checked

>>56822222
Checked?! What the fuck did you do you ended the stock market.

>>56822271
It’ll go lower all year although yes cheap vix means cheap options. 0dte still wins

>>56822280
Microsoft will destroy them like everything else.
Literally all they had to do with minecraft is publish bug fixes and maybe merge the most interesting mods and they managed to fuck that up.

>>56822222
script kiddie detected

>>56822291
I've had some fucked shit going on and haven't watched an episode in many weeks. You sometimes remind me that it would probably do me some good.

If TSLA actually figured out battery recycling I'd be so fucking long.

>>56822069
my watch isn't even on here

Bonesaw market AGAIN?

>>56821934
>buy fiat p-please
No.

>>56822262
>her left hand

>>56822280
Company is full of woke retards, I wouldnt.

>>56822058
>>>/n/
I had no idea this board existed and nothing changes with this new information

>>56822052
>donu
What the fuck, my donut isn't working

>>56822341
>Gold above $2k
>Bitcoin above $0
What is this madness?

>>56822303
when the vix pops it pops. you wont get a warning

Actually I think TSLA will do well during the down turn.
All the tech people will buy them and $500 of solar panels to live in when they get laid off.

>>56822328
Based. Should probably watch a few episodes myself when I'm free.

>>56822368
It's the real reason the cybertruck is so angular: You can buy the cheap/efficient non-flexible panels.

>>56822361
Monetary stock never meaningfully declines, Fed will never allow it to fall as monetary expansion is the mechanism behind oligarchical parasitism.

All the instruments I hold stopped trading for the day so I can call it a day, I unbeheemed myself very hard bros, +6.1% today, new ATH, +570% this year, averaging +19%/month in the last 3 months, mostly thanks to commodities.

>>56822069
Based Seiko appreciater

DOGE, THERE IS DOGE IN THE STREAM

Alright I've changed my mind. Maybe TSLA isn't such a bad idea.

>>56822422
Ebin. What trades are you looking at next?

>>56822369
>when I'm free

>>56822443
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>56822238
still in the green

>>56821894
The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

>>56822460
Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

>>56822460
Poast port

What is you guys opinion on bitcoin mining stocks? As far as I can see they pump very hard whenever BTC goes up, and they’re normal stocks so I can hold them in my tradfi portfolio. Most of them seem to be quite unprofitable though, and seem to run exclusively on the promise of future returns.

>we survived
They had us in the first half ngl

>>56822460
Discovery Harbour Resources (DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0) is an explorer backed by mine builder Richard Gilliam, who founded Cumberland Resources which was ultimately bought out by Massey Energy for $960,000,000. The company is currently in negotiations to acquire its new project. Indications are promising that Discovery Harbour is close to pulling off a major coup in the sector, as its share price has risen 80% in recent weeks. Gilliam owns a third of the company's shares and is poised to benefit from the tight share structure once it steps back in to the arena.

>>56822439
Holding these, that's /CT (Cotton #2), /HE (Lean Hogs), Cattle spreads (/LE long - /GF short), short MDAX (German midcaps), and I'm looking to reslurp WTI Crude Oil at 74.40, /ZW (Wheat) at 561.25 and I might reshort GME if it pumps again (in the $17-$24 range).

Oh shit I forgot today was thursday and there's a new ASOT episode
https://youtu.be/py32p-j4k-o
It actually seems like the market bottomed JUST as the episode started streaming too, at 2PM ET
Armin and trance music will save the market

>>56822460
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

>>56822474

>>56822478
You can buy mining equipment yourself so I'd want to so something extra that gives them an edge.
Do they have cheap electricity? Do they have an exclusive ASIC deal?

>>56821956
I do a combination of QQQ and QLD. I try to maintain 1.5x leverage, although it ends up being 1.4x long term due to drag.

anyone else sussin over this SPY rebound? if it recovers everything now it'll have nothing left for power hour.

>>56822472
/CMMG/ is over there bb

>>56822509
Where do I get a qt3.14 gf like this?

>>56822517

>>56822478
The post-ETF approval money will flow into COIN (higher trading volume from normies) and actual ETFs. Miners (and NVDA) were the workaround for BTC exposure last cycle but are fundamentally an edgeless/money losing business as you and >>56822508
pointed out.

That said, probably the next few weeks you can chase/swing MARA, RIOT, IREN, and CLSK.

>>56822524
I bought my ticket for here, holmes.

>>56822509
Do you think her cum tastes good?

>>56822526
Gay bar

>>56822517
its reversal hour, expect crab to the end

ALL IN SOXS

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>56821918
>I TOLD YOU guys to short Tesl
>he bet against Elon
enjoy getting priced out bobo, heh
next stop: 260

isnt jpow talking tomorrow? whats his end game

>>56822557
>higher for longer
>data dependent
>STOP FOSSIL FINANCE JAY

Wait hang on did I end up on a crypto scam stream?

>>56822557
Closing doors on the American people

>>56822572
Where did you find this footage?

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING

Is the stream broken? Sounds like a broken record. Wtf is that interview? Wtf now it was banned.>>56822207

>>56822604
I'm beginning to think that wasn't the official stream.

>>56822282
YOU CAN'T PROMOTE TO A KING THAT'S NOT ALLOWED AND WOULD BE CONFUSING

>>56822609
Yeah, watching it on twitter now
https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1ZkKzjaBdmLKv

>>56822557
>ahem
>thanks for playing niggers

Just about burnt out on crap market. This has to be the most tedious last 2 weeks in a long while..

>Thousands of users are canceling Disney+ subscriptions after Elon Musk told CEO Bob Iger to "go f*ck yourself" for blackmailing him over advertising on X

man Disney has been having a pretty shit last few years profit wise lmao

>>56822598
David Soxl doesn't password protect his home computer.

>>56822639
Jews are really loosing their touch. Iger needs to go.

what banks underwrite green bonds? financially speaking this peaks my interest

it's time
this is your chance to get rich if you missed the rona crash

>>56822641
Sadly... the ramifications of his incompetence know no bounds

>>56822641
Average Ketolifestyler

>>56822508
>>56822531
Thanks for your feedback guys, pretty much confirming what I thought but I wanted some additional opinions to see if I was crazy or not.

>>56822659
Couldn't be lung damage from that train fire early this year?

awe fuck... i knew i should have sold my calls and got puts, shit would have ben straight bussin. at least i still got my SHOT, which is nice.

Elon musk is my hero. I wish he were American so I could vote him in as president. He has more American spirit in him than half our representatives

>>56822659
>white lung bad
programming isn't even subtle anymore

>>56822659
what do i short?

>>56822681
fuck elon fuck iger and fuck all the representatives etc they are all in on it. start your own business and forget these humans exist

>>56822681
It didn't stop Obama.

>>56822678
who cares
join cash gang and get ready for either next month or next year

>>56822603
she's so lucky she was having lunch with a doctor, fucking hate this cunt so much, but good on Rand for saving her life.

>>56822692
>start your own business
Yeah sure, here's 800 pages of paper work and liabilities for every employee you hire up the ass. Nothing personal goyim, stay out of the lane.

>>56822636
>in a long while
You mean since this spring?

>>56822710
My sister who dropped out of college managed it.

>stream hasn't started 10mins later
>all short gains immediately eradicated
lmfao

>>56822710
only hire friends and family thats how the jews did it

>>56822704
Boring... Already 30% cash been feeling pretty silly about it too.

>>56822659
I wont try to short this.
But i have a nice stack of cash sitting at the sideline to slurp the dipperino

>>56822710
if you have no employees it's stupid straight forward. if you need employees, illegal are also stupid straight forward.

>>56822622
What's he saying? I got banned from Twitter.

>>56821894
Rate my poorfolio. I have 2k more to invest, making a total of 8k in all... What can I invest in to be able to not work anymore

1 minute candle on MRVL who reports after the bell. do what you will

>>56822742
Sounds like generic trance music

>>56822751

>>56822691
Nothing, unless China cuts off our antibiotics. Or go long ventilator makers.

>>56822751
A better job.

>>56822751
Woops, forgot pic

>>56822092
Please educate me about how the gamma flip line is calculated or where I can look at its value in real-time.

>>56822678
Pneumonia is an infection (bacterial, viral, or fungal). Smoke damage normally damages alveoli and causes exhalation issues (COPD) like chronic bronchitis and emphysema.

>>56822796
Ditch it all, including the BTC, for GBTC. Sell in a year.

FUCKIIN START ALREADY

>>56822796
The bottom three only.

>>56822742
IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED. MUSIC IS PLAYING
CYBERPUNKY AMBIENT-LOUNGE you could call it. Like some of those videos on youtube. 80s synth, but rather laid back, not too much synth and too punchy beats. Like the Soundtrack of blade runner

>>56822825
Are they waiting until market close?

that fuck will wait until the stock market closes won't he, lmfao

>>56822797
glowie go fuck yourself

>>56822797
it's proprietary math from tier1 alpha. they calculate it from SPX / SPY options. you have to pay for it and i'm not trying to shill anything. its 50$/mo through hedgeye if you want to pay for it though

here's a video that can help you understand what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlQdjQQt4qI

Someone post the lady hitting golf balls in a romper please man I'm down bad

>>56822854
>futures

>>56822333
German auto expert recently said in an interview "if you're thinking of buying an EV just wait a bit more. There are innovations on the horizon that will make them smaller, cheaper"
Sodium-ion batteries are already being rolled out by chinese manufacturers. Raw material for those is abundant (salt and charcoal basically), recycling much easier.

IT STARTS

>>56822036
sorry brother

>>56822659

CYBERTRUCK ON MARS WTIH ROCK GUITARS AND BEATS

>>56822822
Could you explain to me why? Sorry, I'm retarded

>>56822863
she cute!

>>56822854
I gotchu senpai

Yeah, I'd short TSLA right now.

>TQQQ 43 BREACHED
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ONLY 113k VIEWS, THAT IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AND A KID IS CRYING

>>56822854
>>56822863
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1701376073962502.webm

>>56822895
>TA ON A LEVERAGED ETF
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

should i cash in my tsla puts and use the profit on a cybertruck? i daily a gtr on snow tires in the winter at the moment

>>56822880
GBTC is a bag of $1 in Bitcoin trading for 90 cents. That valuation gap will close when it gets converted into an ETF alongside all the other approved ETF applications. Then you have the normal appreciation of BTC.

>>56822659
So instead of just letting us go into a recession because the financial system is collapsing, we’re just going to blame it on a virus again?

why the fuck does elon speak like that?

>>56822851
Ah ok, thanks anon. It being propietary is not surprising, otherwise would see it posted more often. Thanks for the video link.

>>56822924
Autism and apartheid

>>56822659
If they do coof shutdowns 2.0, then how will normies be able to make a living? People are already tapped out to shit from credit card debts, loans, rent, etc. and printing more would be economic suicide.

THE CYBERTRUCK IS A TANK. GUNFIRE DOESN'T GO THROUGH

>>56822947
>windows down
lmao

fucking dystopian reality we live in us bond market collapsing as investors speculate on a 200 mile range electric "cybertruck". Tech sector had a good run

I'm earning $2500 a month from dividends now

Feeling like Warren Buffet fr fr no cap on jah finna cap this bag for life

I cant believe people would rather spend money on stupid fucking drywall houses or expensive Italian sports cars - its FREE fucking money dude, FREE

>>56822742
you have to solve captchas at stop lights to keep the music playing.

Is TSLA having their incelmobile presentation thing. How retarded is this...genuinely asking how bad it is

>>56822979
how much invested?

Elon Quoted saying
>oh you want a functional truck that doesn't look like shit? go fuck yourself

>>56822947
sure doubt that

>>56822965
Bond market's recooovered just fine.

>>56822979
diversify your portfolio some of those sports cars have become great investments over the past 25 years

>>56822854
KEK
E
K

>>56822992
>t. bob

>>56821952
kek

What's this pattern called?

The fuck the cybertruck is fast

spotify still go up, boosted by all the proles posting their year review images of collected data it's such an effortless play imagine if the company actually did something half meaningful one of these days

>>56823011
Holy fricking epic.

>>56822982
actually its getting pretty good now. started off pretty cringe and embarassing, now they are doing showcases of how they're curbstomping the competition

YEEEEEEEEES DUBSTEPPY MUSIC ELOOOOOOOOON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where do I order one of these things??

>>56822912
How much do you have in stake? I know, the investments in putting money into aren't gonna grow as I want.

OUT OF MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>>56823031
The question is for how much? Probably costs +400k? Did he say anything about that?

>>56823012
SAAS dead business model requires cheap money to grow user base spotify = zoomer sirius xm

>>56822979
How much did you invest and tell your spread

>>56822912
Problem with GBTC discount at this point - as soon as it converts to ETF everyone sells. The 10% discount will disappear right into a 10% BTC dump.
No real arb unless you've got a cheap BTC short.

that fucking hat kek

Left /biz/ for a while, someone give me a sitrep. What are we into now? Where should I be dropping my wagie bucks?

>>56823032
35%, which is an obscene absolute dollar amount, but I'm used to crypto volatility.

IS HE GIVING CYBERTRUCK GIVEAWAYS?
NOOOOOOO, MY PROFIT MARGERINO

>>56823050
https://www.etf.com/BIL

TSLA chuds...

>>56823046
Yeah, but then you get into the metagame of how much money is on the sidelines anticipating that obvious "sell the news" dip.

WTF ELON WAS LOOKING AT THE WRONG CAMERA FOR THE PICTURE AHAHAHAHA

>>56823064
I was hoping for a good ending

>>56823064
euthanasia and preventive euthanasia are the only way forward.

what the fuck is palantir technologies why do all the grifter finance gurus shill this company it appears to be worth like 3 dollars

>>56823050
You're just going to have to sit and wait a good long while for BOIL to bottom.

>>56823092
>BOIL to bottom.
what that.. zero?

>>56823035
Looks like it's about $80k, unless you're a poorfag and can claim the extra 7.5k credit.

What's going on?

>>56823109
Isn't there some retarded Biden fine for flaring excess natural gas? So it could theoretically go negative, like oil during COVID.

>>56822903
Based.

>>56823088
this is the ceo, you see a man like this who says in an interview "the only time I'm not thinking about palantir is during meditation and sex" you don't ask questions, you buy

>>56823111
bobofaggot made a bet

FUCK ROBINHOOD CLOSED MY CALLS AT FUCKING BOTTOM AT 3:30 AND NOW SPY FUCKING GOES PARABOLIC BACK TO WHERE MY FUCKING TARGET WAS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56823111
not much

>>56823088
>>56823126
>Alexander Caedmon Karp was born on October 2, 1967, in New York City,[4] the son of a Jewish father and an African American mother,[5]

>>56823088
Checked, but...
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>56823077
Bitcoin has been pretty mediocre for 5 years now, aside from swing trading. Timing that metagame IS the play.

Why are we pumping and which companies? Look at Dow jones, wtf? Lol

pussy bears profit taking more for me

>>56823128
>ROBINHOOD

>>56823128
Save up money so you don't have to play 0dte.

pump it back up so i can get more time in the market > timing the market

>>56823139
>pumping
The only pumping I see is your mother's ass and also money getting pumped out of the market, not into it.

>>56823137
The halvening cycle is hardcoded. Buy over the past year, hold over the next year, sell, then short.

Not like they're going to reduce the dollar supply to pre-COVID levels or cut Boomer entitlements. Which means the Bank of Satoshi will remain tighter than the Fed.

>>56823128
You should complain at next synagogue

WHAT THE FUCK WAS........ (IT'S STILL HAPPENING) IS THAT
IT'S STILL HAPPENING

>>56823151
He's Baggie. He's mentally incapable of understanding or saving more than three digits.

>>56821264
i hope you're not paying too much for the hedgeye sub

>>56823151
Why do European men love to be dominated by women to the point of letting them take over their entire society?
I don't get it. I can't explain it other than using the "weak men hard times" paradigm.

>100% certified organic zyklon B free price action

>>56823050
SOXL is still crack in all but name

>>56822912
Can't trade GBTC. Any other ETF you recommend to go all in?

>>56823164
interlinked buying programs

>>56823151
Lucky fucker. I want Gina to caress me in her arms.

>>56823169
Idk it's one hell of a worldview.

>bobo

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56823173
insane intraday market behavior

Have calls for oil today sometimes sucks to be in the market
Anyways, can u guys rate my cat?

>>56823128
Always roll a day before! Silly bagsters

>>56823191
I am green. That is all that matters

>>56823151
Those long dated options never go up more than a few big guys a day. I'm trying to get like 10+ big guys a wack..

>>56823191
could be worse

>>56823191
It was going pretty bad but in the end I basically crabbed: -0.16%
I guess that's the end of the month. I'm up $14k for November

>>56823204
>I am green. That is all that matters
You're glowing buddy.

Today I will remind them, SPY to 700 next year

>>56823186
Just keep screen capping their smug posts so you can remind them how really retarded they really are. Bunch of stupid faggots.

>>56823200
Like your cat much better than oil

tomorrow is going to be a 1-1.5% green day with a gap up on open, big jews are done repositioning and giga rally is on
bobo will be hanging off of his christmas tree

PODD racers...we survived

It’s a crime that RH sells your 0dtes 30 minutes before close

>>56823216
Yeah let's move these first anon then we can talk about 500.

>>56823156
>halvening
Schizo shit. Miners don't decide bitcoin price. Otherwise PoS tokens would have infinite value.
If anything, these halvings serve as a slow timeline for when bitcoin eventually might die due to excessive fees and unstable security, assuming purists refuse to support future forks.

The real cycle is the fed hike cycle. Rate hikes in 2018. Rate hikes in 2022. Overlap that with the fraud cycle.

>>56823191
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
up 14 bucks magically despite my option losing 100 bucks lmfao

>>56823173
totally organic rally

>>56823200
I like your cat.

Go down you gay nigger market
This market is a gay nigger from outer space

Baggie made it

WTFW GAY SCAM WICK FUCKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUU MY PUTS

AHHHHHHH

its the last day of the month of course it dumps, and then we giga pump friday for the first of the month

Market is loving the cybertruck huh

>>56822756
thanks for playing

>>56823226
Right, a currency or commodity's new supply being cut in half has no influence on price. I'll go tell OPEC or Panamanian copper traders or Erdogan about that.

>>56823232
Never happened see >>56823128

>>56823251
Holy fuck

everyone in the stock market is getting rich
even the shoe shiners are making bank
blessed

>>56823262
>still using robinhood
Baggie is a dumb nigger what else is there to say.

>>56823191
+0.65%.

>>56823275
Not Bobos

>>56823191
>-0.23%

I didnt sell my 80% increase position
hopefully it doesnt go down tomorrow

>>56823275
that was 2021. inflation adjusted we're still down 40%

>>56823289
>inflation adjusted we're still down 40%
FUCK!

>>56823191
still holding on my new position. locked in some gains in another position

>>56823191
-.34%

Summary:
>SAVE: red
>PODD: crab/green
>NVDA: red
>TSLA: red
>Bitcoin Mining Stocks: very red
>SHOT: very green
>SOXL: red
>XOM: green
>Oil: red
>Gold: red
Thanks for playing!
See you at the casino tomorrow!

>>56823333
At least my SHOT is still very green.

how was the tesla thing?

>>56823248
It's not supply being cut in half... it's the inflation rate. Bitcoin doesn't actually do anything. The current supply floats out there in speculators wallets, getting traded around.
What is cut in half however is the value being offered to provide security to the network. Hence, eventually that security will disappear as those halvings continue.
With US inflation being reined in this past year, has it's value doubled? No, it's still trash.

These events tend to cause small hype cycles, but there's no inherent fundamental advantage to halving miner payouts. With bitcoin already having reached a peak of mainstream attention, there's no longer any permanent gains to be had aside from the slow decay of the US dollar. Similar to gold and other popular/liquid fixed-quantity assets.
Anyway, if you can't comprehend this concept off what I've already explained, I doubt you'll ever get it. No point continuing to discuss. Best you can do is wait and see, and when things go as I've said you can claim I just got lucky. Works every time.

>>56823109
>BURRRRR HURRRRR LETS SHOW THE LONG TERM CHART ON A SHORT TERM INSTRUMENT THAT IS DESIGNED TO PERIODICALLY REVERSE SPLIT AND THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO INCLUDE THE PREVIOUS WINTER WHERE THE RUSSIAN PIPELINE BLEW UP AND SPIKED IT WAY THE FUCK UP
Always a niggerfagtard having to make a niggerfagtard comment.

>>56823191
+.3% until that random EOD pump ended me at +.59%. No clue where that EOD pump came in but I'll take it.

>>56823356
>It's not supply being cut in half... it's the inflation rate.
That's why I said new supply, kiddo.

>Bitcoin doesn't actually do anything.
It's a trustless medium of exchange and unit of account. That is, a superior alternative to gold.

>What is cut in half however is the value being offered to provide security to the network. Hence, eventually that security will disappear as those halvings continue.
Miners get half the coins, the price doubles, their revenue is the same.

>With US inflation being reined in this past year, has it's value doubled? No, it's still trash.
You should learn forex.

>These events tend to cause small hype cycles, but there's no inherent fundamental advantage to halving miner payouts. With bitcoin already having reached a peak of mainstream attention, there's no longer any permanent gains to be had aside from the slow decay of the US dollar. Similar to gold and other popular/liquid fixed-quantity assets.
On that I suppose we'll have to disagree.

>Anyway, if you can't comprehend this concept off what I've already explained, I doubt you'll ever get it. No point continuing to discuss. Best you can do is wait and see, and when things go as I've said you can claim I just got lucky. Works every time.
If you actually had a grasp on it, you've surely made a lot more than I have. Surely.

>>56823343
I swear to God, if SHOT ends up working and Baggie gets rich off it...

>>56823362
the only retarded nigger comments are yours pushing BOIL to begin with. you dont have any edge and you're dealing with contango. absolute stupidity

>AIQ

>>56823411
Shows what you know, the roll that starts in about a week is in backwardation Jan to Mar, niggerfagtard.

>>56823416
Hey, wait a second. That's just cyberpunk QQQ!

>>56823426
it only appears to be in backwardation because of the seasonal adjustments in the price based on historical weather. you are always paying up. ALWAYS

>>56823390
>If you actually had a grasp on it, you've surely made a lot more than I have. Surely.
I'm retired off my trading gains, but I can't really answer this as I don't know your own wealth. Based on your level of knowledge, I can only assume that you have a low/mid 6 figs portfolio, perhaps you won the lottery on a single crypto trade at one point and so you'll forever think you're hot shit. Very sophomoric understanding of everything.

As for the rest, I have nothing more to explain to you. If you choose to continue deluding yourself with false beliefs, go ahead.
.. actually I feel bad so I'll leave you with one more thought exercise: You seem to like miners, so take some time to think about what happens to gold miners when the revenue their receiving from gold drops by 50%.

>>56823459
post proofs or youre lying
>inb4 i dont have to prove myself in front of anybody, heh

>>56823445
Well I don't even give a fuck for 2 reasons. 1) I am a NO NATGAS NIGGER with no holdings because I just took a bad fuckin sting and 2) It's a short term trade and not a long hold, you buy dips and sell rips. Unfortunately sometimes the jews dip the dips and then dip those dips and then dip the dipping dipped dips! That's why I never forget that I am trading THA WIDOWMAKAH.

Looking for that gravestone doji on the weekly. Wake me up when it happens, won't you baggies?

CSCO god candle at close

>>56823475
Schwab screenshots look ugly.

>>56823459
Nah, three cycles in (depending how you count). And I'm sorry you don't understand halving or difficulty adjustment. Try not to get too bent out of shape over the next couple years of price action.

>>56823288
You just know

>>56821894
LEL a full two of those pics were mine

>>56823519
>not even 2 million
Poor fags amirite

>>56823503
You should buy some HCC. I feel like HCC would really fit in that portfolio/wall of random logos.

>>56823519
lol poorfag

>>56822551
> after hours

KEK BAGGIE

>>56823621
idc about your 5h dump, tsla will be 260 by next week

It doesn't matter if we are going to build starships to go to Mars. We must cancel all space advancement because one guy said something bad about a Jews.
TSLA to ZERO fellow Evangelicals!

>>56823524
Other anons profits would never bother me. Much more concerning seeing idiots robbed of their hard earned money.
I'd love for everyone here to make it. Sadly some cannot be saved. You seem to be beyond hope, and I just have to accept that.

It's fundamental economic concept that businesses seek profit. If an activity becomes uneconomic, activity halts.
For some reason, a subgroup of cryptoshills have deluded themselves into thinking that this causal pair also functions in reverse exclusively for crypto universe - that the uneconomic activity will magically attract even more capital, and then the price will rise to match their new, higher cost.
You're putting the cart before the horse.

>>56823641
I love Elon musk!

everyone is making cool portfolio pictures so I made one too

>>56823647
Miners are driven to the breakeven cost, yes. That's why you don't buy them except for short term hype and dumping on normies. That doesn't change the math behind new issuance and transaction fees paying for network security.

>>56823682
Based list anon.
What's the deal with Celsius? What do they do?

>>56823715
MNST for Zoomers

>>56823724
Do you think they'll get bought out? That would be big.

>he didnt invest a measly 1000 bucks into Brookfield corp to become an 8 figure millionaire
why even live

>>56823745
That's unironically the problem of capitalism. Every richfag can simply spare several thousand that he can split up into 1k and put them in whatever company and possibly get a lot richer. A poor person will not put 1k in some company for a gamble in the hopes to make several millions out of it.

Dogshit system

>>56823619
Impressive if true, but sadly this post >>56823228 implies you're probably some europoor larper.
Unless you're doing all your trading in whatever the EU equivalent of a RH portfolio is, and simultaneously too inexperienced to have the balls to fund it beyond low 5 figs.

Best of luck either way. It'll likely be another decade before I reach that level.

>>56823744
Maybe they could... buy someone else out. That would be wild.

>>56823781
anon its just a broken indicator dont take it too seriously kek

>>56823682
Looks breddy gud to me. You caused me to do mine too in Paint with one hand.

>>56823798
GIB BACK MY TDA REEEEE!!!!

>>56823812
no

>>56823781
I think the stock reverse split or something, it has such low volume you couldn't make a million from it. and that's not true.
>t. poor but invest steadily and gamble with other portions

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

Constellation Softwareanon, I ...

>>56823883
The article itself, though it's just dumb shit: https://www.economist.com/business/2023/11/30/meet-constellation-software-techs-berkshire-hathaway

>>56823909
>>56823909

>munger like writing poetry and posting trains
>he came here to shitpost and help
>people were mean to him
A trillion oceans of wrath would not be enough to drown how fucking angry that makes me. The single only reason why I haven't spontaneously combusted from rage at this realization is remembering when I was nice to him and my only regret is I wasn't even nicer.