/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56805209
guaranteed path: join the US armed forces for a free college education and study something like medicine hard mode accounting easy mode instead of falling for social studies or computer science meme

>>56805209
Don't be funny in high school.

>>56805219
This.
The US armed forces is the only way if you're not born into money.

>>56805219
>>56805237
>join the military while we're on the cusp of war

>>56805219
>>56805237
Fkn glownigger army recruiters gtfo off my image board. REEEEEEE!

>>56805209
He's literally telling you to cultivate discipline when you're young.

>>56805323
but no amount of discipline is going to help a black man when they just suck

>>56805357
This is also true.

>>56805281
The more retards they round up now, less chance of a draft to go fight Iran or whoever else Israel wants shitlisted this week

>>56805209
Own a car to avoid N

>>56805209
Its not even being the class clown. Most people just arent smart. They can try the hardest they can and they'll end up in the same place as if they didnt

>>56805237
>the only way if you're not born into money.
i went to state school at 18 and studied engineering and even with shitty pay im better off than all those military chuds

>>56805209
How to avoid beings a nigger?
Choose better parents
Or maybe try again?

>>56805219
i know 2 people who did this
one is a total fuckup absolutely hopeless nonfunctional drug addict, can barely even dress himself, can't hold a job, just a wreck - not a combat vet, some variety of dishonorable discharge but still gets the GI bill
years ago his wife offered to support the family while he goes to college on the GI bill, he never did it, now they're divorcing

other one is basically the same, some kind of early irregular discharge for psych issues, not a combat vet, went to college on GI bill, totally mentally broken, weed addict, eventually he bought a gun and his parents found out, parents paid out of pocket to send him to a literal funny farm, a hobby farm where the insane are treated and get to do farm shit to learn the value of discipline blah blah, haven't heard from him since

idk man some people are just absolutely hopeless
it's sad and there is absolutely nothing you can do
i had a fucked up homeless friend who inherited enough money to buy a house, 2 years later he OD'd in a halfway house
if your parents let you get to this point you're just fucked

>>56805585
bro grew up in arkham asylum. This thread is how to escape the wagie life. Your friends were just fucked in the head

>>56805209
get a skill that is in high demand and pays well.

The dude is black, I'm surprised he gets up at 5 to work. Proud of you my boy

most people have shit jobs and also little to no charisma on top of it. this guy is in his own shit bubble and doesnt see how average his situation is

>>56805209
you don't, someone needs to make my fires, and that's you neetcuck. You're a wagie now

>>56805219
Well in all honesty that's not a bad thing to do, becoming a combat medic is based as fuck, still I'd rather stick to rent NFTs and stake on IQ until I can get into something more

>>56805913
Well idk how much they make, but it can't be that much

>>56805804
Well, not all niggers are bad niggers

>>56805913
Tactical Medicine is actually widely appreciated around the world, and he can make a fairly nice amount of money as an instructor

>>56805913
>rent jpgs for a living
yes you are a welfare nigger and you should kys

>>56805804
That was his first day at work. He left for lunch and never returned. Many such cases.

>>56805450
Those military chuds had their college paid for, went to better schools and had their mortgage paid for during those 36 months. They have security clearances that are worth more than you poverty degree too

>>56805987
That’s great shlomo but I’m still not dying for Israel

>>56805209
Just don’t get a job that requires you to wake up at the ass crack of dawn?

>>56805209
dont be a retarded nigger
this stupid monkey could have bought btc in 2009 and he would be rich even if he only put in 100$

>>56805987
You're not allowed to pay for your mortgage with GI Bill residence money you lying fuck

>>56805209
You don't. I worked hard and do the exact same.

>>56805209
I was a good high school student and got fuck all for it. Did trade school and that life was basically bottom of the barrel too. At this point my only chance is crypto. Worst part is I almost made it last run and went broke during the bear.
I also dropped out my sr yr of college. Should have finished.. though not like life would be better. I'd just have more capital to go heavier into crypto. Fuck, I hate waging. It's all ass. I do night shift security now. Get paid to nap so fuck it. I better fucking make it next run. I'm tired of this shit

>>56805219
Fuck the army, but medicine is where the big bucks are made as far as being a wagie bitch goes. Also army = years of wasted potential doing dumb shit until you get out. Fuck that

>>56805209
You avoid the black menace by not using public transportation. Simple as...

>>56805323
Discipline isn't what gets you rewarded lmao. My grades didn't mean SHIT. Most jobs are simply fucking TRASH too. Most jobs are obtained through nepotism too.

>>56805357
That's not quite accurate, because the part that sucks most about them is that they naturally lack discipline. The one-in-a-million ones who win the gentic lottery respective to their racial brothers and end up capable of discipline and intelligence will have a red carpet to success in life, as every company is desperate for the few productive black men to fill their diversity mandates with.

>>56805219
>Not waking up at 5am
>The military
Yeah they wake up early too.

>>56805913
>becoming a combat medic
combat medics are not doctors, they're more like an EMT with a single skill set (trauma). in the era of medivacs the medical team will be literally in a different country

>>56805237
>>56805219
absolutely do not join the US Army. You'll be fucked over for life, especially if you're White. They are actively putting sheboons in charge who hate you. You will only leave with permanent damage to your knees, ears, and back which will hurt for the rest of your life.
DO NOT JOIN THE US MILITARY.

>>56805209
Learn something and get good at it. Trades, or IT. I went the IT route and these days training is cheap and widely available. Build a home network, get a few certificatations, there you go, set for life (just keep learning though).

>>56805246
Did you forget that nothing ever happens?

>>56805209
Keeping your dick in your pants. Thats honestly more important than not being a class clown. You can always choose to study later, but you can't perform a 23rd trimester abortion.

>>56805281
This. Fuck off zog

>>56805219
I’m a former combat medic who became an EM doc. I’m french however which made enrolling an even worse decision.

>>56805219
>>56805237
The government and military view you as a blight, if given the opportunity they will send you to a trench to die - if for no other purpose than you dying.
Joining the army is one of the worst decisions you can make.

>>56805357
This, I was funny in highschool but still kept my grades up

>>56807408
if only that were sufficient in itself

>>56805219
Do you shitpost on duty or are you only allowed to shil recruitment on 4chan?

>>56805209
skip school all to gether.
its machine to make people obey.

skills can be learned much faster in any other envirement.

>>56805246
Take your meds polcuck. Nothing ever happens.

I'm curious, is he mad at himself because he was funny in high school, or is he mad at us because we were funny in high school

>>56805237
>>56805219
this; be all that you can be

>>56806046
did you put $100 into btc in 2009?

>>56805585
my buddy went into the military out of high school and he's fucking crushing it now at 40, works at an energy think tank and is still in the army as a captain or some shit, they taught him chinese, russian, a bunch of shit, paid for a masters degree etc. If you're not a trash human being, the military will train you and keep you.