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Cha Cha Cha Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:29:03 2023 No.56806239 [Reply] [Original]

We we’re singing Happy Birthday at work today and I was the only one who said cha cha cha during the cha cha cha part. No one else said cha cha cha and everyone just stared at me.

How do I profit from this immense embarrassment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:33:56 2023 No.56806265 >>56806239 This is among the highest order of faggot cringe. You will not profit. You won't recover. It's over. >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 04:34:07 2023 No.56806266 File: 29 KB, 749x534, 74hcgpc729qa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56806239 Your boss probably liked the initiative you showed by being the only one to sing the cha cha cha part

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:09:20 2023 No.56806444 WTF is birthday Cha Cha Cha?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:15:37 2023 No.56806489 File: 65 KB, 720x960, Mc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56806239 When the fuck do you use the cha cha cha part? I'm interested in investing my time in your idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:42:19 2023 No.56806624 >>56806239 >cha cha cha part Uh anon um wut?

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:46:26 2023 No.56806643
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>>56806239
>happy birthday to you
>happy birthday to you
>happy birthday to [faggot's name]
>happy birthday to you!
Where the fuck is the cha cha cha?

>OP pop out of nowhere
>CHA CHA CHA!

>>	Thanks for playing Wed Nov 29 05:55:57 2023 No.56806691 >ch-cha cha cha! visible discomfort in the room as the "quiet guy" in the workplace utters his first words in literal weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:57:16 2023 No.56806700 You should record yourself being cringe and gay and upload it to YouTube. Go viral (for being cringe and gay)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 05:58:44 2023 No.56806707 >>56806643 >>56806624 >>56806691 >>56806444 found the boomers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNAi0mY7tfk

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:03:44 2023 No.56806720 File: 8 KB, 234x215, 1700669959054993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56806707 >be zoom zoom >be europoor >never heard of it >realize we're so poor we can't even afford the deluxe cha cha cha version

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:49:14 2023 No.56806913
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>>56806444
>>56806489
>>56806624
>>56806643

>Happy Birthdayyyyy to YOUUUUUU
>Me: CHA CHA CHA!
>Whole division staring at me, room quieting down
>Some good coworkers try to continue the melody and excuse the 'tism
>Gets even more quiet
>Slight chuckle from the boomers, visible disgust from the zoomers
>Happy Birthday song continues
>Energy of the room completely gone, all smiles gone
>Cute asian intern girl cuts me a piece of cake and says "here you go cha cha cha"
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES.mp3

It keeps replaying in my fucking head. I will never socially recover from this. Unironically, calling in sick tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:51:23 2023 No.56806923 i now declare this thread dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 06:58:52 2023 No.56806947 There was never a chachacha in happy birthday, Mandela effect strikes again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:10:30 2023 No.56806985 File: 62 KB, 1080x1080, 087f754af05e7786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the hell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:12:52 2023 No.56806990 >>56806913 You should get revenge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:17:17 2023 No.56807000 >>56806913 Lmao Bring the bongo next time

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:33:12 2023 No.56807056 >>56806913 >here you go cha cha cha fells like my mother when i say some bullshit

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:41:16 2023 No.56807078
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>>56806913
>>56806990
>>56807000
>>56807056
Seriously anons you are actively ignoring the friendly signals in life. If somebody is smalltalking like that after self-thought humilitation, it is not rubbing it on your face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:48:20 2023 No.56807105 File: 2.94 MB, 1000x562, wagiedance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56806239 >>56806265 >>56806266 >>56806444 >>56806489 >Americans have to sing Happy Birthday or they get fired kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 07:49:59 2023 No.56807113 >>56806913 Just learn to laugh at yourself. Boom, I fixed your awkwardness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:06:46 2023 No.56807170 >>56807105 So nice to get away from customers and have a dance with the area manager

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 08:12:13 2023 No.56807191 >>56806913 I thought it was the whole birthday song, and finished at the very end with: >cha cha cha >oolahlah >pizza! That was cringe enough but what the fuck is this >>56806707

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