/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56803512
ok just make more money then

>>56803512
>he buys new iPhone and laptops every months
>he BUYS entertainments (games movies etc)
Anon I..

>>56803583
My gf wanted to see Barbie last summer and we (I) paid $60 including drinks and popcorn

$2.5/meal is pretty reasonable for home cooking
$2.5 x 3 meals x 4 people x 31 days = $930

$1000 is food for a month in the US
My mortgage is $1100

>>56803613
We (I) paid $0 to 1337x.to for the same movie

>>56803613
Your OP is right, but this is cringe.
Pirate movies, food from the store.

>>56803512
n

>>56803621
Worst part is I tipped them to bring me popcorn and drink to my seat

>>56803613
my gf at first thought me pirating everything was both cheap and nerdy, until I beat a man senseless over a small verbal argument infront of her, now she even sucks my cock without asking when we watch kino. take from this what you will

>>56803647
I'm not American so I don't know if this is a joke.

>>56803512
>not enough to feed a family of 4 for a single month
You could feed a family of 4 for like 3 months if you actually knew how to be good with food. And I don't mean cheap/canned shit. I mean buying whole chickens, carving them up, and making soups with them. You can buy a big bag of basmati rice for like $20, a dozen whole chickens for like $200, and tons of veggies for another $150 and I bet you could have 3 months of good soups for dinner right there. Bake your own sourdough, drink mostly water and a little milk (you are white, of course), you could have toast with an egg and maybe some cheese, homemade yogurt and a little bit of whichever fruit is cheap and local. Oatmeal/porridge is a good option too. I bet if you really tried you could feed a family of 4 in the US for 3 months on $1k. And that's eating good food, not corn syrup processed shit.

>>56803512
>>not enough to feed a family of 4 for a single month
are you in canada? or just don't know how to cook?
that's 30/day, 7.5/day/person. and 2 of those people will be chilfren. you can get by on that.

same for the rest of it.
did free covid gibs make you lazy and entitled?

>Not enough to buy goyslop products that are peak consumerism
>Not enough to feed your bitch of a wife and your disgusting spawn that will grow up just to hate you
>Not enough to buy garbage for asshole family members that don't even respect you
>Not enough to go to some retarded wedding (you must spend 10k on my wedding! This is important to ME! Me me me!)
The last part is the only tragedy in this retarded thread of yours. I'm buying exaclty one K of Blocklord's token when that comes around though.

Quit consuming so much OP. It leaves you feeling empty.

>>56803512
how I hate shitty capitalism, of course you can feed a family of 4 with 1k, you just have to buy real food and not that processed junk they are used to eating.

what does me being unable to get pussy got anything to do with this :(

>>56803512
the pixel 8 costs $700 and it's a better phone than the iphone, you fucking apple fanboy pig

>>56803645
ok

>>56803512
you are a slave to money, i sincerely feel bad for you. i hope you will soon understand that there are more important things to worry about.

>>56804025
thank you for saying what I couldn't

It sounds like you need to do a lot of budget adjustments. You waste money on very stupid shit
>Smallest car repair is a thousand dollars
It also sounds like your mechanic(s) are milking you like there is no tomorrow.

>>56804025
Videogames are not worth a hundred dollariroos.

>>56803649
kinda sad to be larping like this anonymously anon. don't get a real girlfriend, no woman should spend her time with someone as weird as you.

>>56803621
but in the cinema you feel the adrenaline rush of feeling your girlfriend's hot thighs in the dark while being alert that no one notices they are doing nasty stuff.

>>56803618
>>56803621
Incredibly based

>>56804025
1000k worth of any asset is not a lot of money...

>>56803649
yeah anon, good lying time

>>56803512
IMAGINE paying that fucking much to assist to some fucking wedding. Put some limits dude I wouldn't go even if I had hundreds of thousands lying around in savings or whatever else.

>>56804074
All this issues could be fixed by just getting more money

>>56803512
>$1000 is not a lot of money unless you’re an incel
Not true.
Multi millionaire incel here.
Even a million buckeroos isn't a lot for me now.
I need at least $10 million buckeroos to get a gf it seems.

>>56804123
i can smell your envy all the way from my shithole anon

>>56803512
its about enough for a months groceries for my girlfriend and I (we eat organic and all that shit)

>>56803512
>not enough to buy a new Apple computer
don't care
>not enough to buy a new iPhone
don't care
>not enough to feed a family of 4 for a single month
yes you can
>enough for 4-5 dates at a nice restaurant for you and your woman
learn to cook or have your woman cook
>it’s very difficult to spend less than $1000 on Christmas for your family these days
bullshit. you can get a nice gift for $50
>got invited to a wedding where just the plane ticket is $2000 to Europe
say no
>even the smallest car repair is over $1000
highly doubt that
>new video games are now $100, costs $50 to go see a movie in a theater, etc
new video games and movies are shit and you can always pirate

>The money just doesn’t go far at all unless you’re a 21 year old incel or something
*The money doesn't go far if you're a retarded consooooomer

>>56803512
>>not enough to buy a new Apple computer
>not using Linux on an old thinkpad
>>not enough to buy a new iPhone
Sure it is
>>not enough to feed a family of 4 for a single month
>having a family
>>enough for 4-5 dates at a nice restaurant for you and your woman
>interacting with femoids
>getting overly fancy food that's just as good as stuff half the price
>>it’s very difficult to spend less than $1000 on Christmas for your family these days
Imagine buying gifts for other people
>>got invited to a wedding where just the plane ticket is $2000 to Europe
Just don't go lol
>>even the smallest car repair is over $1000
>being this much of a wrenchlet
>>new video games are now $100, costs $50 to go see a movie in a theater, etc
>not pirating all media

>>56803613
>My gf wanted to see Barbie last summer
why is she woke?

>>56804135
No amount of buckeroos will be enough for your mindset...

Hit me up, let's get you laid

not everyone works at taco bell

>>56803512
correct, women are the biggest expense and when you eliminate that from your life you can enjoy your money.

>>56804132
which means investment. I started with 1k now I have 33k on crypto. Now when my biggest bag, nxra, hits the target, it will be a considerable amount. Still not good enough but weare going good

Okay. Give me 1000 dollars right now.

>>56803512
It's enough to feed four people in my house hold for a month and a half.

Why is $1000 very little money to have but a lot to owe?

>>56803621
Could you recommend some good pirate movies?

>>56805739
If you owe money, you're in double shit. Because 1. you have no money and 2. you owe money.

If you have $1000, you're just up 1000. Owing 1000 is like being -2000. you need to come up with the thousand for the lender and $1000 for yourself to just be even with the guy who has 1000.

>>56803512
>apple products
>needy gf
>barbie
>standard of living is based on restaurant dates
Guess how i know op is gay.

>>56803512
>$1000 is not a lot of money
Then give me $1000 of yours, I can put it to better use than you can according to your logic

>>56806204
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

>>56803512
1K is a lot when you invest it wisely, buy a 100X altcoin

>>56803512
>>56803613
Fsggot

>>56803512
$1000 is like $40 a year in perpetuity at a safe withdrawal rate. That's like $3.33 a month. Don't tell me you wouldn't want another three bucks and change a month to spend on whatever, and that's for EACH $1000 you have properly invested.

>>56807441
Anon are you talking about QANX

>>56805739
Sewyash?

>>56803618
You eat 3 full meals a day lol, fat cunt
>be me
>no breakfast, just coffee
>sandwiches and fruit for lunch
>chicken w/veg and potatos for tea
My family of 4 spends around £400/m on food
You are either greedy, lazy or are just being ripped off mate

>>56807659
dyel

>>56803512
It's not a lot of money under any circumstance unless you're a third worlder

>>56803512
>not enough to CONSOOOOM
Its enough to kys retard

>>56803512
Useless fucking zoomers spending >1k on the sMaLlEsT cAr RePaIr kys yourself instead girly faggot

>>56803613
Did she later kneel to suck you off as thanks? Details and photos pls