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56803046 No.56803046 [Reply] [Original]

if the recent rumours that earth is just a prison for malevolent aliens to harvest human souls how do we profit off this?

>> No.56803061

>>56803046
Bro you would believe rumors from the schizophrenics on the street corner.

>> No.56803066

>>56803046
nicest prison ever

>> No.56803087

>>56803061
>>56803066
alienposters

>> No.56803094

>>56803087
we're called "white people"

>> No.56803160

>>56803046
It's not a prison. It's coz eve fucked a gorilla and now we're hybrids (whites less so). That's why we're here: bbc.

>> No.56803176

>>56803094
No white people are just less hybridized. No one here is pure

>> No.56803189

>>56803160
>>56803176
alien retard not tricking anyone

>> No.56803200

>>56803160
We can't get back we'll infect the genepool. We're becoming our own race. Maybe not with a goat head but you get the idea looking at Baphomet

>> No.56803209

>>56803046
Kill all of the aliens
They know we know.
That's why they want to take away our guns and limit the amount of beer we can drink

>> No.56803222
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56803222

>>56803046
>malevolent aliens
most people from south of the border are actually quite nice

>> No.56803280

Damn the alien glowies are out in full force itt

>> No.56803297

Eve didn't pick the fruit she bared it, an earthly fruit part extraterrestrial part terrestrial (part Gorilla). This wasn't just her own doing but she perhaps consulted the reptilians who promised her lineage an everlasting life. She wasn't aware of the hardships that would face the new species on Earth continuing until this day to re-become an interstellar species. Simple as. This parallels the mistake of Sophia; this is the Baphomets up and down hand symbols; this is it.

>> No.56803925

>>56803046
>aliens
it's the demiurge

>> No.56804156

>>56803925
People get confused between demiurge, snake and heavenly father because the latter made everything, the middle convinced us to live here in that creation and its hard, and the prior is life here anthropomorphised so we can have something to shit on. The demiurge isn't an entity but an idol

>> No.56804213

>>56803925
Well I suppose you could say the race that we came from is the demiurge because it won't let us back and infect the genepool but the kind of 'fake god' symbol of it is a dumb.

>> No.56804279

>>56803925
Fuck sorry I guess you're right. I see it now. The message is that people on earth are pissed off because the demiurge council of aliens won't let us go back as if they can play the role of the heavenly father when we're butthurt and say 'you can't do that'. That actually makes a lot of sense thanks anon. Yes the aliens are the demiurge in a symbolic way sure.

>> No.56805848

>>56803046
It’s not that’s just new age sci fi gnosticism for redditors. I’ll give you a hint YOU are the Demi urge, your ego is what’s holding you back. Look at what the final form of Buddhism reaches to achieve if the above makes sense. You’re welcome I just saved you reading through 50 books. Overcoming the ego is an entire different story.

>> No.56805900

>>56803222
checked and source?

>> No.56806028

/x/ called, read castaneda

>> No.56806144

>>56803046
this is exactly the same plot as in The Promise Neverland. The best way for the aliens to profit from this is to discard all the crappy coins and buy only those with real potential such as LTC, DOT, KAVA or DAI

>> No.56806148

>>56806144
looks more like the plot of gantz or some lovecraft cosmic horror book

>> No.56806151

>>56806144
DAI is a fucking stable currency, are you stupid or what?

>> No.56806327

>>56803222
why the fuck is everyone fucking dancing and bouncing when i become overlord i will ban and hang all bouncy dancers

>> No.56806369

figure out their criteria for harvesting souls and game the metaphysicagricultural system. What makes a tasty soul?

>> No.56806520

>>56806327
fantastic. you have my full support

>> No.56808001
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56808001

>>56803046
It’s true
Read David Icke or Len Kasten
They lay it out pretty well
>>56803209
>That's why they want to take away our guns and limit the amount of beer we can drink
They come to abduct us when we’re drunk and armed and it scares the duck out of them. Many people fight back during abductions but our memories are wiped.

>> No.56808022

I can believe this.
Schitzo ramblings or not, I've always thought this is a high level of hell or some form of punishment for a past life. Punishment varying of course depending on what you did. There's no way this torture is just a coincidence.

>> No.56808042

>>56803046
Have babies. Start a chi farm. Sell it for big dollar. Use dollar to expand farm. Invest in spaceship. Have scandalous marriage with space reptiles. Fart in space, compromising the sanctity of the void. Liberate Earth.

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>>56803046
>how do we profit off this?
you must serve the aliens. give them souls. destroy society. then the profit (Prophet) comes in

>> No.56808209

>>56803046
SEXOOOOO

>> No.56808247

>>56803046
we are primarily a mix of Anunnaki and Sasquatch
and everything else in between

>> No.56808254

Have you ever tried holding your load in as long as possible when it's time to cum? I hold as long as I can but I basically start screaming and clenching my fists. Wife says my whole head turned christmas red.

I think if I can hold for 10 more seconds I'll be able to go super saiyan.

>> No.56809033

>>56808254
kegels