/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56810576
Man I wish I could grasp Options lol

My salary is $200,00USD a year but I still feel poor and miserable. Its like even once I hit that 1 million net worth mark, I'm still going to be depressed. What should I do? I dont care about GF/Wife/Family/Sports Cars/Mansions. I just feel like I'm giving my life away for nothing.

Sometimes I think I'd be happier just bumming it around the beaches instead of working 60 hours a week for a soulless corporation. I'm 29 years old, childless and have no long-term goals.

OEF.
The most Jewish holding you can buy.

>>56810836
15% isn't crazy in option land. Just don't forget to sell.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED
SO MUCH MORE AWARE

https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU

>>56810847
What's your job?

>>56810830
>>Financial TV Streams:
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

"The domain Watchnewslive.tv may be for sale. Click here to inquire about this domain."

First for wieners checkem.

reminder: RRP runs out in January
reminder: the treasury is 'kicking the can' hoping that they can wait for the government solvency crisis to happen after the election
reminder: Q3 GDP was boosted by government spending and inventories
reminder: increased inventories, while going into a weak holiday season is bearish - when they have too much inventory and the buyers don't show up (which we all saw with black friday..) then they are forced to mark down inventory, eat a loss on the inventory, as well as sell a lot less
reminder: after RRP runs out, the government will not be able to keep issuing bond on the short end of the curve as there will be no money with which to buy them left
reminder: we have entered a debt spiral, where we must issue more debt just in order to pay debt service, which now exceeds military spending
>OH, BUT GDP WAS HIGHER [DUE TO GOVERNMENT SPENDING!!!]
Lol. Yeah. This all goes away after RRP runs out. Tick tock. Then all that drunk government spending, we are stuck with the debt and the debt service.
"See! The economy is strong! The government is spending like a drunk sailor!"
No. Fiscal irresponsibility will have disastrous consequences.
>What are you talking about anon, RRP running out? What does that have to do with issuing T-Bills?
https://ckarchive.com/b/k0umh6hdz5n92b6n33wn4a8w8p577
Read this.
>normal ~20% rate of auction of T-Bills versus longer maturity bonds.
>In fact, this has effectively been inverted lately, with the Treasury auctioning 70 to 80% T-bills and Notes versus Bonds this past number of months
>Using the Treasury estimated $1.5T of upcoming auctions between now and the end of the first quarter of 2024, it seems the Reverse Repo will be drained by then
>But if the Treasury keeps the same pace of auctions as the last couple of months, as Lyn Alden points out in today's Inspirational Tweet, the RRF will be drained by January
We normally issue only 20% of the bonds as T-Bills. Treasury has been forced to 80%.
Debt spiral.

STOP FUCKING BUYING ALREADY!!!!!

>>56810880
We should buy it and just make it a live stream of /smg/

>>56810888

>>56810847
Bumming around gets very old and lonely and tiring.
Do something like help animals or a group of people you care about or nature, that's what would make you happy.

>>56810889
That's a great idea.

>>56810847
40 more years and you can take a break
or you can get some mega leverage and let her ride

Wish I’d taken profit on SOXL at the bell…

>>56810897
Dammit, now I'm thinking about the technical challenges of streaming a thread split...

>>56810869
I work in a financial tech company

Salary is 200k per year, bonus is about another $50,000

I just sit in a room by myself all day tending to millionaire customers.

its okay I guess, bought a sports car and a nice house but it feels like im missing something out of life

>>56810847
>I just feel like I'm giving my life away for nothing.

Then set a goal to become financially independent. Buy a house you retard. You're one of the few on this board that actually has the means to do so. Inflation is going to get a lot worse and physical assets will only grow in importance.

Then try to reach a million dollars and retire early. Yeah anons are gonna say a million ain't shit to retire on, but you said you're comfortable bumming it, so it shouldn't make any difference to you. You can find 10% dividends pretty easily. That's $100k pre-tax. Should be plenty.

You've identified the problem, now do something about it.

>>56810847
You sound like you may have internal self worth problems which may need to be resolved. I'm not saying this to be insulting; I genuinely think you need to look inward.

>>56810916
I would be investing in land and making a game out of that. A small subset of land speculation but also buying money making plots. Buy rural plots enrolled in government bullshit programs like Wilderness Preservation and whatnot where the state/feds pay you a stipend and eliminate your property tax bill simply for leaving it alone so deer and birds and shit can play on it. Essentially the land is free + profit from that point on but the value will only ever go up under the current fiat system. Quit buying depreciating goofball shit like sports cars.

>Canadian companies have transferred $120 billion to Luxembourg to avoid paying taxes, per IRIS.
Guess it's closer than the Caymans

>>56810912
Why not take profit at close?

>>56810955
Good, fuck the Canadian Government.

>>56810830
The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

>>56810955
>$120 billion

It’s Wednesday and nobody is in my new company’s 12,000 sq ft office. Nobody has been here all week. “Hybrid” my ass. This shit has to be fraudulent. It’s such a waste of space and money. When I say nobody is here… I am not exaggerating. I am the only person here. A toad looking spic came to clean the bathrooms, which I have been shitting in every morning.

>>56810966

Will Comcast buy Warner Brothers Discovery?

>>56810975
Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

>>56810984
Holy hell how did I miss Trudeau's side profile? This explains everything.

>>56810975
Can you go back to /cmmg/ with the junior moose pastures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4kg0Hl-tU
>>56810836
Ignorance is bliss in this case.
>>56810847
Money at those levels are more about stability than luxury IMO.
You should buy a yacht though, you'd be surprised how cheap they are, especially now.

>>56810975
Discovery Harbour Resources (DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0) is an explorer backed by mine builder Richard Gilliam, who founded Cumberland Resources which was ultimately bought out by Massey Energy for $960,000,000. The company is currently in negotiations to acquire its new project. Indications are promising that Discovery Harbour is close to pulling off a major coup in the sector, as its share price has risen 80% in recent weeks. Gilliam owns a third of the company's shares and is poised to benefit from the tight share structure once it steps back in to the arena.

>>56810983
Commercial real estate is an even bigger potential bomb on the economy versus what the mortgage backed securities shit was in the late 2000s. All that back to office shit has been solely a shameless attempt to prop that market up. If commercial real estate collapses that's a lost decade right there.

>>56810847
You will have to find this meaning yourself.
Maybe get a gf, for starters.

>>56810975
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

>>56810990
Are you hinting at something, anon?

>>56810983
I'm supposed to go in once a week as of Sept. I've been in twice since then. Haven't been able to connect to the internet, no one there to help me. The first time it was two people I'd never seen before who left by 230. Second time had more people, but no Internet so why bother going back. Haven't been since like early Oct and no one has said anything.

>>56810910
I would demande that the incarceration of my spiritual kindred Bill cease immediatly
Leverage has no criminal nature

>>56810983
At the last place I worked at about 7 of the three hundred or so engineers reliably came into the office and they'd only do it a few times a month.

is SPY options and futures the only things worth trading intraday? after the first 30 mins of trading, most of the moves on all the stocks have pretty much happened already

>>56810983
>A toad looking spic came to clean the bathrooms, which I have been shitting in every morning.
Based. You're keeping the economy going with your shits. Dirty shitter theory.

>>56811031
Fuck off and fuck you.

>>56811024
I don’t understand why people don’t want to come and work in person?
>I enjoy the commute
>I enjoy saying hello to the security guard
>we have ROOFTOP access and can look at the river
>I can go out to lunch or happy hour
The only thing missing is coworkers… I’m lonely as fuck here, but it beats working from home. Fuck remote.

>>56810830
what game is this?

>>56811045
If I don't make a move in the first ~30 mins of the day I consider trading over already tbqh. The modern market positions everything to pump or dump at open and then crab the rest of the day and there are very few exceptions. Actually makes things relatively easy because you don't have to waste your time looking. Do your morning hour sweep and then free the rest of the day

AAPL is still crabbing.

>>56810955
>paying taxes would be detrimental anyways
>they'd pass the costs onto the consumers
>thus it is good that they are evading taxes and only the regular people are paying, because then there is less pricepressure for the GIGACORPORATIONS
>The government would waste the money anyways

Unironically what /pol and /biz thinks

>>56810962
The line’s going down! Way too SOXL heavy, 850 shares.

>>56811048
It’s a ridiculously nice bathroom, too. I bet the women’s bathroom is even better since my company is woke. Seriously I feel like a king, here. The bathrooms are black marble everywhere. Everyone should work in the office, you’d feel like a king or queen.

>>56811096
It's good to evade taxes because fuck those guys simple as.

>>56811096
Regardless of your position on corporate taxes Canada does not deserve them.

>>56811037
he's definitely /ourguy/

>>56811107
The office in which I (infrequently) work is a repurposed mortuary from the end of the 19th century. It's kinda cool I guess.

>>56810955
Why Luxembourg? Isn’t Dubai the new shady banking capital since Cyprus has been hit by a lot of investigations?

>>56811109
>point nr. 4
>>56811113
>can be seen as point nr.4

are we gonna win oilbros

>>56811024
if the commercial real estate collapses, then they have to empty out of all commercial real estate offices leading to even more empty commercial real estate. it's a black hole and cause the end of capitalism forever... we have to force everybody back to the office or it's all over.

>>56811137
Alright Trudy. Go hire more convicted sex offenders for your cabinet.

>>56811137
Yes, the government would absolutely waste it. That's a great reason to deprive them of their parasitic cut.

>>56811096
I hope the government goes bankrupt, they are the primary enemies of America.

>>56811066
>>I enjoy the commute
I can understand your other points, but not this one...

>>56811132
With all of the pajeets in Canada running amok, I doubt they would want to deal with any muzzies. Those tiny European duchies and kingdoms have always been decent tax havens.
>“Since Switzerland and the EU started collaborating, bank secrecy isn’t what it used to be. I recommend accounts in Andorra or Liechtenstein.”

>>56811141
It's super weird how many realestate brokerage office showed up over the last few years.
All they do is fill them with women you have to talk through to search the MLS. None of that even needs a building. And there are so fucking many of them.

Did you buy?

>>56811180
I was buying from August until like the first week of November.

>>56811141
Urban planning has been infiltrated by YIMBYcuck activists who want zoning laws abolished. Commercial real estate will just turn into mixed-use, mixed-income officetels (I don’t know what they call them in the states) with Shaniqua and her 10 kids screaming on the fifth floor because she gets a housing voucher.
Developers are DYING for commercial real estate to collapse so they can take advantage of dystopian YIMBYcuck permarenters destroying any possibility of land ownership by average citizens.

>>56811071
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati:_New_World_Order
This one, I think.

>>56810884
There is no "kicking the can", under debt-based fiat, debt IS the money, more debt = more money stock = inflation (monetary expansion). Remember, you can't ACTUALLY borrow from the future, when you loan money into existence you've just created a new fraudulent claim on existing resources, the debt is framed as a future problem so you don't pay attention to the actual real-time consequences. Money literally flows, monetary expansion causes money to flow almost exactly like electricity, with the "monetary impedance" (how easy an asset converts to money) of an asset determining how fully that asset inflates. This is the mechanism behind oligarchical parasitism, this is why incomes have lagged assets (labor has a high monetary impedance), and why some assets (e.g. housing, moderate impedance) lag other assets (equities etc, low impedance)

>>56811180
people were boboposting hard at 1130 so i bought 0DTE SPY calls

Even today Hershey is red. It's the only stock in my portfolio that is red

Why would you choose any cloud platform besides Crowdstrike to protect your world class CSCO network infrastructure?

>>56811255
What is this picture and how do I profit from it?

>>56811170
You aren’t married, are you? The commute is the only time I am not getting nagged by the ol’ ball and chain or my turd kids.

>>56811255
I work for CRWD. You're a fool if you're shorting it. We reached profitability in a high rate environment.

>>56811255
I'm gonna be real with you Chief: the Undertaker Index is gettin mighty weird.

>>56811228
i tried to get some calls but i didn't fill, and now i'm out like 24% that i didn't gain because i didn't want to overpay. I might just fucking call it a day and take a nap. #FuckBaggie

>>56811285
Ugly bitch

The paradigm has shifted.
What if I told you that Crowdstrike has allowed zero breaches?
Would that change your mind on holding short term treasuries?
The stock is up like 140% ytd.
Would that change your mind on your 4.6% cash deposit?

>>56811294
Sorry, randeep.

>>56811274
That bad? Don't give up on kids at least, might still work things out with them.

>>56811296
We all know taker is a fraud and one of the worst entertainers in the industry

>>56811286
oh wait, now that i look again it did fill, and i'm up over two big guys. (a single big guy is 10% incase anybody forgot the whole 10% for the big guy)

>>56811320
Nah, I love both the wife and the kids. Doesn’t mean I don’t hate them, too. You’ll understand it when you have a family.

>>56811170
If you live and commute in a rural place then it's more like an hour of forced meditation while you just keep the car in between the lines on the highway with cruise control on.
I kind of miss that actually, I should go for a drive.

>>56811338
she's rubbing off on you, only a woman could speak in that kind of logic.

gold and oil pamping, and ppl rushing to bonds. What bad news did I miss?

Bros, just buy SCHD. It's so easy.

what a wacky day

>>56811366
Reminder QQQ is up 47% this year and SCHD is down 5%

>>56811368
>what a wacky day
you have no idea how wacky it really is

>>56811353
Dollars are worth less

>>56811425
i believe you

>>56811401
Hope you sell it before it crashes. SCHD holds real companies that pay out real returns.

>>56811401
So much better to simply buy the quality divvy payers.
PBR is up 80% YTD (total return).

What is the easiest app to gain access and trade (basic) options aside from RH?

>>56811366
SCHiD

>>56811510
Holy fuck the bull run hasn't even begun yet.

Relatedly, is it straightforward to get the ability to trade pre and post market on thinkorswim?

>>56811451
you are getting outperformed by cash dude

>>56811529
I'm happy about that because I can buy more for cheap.

>listening to bloomberg
>some dude talking about quantum ai in the cloud
cant wait for nigger ceos to start saying shit like this and to get another giga pump

>>56810983
I go into the office 3 times a week but at lunch time, cafeteria is only at 10% capacity. Meal prices have increased below inflation rate so the food is actually good value.
I will increase office days to 4 per week in winter, to profit from the good cheap food and free heating.

>>56811536
genuine lol thank you

>>56811536
You could be buying even more for even cheaper if you had never held SCHD until now.
No reason to be happy about underperforming.

I can't wait for modern medicine to turn my cross dressing hapa son into a cat girl faggot.

>dividendtards

>>56811554
good god...

>>56811510
Chase Bank

>>56811554
I remember warning people about JEPI.

>>56811543
>sentient quantum ai in the hyperspace cloud

>>56811554
Covered call ETFs make me laugh every time.

>>56811554
What kind of options voodoo are they even doing with this fund?

>>56811353
Returns of about 5%?

>>56811554
well, well, well

>>56811554
>JEPI
Mr. Gregory Mannarino told people to buy this

>>56811573
It was mostly just BOIL kang shilling it. For some reason, several other absolute retards started taking him seriously.
I don't think there was a single good trade he ever recommended.

>>56811589
midwits (and below) will tell you something like
>bro, are you retarded?
>they sell spx options!
>are you retarded, bro?
which couldn't be farther from the truth.

>>56811549
That's true but you can't change the past or find the exact lowest time to buy. But now when it's low I'm enjoying being able to buy more.

>>56811554
JEPI isn't really a dividend fund in the traditional sense, because the money comes from options, and only a small amount of what gets paid out is actually from dividends of the companies the fund holds.

Is it over for SAVEcels? Seems like it can’t stay above $15.

>>56811641
>he likes its structure
>he wants that fat dividend
he either knows and/or understands nothing about its structure,
or he likes to "lose money" by getting outperformed pretty bad.

>>56811676
Us SAVE niggers never had a chance. We got shilled a shitty airline that's hemorraging money and the government is cock blocking their merger. I was fucking retarded for buying this flying gay mega piece of shit. I have just accepted that I'm not based at all but mentally ill along with everyone who bought into this.

>>56811680
>retard doesn't know how to edit charts into his videos
Why do people listen to this dumb queer?

>>56811554
I'll never understand why people are so hot on dividend stocks when you can essentially create your own "dividend fund" via skimming gains on growth stocks with virtually zero effort.

If your growth stock goes up 4% in a month on a $100k investment, just withdraw $4000 and go on with your life. Congratulations, this is your "dividend".

Instead, people willingly take lower payouts, far lower growth or even negative growth, and with the advent of assets like TSLY, exposure to potential rugpulls from options shenanigans. I'm actually very interested in the psychology behind this. What is it that is so fundamentally thrilling for people about dividend stocks that simply the "automatic" nature of them is enough to make people willingly forego comparatively massive diffrential gains in growth?

The irony is that most dividend type people are usually in the camp of Greg Mannarino who absolutely loathe the banks, but somehow trust that intruments like JEPI or JEPQ won't rug them, so now we're talking multiple pathologies stacking on top of each other.

It is truly fascinating.

spx prediction: flat tomorrow, open Friday with higher highs and dump on whatever jpow says

>Wheat

>>56811750
What if he says to shut the fucking door?

Any remaining TDA users gotten their Schwab transfer notice? Been waiting months with no news yet. I thought it was supposed to be all done by now.

>>56811746
Yes I like that the business is paying out extra money that they don't need. It's comforting, and it's truly passive income. Also the "growth" stocks might not keep growing when things get bad, and it's good to hold well established companies that have that extra cash.

>>56811770
They probably forgot about you. In a few months you're portfolio will be deleted.

greg never disappoints

>>56811784
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA but my LNG finally went greeeeennnnnn!! Guess I'll message them again.

>>56810847
ask if you can change your hours to a 30 hour week or even 20 if you can afford it. you will still be able to pay your bills and you will have more free time to browse the web and bum around.

>>56811770
Mine was transferred over the weekend of the 3rd or whenever that was scheduled. Got a bunch of emails leading up to it to remind me to create a Schwab login etc. Does your TDA login still work?

>>56811809
Yeah it works. I've gotten no notice. I have a Schwab account already so I was looking forward to the consolidation.

>>56811819
It kinda does sound like they forgot about you

>>56811769
Just shut the fucking door.

Feels nice to know I bought the generational bottom of BOIL today.

>>56811786
Kek, imagine getting this ass ripped over black jack and buying a retarded book on how to deal with multiple deck blackjack.

>>56811786
I really need one of these thining caps.

any thoughts on the iwm daily? looks a lil trappy to me

>>56811803
If you want the real answer, I remember some other anon mentioning that their transfer plan extends out to Q4 of 2024.
Maybe there's something in your portfolio or trading that does not easily convert.

I don't know though. I got converted and I had a few shares of POYYF (polymetal) that simply disappeared. Not like I can trade them anyway, but they'd have been worth around $10k if I'd put in the effort to move them to a Kazahkstan broker.

>>56810916
Follow Christ and be thankful to the Creator for everything you have, even the little things like sun on your skin or the comfort of your bed. The little things are where happiness lies

>Come up with "genius" idea
>Try to trade USDEUR when US GDP QoQ comes out
>Leverage it because fuck off
>Down 3% in 30 seconds
Never again, I'll just stick to indices and commodities.

>>56811874
>to move them to a Kazahkstan broker.
Was that possible after they froze it?

>>56811868
you need at least a 8.5" cock to invest in small caps
you dont....measure up
>puts on sunglasses

Help, I'm drowning in bullshit

>>56811680
>taking advice from someone that looks like that
Seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>56811917

>>56811917
Cat-ter point:

>>56811926
The trick to swimming is that you have to just go with the flow instead of trying to fight against the sea fren. Stop caring about the bullshit and then it doesn't matter anymore. 99% of problems go away if you just stop giving a fuck about anything. Pretending to be emotionally wrecked by dumb shit that doesn't matter is for faggots and women.

You been putting in work on those calls, Money Man?

>>56811746
People are retards. That's the secret. Divideanon holds +20% cc debt while "investing" into KO, he could gain 20% real yield by paying down his debt but he refuses because he's a retarded nigger.

>>56811912
>Was that possible after they froze it?
Yeah, it was an option up until they delisted from london a few months ago. Well, theoretically it might still be possible, but I was/am too lazy to go through the effort of getting an apostille passport and other ID info to mail to some kazahk brokerage along with a hefty fee to even create an account to transfer into.
Not worth caring about for $5k profit.

>>56811926
read boethius

>>56811982
Hold the fuck up. There are people who carry a CC balance?

I miss him so much bros...

>>56811783
Almost everything you said in your post is psychological though. I guess if you value the comfort you're describing above saving literal years or even decades toward financial independence then that's your prerogative, but I can't understand it.

At this point, I could start throwing around stats and numbers about the comparative gains of growth vs. value/dividend stocks in the past 30 years, but eh, I don't feel like arguing. You're free to do as you wish.

I set stop-losses and you can always hedge with commodities. You can even set automatic sell points when reaching certain percents above $100k for example.

JEPI and TSLY aren't even subject to those nice dividend tax savings. They're just taxed as regular income. Growth wins in that department as well with its long-term gains tax advantage.

>>56811982
KO anon has terminal diabetes that has rotted away his brain to the point of a constant sugar induced fog. The typical government employee. He is basically a nigger.

Dude has sold the bottom of so many stocks that I know he lost 20%+++ on (Paramount) and yeah always talks about his plans/debt etc lmao

>>56812005
I don't buy JEPI. That would be fine for short term but SCHD is where it's at to invest for dividends in the long term. I value the growth of dividends, so I agree with you there.

>>56812003
I wouldn't put it past people here.

GameStop and Tesla. Whodda thunk it?

wtf why is KOSS up 13% on no news?

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/koss?mod=search_symbol

We're never going to have sex. We will die poor and virgins.

>>56812063
Hey, I am NOT a virgin.

I'm tired, the kind of tired sleep won't fix. I'm tried of trying to understand this market or trade rationally. I accept I'm tarded. I'm going to buy whatever rec gets dub first with the rest of my disposable income. Specify whether stock, option, short, etc. Roll.

>>56812063
I'm neither poor nor a virgin.

>>56812003
Yes, and they buy divietraps, explains a lot, no?

>>56812061
all the meme stocks following GME today. AMC, QS, etc.

>>56812047
I know a lawyer that debt maxxed credit cards in his 20s and then just never paid them anything. It's pretty based if you go that route but if you are paying interest you might as well let the rabbi personally circumcise your son and suck him off in front of you

>>56812074
Weekly Gme calls

>>56812063
I refuse to die poor

>>56812081
Grim. Foreboding.

>>56812063
Not a virgin. Just haven't had sex in almost a decade.

>>56812003
What you do is you open an LLC, and get access to a business line of credit. Then when the bill comes due you just declare bankruptcy and do it again with a fresh LLC. If they ask you to give a personal guarantee you just find a different creditor.

>>56812086
The debt max trick looks really really hard to get right. You'd definitely need to be a good lawyer to get away with it.

>>56812005
No point arguing with divvy boomers. Just let them be content, at least they're generally earning profits and beating BBBY and other meme/shitco investors whose thesis seems to be that more expensive = better.
They're most likely beating the average permabear too, and the bond boomers.

>>56812088
Dubs. Port it fgt.

>>56812094
I'm thinking about buying defaulted debt from an LLC and from my research that doesn't actually work.

>>56812088
Just my fucking luck.

>>56810913
Easy, run the new posts for the old bread, like a ticker at the bottom of the screen while displaying the new bread.

>>56812098
It seems incredibly easy. He basically just smoked weed and told them you shouldn't give credit cards to people that don't have any money and they stopped fucking with about it

>>56812035
The only time I could accept dividends from something like SCHD is if I was 65 and I already had $2.25m in the bank. If that's your setup, then I'm envious.

For most people though, that ain't it.

>>56812094
Baggie, you've replied to me with Jewish nonsense for years now and this might be the most Jewish advice yet.

>>56811879
This is the only real, correct answer

>>56812083
but why?
might their whacko theory about short baskets be.... true?

>>56812063
i'm not a virgin, the government fucks me raw

>>56812074
See: >>56811217

"Stonks only go up" isn't wrong, the common explanation for why they go up is wrong. S&P(total return) has 180x since '71, 42x is just monetary expansion, it's why Growth mogs Value, equities return (monetary expansion)*(real demand growth)

>>56812113
Sell at 20. Gamble until 22
The 88’s don’t lie.
Thy Boggs will be done. Amen.

>>56811879
This. Also lift.

>set TIF Day limit for 1000 shares of NEGG yesteday
>doesnt fill
>NEGG up 23% and climbing
why the FUCK does the market hate me!

>>56812094
>If they ask you to give a personal guarantee you just find a different creditor.
Unless your LLC has real operations and multiple years of existence, they'll all force this. The trick is to debtmax in a homestead state, buy a house, then declare bankruptcy.

It's always good to have an LLC in case something like PPP comes around again though.

I just took a modest position in shorting G*mest*p

>>56812173
They'll garnish your wages and then you'll lose the house to property taxes when you can't pay them.

Look at koss!

No option chain

Look at negg!

Dogshit option chain

Short Gme!

It’s running to 20

Follow along!


Inverse smg

34K what do I drop it on? Nothing too pants on head stupid please.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>56812179
KUUURRRWAAAAAAAAAA

kek uranium baggies

>>56812094
I feel like a lot of things could go wrong with this.

>>56812209
Dump it in VOO and forget about it

>>56812179
Based Eastern Yuro brother

>>56811649
I'm grateful he turned me onto BOIL regardless of him being a NIGGER. I've net made some good money with it even though I just took a pretty bad sting. To me it's not about taking him seriously, I just started watching BOIL and seeing how it functions like a money machine at certain times. The trick is knowing when those times are and aren't! But yep, any mention I ever see of JEPI and I remember him saying he was going to park all his gains in it.

is the market halted? line isn't going up.

>>56812202
The whole point of declaring bankruptcy is to clear any wage garnishment from nonpayment.

>>56812220
this

>>56812213
Based AIC poster.

>>56812214
>today I opened up a modest position trusting my European neighbors
same vibes

>>56812119
>and they stopped
nah

>>56811840
BASED and hopefully to be BLESSED. I probably sold the genbott but had to tap out because I can also see it potentially going a *lot* lower. I expect it to rip instead though and me just watch the bus go off and leave me.

>>56811879
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

Verification not required.

>>56812107
good luck getting any fucking money from me while I'm out in bangkok sipping on mai tais and fucking lady boys

VEU brothers

>>56811879
Based. Needed this words today. Thank you anon.

>>56812264
>fucking lady boys

>>56812220
I already have 60K in SPY. Looking for something a little more spicy.

I ran up about $35k worth of CC debt in my younger and dumber days and never paid it off. After 4 years the statute of limitations ran out so I couldn't be sued over it. I get a collection letter from a junk debt buyer once in a blue moon, but there's nothing they can actually legally do about it at this point (it's been nearly 15 years). I did get sued for one small portion of the debt, so I settled and paid about 30% of the full amount owed, rather than show up in court. I wouldn't exactly recommend it though. Fucked my credit for 7 years.

>>56812209
17k in /LE, 17k shorting /GF, hold until March

>>56812264
Based. It's not gay as long as you dominate them and no kissing

>>56812293
TNA, and not just because it's a funny acronym.

>>56812294
Thanks for sharing frend

>>56812230
The point of bankruptcy is to have a judge mediate the creation of a repayment plan which *may* be for less than you originally owed.
It's not a magic wand that just waves the debt away. I'm kind of surprised how few people know this.

SAVE bros we just keep fucking LOSING!!!

>>56812320
Yeah, most people think bankruptcy is an instant "get out of jail free" card. A buddy of mine filed for bankruptcy years ago, it was a real fucking drag. Sold his house, got his truck repo'ed, had to drive a shitbox and rent a house in a sketchy area for a while til he got back on his feet.

>>56812320
>I don't work
>I don't have any money
>I don't ever plan on being a productive member of society
>How does $5/month sound?

Once you have all those ladyboys boy pussies they can never take that away from you anyways. Once your credit is fucked just do like black people and use cash app as your checking account or whatever

>>56812302
GFF4 did just limit up yesterday. Short cattle might not be a bad call. Not sure about long live cattle, maybe hogs? Is the mcrib still in town?
>>56812315
>Leveraged small craps
Anon about that pants on head stipulation

>>56812354
>Anon about that pants on head stipulation
You feel that sentiment? That's your upside.

>>56812326
Looks to me like it's winning.

>>56812294
What kind of a retard does this? I ran up 10k of cc debt but just took out a loan with a lower apr than my credit card debt and made lower monthly payments paying it back in 2 years. I just looked at my expenses and spent less than I made instead of living paycheck to paycheck and got a second job. The whole experience taught me not to be a retard myself and how to save money but at least I didn't nuke my credit like you did.

>>56812354
Cattle spread (long Live Cattle, short Feeder Cattle) is a reliable seasonal play.

I'm also longing Lean Hogs due to them being cheap.

>>56812379
I'm ironic shit posting right now.

>>56812349
>Just be a homeless gay bumb and literally live the shitiest life possible so they can't make anything worse.
That's definitely creative.

>>56812380
>Second job to pay his interest so shekelsteinbergman can buy a new rental property

What a faggot. Imagine bragging about being retarded enough to have to roll your debt like the US government to barely stay solvent instead of just telling them to tongue your anus

You bought SAVE instead of PODD because…?
Let me guess, you think Americans will stop being fat or something.

>>56812179
>modest short position
>100 shares
Bro, that's a fucking tiny position.

>spy has not moved in over 2 hours
i dont like kikery on this level

Apple closing their shit with goldman sachs I am moving my HYSA into my brokerage so going to have my first 1/4 mil account after the 1st of dec.

>>56812380
All these years later my credit's fine and I essentially got ~$33k in free money. Sure it's a nigger thing to do, but it is what it is.

>>56812419
Because SAVE has pumped from $9 to $15 in two weeks, and may double again in a few more.
PODD is up 10% in that timeframe.

When will ZIM hit $5?

Well, today I definitely got fucked

>>56812432
Also before you retards ask, I am like 90% MGK
But it is losing steam because of MSFT and AAPL

>>56812179
>40% margin
Weird stock saw that with british and EU gas, though IG has different marginrequirement than CMC

>>56812442
Yeah but you guys are taking an insane risk. I’m worried for you guys. Legit be careful.

>>56812409
>tell them to tongue your anus
>wreck your credit rating
>get stuck paying shittier apr's now to mr sheckelstein
>winning???

>>56812144
Have you ever looked at some of these charts? Of course it’s true wallstreet picks victim struggling retailers and profits off every facet of dragging them into oblivion. Their cronies infiltrate and destroy from within. GameStop was paying to keep a fucking private jet before activists took over

>>56812441
Doing God's work anon. Usury is a sin. The cucks here are just mad because they picked up overtime slave shifts so that niggers could fuck their women while they worked.

>>56812465
>using debt to make purchases instead of just paying for everything with money you've already saved.

How long does it take for unpaid credit to disappear?

>>56812441
Smigger is the perfect word to describe the people who post here.

>>56812409
What do you mean with rental property?

>>56811848
imagine writing one and being 100% wrong the whole way through?

>>56812488
Checked
And honestly... you're better off just disappearing yourself

>>56812423
I know, I don't care about GME that much, I'll get a few hundreds out of it if it goes straight down, or if it goes above $20 I'll double down. My main regrets are having my first position always being too big.

>>56812456
I was surprised that they allowed to short it at all, and the daily swap is in my favour too!

>>56812442
>buy high
every time

>>56812486
We are not all trust fund babies like you baggot who can fuck off with life and date korean ladyboys.

>>56812063
I lost my virginity this year :^)
almost made it to wizardhood

>>56812488
Once the credit card company finally writes off your debt (and it invariably gets bought for pennies on the dollar by a junk debt collector), 7 years. Be aware that the SOL for debt varies from state to state.

>>56812494
Sounds extremely based. I kind of want to write a blackjack book now.

>>56812463
That's cope logic. I got a 70% gain. From here there may be risk, but I bought at a very high reward and very little risk. It paid off.

See this?

>>56812399
did you find it from wallstreetbets ?

>>56812446
I was thinking more like $0.50.

>>56812519
look you're not getting any sympathy from me with you're going around spending $20 a day on avacado toast and coffee. ffs i offer free coffee all day to my employees and these morons are still taking breaks to go out and buy that shit.

Those portfolios have been drilled. its called shorting Eli, I borrowed everything above it so I get what's underneath it. Do you understand Eli?

>>56812554
What, no. Some based faggot kept posting about it here so I took the 2.4k profit I made on SOXL and decided to toss it into that while I hold RIOT like a retard.

>>56812465
>>56812477
>live normal boring life
>mortgage, good, job, good credit
>save up money
>slowly take out credit cards
>pay off balance each month
>over a decade get 100-200k credit limit
>max them all out for gold coins
>fuck off to SE Asia
>"work" 15 hours a week teaching English to supplement savings
>retire at 45
>no tax money goes to gibbs for israel or ukraine

I hate MANU so much its unreal

>>56812573
Cool, I didn't ask.

>>56812179
you're supposed to wait until the day before earnings

>>56812584
its a wsb stock.

>>56812605
Yeah well I wouldn't know, I don't use plebbit.

>>56812549
Hey, I already made a quick buck off of SHRM a few years ago.

>>56812605
>knowing what is or isn't a reddit stock
FUCK
THE
FUCK
OFF
BACK to your gay faggot home.

Hey smgiggers whats the long term outlook for oil? I want to dca into CVX but I'm worried about the middle east suddenly being peaceful. Schizo theories welcome

You know that feel when you missed the peak and your 20% gain turns into a 40% loss?

Now I know what being JUSTed feels like

T. Babby investor just lost 100 bucks and probably about to lose 150 more unless I sell at a loss or hope for a miracle

>>56812650
ngl that's a VERY handsome frog

>>56812650
I thought the whole point of DCA is not giving a fuck what the price is at any particular point.

>>56812651
Worst feeling in the world. Take it as a learning experience.

>>56812628
>>56812643

this is how i know. i dont browse leddit and dont buy their stocks

>>56812549
Hey TRUFFshill, how's it going

>>56812664
Yeah I'll memorize that train of thought for sure kek

"Fuck I'm SO UP, and it looks like it's gonna moon more"
>30mins later
"Ok the velocity fell of a bit, but still looking good"
>2hrs later
Fuck, back to where we started. Oh well tomorrow is another day
>1 more hour later
cutmylifeintopieces.jpg

>>56812672
>caring at all about what any plebbit sub says
What kind of gay notifications are you getting anon?

>>56812692
thats tradingviews news section on SAVE

>>56812651
take less risk. smaller positions etc

>>56812672
What is the source of those notifications? I have no idea what the fuck MT Newswires is but I see their shit in my brokerage news every day.

>>56812672
Well clearly you don't browse /smg/ either because we've been talking about SAVE for weeks.

>>56812700
Still sounds gay anon

>>56812651
sounds like an average tuesday afternoon for me

>>56812717
>we've
Mostly KO Boomer. He must be a redditjew.

>SAVE
Another /smg/ pump and dump. I'm getting tired of these schemes...

>>56812712
>take less risk. smaller positions etc
I want to master both high risk and low risk. I'm not entirely brainless so the high risk stuff is obviously just a fraction of my portfolio (2%), while the rest is in ETFs and stocks, so the high risk is basically for playing around. But the fastest way to learn is the hard way hehe, so no pussying out

>>56812601
Maybe, but I don't know if GMEfags can keep their pump up this long

>>56812650
DCA into it if you like it and have the expendable income without binding yourself. Go for it bro. Oil is gonna be around for a while. Entire countries will neglect electric vehicles as they are already doing due to us mutts despising the ridiculousness of e-vehicles and not really buying them as the car companies expected. They're way overpriced and don't get you where you need to be safely enough. There's too much risk right now for e-vehicles. Some of us still have commutes that e-vehicles can't reasonably satisfy. Give it 10-20 years and we'll be somewhere else in this e-vehicle market as they get more charging stations and become more affordable around the USA. They'll also regulate combustion vehicles to hell and back if we let them. The questions remains, how long do you want to hold oil and how long til they try to ban us from using it? Then you'll find out when to sell.

>>56812717
no "we" haven't, just you reddit niggers

>>56812735
Whatever if that's how you faggots feel I'm selling this gay shit then.

>>56812742
The hilarious part is that this pump is because of institutional hedgefund lol

Alright, almost time for shower hour, and I actually am going to go take a shower. I expect to see the markets fully pumped back up when I return, squeaky clean

>>56812735
Holy fuck, you just caused me to check in on UONE.
>one month chart

>>56812714

here >>56812700

>>56812741
Look I'm not a retard but basically I want all of your money right now for clicking on lines while I get high and I don't want any risk. Basically it's my cash and I want it now. Thanks. Much educated. Hello from Mumbai.

Thinking about shorting instacart, podd, and nu. Wish me luck.

>buy my bags
any anon news on on AA

>>56812757
KEK
>pic included

>>56812326
>SAVE bros we just keep fucking LOSING!!!
Losing what? I made like 4k earlier and bought more calls. It's literally printing money.

>>56812776
>776
1 off... b careful sir may kek be with u in this gamble

>>56812766
Yeah I saw it but when I tried to make a post telling you I saw that it gave me the countdown timer wait and I figured by the time I could you'd already reply and then you didn't so I figured you figured I probably saw it already and all that shit so just said fook it!

>>56812732
>>56812756
Someone was shilling it months ago. They bought way too early, but I'm thankful they put it on my radar. One of the most insane dips I saw all year.
I'd guess around 10 anons hold SAVE today, including KO boomer.

Sorry you missed out. I'm sorry your paranoia over what some other retards on another website do means that you'll continue to miss out.

>>56812762
It is? What's the story? I heard baggies were trying to make it pump because they have calls in the 20s for the earnings.

>>56812776
Good you can join the anon that shorted Podd at 170

>>56812793
I was ironic shit posting SAVE sister but the fact this is trending on plebbit makes me want to get out.

SAVE just keeps pumping though. Contemplating selling it tomorrow now.

>>56812813
wait so you're telling me this is all hype around a merger of spirit and jetblue? as some one who's flown on both airlines, i will never fly spirit again, and i will always prefer a seat on jet blue to pretty much any other airline to any destination they fly. from a sheer consumer perspective this merger sucks, and basically that's why it won't happen.

>>56812772
>Look I'm not a retard but basically I want all of your money right now for clicking on lines while I get high and I don't want any risk
Sure anon, here you go, this is the link to my portfolio: https://www.shadyurl.com/info/Bankaccount.html?ses=Y3JlPTE3MDEyODc5MzkmdGNpZD13d3cuc2hhZHl1cmwuY29tNjU2Nzk4MDM2N2Q1MDcuMzY2Nzc3NTkmdGFzaz1zZWFyY2gmZG9tYWluPXNoYWR5dXJsLmNvbSZhX2lkPTMmc2Vzc2lvbj0ybHZmWUowdTdZeUJDWUdaMWV0MA==&category=Balance&keyword=Stocks

>>56812827
Nah, fuck that, that just means more money pouring in. I saw SAVE mentioned either yesterday or Monday on ThinkorSwim, so the news is getting out there.
>>56812860
I've just been scalping calls and buying more further out.

>>56812796
im going to funspot next month, pretty excited ngl

>>56812813
I didn't miss out because of what anyone said, I just don't give much of a fuck about anything other than
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
which might be tism related. I am trying to break out from that narrow focus some but nothing else makes as much sense to me as
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
and it fucks me due to doing things beyond my understanding and expectation sometimes so I don't quite know watdo until my tism starts to see something else.

>>56812864
Spirit will cease to exist. It's considered a merger, but really a buyout.

>>56812864
>that's why it won't happen

well there it is. the inverse baggie signal means more SAVE rally to come.

Say something bad about CLSK and IREN for me baggie so they go up another 100%

>>56812874
The calls were pretty cheap but I still don't fully understand calls to take a chance.

>>56812657
Yeah I wish that were me

>>56812658
Its more the opportunity cost of piling into CVX as opposed to some of my other holdings. My income is fairly smol.

>>56812752
Good stuff, thanks anon

>>56812880
TBF, trying to predict the weather is very popular with the 'tisms. But gambling on this itch is just degenerate.

>>56812888
i can't wait for the opec cuts to be announced and oil to moon shot while airlines take a fucking bath, some of you retards deserve it. especially KO anon for buying that woke trash instead of the based COKE company.

>>56812908
well here we go again. Time to Load up on OILD & NRGD like I've been meaning to.

>>56812893
I basically averaged out 8000 shares to $3.75 each for like $25k.

>>56812908
Goddamn it baggie can you not curse my oil position?

>>56812931
Very nice

>>56812874
>SAVE mentioned
SAVE or rico suave ?

>>56812933
look oil will rally in the near term, but the arabs aren't stupid, they see the demand lightening, and once the second coming of the kung flu hits, all these fucking airlines and oil stocks are fucked.

>>56812516
buy high sell higher

My Ionr is doing a little something

>>56810847
You should meditate. Read the path to nibbana by David Johnson

Dubs and there will be a godlike rally during the closing minutes

>>56812972
Oh now we won't get lockdowns either. GOD baggie you never let me have anything nice. Next you are going to say the chinks will invade the twinks for the umpteenth time.

>>56812993
No rally for today anymore, sorry anons

and there it is

>>56813006
ON NO NEWS

>>56812972
baggie flu just remnants of not letting the kids hang out over Covid and gookfu spreading germs on her 'trip'

>>56812978

>>56813029
they'll let anybody into stripper school i guess

Literal multigenerational top. You just saw it

>>56813049
>>56813049
>>56813049
new
>>56813049
>>56813049
>>56813049
new

>>56812978
>women around her giving this fat chick fake ass compliments egging her on while they laugh at how clownish the fat chick is
Man girls are so mean with their fake niceness but I do have to admit you wouldn't even find hippos doing tricks like this in a circus.

>>56812978
i am impressed with the structural integrity of that pole. must be X

>>56812005
JEPI won't outperform growth in a bull market because JEPI is not a growth fund. it's most profitable in a crab or slightly bearish market. If that's the forecast there's nothing wrong with it. It was very profitable last year. If people want to be JEPI maximalists no matter what direction the market takes then they're retards.

>>56812812
kek i just posted to make sure

>>56812063
Thank God for that. I can't imagine anything worse than letting some whore steal my vital energy

>>56813329
Well bless you for it.