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>4% a year
i make more than that trading

>>56808386
>This is never going to fill.
happy with 12%

>>56808386
kek priority access was set at 9 days, and less than 1 day in the entire pool is already over 1/3rd full.
And THEN there's general access.

It's over fuddie

>>56808386
I got 8 days so no rush.

>>56808421
Even worse.

Prirority migration from v0.1 chads almost has filled a third of the total pool.

Then there's early access.

Then general access.

Imagine the hoops and the congestion once general access opens.

Imagine if nobody gets to general access because its all filled during early access kek

>>56808535
That would be bullish.
"We would like to apologize for our dick being too big"

>>56808535
Better be ready for early access guys, have a feeling it's going to be filled in a matter of hours. I'm hopefully going to top up my 5k stake with another 2.5k

lmao the absolute state of kekfuddies
i remember these gay retards claiming the 0.1 pool wasnt gonna fill either

fudcuck
noun
fud-cuck
plural fudcucks, kekfuddies

1: a misguided, unpaid, and disgruntled personal assistant to link holders and stakers
"I just woke up! I could clean up the smegma scented basement I live in, but today I need to spend 8 hours angrily keeping biz up to date on my latest headcanon!" - your average fudcuck
2: an angry retard who lives on biz and is bitter about selling at a loss / gambling it all away on a lending platform: person affected with extreme intellectual disability or emotional instability
3: a mindbroken, low testosterone ESL "male" - usually from a third-world country, who found biz after 2021 and is obsessed with the investments of other men and feels a need to always post about it

The terms fudcuck, kekfuddie, and their derivatives are currently used as technical descriptors in medical, educational, and regulatory contexts. These uses are broadly rejected by fudcucks, mostly because they find them incredibly offensive and upsetting

God damnit. Is 2500 enough? I could hit 3500 in time for early access, but should I bother? The reduced APY has me feeling like I need more.

When the pool first ooened link was like $7, some people with locked link probably just want to sell and get out of this underperforming dumpsterfire

>>56808386
KEK Baggies

>>56808386
Current rate as of today, 14:22 EDT:
>4646 per 2 minutes
>2323 per 1 minute
$34,845 per minute are pouring into this staking contract.
$1/4 BILLION has already flooded in.
$600 million or thereabouts -- huh: m-muh six hundred million -- will be the total valuation if the pool fills & closes at today's (price) next week. Believe me: that pool will close at 100% an hour before the deadline, even if "anonymous" wallets unofficially owned by the team are used to fill in the gaps, the way record labels will buy albums & tickets in order to pump sales numbers. They want our APR to be under 5%, because... well, just because; I don't know why s*tanists do what they do, because I'm not sick enough to be one, lmao.

But, seriously, screencap this post.

>>56812534
My rough back of a cocktail napkin math projects an approximate total of $403,200,000 to be staked up until the end of priority access closes in eight days; adding this to the extant $222,000,000 already in, that brings us to $625,000,000.

This current rate is certainly sustainable, and the team certainly has reserves lined up just in case to maintain it. Although the rate tapers off gradually, it appears to have stabilized. We'll likely see a marked increase in new re-stakers joining this weekend and the following Monday, as many are fully occupied by arguably better pursuits like family vacations & professional careers to even look into what they might've heard until then.

...if only there were a gambling contract determined by the outcome of which happens first: pool fills or pool closes...

>>56812612
>40%+ full @ hour 27