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See you later virgins. In 90 minutes as of this post, the cybertruck specs will release during the delivery event and TSLA is going to pop off

>> No.56821666

Rule #1: everything is always priced in

>> No.56821673

scam

>> No.56821684

Doesn't matter it still looks like shit

>> No.56821686

>>56821645
>the cybertruck specs will release
like a drop
from a fat bald posers
lying
sphincter

>> No.56821879

>>56821645
Is there a 3x TSLA ETF or did you use calls?
Or did you do something really stupid like YOLO a margin account.

>> No.56821924

>>56821645
>buy the rumor
>keep holding the news

>> No.56822121

>>56821879
GraniteShares 3x Long Tesla Daily ETF

>> No.56822977

BULLET PROOF
also the windows won't break if some limp wristed fag throws a baseball at it

>> No.56823777

They jacked the prices way the fuck up, it's going to be a flop calling it now

>> No.56824145

Why is there still tsla bulls? All the money to be made was in 2020

>> No.56824977

>>56824145
You have said the actual truth.

>> No.56824985

>>56821645
Bad timing. If you had waited 1-2 weeks it would have been better for you.

>> No.56825059

Thanks for playing

>> No.56825079

This shit costed 200 American pesos to preorder… the actual willing buyers number is different

>> No.56825093

>>56821645
Traded flat after hrs. Pre market could eat up 10 points easy though, its TSLA

>> No.56825097
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56825097

>OP

>> No.56825261

Swing and a miss. Always sell the hype

>> No.56826958

>>56821645
I have two assholes now from using leverage in my early trading days. I'm perma bullish on Tesla but will never long it. That said, yea CT will be the top selling truck by 2025

>> No.56826988

>>56821645
lol Cybertruck is a sell the news event. Massive red candle incoming

>> No.56827253

Dibshid

>> No.56827564

OP takes Elons Advice
and fucks himself Good.

>> No.56827569
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56827569

>OP takes Elons Advice
>and fucks himself Good.

>> No.56827976

>>56821684
GO FUCK YOURSELF

>> No.56828037

>>56826958
Even the fanboys on reddit struggle to see something positive, yes you are a bagholder.

>> No.56828086

>>56828037
Interessting event, because everything basically sucks about the cybertruck. It's fucking ugly, it took 5 years to make the price is up 20k. The range is down.

So literally everyone who's defending it is an obvious bagholder. Otherwise you would be tricked by them, but now it's clear why they are still shilling

>> No.56828642
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>>56828086
>price is up 20k
The '50% more expensive than promised' model is vaporware. It *might* appear in 2025. But so might ayylmaos. Meantime, theres the 100% more expensive version, or the $lol version. All of which have 60-odd % of the originally-claimed 500 mile range. Etcetera.
>UNDERSPECCED!
>OVERBUDGET!
>OVERDUE!!!
>UNDERWHELMING!!!!
Pretty much Musk SOP
Still, at least the launch was modest
Which is apt, as the Cyberfuck has much to be modest about

>> No.56828758

>>56821645
whot the fuck will buy that fucking piece of shit car? is this like a joke or a bet between billionaires to see if people is this retarded?

>> No.56828813

Sell

The

News

dipshit

>> No.56828830

>>56828642
What I just don’t understand is why Elon fucked it up so bad. All Tesla had to do was take their normal model and make it into an SUV and just market with all their usual bullshit, EV, self driving Blabla.
Instead the thing looks like shit and all he cares about is how many gunfire rounds it can take. Who the fuck markets their vehicle by shooting at it? He thinks it’s badass but it’s just pathetic.

>> No.56828836

>>56828830
Oh yeah can't shoot the window because that's not bulletproof by the way.

>> No.56828849

>>56821645
>2027
>Trump won
>niggers are rioting again
>driving along with family in cybertruck
>suddenly surrounded by rioting niggers
>truck won't move because ai assist refuses to drive through pedestrians
>niggers proceed to break through your 'bullet proof glass' pull out you and you family
Yeah no fucking thanks. I'll keep my gasoline nigger destroyer and drive myself.

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56828866

dead on arrival

>> No.56829066

But Elon says mean words like mean devil man trump. Elon bad.

>> No.56830093

>>56828849
>He doesn't carry an M4 with 9 fully loaded mags in his vehicle. kek

>> No.56830188

>>56829066
Not even that, he's just a conman who can't deliver shit on time and overpromises out the ass. Much like Peter Molyjew.

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>>56830093
>everyone keeps making fun of me for only having 2 mags