/biz/ - Business & Finance

okay guys let's not make this thread as bad as the last one

FUCK YUO BOBO
I'M GONNA BE IN THE GREEN TODAY AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME

current vibe of this brand new /smg/?

> NVDA
> BLOWN OFF TOP

Looks like perma mumoids with nonstop bickering about bears literally disappeared . Actual dumb fucks. There is no better top signal thant these faggots especially the lum one

Ahh yes another -0.20 day followed by an absolute 3-5% rip tomorrow damn you bobo!

>>56798560
It is what it is

0DTE boys trying sooooo hard to make the SPY go green. Give it a fucking rest already

Feels good to buy a piece of financial freedom every 2 weeks.

dividend investing general /dig/
>>56797383
>>56797383

WTFWT

>>56798573
it will probably work anon. just look at the bobo celebration in the previous thread.

>he baked

I bought a lot of QQQ today. Red week incoming.

>>56798445
What event, anon?

>>56798560
It is what is bordering to it's so over

>>56798577
>rapid dividend growth edition
there is no such thing. just call your thread Boomer general and get it over with

BOILbros, what’s going on…. It’s gonna pump the fuck up right?

Santa rally?

Does this count as a double top?

>>56798561
>especially the lum one
This.
We had to watch those cunts dance too long, became very tiresome.

>>56798588
RECESSION. there i said it.

Why the FUCK does SPY have support at $454

>>56798606
can't have a recession if you change the definition jack, that's just bidenomics

They called us "PinDooDoo".

>>56798608
There's still more to loot.
Until Every White American is destitute and raped in the street SPY will keep going up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

Joe can land her

Lol OPEC can't tard wrangle the Africans

>>56798623
You know it's pretty hard to fly a plane when you're not in the cockpit.

>>56798560
It is what it is.

>>56798595
>boomer general
Kek

>>56798595
I’d say a CAGR over 15% is rapid dividend growth and I wouldn’t take much flak for saying so. Companies with a cage over 15% do exist

>>56798650
Post your actual portfolio pussy.

>>56798669
My Roth dividend portfolio is posted right now in /dig/. But you know the rules, you need to post a pic of your port when requesting pics of others newfag

>>56798625
Because the Africans are busy with a certain stigmatized virus which shall remain nameless.

To that one anon who suggested to short Disney, thank you lmfao. Now I regret not putting more into the put

>>56798691
No problem anon. That was an easy play, they're broke as fuck.

This sell off is for ants... WHERE is the real sell off?

As we approach the end of November, it's time to start thinking about the best tax-loss selloffs to slurp for January.

>>56798578

big negative gex hitting the tape, looks like the big boys decided down for the day... QQQ already negative gamma and SPY about to flip for 0DTE contracts

so the last 10 days have been crabbing more or less. THE DEATH OF THE STOCK MARKET

>>56798734
>negative gex

>>56798734
>big negative gex hitting the tape, looks like the big boys decided down for the day... QQQ already negative gamma and SPY about to flip for 0DTE contracts
did a firm pump this shit just to offload right above SPY 454? kek

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God candles....

what news just dropped ?

>>56798771
Waller is speaking, he's dovish

>>56798734
good call

>>56798761
>>56798759
Where? Does my trader have 10 minutes delay lmfao?

>bobo

Have a mix of different dividend paying companies
>high yield
Not all high yielding companies are value traps. Some industries are just ripe with cash such as oil or tobacco. Covered call ETFs can also fall into this category but not much is known about their long term performance. I’d say no more than 20% of your divvy portfolio should be allotted for high yielding companies
>low yield, high dividend growth
These are some of my favorite. A starting yield about 1% maybe even a little lower but with high dividend growth rates. Companies that fall into this category usually have great margins and only pay out a small portion of profits to dividends leaving room for stock buybacks, reinvestment into the business, and sustaining future dividend raises. These companies also tend to have excellent share price growth. Examples of some of these companies are V, MSFT, COST, and UNH. No more than 30% of your dividend portfolio should be allotted towards these companies
>mid range yield, mid range growth, impeccable reliability
These are your sleep well at night companies. Companies your 5 year old children and 90 year old grandparents know. These are well established companies with strong economic moats. Usually yielding between 2 and 4% with average dividend growth between 5 and 8%. Examples of such companies would be KO, JNJ, NEE etc… you could allot anywhere from 50-100% if your portfolio into these companies.
>dividend ETFs
These can serve as a foundation of a divvy portfolio. They can focus on growth, high yield, reliability etc. make sure the expense ratio is miniscule and start stacking. I prefer SCHD as my dividend ETF of choice

>>56798790
based delayed quote enjoyer

Don’t forget the rule of 72 to map out dividend growth. Just take the number 72 and divide it by compound annual dividend growth rate CAGR.

Let’s say a company is paying a 2.4% starting yield and have a CAGR of 11%. We will plug in the 11% dividend growth rate to see how long it will take for our yield to double.

72/11=6.54

It will take 6 and a half years for that 2.4% yield to double to 4.8%

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Solded

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

OK I THINK THIS IS IT
IT'S FINALLY HERE
IT'S HAPPENING
THE SANTA RALLY BIG ONE

>>56798803
>based delayed quote enjoyer
Holy fuck it really does
I need to come up with a way to use that to my advantage

someone who uses the same system as me said SYM is good ticker.

chart looks ok. had a big earnings pump.

Stocks: Gainers
GME +8.23%

OH NO NO NO BO-BROS!

>>56798556
>FUCK YUO BOBO
>I'M GONNA BE IN THE GREEN TODAY AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME
I was right hehe
Bobo what's with your face?

Where is WMT by the 15th?

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>56798814
I thought it would be the one where one crocodile rips of the leg of another one. But it isn't that one.

BUY GME WHILE YOU CAN
MERGER WITH BUY BUY BABY IMMINENT

>Russell
>red
>woollstreet
>green
Kek

>>56798598
Wow, my second reverse split, joy joy joy…

>>56798883
lol what a faggot

>it's da corporations dude!
C'mon brother

>>56798877
It's been slow, but people are finally waking up to the fact that the DoJ never had a serious case against this merger.

What’s with the SOXL rollercoaster past two days?

Just need $1600 more to break even for all time. It’s so hard to not FOMO in but selling at open has worked six times in a row for me. Once I break even I’ll self enact myself as a pattern day trader, thus banning me for ever

>>56798883
its 80% under its 200ma on the weekly.

>One of my early mentors often remarked, "Nothing good happens below the 200-day.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>MSFT NOT STOPPING
>MFW

WOOO the ant sell off is back lads! Steady lads deploying more puts.

fade it

>>56798933

Crox brothers, next stop 120. Us maximalists that bought after the earnings dip (78 dollars) already have a fat 28% return

>PLUG
WTF WAS THAT

>>56798973
I thought about buying a pair of crocs for black friday. But then I didn't.

GME +11.00%

Gonig to $30 after earnings next week. Full year profitability is achieved. Dividends are coming next fiscal year.

>Budy tells me to buy SEEL
>I buy
>It pumps 10x or some shit
>I sell
>It tanks
>I rebuy, this time I buy thousands of shares between 20 cents and 10 cents
>Nov 24th: 30-1 reverse stock split incoming, effective EoD nov 27th
>Nov 27th: huge department of defense contract announced
>SEEL is "up 22x", but since the reverse split happened the next day obviously I'm down

I'm at a loss for words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL4H_0H2_30&list=RDQZdA8YDwKeQ&index=12

>>56798984
Kek baggies
Only 700% more to go until you break even

I got rid of my Oil at a small profit right before it ripped lmao

>>56798919
When you’re ready to get serious
>>56797383

AFRM bros

>>56798976
who fucking knows, theyre riding on venture capital monies and have a nightmarish amount of debt

i went 2/3 into sym. didnt buy in a best time but hopefully line goes up so i can raise my stop.

>Korea bans short selling
>I buy their etf
>I am up 20% in a few weeks
Why didn’t you buy during the great Jewish expulsion of Korea?

>>56799003
I sold that shitcoin weeks ago.
They're just as degenerate as their customers.

>>56798994
After earnings only 400% pump is needed to breach ATHs

>>56798996
be happy you made profit. you made money so it was a succesful trade

>bobo edition
>Markets are blood green

shout out to the chad shilling spirit, thanks. also how bad is algo scraping on this general?

How is Cathy Woods such a good investor? Should I buy more ARKK?

>>56799022
>banning selling/shorting IS jewish
You've been indoctrinated this much, you seem to not realize.

>>56799035
Yeah and it was a very small position anyway, I make decent decisions but I just don't have good timing.

GOD DAMMIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN WTFWT

>>56799039
We do get scraped for sentiment and tickers. But our influence isn't as high as other social media

>>56799038
I'm still up like 2%
Those who pay attention to the complexity of reality will outperform the market.

>>56799045
KEK

>>56799045
hi cathy

>>56799052
timing is impossible. just learn to take profits automatically so greed doesnt make you lose gains.

>>56799022
ETFs are boring. S&P is up similar amounts over your timeframe.

The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

>>56799047
Who cares I’m up, go cry kike

Should I delete all my lewd anime girls I have saved? I have too many that I forget I even have most of them.

>>56799090
no, youll regret it one day

was a snib all along

>>56799090
or you could keep posting them...

>>56799076
I lost gains 2x times yesterday shorting OMX. It wasn't greed, I didn't want to be greedy and impatient, and I was punished for it, lol. Today I took the gains.

Hi. Long time reader, first time poster.
My question is this.

How can we be in the biggest bull market of the century when the average Joe is living off his credit cards because the price of everything has tripled?
Or is it a bull market because the dollar has become worth less? Adjusted for inflation is the market actually losing value?

>>56799033
>only 400%
LOL

>>56799082
OOO

>>56799112
>average Joe is spending so much money he is spending money he doesn't even have
bullish

>>56799022
Definitely can't go tits up.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56799112
AI solves this

>>56799076
>greed doesnt make you lose gains
Most of the time my problem is pulling the trigger too early, like I'll hold through a $1,500 loss on a position but if I'm up $200 then that's it I secure it. I mean it kind of works given my massive yearly gains but I feel like I could use being a bit less allergic to green sometimes.

i have $0.01 left in my stock market computers account

Is it really this easy to make money?
All I am doing is buying calls on TQQQ.
Can this go on forever?

>>56799112
priced in

>>56799150
take half or 75% of profits and let the rest ride way more relaxed.

>>56799112
>How can we be in the biggest bull market of the century when the average Joe is living off his credit cards because the price of everything has tripled?
>the price of everything has tripled
This is your answer. Triple the sales, and profits will probably triple.

Stock market performance is primarily due to a combination of three long term trends: Population growth, productivity growth (tech innovation), and money supply growth.
In addition to those, reinvested profits tend to compound.

I've nearly doubled my net worth on the stock market this year. Going to go Christmas shopping and maybe buy a new car - I'm thinking something Italian, 450+ horsepower.

Been a great year, hope the same can be said for the most of you. Stay blessed everyone - we live in the best time in recorded history

>>56799188
thanks for the top signal

i have now bet against america, try to stop me

SAVE IS FUCKING KILLING IT

>>56799188
Fucking QQQ investors AAAAAAAAAAAA

>he bet against america

Threadly reminder market =/= economy, the Fed's job is to force nominal growth at any cost as nominal growth allows risk free capital return, this is the mechanism behind oligarchical parasitism. Earnings ratios have ballooned over the decades from monetary expansion, not declining rates, real rates are always zero to negative under debt based fiat, 2022 was the bottom, all the money printed during the scamdemic is still here, earning 5% interest, waiting to flow back larger than ever

>>56799022
>follow up on this story
>the fucker was James Meeks
>tenured journalist and counter terrorism advisor to homeland security
>did get caught sending receiving canny
>only gets 72 months
What fucking shit show clown world?!

For a moment I thought PODD was up 17% this morning.
Turns out it's just PDD

God I fucking hate leaf blowers
Very hard to focus on charts and numbers

Where’s me volatility?!

What the FUCK was that

>>56799262
WRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuhhhhh. WRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUhhhhh

now that im all in again. hopefully i can be more passive on the market again.

time to hit the store.

I'M GOING TO EJACULATE ALL OVER MY MONITORS ,STOOOOPPP

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

> +49.7% Day change
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's so soothing

>>56799335
GME +12.10%

Feeling comfy with SAVE. I hope this actually goes through. It still seems too good to be true.

Guys I told you I bought puts expiring Thursday. Expect violent crab or pumping until Friday.

>SPX
and there it is, the start of the next leg higher.

honestly i liked it better when markets were red day after day, at least then you don't get assaulted by all the pump and dump pajeet tickers

>didn't catch any of the morning rushes
Nothing to buy. I have to go back to bed now, no money made.

>>56799355
It's fucking awesome.

>>56799384
near term target range for violent vault up: ~4610pts-4630pts

>>56799355
To follow-up, how will Jet Blue pay for this? Their whole market cap is below the proposed acquisition price. I understand that its price to book is low, but the acquisition price is still extremely high however you look at it.

PDD is a prime example of why not to listen to retards in /smg/. i brought this stock up like 2-3 weeks ago saying it was flashing bullish on my screener

>nah dont buy it bro, chinese trash
>there are good china stocks, PPD aint it
>they dont have their own logistics network!
>not better than JD, alibaba, etc
fuckin retards

I SOLD TOO EARLY

Ok, we are going up, but why?

my bet against america still stands

I dont feel so good, bobros?

>>56799421
Temu has been a monster! CCP know how to get into american's wallets and datamine the sh!t out of their goyslop habits.

>>56799427
Sell bit by bit along the way up my friend. Taking off another chunk of gold miners and crypto miners.

>>56799430
the only bet against american i can suffer is owning funeral/cemetery services. the country's mental health is swirling down the shitter.

>>56799429
because dolla is down biggly

I didn't even notice but the SPX closed it's ~16pts gap to the downside from 2023-08-02 on 2023-11-22

WHO THE FUCK IS EVEN BUYING AT THIS LEVEL AND WHAT?

>GDX up 4%
Look at that fat bullish engulfing, breaking above the neckline. I'm making bank on my calls. And I got mocked for this post >>56797602

>>56799429
>but why?

NOT SO FAST BEARNIGGERS

>The wealthy bookseller is donating gigantic sums of money to politicians from both sides of the aisle. His one goal is to have the clock app banned in the US and he is willing to do whatever it takes to do so. (Jeff Bezos/TikTok)
People can sell their products on TikTok without Bezos creating similar products and under selling them and you can get product directly from vendors in China up to 70% cheaper.
Also, it's taking zoomer viewership away from Amazon Studios (his supposed Hollywood killer).

>>56799461
Good shit anon!

>>56799429
no one knows. Even cramer is going bearish

Nobody is buying, the dollar is just devaluing in real-time

Is this your first year in investing?

>>56799479
>>56799452
Oh shit I forgot the dxy

>>56799420
They have a bridge financing commitment from GS and BofA, plus there's around 2 bil cash between SAVE and JBLU already.
You could look up the details in the actual filing:
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1158463/000119312522156741/d307786dex991.htm

Slurp zone status: everything's kinda bouncing back up (except Oats but I wouldn't buy it about $320).

>>56799445
yeah but there's limited upside. When JD when up the sky, the CCP came quick and force them to participate to the common prosperity project, which basically is sharing your benefits with the state. At that time, PDD was too small, so they got under the radar. I wouldn't be surprised if the CCP cam once again for the monies from PDD, as they REALLY need it to save their crumbling economy.
Also, check Yinn: it's down, while PDD is up biggly. this means this is highly localized on PDD, while everyone else is down. That's gonna trigger Xi for sure

>>56799458
Me

80% TQQQ
15% CQQQ
5% SOXS

I'm planning on holding this pattern long term, at least 5 years. Am I being tarded or does it make sense anons?

>>56799490
*above

>>56799493
Chinese stocks are for swing trading, not buy and hold.

>>56799488
Thanks. I’ll try to read it.

guess what printed yet another NEW RECORD ALL TIME HIGH this month

>>56799499
>holding leveraged etfs long term
kiss it goodbye

>>56799499
DUBS/BAIT

>>56799160
Buy 1 share of CRTS.v or CRTTF and you will have $1 soon. YGMI

>>56799493
Good thing Xi is too busy dealing with trying to stimulate domestic spending and putting out real estate and shadow banking fires. 3 more months of melt up me thinks as the DXY stays closer to 100.

>>56799505
>swing trading
this guy gets it

Do you think there are actually people that don't understand what leveraged ETFs are and think, genuinely, that you're supposed to hold them long term?

>>56799534
DONT TELL ME HOW TO INVEST, NOBALLS FAGGOT

>>56799534
That was half of this thread when TQQQ collapsed in 2022.

>>56799534
Yes, there are plenty of retards that do that, especially here. The only reason you would do that is if you were shorting something that had a ton of decay, like a 3x VIX.

Buy this SAVE dip, L2s show this as the new bottom resistance.

>>56799534
Anon there are still soxl baggies here from last year.

>>56799520
Disinflation bottomed out. It will rip higher starting next year.

>>56799468
what's that again?

I can't hear you

>>56799499
>SOXS
Why would you long the Nasdaq and then short one of its biggest growth sectors?

>>56799564
JNUGGERS FROM 4 YEARS AGO

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PULL BACK

>>56799534
>let's restart the same argument we have every few days
no thanks

RIP to LFLY holders

>>56799520
Invest in RVs and tents

WHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW ALL TIME HIGH ?

>>56799461
>GDX up 4%
that is a nice looking inverse head and shoulders. i just cant believe the gov't + JPM will allow gold to moon past all-time highs. the price of gold is a matter of national security

Gold just hit $2040. I predict it'll continue up this week and early next and hit the ATH at $2090 before spending another couple of weeks trying to break through that level. Then it will be price discovery season for precious metals. See you at $2400 next year.

>>56799520
>and this is WITH the "high" interest rates which Fed already wants to start lowering
kek. Million dollar starter homes Q3 2024.

>>56799623
Tents, unironically. Homeless is getting worse and government buildings aren’t being built fast enough.

>>56799564
Yeah im here.
Did average down to 32 bucks tho

>SPY 52 week high is only 1% away
We're gonna make it bros.

motherfucking
Rolls-Royce
boiiii

to bad /smg/ is retarded and is allergic to buy and hold

Crypto?

>>56799516
**1. Project Exchange Overview**

JetBlue Airways Corporation (referred to as "JetBlue") plans to acquire all the shares of another company, Spirit Airlines, Inc. ("Spirit Airlines"). This acquisition will happen through a tender offer and a subsequent merger.

**2. Tender Offer (Tendering Shares for Purchase)**

JetBlue's subsidiary, Sundown Acquisition Corp. (referred to as "Merger Sub"), will make a formal offer (Tender Offer) to buy all the shares of Spirit Airlines (Spirit Shares) from its shareholders. To make this offer successful, a sufficient number of Spirit Shares must be tendered by shareholders.

**3. Minimum Tender Condition**

For the acquisition to proceed, a minimum number of Spirit Shares, along with those already owned by JetBlue and its subsidiaries, must be tendered. This condition ensures that JetBlue gets control of a majority of Spirit Shares.

1/3

>>56799683
This will form a monopoly and I’m not okay with that

>>56799516
>>56799683
**4. Merger Agreement**

After a successful tender offer, JetBlue, Merger Sub, and Spirit Airlines will enter into a formal agreement (Merger Agreement) for a second-step merger. This merger, following Delaware law, will make Spirit Airlines a wholly-owned subsidiary of JetBlue without needing approval from Spirit Airlines' shareholders.

**5. Bridge Facility Financing**

To finance this acquisition, the Borrower (likely JetBlue or an entity related to it) will secure a loan known as the Bridge Facility. This loan, as described in Exhibit B to the Commitment Letter, will be an amount up to $3,500.0 million. The loan amount may be reduced over time.

**6. Transaction Costs**

Various costs associated with these transactions, such as fees, premiums, and other expenses (Transaction Costs), will be covered.

**7. Use of Bridge Facility Proceeds**

The money obtained from the Bridge Facility will be used to pay a part of the acquisition cost and cover the Transaction Costs.

In summary, JetBlue is planning to acquire Spirit Airlines through a series of financial transactions, and the Bridge Facility is a significant part of the financing strategy for this acquisition.

2/3

>>56799516
>>56799683
>>56799694

Essentially Jetblue is going through shareholder acquisition to swallow up Spirit on loan through GS and BofA. from what i understand.

3/3

>>56799571
this.
>>56799634
>which Fed already wants to start lowering
only the deluded markets wish that the Fed wants to do this.

>>56799692
DoJ is hiring.

>RYCEY BECAME SPYCEY
Rocker, please tell me you have been DCAing into your stock. Please tell me you didn’t sell at a loss. ROCKER?! MAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT THIS ROCKER!!

>>56799674
I refuse to invest in Br*tish companies.

>when can I invest in Russia again?

lol did any of you niggers see their interest rate???? and the average joe cant even get a house for under 7% right now

picrel

>only things that pumped and were prime for day trades were stupid biotech shitcoin stocks
>have a rule against ever touching those pieces of shit
give me another affirm ffs

>>56799723
no way he held it

R8 my portfolio plz. i need a good roast.

You guys wanna cruise?

Nice.

>>56799777
No. Cruise line experiences are shit now with all of the cost cutting.

>>56799766
checked, but you're still a retard for buying literally any ARK.

>>56799766
Everything is green. What’s there to roast? Good job ya penis flasher

>>56799623
even RV's are unaffordable

It appears the other cruise lines booked the recovery. How is that.

>>56799777
Cruise ships are only for boomers.
And boomers are getting fucked hard by the economy right now.
Count 1 + 1 together anon

I mean it seems that the other cruise lines fucked something up. I’m doing my DD

>>56799766
boomercore af
>ark
lmao

>>56799789
i'll take that but i think i profit off of them in the long term.
>>56799790
i just started so that "green" don't mean jack shit. it was more for picks

>>56799766
Diversification kills gains but preserves value. Looks like it'll weather any storm but might have trouble beating the market most years.

>>56799822
How much are you projected to get in divvies per month?

>>56799766
It's the "I'm aiming for a gain of $200 to $300 next year" portfolio, lel

>>56798835
Insiders love to dump on it.

7yr note auction in 32 minutes
https://www.itcmarkets.com/us-treasuries-reading-auction-results/
https://www.itcmarkets.com/how-to-read-bond-auction-results/

>>56799842
i haven't even bother calculating it since its literally cents at atm but i'm pouring 400 bucks per week into this account.

Npr is trying to gaslight the public that congress didn’t hold a hearing about UAP in the oversight committee. What the living fuck.

I have made a successful bet against america, and I'm proud of my timing

Well that was a nice correction, green rest of the week incoming.

>>56799897
take your meds

>>56799899
mfw i bought puts the moment i posted >>56799228

>>56799897
>UFO's
>'

>>56799923
Oi vey, stop being so anti semetic. And you need to take you meds before the thought police come and get you

Who's Sooling?

Is Comcast finna buy Warner Bros?

>>56799916
What correction faggot? What green?
This shit is forming a nice double top while you retards get euphoric again.
Imagine actually buying when the market is forming a double top. I mean, at least be cautious, not euphoric. But what do you dumbfucks do? Yeah, get euphoric when you're supposed to start being a little bit careful.

>>56799956
irrational bobo anger while price consolidates just below a key range. another check for the bull camp

>>56799870

>>56799968
I'm not angry. Just disappointed at how many of you are wilfully ignorant in the face of evidence. You didn't even deny it's a double top.
There's no other way to read what that is. It's so undeniable that you have to be a dumdum in denial about it. Like I don't mind being bullish, I'm not a doomer permabobo like some of /smg/. I'm usually very mumu but this is getting stupid.

Like there's playing with fire level dumb and this is way dumber than that.

To family men of /smg/, how do you stay sane?

>>56799534
Do you understand where we are? We are in the shithole stock market general where someone named Lumposter convinced everyone to go balls deep in some AWFUL leveraged beta strategy where you buy leveraged ETFs on things like SOXL (lmao) or BOIL (jesus fucking CHRIST).

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

Cashfag here
halp

Gold and silver miners. 10x gains incoming for those with the right portfolio who bought at the lows.

>>56800022
i set healthy boundaries. i'm human, and i need time for myself and my thoughts.

>>56800022
i started a business, got a separate office that i "have to work in, sorry babe."

My dick is chaffed and dry from jerkin off so I put some Gold Bond lotion on it.

>>56800024
VTI, VEU, VNQ

Apologize to these men.

>>56799997
>what happened in the past MUST happen again
>phone posting schizo lines

>>56800069
absolutely not

do LETF trannies not realize their ETFs exist because they're underwritten by funds with double digit interest in premiums

>>56799806
I went on a RCL cruise this June and I was taken aback at how many fat, old boomers go on cruises. It's mega boomer central. And they're all so FAT. Was talking with this Russian guy at the blackjack table on the cruise and I was very drunk pestering him about funny stories about Americans and he told me that pretty much every trip, there are a group of overweight american boomers who steal wheelchairs that arent meant for them (are meant for actual handicapped people) because the american boomers are fat and lazy and are used to moving around on wheelchairs / electric scooters by CHOICE because of muh weak knees

bought puts on a certain ticker
the market will tank to spite me

>>56800080
Ok I tried. You guys can go ahead and keep playing Russian roulette. I'm getting careful around here.

Guys I've been waiting all month for PYPL to dip back below $54 to load up and start selling covered calls but it just KEEPS GOING UP.

What do I do, I just got 50k back outta bonds, I can't just stuff it up my ass

>>56800091
>tries to start shit
we're not biting

once china takes taiwan and the american military is overwhelmed then bobo shall rule this land.

>>56800112
tranny tranny two by four
hang yourself when your account hits the floor

>>56800106
I've been holding my bags waiting to break even. My average is $58.99, not sure what I'll do once we get there desu

>>56800022
Home office.

my latest buy down 5%

oof

>>56800113
Didn't China's newest warship just spontaneously combust?

>>56800091
>underwritten by funds with double digit interest in premiums
It's not nearly that bad. Cost of leverage is pretty close to SOFR. Once you account for management expense ratio, the total cost is similar to what you'd expect if buying the positions yourself on margin in a retail brokerage account.
Intraday NAV divergence can cause a bit higher expense if you're day trading, however that divergence could go both ways.

>>56799956
I don't care about a 5-10% drawdown. That can be easily regained. Unlike my hairline, which is gone forever.

>>56800029
is it too late?

>>56800022
lots of square footage.
t. on my 15th year served.

Bonjour

>>56800252
Ça va bien?

>>56799447
Which ones? SCI unfortunately looks like dead money.

>Amazon announces Q, an AI chatbot for businesses
oh great another one. We're in firmly the new age of Clippy.

>>56799499
>CQQQ
May I introduce you to CWEB?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>56800289
>hundreds of billions, maybe trillions thrown down the drain so corpos can make glorified chatbots

lmao AI might somehow be an even bigger scam than crypto

why did it go up only to go back down?

>>56800168
reversed 2% back up almost. phew

>>56800421
There are some specific RAG solutions for enterprise AI applications which will stay around. But yes 90% of it is going away in years when companies realize you cannot solve the problem of LLMs hallucinating a generation in the vector hyperspace.

I'm warning you about RXRX. Skeletons in the closet. Click. Clack.

>>56800421
Crypto at least was an obvious scam and harmless except for the environmental damage because of energy demand
AI is obviously dangerous and people are throwing money at it

I have a schizo theory that “mushroom legalization” and mushroom stocks is actually a cover to funnel money to black projects aimed at creating mycelium biocomputer networks

Apple stock is held up by warren buffett's insurance scams money and once the old fucks die leaving their companies to nonfounding morons in the executive suite to crash berkshire hathaway it will implode the entire tech "economy" and nasdaq will drop faster then shitcoins in january 2018

>>56800471
Yeah bro all those people will totally stop buying iphones and MacBooks kek

SAVE SAVE SAVE

COIN chart looks absolutely retarded over the last month

>>56800210
No, just getting started. GDXJ and SILJ for core positions. Top junior developers/explorers with the most torque I have in my portfolio for trading positions are Abrasilver, Guanajuato Silver, Santacruz Silver, Equity Metals, Aftermath Silver, Silver X Mining.

Now for a crabby bounce-back.

>>56800471
Wasn't Warren Buffett recently talking about making his will?

>>56800104
i actually agree with you anon. don't worry. i think /smg/ doesn't understand that it's actually possible to play both sides of the market. people will point the finger at the number of failed traders and say "see? it's not possible" but what they really mean is they can't do it, so they don't believe you can either. im a bobo wearing a mumu mask.

Short NASDAQ . X20 LEVERAGE

>>56800538
I mean he is 93

>>56800554
>>56800554
it doesn't really make sense to classify yourself as either exclusively a bobo or a mumu. Like, what the fuck is the point of an L/S equity fund. You guys DO know what L/S stands for?????? Right????????

>>56800471
Buffett is small potatos compared to blackrock/vanguard, the arm of America's retirement plan. As long as boomers keep depositing 10% of their weekly paycheck into that 401k account, stocks will pump endlessly higher.

Are you retarded degenerates gambling away your hard earned money or are your families rich?

>SOXL

>Houthis Troops Demand Saudi Permission to Transit Saudi Territory

>A massive invasion force of over 10,000 Houthis is planning to march 1600km and storm Israel's borders, ignoring Saudi pleas to stand down and potentially triggering a devastating escalation in the region.
All these retards are going to get smoked. Why don't Arabs have any fucking shame when it comes to battling efficiently and effectively. Long RTX and LMT, and any other companies invested in the company that manufactured the A-10 Warthogs that waiting for the Houthis.

>>56800578
this only applies to index fund passive investors. Dividends and stock picking became the rage after GME and boomers are cashing out for medical bills. Apples days of EZ money is slowing.
>>56800484
Plebs dont matter apple needs insurance fraud money from investors like buffett. Beyond that its state pension funds dumping peoples money into apple stock.

>>56800577
i figured it was obvious that i meant in the current economic outlook. I trade long and short. I am bearish on the stock market but the technicals suggest higher, even if there is a pullback in the next few weeks.

when you say L/S, i assume you mean long and short. if you're asking to clarify a particular definition you shouldn't use acronyms.

>>56800554
okay retard you've been short this entire rally

>>56800632
L/S always means Long/Short. Almost every single hedge fund that isn't Long-only does this. Seldom do you have guys running pure short books, but that business model is quite unique (John Hempton, Jim Chanos, Carson Block, etc.)

>>56800634
went long NQ at 14500 when feds were dovish last fomc. shorted today at 16020.

>>56799355
Schwab would not let me buy when I had the chance. I still don't know why.

>>56800674
The let me. Made 3k on stocks and 2k on options today on it.

>>56800695
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you.

>>56800591
>Are you retarded degenerates gambling away your hard earned money
Why the fuck would I care? Otherwise it's just laying around in my bank account without me touching it.

On my 18th birthday I got a savings account worth 10k from my grandparents, you know how many times I accessed it after 6+ years? Zero

>>56800726
>>56800726
>>56800726

>>56800565
How about x114?

>>56800565

>>56800554
Yeah, most people here are just sentiment faggots and getting pulled along for the bull ride without questioning what's happening on a technical level.
Some anon made a good point the other day about balancing your trading with sentiment, fundamentals and technicals.
People are ignoring the blaring double top.
I like to make money and big signals like double tops just make me cautious. We could rally from here but the odds are in favour of a dump.

>>56800715
they gave that to you so you would have some money once you failed at life

>>56798823
based. What were you holding?

>>56800766
I've already made 4x as much over the years.