/biz/ - Business & Finance

>brazil doubling oil production and will surpass canada within 4 years
>guyana quadrupling its oil production within next 4 years
>OPEC trying to tard wrangle africa to keep its hegemony
>now cut 2 million barrels of production
>no market change
OPEC's days as the defacto market manipulator in oil are just about at their end.

>be bearish
markets bull
>be bullish
markets bear
>know exactly what do
crabbie comes out

Nice they updated the panda cam!

>>56820104
What is going on down there in Guayaki?

>>56820104
>guyana quadrupling its oil production within next 4 years
Maduro save us

why aren't numbers going up

>>56820113
They are getting invaded by Venezuela

>>56820113
>>56820120
The vote to invade is Sunday: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Venezuelan_referendum

>>56820113
Largest oil discovery in decades off shore. 11 billion barrel field with a recovery cost of only ~$25/barrel and its extremely high quality/easy to refine. Exxon and Chevron purchased the field and have devoted essentially their entire budgets to building it out.

>>56820088
i'm liking these new links

>>56820124
Sounds like they're in need of a little bit of freedom.

OK, which one of you anti-semites is shorting EIS?

>>56820133
>>56820122
It is unfortunate the geological wheel of fortune ended up putting 1/4th of all the oil on the entire planet squarely in the hands of retarded south americans that can't comprehend how to use it to make money. If Venezuela was a functioning economy/state oil would be near worthless with the sheer volume they could be capable of producing.

>>56820122
Rolling for counter invasion from the BRs huehue
>mostly ethnically indian and african
What a horrible country, this place shouldn't exist.

>>56820133
Sounds like some vulnerable species need some environmental protection and some corrupt government officials need a few bribes, i mean shit hole countries need some humanitarian aid, to prevent them from drilling.

>>56820140
Sudacas floating on oil or Ayyrabs floating on oil. Pick you're poison.

>>56820146
Wait until you hear about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Peruvians

Imagine buying PDD when you can buy BABA and JD.

>>56820149
Come on Baggie this isn't California.

VICKI HOLLUB I HOPE YOU GET ASS CANCER I AM SO MAD THIS AQUISITION BETTER BE FAKE YOU DON'T EVEN PAY YOUR SHAREHOLDERS JUST BUFFET BEING A SHAREHOLDER IS SOME DEGENERATE FINDOM EXERCISE OR SOMETHING

I missed the boat on MARA and RIOT so I am officially shorting these meme companies. Honestly both will be $5 by next year.

>>56820162
If Ma's BABA and the Jing Dong ching chong stocks were good, why are they lagging PinDooDoo?

SAVE sisters…not like this.

SAVE sisters we are getting FUCKED

>>56820163
look man, i wanna bring back the 6 mile per gallon hummers too, but right now the libs are in charge, and our chief diplomat for these staring contests is a fucking guy named blinking.

What’s with the SOXL rollercoaster this week?

>>56820165
OXYcontin bagholder?

>>56820182
Gonna dump until Tuesday. No news means no hype.

NatGas brothers

>>56820186
rofl remember when Biden called Xi a dictator in San Francisco last week and Blanket was like oh God I have to clean this up? Besides, now we have an EV hummer that weighs literally 9001lbs.

OUTTA MY WAY OIL FUCKING HITS

Chinabros I do not think we are back

>>56820159
This reads like some fucked up fanfiction

oilbros it's just a shake out right

>>56820174
PDD does retail outside of china selling bootleg goods. JD and BABA got fined by the CCP and they sell mostly in China which is going through a property crisis. Also how can PDD have same mcap as BABA when baba has holdings in huge companies including 1/3 stake in Ant group which was going to be the largest IPO in history if the CCP didn't cancel it.

>>56820204
>>56820209
Holy moly. So much for inflation coming back.

Buy SHOT

>>56820149
wtf baggie, stay off /pol/
its bad for your mental wellbeing at the very least

>>56820209
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>munger dead
>Tech selloff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>the GME pump and dump

Ah so this is the Santa rally

>>56820217
F

>>56820232
You mean AAAAAAA you fool

>>56820234
See I told y'all that buck was gonna break in no time

>>56820217
it's true, i hired a peruvian woman over the summer, and she said there is a very high asian population in peru for some reason.

>>56820221
>PDD does retail outside of china selling bootleg goods.
So they take money from people with money, selling thots ratty clothing that lasts 12 months, which they throw out after 6?

Sounds like more money, more fun with PDD.

>Also how can PDD have same mcap as BABA when baba has holdings in huge companies including 1/3 stake in Ant group which was going to be the largest IPO in history if the CCP didn't cancel it.
Look at that revenue growth.

>>56820227
I wouldn't disrespect my friend alcohol like that.

>>56820198
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THIS RETARDED GAY AIRLINE

>>56820255
That's my short average.

>>56820227
If you don't buy some before the December 7th demo, you have no heart. If you don't realize there's a 97% chance it's a scam, you have no brain.

>>56820088
first

>>56820271
ah, carry on OOOOOing then

>>56820270
I mean, you shouldn't have bought it if you don't realize what the play is. Blindly aping into every ticker shilled on /smg/ is how you get your dick slapped.

>still up +0.01%
I am technically unscathed

none of my stocks are going up WTF?

dow is up 300 points and TQQQ/SPY is basically flat

are we at the top? nobody is fucking buying my bags

>>56820285
Currently getting my dick slapped by buying /smg/ tickers. Any tips on how to avoid getting my dick slapped in the future?

>>56820285
THE PLAY IS RETARDED!!! THE PLAY IS NOT GOOD!!! ONLY A RETARD WOULD HAVE SHILLED THIS FAGGOT STOCK

>>56820287
>down 2% due to my own dumbassery trying to speculate instead of investing

Fuck GME I got suckered into calls by nerds

>>56820265
PDD is way overvalued. Selling at 7 times sales 20 times earnings their growth and accounting is shady the company has never had a CFO and the founder already cashed out $20B. BABA on the other hand is trading at like 1.2 times sales 8 times earnings with growing revenue and they are diversified they do much more than just retail. Looking at PDD Q3 income statements literally no breakdowns where they get revenue from.

>>56820317
Yeah, don't click "buy" until you know when and/or at what price you'd click "sell".

>>56820319
Barring a legal miracle, you get a payout of $29-$30 between January and March. That's it. That's the entire thesis.

There is nothing else in there about it being more than 95% certain* or the price action between now and then.

*Boomer judges are not immortal or immune to blackmail

>>56820386
ONLY A RETARD WOULD THINK THIS PLAY WAS A GOOD IDEA. FUCKING PLEBBIT TIER

Martin Shkreli put me on frfr no cap
https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/abbvie-buy-immunogen-101-billion-boost-cancer-drug-portfolio-2023-11-30/

>>56820319
>>56820402
Jfc man how much did you put in

>>56820270
Well in 4-8 weeks it'll probably double, so there's that going for it.
But anyone could've seen the WSB shit yesterday and known there'd be some absolutely retarded price action left in their wake.

There's also a lot of short term options hedging, partly due to fluctuations in the expected downside case, and partly due to the natural slide in expected trial results timeframe. Even though it's retarded to expect DoJ will settle or that judge Young will suddenly toss their case before closing arguments - someone out there is betting on that, and every day closer to Dec 15th, some premium gets wiped out.
When JETS/ULCC are pumping, the residual expectation for SAVE shares in a merger block upheld scenario would also naturally increase.
ULCC is down 3% this morning. JETS is also slightly red, after topping yesterday. Oil prices have been in an uptrend.
None of this matters for the primary thesis, but at the same time it all matters when watching the day to day swings. There is no guarantee that Jetblue wins their trial, and even assuming they do, there's still moderate risk that DoT makes some unprecedented maneuver to try and block them.

>>56820420
Kek not a lot, 2.4k at 14.30

>>56820402
If 100% ROI (or >300% if you bought in during peak bottom shilling a couple weeks ago) within a few months is your standard for retarded reddit plays, I'd love to see your better ideas and trade history. Those must be astounding.

PIXY doing alright today

>>56820445
How do you go about looking for these plays?

>>56820406
>Martin Shkreli put me on frfr no cap
>Mfw i have a buddy who shkreli follows (on his old twatter account)

banking

>>56820445
>You bloody bitch bastard sir. Fuck you, you fucking fuck
This pajeet spirit airline play was dumb and there is no point in arguing over this with a pajeet shill who thought it was a good idea

P0DD is a legit rollercoaster

Fuck SHOT, I like being hungover. what now bitch?

>>56820491
What the fuck is P0DD
Google turns up nothing

>>56820504
just replace the 0 with an o
that anon is probably trying to avoid ticker scrapers

>>56820504
Replace the 0 with O

WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHY ARE MY CALLS GETTING FUCKED!!! FUCK SPY!!! FUCK JANNIES!!! FUCK THIS RIGGED ASS FAKE AND GAY MARKET!!!!

>>56820469
Aside from shifting through /smg/ shit? Track some smaller, smart looking people on Twitter. Don't copy their trades right away but if after a while you see they don't delete and have decent batting averages, their recommendations might be worth digging into.

Note they're a separate clade of person from emotionally gratifying doomer or generic macro shit posters.

>>56820513
>ticker scrapers
>for a 13 billion dollar company

>>56820522
So you can get heemed with some retard on twitter?

>>56820319
usually when stuff gets shilled hard its time to sell

>>56820530
You should read more than one sentence.

>>56820527
Yeah.
It’s a good habit to have. 13 billion means nothing if volume can get low.

>>56820538
Right, low volume, like over $250m a day. One extra "PODD" on /smg/ will turn that boat around right quick.

>>56820522
Thanks anon.
Anyone you recommend? I'm very new to trading so I don't even know who I should look at.

>>56820550
Twitter has a search function. Just search tickers you like and find people mentioning them. If what they're saying is intelligent, you can follow them.

>>56820482
One of the biggest developments in modern "financial theory" is that quantitative easing turns the financial system in a house of glass cards. It works as long as you never have to raise the interest rates, at which point you're fucked

>>56820566
It would have been fine if they were able to raise rates gradually

>>56820536
No

>>56820566
>Interest rates got raised
>Nothing happened
>Except record profits and consumerism

Any biotech companies I should be looking at? (

>>56820549
Look what you’ve done

>>56820582
Go away Martin

Bobros , short meta

I’m the new Charlie Munger

>>56820574
>what is worsening inflation expectation
>buy now pay not more later

I'll never financially recover thanks to that SAVE retard.

oilbros what happened... opec was supposed to have our back

>>56820613
You're... dead?

>elon musk says go fuck yourseves to advertisers
>specifically calls out bob iger
ru roh DIS

>doubles their production cut
>*wet shart*

>>56820622
Never use more than 2% of your money for gambling, that's my golden role desu

My 43.5 12/1 tqqq put is doing a lil something.

How is Dow Jones going higher? It has to be Health Care etc, cause it is outperfrming all others

Also, I'm currently not trading Oil, but that seems to be a real shitshow. How are they cutting and cutting and cutting and the price is still falling?

>>56820635
I know Im only up 50 bucks thanks to that fucking retarded faggot if I decide to sell now.

>>56820632
Well, yeah, Undertaker and all.

>>56820643
To the oil question, yes.

>>56820643
>How are they cutting and cutting and cutting and the price is still falling?
Demand destruction (people are out of money and cutting back.) It's extremely bearish.

>>56820622
> He went long at $15

>>56820643
CRM knocked it out of the park on earnings. UNH continues to parasitically suck money out of the productive sectors of the economy: https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/DJ-DJI/components/

Thoughts on this piece of shit?

>>56820658
No at 14.30

Does this Selloff in Tech have to do with MSFT statement that we are very far away from a real Super AI? (something like that I read, but in german news)

>>56820648
I thought the dead one was the undertakee?

>>56820662
Woah they're publicly traded? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

FUCK SAVE THIS STUPID PAJEET AIRLINE

>>56820671
idk it's how the WWF lore works I don't make the rules..

I’m gonna start doing UCO options. Oil seems so easy. Just buy long and wait!

HOLY SHIT THIS PUMP AND DUMP
ITS NOT EVEN NOON

Well, all this discussion about PODD peaked my interest so I did a little research into PODD. From what I can see PODD is actually a half way decent company, and PODD has been making money. The risk of buying PODD is of course that the value of the PODD stock price could go down, and people investing in PODD are exposed to potential losses if they stop making as much money. PODD sells a product that delivers insulin for diabetics. Now this is probably great for diabetics, as PODD makes their lives a hell of a lot easier, but I think there is risk that PODD has a problem with their devices and the people who use the product PODD produces end up getting too high or too low doses because of manufacturing defects caused by cheap chink/diversity hire manufacturing. This exposes PODD to the potential of their device actually killing diabetics through giving them like 3 days worth of insulin in one go, and exposes them to lots of law suits. That's all I've got to say about PODD.

I shouldn't have closed my short so early lmao. I blame the fools of /smg/ who told me this was gonna pump higher for a week

>FALL

NATGAS took a hit on what wound up being a storage injection instead of withdrawal but it's still seeming to hold maybe weak support right back to around 2.78. It can trade pretty flat for up to about 5 days and we're at about 3 on this level so something more revealing should happen within the next 2-3 sessions. Even though it costed me a substantial hit I am glad that I went into NO NATGAS NIGGER mode the other day while I watch and wait.

>>56820690
Kek glad I'm not dumb enough to fall for GME. I remember back when GME was shilled years ago here and the play was actually good.

Selling my PODD now

>>56820550
find a style or system to follow. its gotta suit your personality. then look up videos/books of big traders who use that system.

there is a lot to learn. it takes time. managing risk is the most important thing.

>>56820088
The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

>>56820695
lel

>>56820722
Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

i hate the ticker shills so much
also crab day

>>56820116
Because they're going down

>he never forgave
>and he never forgot

>>56820695
Did you buy SAVE you rat jew race mixing ladyboy fucking bastard?! Are you the reason why it's dumping so hard?!

>>56820722
Discovery Harbour Resources (DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0) is an explorer backed by mine builder Richard Gilliam, who founded Cumberland Resources which was ultimately bought out by Massey Energy for $960,000,000. The company is currently in negotiations to acquire its new project. Indications are promising that Discovery Harbour is close to pulling off a major coup in the sector, as its share price has risen 80% in recent weeks. Gilliam owns a third of the company's shares and is poised to benefit from the tight share structure once it steps back in to the arena.

i hate puts expiring today and i NEED THAT MONEY. please. i am tired of eating lentils

>>56820159
>Embassy of Peru in Japan

No fence, can walk right in

>Embassy of Japan in Peru

Spiked fence, kek

>>56820722
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

>>56820738
KEK
Countdown till KOB comes to tell us he has slurped more bargain SAVE.

>>56820738
no I told you guys what I thought about that reddit shit yesterday. see >>56812864
every time you see some chimp out in an airport it's always at spirit airlines counter. why the fuck would a classy airline like jetblu want to associate themselves with that?

>>56820149
Kys fucking kike I hate you so much

>>56820773
idk how you end up on Spirit even by accident. They don't target normal people with their marketing.

>62% of Millennials say they’re willing to pay $7 for a daily coffee because of the joy it brings, per Empower.
Bullish on SBUX. Bearish on this generation.

>>56820487
These look like pakis

>>56820760
That's a big truck...!

>>56820773
You fucking retard didn't you read the play? They are buying Spirit for their assets and planes. The nigger monkeys will fly faggot airlines like southwest or some shit. Fuck do some research before you spew your mouth you vile jew piece of shit. I hope hamas kills you and your ladyboy.

>>56820711
Thanks anon.
I think I at least have risk per trade sorted, only willing to lose 1.5%.
I'll do some googling but do you happen to know of any traders that trade on week/month timescales I could look at?

>>56820801
>Bullish on SBUX
Nice, might stop by one later today to get a latte
I can make my own coffee, but not espresso drinks

>>56820804
Yeah, I'm going to need it to haul my loot during the forthcoming gold bull.

>tickers shilled constantly
>namefags buy in
>dumps
fucking lol

>>56820831
Are you retards seriously buying no-name shit that tards here are shilling? The absolute state of you people.

>>56820844
i buy one every ticker shilled here using my memefolio. It is basically bleeding money but fun to watch and look at.

>>56820795

They have deals for boomers who get confused and fly AC to Ft Lauderdale. I get a horror story from people once a month or so about their parents going on a cruise and the plane nearly getting grounded because a baboon is drunk on the plane...
>I talk shit, but I was held hostage for 4 hours by Frontier
>Made Spirit look like fucking Lufthansa

>>56820850
I just add them to a watchlist and a few times a day sort by gainers/losers, and then post memes about them

>>56820853
That's fucking hilarious.

>COST P/E RATIO: 41.52
Uh oh

>>56820844
Don't mock my trading strategy you fucking ass hole. What are you even holding?!

There's a bunch of new shit added to the HOOD 24/5 trading. BOIL is in there now too so the BOIL/KOLD/UNG collection is complete there. There's a lot of new individual STOOKS that make no sense for inclusion in such an exclusive list to me but some of you faggot fuckin kids proably know all about them.

>>56820820
>barista asks you for 25% tip

>>56820844
>>56820850
i should bring back the /smg/ ETF and just make it this garbage
was trying too hard to make it respectable last time

complete oil deth

>>56820817

all of these in youtuber have a bunch of interviews with traders of different styles.

RichardMoglen
Etienne Crete - Desire To TRADE
ChatWithTradersPodcast

>>56820678
it blows my mind that no one knows accenture exists when its a $200B company

>>56820844
someone said their smg gambling folio does better than their conservative one.

>>56820844
They never learn

SAVE sisters it just keeps DUMPING

AAÀAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>56820844
I find it refreshing, because it lets me know there is a lot more room for this dogshit market to run.

I'm starting to slurp Oil

someone post SMGS meme image please
here's a space tractor Cathie Wood as payment

>>56820906
Thanks to the inverse baggie signal, it seems to be rebounding a bit.

>>56820922
lel, it's still based on your Lum prompt, I can tell from the tiger stripes and green hair

100% short TSLA

>>56820923
Yeah I'm up a whole whopping 73 dollars thanks to Baggie being a clueless ladyboy fucking faggot Kek!

>>56820889
Yeah it makes sense in retrospect.
You're long the IT job market though, that doesn't seem like a good bet right now.

this is fine

>>56820950
Explain to me why this matters?

>>56820950
I already posted that: >>56820482

ohnonono HAHAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

>>56820954
It means banks have some heavy bags, but in the end it won't matter because the Fed will make up some bullshit Calvinball program that mitigates any ill effects.

>>56820950
Unrealized -> Not real
It's fine don't worry about it.

>>56820954
thats US banks unrealized losses.
>>56820960
oh apologies.

>>56820696
Nobody here knowns anything

>>56820804
UUUU (7.85, +0.25, +3.29%)

DOW JONES; THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE

>>56820967
>>56820969
Yeah but even if the debt turns toxic they can just make the tax payer pay it up and turn it profitable again like they did with the bad CDs for the housing market crises of 2008

>>56820966
Murban Crude bros... Allah has blessed us.

>>56820954
Banks are short over half a trillion $ and everyone thinks the problem is that there's too much money.

>>56820993
Yeah, that's what I said.

Is now the time for FNGD?

>>56820969
>oh apologies.
It's ok fren, I only got one (you) on my post, you seem to be having better luck

>>56820954
It doesn't. Those are past losses. Everyone knows about them.
In other words, priced in.

>Henry Kissinger finally fucking died holy shit 100 years of jewish tricks
Bearish, apparently

>both stocks and bonds are dumping globally
isn't this a huge red flag that the hikes aren't over?

>>56821002
I like the "Calvinball" analogy.

r8 my Oil slurp

>>56821017
Everything dumping means we'll probably get a pivot soon IMO.

What are you shorting rn /smg/? Why?

>>56821035
MDAX, also Feeder Cattle but it's part of a pair trade

SAVE sisters we are almost back!

>>56821019
Thanks. They don't make comics like they used to. Anyway, in all seriousness, that's been one of the strangest things I've learned about the finance world over the years:
>Welcome to finance, where the rules don't matter and we're going to do whatever to keep the show running. Don't like it? Fuck you, get your money up Cantillon effect in this bitch.

>>56820944
I wasnt even ragging on you either kek. Almost every single person I mention accenture to has never heard of them.

And I get stock rewards by working there, I would never be holding otherwise. Debating whether I dump and pay double capital gains or hold for a year

>>56821041
>>56821035
As for why, shorting MDAX is for exposure to Germany being fucked, macroeconomically speaking.

>>56821035
Everything because I hate this world.

>>56821035
Doubling down on SOXL, might lose everything l8r…

>>56821017
healthy pullback
haha

PODD racers
SAVE Scammers
BITFags
NViDAs
TSLA Trannies
Oilists
Oilists
BOILers
Add to the list
We used to do this in 2020

>>56821021
picrealted/10

>>56821021
I covered my short around 75.37 so looks good to me. A+

>>56821017
>dumping

>>56821065
Nice, good timing as well

>>56821062
>NViDAs
I think you want NVIdiots

Oil will probably get slurped up tomorrow if not today, classic wipeout move.l

>>56821080

>>56821062
JEPIdos

>>56821097
Fair value for Oil rn would probably be around $140 to $180.

>>56821103
Fair value for bitcoin would be 0

>>56821080
It's a little tough to tell. It's holding the uptrend from a couple of weeks ago at least.

Kek oil baggies

I've started drinking everyday since PoemAnon left us...

>>56821111
CHECKED
H
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quads of absolute truth. Fair value for BTC and is all miners and holders get gassed.

>>56820696
earnings are next wed. i bet there is bunch of fuckery till then.

its been going down for 4 months.

as long as it stays under 23.50$ (200ma) id say its a ok short. after attention and hype dies down again.

>>56820864
NVDS, nigger.

how come there's no penny thread anymore bros.....what has happened to /biz/ when i was in jail

>>56821173
what did you end up in jail for?

>>56821035
i own 1 (one) put expiring today. i am going to make it.

>>56821173
Why were you in jail?

ALERT

gamma flip line has been reached

>>56821173
Kek this nigga went to jail

>>56821173
Welcome back king

>>56821185
drove my 2001 honda civic into the wall of a bank, wirecard insider trading, drug trafficking, breach of peace

>>56821173
all those investors lost everything.

>>56821173
Interest rates are different and stole the narrative

>>56821190
so do we get wrecked
I don't know how to read this sadly

>>56821203
Fuck /smg/ has the deepest lore.

Anons... Tesla will reach 260 next week at least, right ..? ....right?

>>56821203
You're alright bro.

>>56821192
Don't knock the hustle.

>>56821203
Many such cases.

>>56821203
I don't believe you, get your shit together. Either show papers of your charges or fuck off. Also buy SAVE

my biggest pos that dumped yesterday. is dumping way less today even though nasdick is going down more today.

phew

>>56821235
What's the pos?

>>56821220
lost it all on hcmc bros

>>56821231
lmao

Imagine how big of a fucking retard you'd feel like if you dumped SAVE this morning.

>Berkshire sells out all OXY
It's over for oil

>>56821207
when you cross over into negative gamma, CTA's, vol control funds, and option dealers no longer buy the dip. they sell the dip

>>56821203

>>56821264
Gotcha, thanks for the info fren

>>56821213
Based aspect to nootice.

>>56821261
Plz no I was the anon typing all caps above about vicki. I would have to yolo in SAVE and rope if that didn't save me. I am getting rsped here.

cyto bros get in now

Dis puts anyone? “Fuck you, hi bob”

>>56821240
i bought at a bad time and im down a bit. hope it keeps climbing to 65 and beyond.

pic related

>>56821315
Don't insiders (still) have a crazy number of shares locked up? They may rerun the playbook the last time it popped up here in August.

It's too quiet now...

34 years old
Net worth of 200k.

Its over for me, I'm never reproducing am I?

>>56821308
They will probably have a fake and gay pump, but puts for next week methinks

>>56821297
Are you the 100% all in OXY anon?
I'm just bullshitting but honestly doesn't look too good for OXY that chart is weak & continues to lack any buying momentum for a while now. I'm glad the last wave up was good enough price for me to sell & be out.

>>56821344
At least you have your health

>>56821344
I don't think money is the problem, sorry to say.

>>56821327
dunno. its done a crazy move since january and volume is huge last 2 weeks.

hope i dont get stopped out.

OIL CHADS ITS OVER

>>56821344
>34 years old
>Net worth of 200k.
>Its over for me
Why is /biz/ so fucking pampered? You sound like literal crybabies "waaah I'm in the top 20th percentile of my age group in terms of wealth, and more than twice the median net worth, it's so fucking over"

>>56821302
up 8% since i posted this

>>56821021
and I sold it lmao, I love to maximise the slope of a trade, +1% in less than an hour is very vertical

what the fuck got shoved up the boomer30's ass and made it jump 260 points?

>>56821374
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

>market just sits at 4500 for weeks on end on declining volume
surely this isn't a distribution top right? RIGHT?!

>>56821358
Yea. I am at work but I am gonna drop this piece of shit as soon as I can. If I want to own oil I would rather own something else at this point.

Look at them slurping the earth's lifeblood.

>>56821406
I jinxed it, sorry.

>>56821419
Now I feel vindicated in selling 6 minutes ago lmao

>>56821385
Over half of any age group will be pic related, who are expected to have 0 or negative net worth.

All you bobos care about is shorting
This market deserves a better class of investor and I’m gonna give it to them.
Tell the Jewish cartel they work for me now, Mumu will have his say.

I need to buy a laptop to watch movies/market while I sit in my truck 8 hours at work. Any recommends? /g/ is contrarian bullshit

>>56821435
If youre not gonna game then anything cheap will be fine imo, just dont get an overpriced apple product

you're basically describing any laptop. I'm just going to say T480 with a mongo 2nd battery if you want max screen time. MacBook pro if you want good screen and sound. hate this? get literally anything else because your bar has been beat for at least a decade.

>>56821385
In general women demand at least the top 20th percentile if you're that old so yeah it's a reasonable question if you're single.

>>56821435
Get a refurbished corporate laptop. Do not pay more than $200. Run Linux (preferably non-Gnome, non-systemd if you can manage that too.)
Sent from my $60 refurbished thinkpad.

>>56821344
How do you suck this bad with women? Are you just ugly???

>>56821466
Why do you guys care about women? If you want to spread your genes and help your race just get shredded and go on a world knockup tour.
Women are not worth it beyond that.

i sold the top

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the members of this group. Everything I have posted here is purely satire and should be treated as such in a court of law. I have committed no crimes and am an innocent bystander.

>>56821385
honestly if you figure 1/2 the population is women and another 1/2 are shit skins the top 20% is not that impressive really if you are a white man.

>>56821478
I already have everything else I want so it's kind of the only thing to care about.

>>56821435
SE with 8YoE here. I'm bad at trading, but good at tech. What's good for me (System76 laptop) might not be good for you since you don't code. What do you do in your truck? Security guard outside? For just watching things, this will sound controversial but try to find anything with a good screen and by good I mean matches apple retina or better. There is really no going back after that, especially for design work and charts. My eyes burn every time I look at a lesser screen. Despite the fact that Apple itself is ghey with their cucked hard drives (not good for storing movies) cloud bullshit (always has syncing errors) closed sourceness, etc.

>>56821435
Businesses throw away hardware all the time. Check your local electronic recycler/surplus. Just get something with fairly replaceable parts and a standard charger.

>if you don’t have at least 100 million and getting 50 million in cash flow, you’re broke

>#Angola #OPEC governor says Angola will produce 1.18mbpd and rejects and will not stick to the new OPEC quota

>>56821500
HiDPI screens are the most overrated crap. You won't notice the extra resolution even if you're doing something text heavy but you will notice the decreased performance (increased power consumption) and unless you're running OSX you're going to be fighting with your OS/apps to make things readable.
I'd buy a normal DPI screen over a HiDPI one even if they both cost the same just because of that. Preferring one is very silly.

>broke ass people are cockroaches, and poor people are dead to me

>>56821435
>>56821435
Oh man, I would have never expected these responses. Whereas /g/ is contrarian bullshit, /smg/ are tightwads on tech. LMAO. But they're right. You're better off buying companies instead. Michael Burry uses 1 monitor BTW, and it is an old looking one too. His head is mostly in paper books, and only uses the PC to place orders.

>>56821519
What a fucking freeloader

one of my stops got triggered. was a position in green slightly.

And SAVE is dumping again

>you peasants are getting too comfortable. You’re overpaid and don’t do any work. 50 percent unemployment fixes you uppity peasants

>>56821520
For someone who spends 8hrs at a job, then 5 hours after working on my own startup ideas, as well as on the weekends for my own ideas, I need to be looking at something that is easy on the eyes, if not downright beautiful. Helps me work longer. Most people don't need it, but I've never looked back.

>>56821519
Why did OPEC allow these Africans in
They’re too stupid to understand supply and demand

Ah, the anti-shorting troons are back. Feels comfy to be a bobo again.

>>56821528
>Is called SAVE
>Actually ruins investors
???

>>56821528
stop checking the one minute chart

>>56821521
>>56821505
>>56821535


Why are whites like this?

>>56821540
idk my work laptop is a mac and I'd rather use my shitty thinkpad if it meant i could have a decent WM instead of the macslop. I end up opening a zillion safari and terminal windows because I can never find the old ones I had open.

>>56821550
All I keep doing is hitting refresh

>>56821547
Worst fucking decision of my life. I sold it and only made a 100 dollars. Fuck the plebbit Anon who shilled this fucked airline

It’s free real estate

>>56821450
No games and the only apple I buy is AAPL

>>56821461
>>56821475
/g/ touts those thinkpads but I dunno

>>56821500
I've heard of these but aren't they expensive? I do IT work but most of its done from my work phone/tablet and physically trouble shooting equipment.

>>56821501
I live in Wyoming

>>56821522
I haven't had a laptop since early 2000s and it weighed a ton.

I'm going to find something from amazon that has a removable battery, good screen, and non soldiered ram. But yeah its just to stream movies from my seedbox during my downtime

>>56821566
I'll take the $100 you don't want it.

>Anon getting smoked by garbage meme tickers shilled to hell and back
Just like the old days. I think we're fuckin back.

>>56821589
I hate knowing I could have made more money. I'm going to find something else not getting shilled on plebbit right now.

I LEAVE THE PUSSY MICRO SOFT LIKE WINDOWS VISTA

Faking

um whered u dudes go?

>>56821687
>>>/biz/smg

>>56821687
>>56821699
nvm there's no new thread

>>56821605
>I hate knowing I could have made more money. I'm going to find something else not getting shilled on plebbit right now.
Would you hate yourself less if you lost 100 dollars on it? No? That's what I thought

Jesus Christ you bunch of FOMO fucks are pathetic

>>56821585
Thinkpads in particular aren't great (they were good a long time ago) it's just corporate machines since those tend to be built well unlike consumer machines and you're having the corp IT people do the shopping for you.

why is the nasdump down 1%

>>56821710
because it pumped +13% over the past month?

>>56821710
dunno but dont like it.

>>56821710
IT'S OVER

>>56821566
>All I keep doing is hitting refresh
Get a real trading platform lmao

ROBERT DOWJONESEY JUNIOR

>>56821726
I'm short some of these businesses.

>>56821710
Munger was sitting on the meltup switch, but they had to move his corpse

>>56821710
because.

>>56821699
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/catalog#s=/smg/

>>56821726
pretty embarrassing. I think I'm going to stop doing business with these businesses until they set a new ATH.

>>56821814
FORGOT
PICREL

>>56821814
Nothing interesting will happen until tomorrow morning anyway.

>>56820124
>Exxon and Chevron purchased the field and have devoted essentially their entire budgets to building it out.
They purchased it from Guyana?
and now Venezuela wants to liberate two thirds of Guyana's territory, saying they need to prevent the genocide of the Venezuelan-speaking minority there?
How would this influence the oil price and stock market. Has any US official already commented? Wikipedia says Guyana has a valid decision of some international court that says the area is theirs.

>>56821840
>Nothing interesting will happen until tomorrow morning anyway.
Wrong
Tesla event

>>56821857
Geopolitical turmoil is often bullish for oil prices, but at the same time tends to get faded back down due to the prevailing narrative that nothing ever happens.

>>56821840
great more fake statistics

>>56821894
>>56821894
>>56821894

>>56821872
Oh shit.

>>56821872
is today?

>>56820104
>Brazil joins OPEC+
PLOT
TWIST

>>56821435
Pinebook is $200 for a brand new laptop. It uses an ARM chip instead of Intel or AMD so you don't get any of their Orwellian management engine bullshit.