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>”Hi, it’s anon right? Me and some girls from the marketing department are going out for some drinks with the guys from the sales team, and since we know that you don’t like drinking, would you mind completing some open excel files I have? Great thank for saving me anon”

What do /biz/??

>> No.56807262

>>56807257
>Jerking off to ai rendered images

must be nice being an ugly incel virgin

>> No.56807470

>>56807257
> don't like drinking
Sandra I know you'll have 2 glasses of wine over 4 hours then go home. But if you want to join me in pounding 15 pints, pissing in the corner of the bar and singing Cruel Angel Thesis then let's go.

>> No.56807558

>>56807257
Would you mind giving me your salary for the work that i'm doing for you? No? then that is my anwser.

>> No.56808617

>>56807470
drunkard behaviour is absolutely disgusting. get a life

>> No.56808625

>>56807257
make me linguini Italian mommy

>> No.56808674

>>56808617
Nah mate, get a pint
Fucking queer lol

>> No.56808694

>>56808617
What a fag

>> No.56808740

>>56807257
boooba

>> No.56808758

>>56807470
How to profit from subhumans like this anon?

>> No.56808797

>>56808758
start a cleaning business

>> No.56808948

>>56808797
>start a cleaning business
My jew stepfather does this and gives me nothing
Fuck you kike motherfucker cleaning businesses are for faggots real men have a log cabin

>> No.56809024

>>56807257
What's in it for me?

>> No.56810077

i wish i could have sex in the office
sounds hot

>> No.56810180

>>56807257
>What do /biz/??
Honestly and realistically?

I say "o-ok" and just do the work and then go home.

>> No.56810559

>>56810077
Ask your boss about it, he does it every Monday with his secretary

>> No.56812572

>>56807257
Titties

>> No.56812626

>>56807470
Good taste in music anon,
I hope you also prefer Asuka over Rei

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56812649

>>56807257
>"Sure!"
>Turn Roasties excel files into N-Towers then forward it to the boss and HR

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56813235

>>56807257
>”Hi, it’s anon right? Hold on, w-wait wait no! NO! mmmpphh mmmmpphhhh! [crying] mmmphphpp mmmmmphphpphp"

>> No.56813246

>>56807558
/thread

>> No.56813871

>>56807470
doot

if you like getting rowdy check out the band the scratch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhjZCJbIIRk

>> No.56814006

>>56807257
I don’t speak with women over the age of 25. She can send me an email and I might read it.

>> No.56815230

>>56808758
Open a bar.
Serve beer $.25 cheaper than the other bars. Make sure the beer price gets change from whole dollars so the drunks just throw it back at the waitress.

>> No.56815248

>>56807470
based le kind stranger

>> No.56815267

>>56807257
>sorry I can’t
>I’ve got plans
>see ya