/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56792329
Kek

boomp

baking

>>56795154
>baking before RIP Charlie Sheen or even NIGGERS

>>56792329
fail

i sold early and got buckbroked, but i still made like 2k

>>56795348
>>56795362
still though it's a huge signal

If P0DD crabs again tomorrow I'm going to lose my shit. I need this shit to get to $280 before Christmas because I have other shit I wanna buy. I don't feel like playing Jewmunji with these crab people.

ZESTY edition.

>>56795439
never bet on 'beetus

>>56795451
You underestimate the power of the Amerrifat.

Speaking of which, I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY. I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EAT.

>>56795462
Jam yourself with an Ozempic needle.

In case you forgot, Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

>>56792329
Hehehe no one knows who I was last thread and that I told poem anon to leave and not come back until he writes a new poem. I am free from the consequences of my actions.

>>56795480
No dude this is like Rime of the Ancient Mariner where you doomed us all and you WILL wear the albatross.

>>56795466
I fucking love this guy. I need to watch some more of his scenes.

>>56795462
Go to a fried fish place.

>>56795485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEAdx54rhtE

>>56795486
Do emerging markets have those?

>>56795496
They serve it wrapped in newspaper in Britain

is this the real thread you guys are retards so I can never be certain

>>56795480
Then the spell starts to break
The albatross falls from his neck
Sinks down like lead into the sea
Then down in falls comes the rain.

https://youtu.be/NA2cGy_iDTk?si=gTxvZNvsKwA2Xdju&t=505

>>56795494
Thank you anon. I no longer feel like eating.

what is so bad about disinflation? who wants to pay $15 for a loaf of bread?

>>56795484
>>56795512
Shit this all beginning to sound very bad and foreboding. I might be regretting a little what I did...

>>56795508
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/catalog#s=/smg/

>>56795524
You mean deflation? Deflation is bad for debt, so automatically bad for the state, which is why the states hates it even if there are people without debt (like my family).

>>56795524
Wagies bitch *hard* if you start ratcheting down their pay. That's the biggest niggling detail of a hardcore deflation policy.

>>56795512
HOW CAN SHE SAIL WITH NO WIND IN HER SAILS?

>>56795535
>SHE
>HER
DOUBT

>>56795535
Undeniable proof indians learned that from listening to Iron Maiden.

>>56795480
>>56795526
Little did anon know that his post ended up marking the high water mark on /ES. For the next 14 years.

>>56795530
sometimes there are 4+ threads in the catalog

>>56795526
This is the future you chose.

My KTOS and AVAV are fucking rocketing my niggas

>>56795552
>>56795526
And the ship (the market) it sinks like lead into the sea
And the hermit shrives the mariner of his sins.

Sell order for SAVE shall be deployed tomorrow. 60 days in effect. The countdown to the sack of green is on. I'll let the order sit and do its thing while I merely play GTA 3 and keep on doing "nothing" at work. I'm not worried. Once the good news lands nothing can stop Save from flying to the sky.

i'm so fucking poor and lonely

>>56793647 #
>reduced effective broad money
No. Also, real bond yields are always deeply negative under debt based fiat, this is self evident and obvious

>>56795594
We all are

>Futures

>>56795621
in two more weeks, not me. ill be creampieng my ultra wealthy girlfriend, probly on a yacht or somethin

>futures

ANOTHER CRAB DAY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I AM SO TIRED OF THESE FUCKING CRAB DAYS NOTHING BUT A WEEK OF CRABBING AND HOLIDAYS AND MORE CRABBING AFTER THE HOLIDAYS SO WE CAN CRAB SO MORE

LOOK AT THIS FUCKERS SMUG FACE AND TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO BOIL HIM?

>>56795713
Who gave that rat hair gel?

Dead thread is dead. I’m glad we don’t talk strategies anymore

>>56795781
Buy low, sell high, what else is there to say? Niggers? NIGGERS.

>>56795781
tehcnical or fundaMENTAL anon?

>>56795781
Here's my strategy:
DCA into leveraged ETFs
Once a week, buy a call or put depending on my mood. If it pays out, use the proceeds to buy more calls or puts the next week. Keep doing that until I hit I hit or big or it goes to zero, then start over

>>56795884
based gambler

>>56795890
We're all gamblers, even those of us too scared to admit it

>>56795781
Real bank niggas dont flex nuts
Cause real bank niggas know they got em

>anons sincerely trying to help each instead of myspace rape and ordering pizzas
How times have changed

>>56795894
to a certain extend (im a serial insider trader)

>>56795905
careful we might correct anon!!

>>56795904
Don't gamble with the law, young man

>>56795923
We got holiday season and people wanna dab on the ruskies. Market is gonna go up then dump new years, as always. Hope you're in a christmassey mood.

>>56795905
t. missed the doxxing palooza that happened half a year ago

>>56795930
dont worry about it officer

>>56795935
>hype people on thanksgiving
>expect santa rally
>dump on them during christmas
>anti holiday, anti america, anti santa rally
>why? because israel is not getting enough support from goyim so ruin christmas
counter-snacpback-reverse psychology

>>56792838
SIGA won't moon until Clade I spreads outside of Africa. The WHO suggested that won't be long at the current rate of spread

>>56796015
>The WHO suggested that won't be long at the current rate of spread
Sauce?

I hate stocks and women. Mostly because they hate me first

It's over.

>>56796015
I'm not actually invested in SIGA, I just saw it in my watchlist today
ALso, I gave the SIGA apu some sunglasses

>>56796015
>>56796023
SIGA might still not moon because the last CEO forgot to bribe the FDA.
SIGA's drug is still used to treat moneypox but the FDA won't approve it because he forgot to bribe.
That's just how it works.

For me it's LIGMA

>>56796017
https://healthpolicy-watch.news/first-ever-reports-of-sexual-transmission-of-clade-i-mpox-virus-in-dr-congo-raise-alarm-bells/
The article even has a full paragraph discussing TPOXX access and clinical trials.
>>56796023
Based, saved
>>56796032
If the 10% CFR strain starts circulating in the west and killing people in large numbers, governments will absolutely utilize TPOXX. European contracts could be huge

How do I get rid of my paperhands? Especially with options I get super scared if it drops hard and sell the moment the option has minimal losses again

Is it just experience or am I missing something?

>>56796075
How long do you think we have? I'm not willing to put anything out of P0DD until Christmas at the earliest.

That guy is going to burn in hell forever, and his whole family.

Buying atm puts on DIS is a no brainer for earnings right? They just admitted they don’t care about making money anymore.

>>56796115
Well investment firms like Blackrock don't give Disney money to make money off their investments, they give them money because of Jewish interests and the fact that they control money printing means that they don't care about losses.

We are back.

Fact or fiction
Truth or lies
Mumu, please just
Use you eyes

Dereliction
World's demise
Bobos, we must
Supervise

>>56796079
Bumping this very important question

>>56796085
No idea, maybe spring time in the lead up to the election

>>56795610
This is such bs. "Restrictive" policy my A2A. These central banks are so full of crap and they know it. Their job description should honestly be changed to "propping up the markets".
Yes, I've been saying this for a long time now. QT simply cannot take effect and will not take effect. We will never get a deflation and will keep ballooning forever.
That graph will crab for a while and then in a year or two will start increasing again. And so the cycle continues

>>56796191
I like the ideas of the most powerful people in the world using their free time to catch up on otaku shit. The world would make so much more sense

feels so damn comfy sitting all cash, like i could just stay here forever and forget about losing money aside from inflation

shit thread

>>56796209
Didn't you see that Italian female politician suddenly switch to Final Fantasy hentei during her presentation? "Accidentally" played the clip... yeah alright m8.
But honestly, that's what I would also do. After raising 200 bps, I just sit back, watch some anime and look at the markets crash. Sounds like a fun time

>>56796233
I invest in cannabis industry,
>MSOS
>MSOX
>AYRWF
>LGLZ
>GTBIF
>PLNHF

>tfw 10 minutes before my stocks and ETFs are about to drop into oblivion

Hold me anons, hold me tight

>This Black Friday, buy-now, pay-later options rose in frequency, climbing by 72% from the week before Thanksgiving, per Bloomberg

oh ho boy, 2024 is gonna be fuckin wild

>>56796319
Unless you compare it to previous year, this statement is absolutely worthless anon

I have unironically been listening to Tariq Nasheeds podcast since 2009

>futures

>>56796335
accurate

>>56796319
The financing on everything trend recently has to be the weirdest development of the whole thing. Go amazon, they've got a button to finance your socks and protein powder and batteries. Go online pet store you can damn well finance that set of chew toys.

>>56795480
>>56795484
Frens are gone
The markets bleak
Water water everywhere
Not a drop to drink

I think inflation will come in hotter than expected Wednesday. Now is a good time to short for a gamble. Not the financial system is collapsing short but a modest dip.

>>56796150
OK, anon. As a fellow occasional sufferer of paper-hands, I will tell you the cure I have found.
1. Stop trading and start investing.
2. Two only invest in companies or funds with long-term potential and a manageable debt-load, at prices you are comfortable with.
3. Now you won't wake up with the frantic urge to sell.
4. Hold, and profit over time.

>>56796350
I fucking love not having to pay full price immediately.

>>56796350
People are at their credit limits on cards, this still lets merchants capture key sales during a tight Q4 where people are spending less. This only hurts poor people, who have poor impulse control / money management by effectively paying 16-25% more for something, and not being able to benefit from sales

>>56796368
>I fucking LOVE being in debt
Let me guess, you're from the U S A?

>>56796350
Its nothing new

>>56796380
I don't know if he is, but I am. And short-term debt with no interest allows me to pick up a few more pennies on my cash while it sits in my HYSA. I'm not sure I see the problem with that.

>>56796329
Anon, credit card debt is through the roof over $1 trillion right now. Its not worthless if you pay attention.

Yields...

>>56796462
yields have changed a lot and yet zero effect on stocks

boomers lied to me

>>56796396
>I'm not sure I see the problem with that.
Think of the worst case scenario, then you'll see the problem very quickly

>>56796319
Remember when Goldman sachs in 2008 was 5$ a pop?

>>56796473
While price has stayed the same for the last 2 years there has been a lot of volatility along the way and some fun too

>>56796473
hello?

Ok that's it anons I'm depressed so I have money to throw away. Pick a stock (has to be also available in Europe) and whether I buy puts or calls worth 100 bucks. If I don't post proof you can call me whatever I deserve to be called

Dubs decides

>tfw we're still in the relative stone ages of investment

Imagine investing in like 50-100 years. It will be global, 24/7 access to all the stock markets in every country on earth with 0 fees. Every publicly listed company in the world available at the tip of your finger.

We were born too soon bros

>>56796477
I'm only thinking of my scenario, which is a lifetime of self-denial, never buying things I couldn't afford. Other people abusing their credit lines is not my problem. Debt in itself is a useful tool.

>>56796492
What do you buy while S&P dumps?

>>56796504
S&P? Buy the dip, m9

>>56796319
Powell needs to fuck off he's going to cause a great depression because he wants to look credible and its going to end with him executed at gitmo

lmao rip bozo

>>56796350
As soon as I saw fucking PIZZA CHAINS offering loans options to normies, that is when you just know its all gone to shit and its too late.

>>56796519
will be a glorious day when this shit pops

best part is retail will get fucked the most

>>56796519
So why was this or this not the supposed peak? Enlighten us anon

>>56796535
because markets can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent

the way you exploit this is just underweight or avoid us equities, especially the megacaps

>>56796541
>Muh heckin irrational markets
What is this dumb meme
If rationality played even remotely an role stocks like Tesla should be worth 10x less than they actually are

>>56796553
just cause you dont understand it doesnt mean it's irrational

eurocucks do the needful and make things green

>>56796557
Please enlighten us how Tesla has a market cap bigger than VW, Toyota, Daimler, GM, BMW and Ford combined

Totally rational you guise

>>56796564
tesla has the possibility for growth them niggas be stagnant

>>56796566
irrelevant

tesla can fulfil it's prophecy of becoming the world's largest automaker and it would still make you no money

that is already an expectation implied in the ridiculous price

>>56796566
consider cisco

by any economic measures it is an amazing company, a cash machine, grows and compounds at an insane rate for 2 decades

but all that shit doesn't matter if you bought it in 2000 you would have made no money because all that shit was already priced in as the baseline expectation

>>56796566
>tesla has the possibility for growth
Mhmm look at all that growth. They might even reach 1 million vehicles by 2030!

>>56796579
The tesla bull case is especially weak because there is no realistic path for them to attain the market implied growth.

The only time you see that kind of growth is in disruptive companies that have quasi monopolies like Nvidia and even then that growth tends to mean revert over the years.

Tesla is priced as if it's the only electric vehicle marker in the world and it's destined to become a near monopoly. As if Honda, VW or Toyata don't have some of the brightest and best auto engineers in the world and massively larger infrastructure.

It's simply an impossibility for Tesla price to be justified with that level of industry competition. The irony is that electric vehicle bulls would be way better of just buying a basket of established auto-makers who will transition to electric and are trading for pennies on the dollar.

>>56796596
Or doing a pairs trade against the sector

>>56796596
An that's exactly where we get to the original discussion point: rationality of Muh heckin markets is an absolute meme

It's a pure popularity contest where perception is everything. Lots of good news and hype => number go up
Bad news and negative hype => number go down. That's literally it. The only other factor is inner whale machinations an power plays but trying to guess those is nigh impossible because it's an absolute black box.

>MDAX dropping
>commodities bouncing back
I am unbeheeming myself

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

I really picked the worst possible time to start investing lmfao

>>56796629
in the short term

in the long term valuations explain almost 100% of market returns

>>56796629
>Bad news and negative hype
Number go up because now the bad news is out of the way, chud!

But really, what matters is expectations. The current FMV reflects market expectations. If ER is accurate, it crabs. Otherwise it rapidly reprices itself as people adjust their risk appetite

And really supply and demand is the only thing that matters. If demand is higher, liquidity is removed and the price rises. If supply is higher, liquidity is added and the price falls.

Also saw a few threads that said pension funds being mandated to buy up bluechips keeps prices elevated. Also saw another thing that suggested Gates was in support of youth stock accounts or something as a form of govt pension. Imagine having a forced investment to prop up a previous generation

>>56796637
COCOA

3 stocks to choose over the next 5 years go

>>56796637
Speaking of commodities, is there a good etf or stock I could invest in?

>>56796671
too high for me, my slurp zone is $2000 - $2650

>>56796698
I wouldn't know, what's wrong with directly buying futures?

>trades and market conducted globally at the speed of light
>they still make you wait two entire business days for your money to be settled after a sale
This is such horseshit. Its just artificial goygating.

>>56796698
buy uranium, URNJ

>>56796702
>what's wrong with directly buying futures?
I'm not a fan of speculation-based investing, I view stocks as things that I own so I only invest in stuff that I see not going to shit long term

>>56796707
>Buy urnj
I can't ;-;
As a euro, I suffer

>>56796708
All investing is speculation => risk management.

>>56796629
price is whatever you want it to be... until a company can't meet payroll and gets liquidated

fundamentals always tell eventually, the problem is that 'eventually' is longer than most people can afford to wait

>>56796708
if you buy commodities futures you can always take delivery and own 40 actual tons of basedbeans :^)

>>56796350
You haven't experienced concern till you witness Walmart trying to get you to take a loan out at the self checkout station to buy food. I saw it. Thats also how I made several Gs on Affirm's rise the last few days.

>>56796708
Just opt for physical delivery bro lmao. You're just tricking yourself, you don't want to buy futures, so you'd rather give a fee to Blackrock so they can give you an ETF made of futures lmao.

green soon

>>56796696
Kenmare, Nokia, 3i Group, Stellantis

>>56796720
futures dont pay dividends

>>56796738
Begone to your dead containment general

>>56796720
OK fine, which commodities should I buy? Gold is the obvious one, what about the rest?

>futures

https://youtu.be/w5qvMdoxGnc?si=mHgnTcX_bkRwgc40

>>56796743
>Futes anon in the stock market general implying dividend investors need to be contained elsewhere.
Checks out.

>>56796746
Gold is the obvious one that you shouldn't buy lmao, it's not cheap, it was cheap when it was around $500 (in 2023 dollars) 22 years ago, you don't want to buy something that's 4x more expensive than when it was cheap.

Right now what's cheap is Lean Hogs, Wheat, Cotton (haven't bought that one yet though). Basedbean Oil and Corn are nearly there too. I also hold Oil and I have cattle spreads (long Live Cattle, short Feeder Cattle), but that one is a seasonal play.

>>56796762
lel, when you put it like this it doesn't make sense, but it's the divifags who wanted their own general so they can talk about slurping O, there's no futures general (thank God).

we are having a green day and a massive short squeeze bobocucks

I'm holding airline stocks through the 1st of the year.
After that... I dunno, whatever the consensus lands on.

>>56796793
Wrong thread

>>56796810
futures are an indicator for the stock market retard

>>56796735
nice counting lmao

Tick tock tick tock
Do mumus hear the ticking clock
Counting down til music stops
Warning you to sell your stocks
Get out now before it drops
Tick tock tick tock

>>56796827
Pick any of the 200 other threads, cryptotard

>>56796854
Hes right. Crypto is the tail wagging the dog.

> megacaps are plateauing

Yet mumoids are still coping about an enventual " bullrun"

Woke up feeling energized at 5:30 lads. Normally wake up at 8, should I just stay up? Maybe its a sign.

I'm thinking COIN puts this morning

I intend on positioning to maximize profit off America's unstoppable desire to consume. This black friday was absolute trash in terms of sales/discounts, and they ate it up anyways. Nothing can stop the neverending flow of slop.
What would be the best way to do this? E-commerce, freight, or traditional retail?

>>56796854
>being this dumb
It's Nasdaq futures you nincompoop lmao

>>56796793
zoom out

>>56797039
>You are supposed to know the graph just by seeing it

>>56796493
SOXL

>>56797039
In his defense those might as well be a shitcoin.
Tech and regional bank stocks are shitcoins so futures are shitcoin derivatives.

>>56796493
SIGA

>>56796493
SAVE

>>56796985
It's a sign you should sleep as little as possible

>>56797088
>>56797083
>>56797078
At least read the post before you spam, brainlet.

>Has to be available in Europe
>Specify put or call

>>56797099
I wasn't doing it for him, I was doing it for me to decide what I will buy today. You can work off other people's meme magic or steal it like a vampire.

>>56797109
>Meme magic
>Needs three attempts to get dubs
Notice how you invest significantly more effort into what comes to others more easily?

>>56797122
I'm off my game but it will come back to me.

The

Niggers

Die

smg threads are making new lows while the market is making new highs. Seems there is a way to make some alpha here.

rate my buy orders of the day

Fellow europoors! What are your top picks for cannabis related stocks or ETFs? I've heard that Germany is legalizing it and I wouldn't wonder if the rest of Europe followed their lead.

I chose dividends as my main retirement investment vehicle because they are more reliable than relying on share price to sell yearly.

dividend invensting general /dig/
>>56797383
>>56797383

>>56796462
Imagine the smell.

>>56797402

How the fuck did DXY get crushed so hard recently?

>>56797455
AAPL is a very popular dividend company. Thanks for the reinforcement post

I'm so tempted to short some stock, the premarket just took a major dive lmfao

>>56797460
Rate hikes are OVER. EU won't be cutting either, they have no room to cut. DXY is going to 0.90.

>>56797525
Other central banks having low interest rates drives DXY up.

>>56797530
This.
>>56797525
Interest rates are still at historical highs though.

>>56797494
Short NVDA

>>56797540
Can you imagine how it will be when NVDA eventually does start to get dumped?
It's going to be fucking incredible.

>>56797530
>>56797538
Read what I said. No more rate hikes, Fed rate cuts are coming. Meanwhile, it is unlikely that the ECB will cut. Fed down, ECB constant = DXY pricing this in.

>>56797549
Read what *I* said. And no, rate cuts aren't coming.

>>56797547
That massive gap from May is going to fill. I still think we have another 8-10 weeks of upside though in tech stocks, just some sideways chop this week.

>>56797540
I can't believe it's still so high. I'm glad I took profit on my shorts when I did. I hadn't checked it until recently and saw it's still around 500. WTF?

>>56797549
Also it's likely the ECB will cut as will the BOE.
They're counter signalling so hard that it tells me they know they broke something and they're kvetching hard to make people think it's all under control.

>>56797551
DXY going down says otherwise. Trust the charts, not the talking heads.

>>56797549
>Fed rate cuts are coming.
They have not come yet.

>>56797559
The market is forward looking.

>>56797564
It's not an oracle though.

>>56797558
>not the talking heads.
The talking heads are the ones screaming for rate cuts and predicting they're weeks away. Case in point is that kike Siegel. He's been screeching for rate cuts for like years now. He was calling for rate cuts when the Fed was at like 2% lol.

>>56797564
You sound like putscuck btw. Are you putscuck?

>>56797566
>Siegel
A broken clock is right twice a day. Pause this December. First cut will come in February/March.

if shot keeps mooning ill take some profits into strength.

>my fucking power went out again
Jesus Christ it went out yesterday I'm in the US have we already become 3rd world? It's not even bad weather or anything.
Going to best buy to buy some battery packs today so next time it happens I can keep my wifi router and laptops on for a bit.

>PDD mcap near BABA.
Clown world.

>>56797572
When I do go short, I'll let you know. About to go long on GDX. Look at that inverse H&S.

>>56797538
>Interest rates are still at historical highs though.

lmao

>>56797540
>Short NVDA
Dubs and I will put 50 bucks into puts. Number of dubs decides the leverage (approx)

>>56797540
>>56797547
>>56797610

its 5% from ath. it was up 1% yesterday. earnings were good too.

whats bobos reasoning for shorting it ?

>>56797595
>I'm in the US have we already become 3rd world?
If you're in California or Texas then yes. You live in expensive Mexico.
If you live in the hills with the rest of the White people you've never had reliable power to begin with.

>>56797620
The market will become hesitant for SPX to go much further past its ATH. I think we put in a double top in several weeks, maybe a little higher than ATH. That will be the time to strike with fresh puts.

>>56797602
You misunderstand, putscuck is putsrnotdawae, the faggot permabull of smg.
Gdx is trash btw.
>>56797607
>being this stupid

>>56797595
>Going to best buy to buy some battery packs
Best Buy doesn't sell what you need last I checked. You *might* find ones at Walmart or a camping store but they'll be overpriced. I got mine online.
You can also build them yourself but it's not really worth it IMO.

>>56797636
Yeah, not me.
>Gdx is trash btw.
One man's trash is another man's treasure with the right amount of leverage.

>>56795713
Fucking whore

I think we should ban bobos from the market as as a matter of national security.

>>56797634
its a nasdaq stock first of all. you gave a reason to buy puts on spx.

Anons is it worth jumping into RDHL stock. Pt $40 and insane volume yesterday

>>56797632
I'm in Texas.

>>56797639
I'll check online. I would likely kill myself trying to build them.

>>56797658
Nasdaq will more or less follow. Zoom out a little. A Santa rally would put both the SPX and NDX up near or slightly above their 2021 highs.

>>56797595
welcome to my world. I installed battery backup on my house a while back for that.

>>56796034
Who's Steve Jobs?
For me it's tickers NIG and GERS.

>>56797595
are they doing construction around you or something? call the power company to report.

>>56797267
That's because a lot of bobos here got heemed beyond recovery. This year must have shaken out so many people. I wish pic related would get updated because I really would love to see how much the "bears unwinding" has contributed to this truly astounding bull market in late Oct to November

NatGas today!

>>56797692
If bobos are getting heemed why the fuck is my portfolio plummeting right now?

>Resilient consumers have not only helped the American economy rebound with a vengeance, but they've also shaped the winners and losers of the sprawling U.S. logistics industry. New internal data from Amazon (AMZN) reportedly shows the e-commerce behemoth set to take hold of the annual delivery crown for the first time, shipping a total of 4.8B packages in the U.S. before Black Friday and Cyber Monday, and predicting it will deliver about 5.9B by the end of 2023. Its closest rival UPS (UPS) only handled around 3.4B parcels domestically in the first nine months of the year, and said its volume in 2023 is unlikely to exceed last year's 5.3B. FedEx's (FDX) domestic parcel volume is even further behind, and both companies even include packages they hand off to the U.S. Postal Service for final delivery.

last week I ordered 8 items from amazon all at the same time, I received 3 packages
I am going to return 3 items because its free
and I'm not even being niggerish by ordering 4 different sizes to see what best fits me to then send back the 3 that dont
but yeah the consumer is totally resilient :^)

>>56797674
but the reason to short nvidia is cos of indexes?

>>56797402
Divvies are good but not really sure why anyone would go into O. O has been discussed multiple times here and never has anyone made a good argument for it.
But... this might be a good time for REITs. On the other hand, that should already be kind of priced in since the market is forward looking by about 6-12 months. I don't know.
Right now, my main divvie machine is Lundin Gold which is giving me 6+% divvies (at the price I bought) and I'm up +100%. Can't really complain.
Also, god I love Lum

>>56797707
I predict a double top in those indices will signal the beginning of a massive rotation out of growth and tech stocks into value. Shorts will pile on and the fear will mount.

>>56797703
Most good stocks are near ATH or at ATH. NASDAQ 100 is almost +50% YTD. Nothing is plummeting right now. Just buy the dip bro.

>>56797711
They've raised dividends literally every year for more than 25 years, even through massive recessions, and have seen a relatively stable price during the recent high interest rate period despite being a realty company, with its real value tripling over the same period even if you take the lowest price it hit during the Covid selloff. The fuck more kind of arguments do you need nigga? Shit.

>>56797700
Still fucked but finally seeming to hold something of a bottom for now. I still suppose it can drop a good bit more before it really finds one though. Staying cautious and patient.

wtf is Oil doing now...

>>56797711
>O has been discussed multiple times here and never has anyone made a good argument for it.
What? It’s been an excellent performer since going public. 104 consecutive quarters of dividend raises. 14,000 properties with a 99% occupancy rate. Most of their clients are stalwart companies themselves. This isn’t some shitty office space REIT.

>>56797671
>I would likely kill myself trying to build them.
AC isn't that bad. If you try building the inverter from scratch just be careful when messing with the isolation transformer.

>>56797402

>>56797716
okay. what about nvidia specifically.

my opinion is its too soon to tell. chart looks ok

>>56797729
lol, that is quite the candle

>>56797761
The price is unjustified. The massive margins encourage substitution and the only reason people by their stuff is coupling in software.
We're already seeing it unwind. State of the art AI training software is as performant on high core count CPUs as it is on Nvidia's GPUs. Once that becomes more widely used demand for Nvidia's stuff will evaporate and so will their growth.

>>56797761
I'm not saying short now. I said possibly in several weeks. What if a Santa rally has them go to $550-$600. There's your head. Wait for the right shoulder to form in January/February as NVDA gets dragged down with the general market. Pull the trigger then.

>There’s probably a floor under oil prices even if OPEC were to decline to restrict output further–though analysts say an agreement is still the most likely outcome. The U.S. has said it would start buying to refill its strategic reserves at about $70 a barrel. Other buyers may also pile in if prices fall just a little bit more.
BUY OIL YOU FUCKING CHUD
BUY IT RIGHT NOW

BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>56797790
last time oil was in the low 70s the U.S. government didn't exactly fulfill that promise and just kept dumping more

>>56797790
What's the best oil ETF or stock?

>>56797802
isn't it in an hour?

>>56797806
God damn daylight savings.

how confident are we about SPY double top?
considering buying a $200k short term SPXS spot position. I couldn't get good entry yesterday

It's over for mumu niggers.

>>56797685
Not that I've seen. The power company fixes it in about an hour normally (it's back now). Happened when I was at the gym, I think around 6am when I got back at 6:30 it was out and sun hadn't come up yet so super dark inside. I can look up my address and the power company will show they know it's out and say they are working on it.

>>56797776
interesting.

i googled this from may this year

>In summary, CPUs and GPUs work together in training AI models, with CPUs handling sequential tasks, memory management, and overall system coordination, while GPUs excel at parallel computations, accelerating training through massive parallelization.

sounds like gpus have their usage. dunno if thats changed since then.

If China takes Taiwan won’t the bond market collapse? We have no military industrial base to defend ourselves long term.

cum in lum? y/n

>>56797838
not going to happen

>>56797813
Just opinion. Think it's more likely we get a continuation of the current momentum off our last major bounce and things do a measured move. Currently some volatility, so things could go down a bit this week and next. Here's what a potential Santa rally could look like.

>>56797836
>ith CPUs handling sequential tasks
This is outdated. It used to be this way because Intel was very slow adding more parallel cores to their CPUs. AMD one upped them bigtime a few years ago and now CPUs do parallel very nicely. Especially with the new SIMD instructions.
Our edge machines at work from years ago have like 64 threads, it's only getting better.

Fuck whichever of you Jews convinced me to sell my Etsy for a small gain

>>56797720
>nigga
Such foul language is uncalled for :(. Look, I understand they have impressive divvies, but why are they in a down-trend then? If something is weak, why is it weak? Why not buy the strong one instead?
You are correct in that the company is fine. It's just that the stock performance has been really lackluster

The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC
CRTS.v / CRTTF
NGE.v / NVDEF
DHR.v / DCHRF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

>>56797866
okay good to know. is this why amd has been pumping for a month now?

>>56797821
you razist

>>56797122
Noticed. Buy SAVE calls.

>>56797813
Bank of America reaffirmed mumu's wet dreams today and called a new ATH by next year. 5000 is the target.
It's easy to say short right now with everything so overbought and setting new ATHs but this schizo market could very well continue.
But in my most humblest of opinions and based on my ability as a chartist, I'd say we're gonna go down to close the gap. I'd say -5% from here and then to new ATH

>>56797805
NRGU it's got the GU

yesterday's gamma. reminder that 50% of the volume of all options traded are now 0dte

>>56797892
They've been flat since Covid hit because of Covid and the high yields that came afterwards, their historical performance was a sextupling before then. And that's flat while they've still continued to raise their dividends, and have recently made a massive acquisition. Now's honestly one of the best times you could possibly buy.

How are we feeling about SHOT? Is it going to keep mooning?

>>56797922
premarket not looking good. i have stop in tiny profit so i wont lose money if it dumps

I live on the east coast. I think I might benefit from just leaving and moving to -any red state-. But that's just a thought.

>>56797918
Reeee I knew I shouldn't have come here today. Now I'm gonna spend hours researching fuckin REITs. I really like divvies but in the face of tech being on such a bullrun ever since 2020... it's difficult to buy anything but tech

>>56797938
FOWF

>>56797905
>Buy SAVE calls
I fucking can't AAAAH, how many times do I have to explain it?

ruh ro

>>56797953
>Jim Cramer concerned about the bullrun
Strongest BUY signal I've ever seen. I feel validated in my decisions now

Made nice profit from AFRM yesterday and might flip some more today

>>56797953

>>56797953
>Cramer bearish
Weimar Cataclysm confirmed imminent.

SPY to 100000000. Then to 0. PMs to 0. Average life expectency to 0.

Does this count as a double top?

>>56797958
fuck he was very bullish on nvidia recently. his football spam was based from a match

>>56796497
its already like that retard. not for robinhood nigger poors though

>>56797993
He's never not bullish on nvda lol

Report: Reddit Talking With Potential Investors for IPO

https://www.pymnts.com/news/ipo/2023/report-reddit-talking-with-potential-investors-for-ipo/

>>56798002
for what purpose? They only make revenue from adds

OH FUCK!!! SHOT BROS NOOO!!!!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!

>>56797951
Explain what?

I wish I was good at this

Bloodred, like my ID.

>>56798012
Like YouTube?
Just bought 100k

>>56797932
I missed it when it was good so I’m thinking about whether I should jump in or not.

>>56798014
j-just hedgies playing illegal tricks

>>56798022
That I can't buy semi obscure burger stocks

>>56798056
You can't open an interactive brokers account?

>>56798045
This fucked my Dowjones short yesterday. Was positive at shorted 35380 or something. Fell to 292, had stop loss at 370 or something. On US open jumped to 410, then back down and lost 2x gains cause I didn't close during EU for profit and I was kicked out during US. That's how lucky I am.

>>56798064
wrong reply, I meant to reply to >>56797932

>>56798041
Well that's a waste of 100k but okay.

>>56798063
It's super inconvenient yes

>>56798064
lot of really good traders and investors sell in to strength. its really hard cos of greed.

Wtf are those candles in oil? This sheit is rigged beyond belief.

>>56798093
where did all that liquidity go?

>>56798087
What do you mean with sell in to strength? into a pump? The thing is I wasn't there when it hit my positive stop loss (small gain) so I couldn't reshort. Later I didn't want to anymore. In this case it harmed me to have a safety stop loss, just to be kicked out on open on a fakepump and dump.

>>56798053
I'm not suspecting anything illegal. It's just cooling off before the next leg up.

QRTEA about ut to do another 14% today. Does nobody shill winners anymore?

>>56797596
Those Jing Dong ching chongs called us "Pin Doo Doo". Who's raughing now?!

>>56798103
I thought the Fed was selling bonds, was that not the case?

my moonshot stop is at 4.25. hope i dont get hunted and we moon

volume yesterday was 10x compared to few months ago

>>56798123
It's complicated.

BOIL bros what's happening?
It's winter.
People need to heat their homes.

>>56798099
Someone thought it would be funny to dump 10 million barrels over like 5 minutes this morning

This is why we are red btw

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

SOMEBODY BAKE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>56798122
Is it a penny stock? My experience with penny stocks is that if you put more than 100 bucks into them all the algo bots immediately dump, making them worthless.

>>56798099
OPEC+ meeting rescheduled

>>56798151
wtf are you doing

>>56798141
Some 1-2 week temperature forecast flipped to be hella warm this past couple days.

Alright I bought PUTS you can all chill now, your portfolios are fine.

LET'S FUCKING GO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>56798149
/pol is actually sperging out on Biden wanting to tax corporations. I thought they were natsoc, but they are all ancap now.
>it will only increase prices
>consumer will pay anything
>what does it benefit you if corporations pay more taxes
>The government shouldn#t have more money
>They will waste the money anyway
Lmao, bootlicker 2.0.

>>56798149
retarded boomer cant into math

>>56798151
yikes. huge misfire

>>56798120
i was pretending to be a gme/bbbbqy bagholder. yesterdays pump was they hired some short specialist lawyer.

>>56798117
okay so more a tricky one. one dude has if its up 20% then you take at least partial profits. i think its good to automate it so you make constant gains. i struggle myself with it too. you always want more.

>>56798123
>>56798103
https://ckarchive.com/b/k0umh6hdz5n92b6n33wn4a8w8p577

this does a better explanation than I can.

>>56798169
/pol/ have always just been libertarians who realize that only works in White societies.

im out of shot now but made a tiny profit.

>>56798169
>wanting higher taxes
>not bootlicking
That is the literal boot you moron

>>56798151
just like me during sex

Who the FUCK keeps pumping Saylor’s dogshit stock up everyday?

>>56798169
>>56798149
the administrations options are:
>force jpow to brrr printers(this will destroy us)
>somehow sell debt to foreigners
>raise taxes
>cut spending
since theyre communists they just want to tax corpos and "rich"

>>56798141
the boiltard lied and anons ports have died
For your specific question, you are seeing firsthand what a warmer winter than normal does to the price of natural gas.

>>56798186
bootlicking for corporations. Maybe we'd need a new term.
Essentially they are advocating for somebody who laughs at them and has no interest at them. I don't know what it benefits /pol to defend corporations. Probably half of them are also here from the replies I see.

You said /pol was full of Bobos, but it turns out it is all Permamumus.

>>56798174
Thanks

>>56798141
thats why natty gas is called the widowmaker

>>56798169
isnt it just full of glowies and bot propaganda now.

>>56798198
The administration probably is far more powerful, in legal rights and terms, but doesn't do it because of corruption, conflict of interest, lobbyism etc.

As if there was NO mechanism to tax the corporations and stop them from passing the cost to the consumer. AS IF.

>>56798224
>tax corporations
>cost gets pushed to consumers, everything is expensive now
>stocks never go up
>I never make it
No thank you, how about we bring back Donald Pump instead?

Fuck I'm not supposed to be making money today.
And I already ran out of Whisky. It's not even 10:00.

I either lose $500 or let her ride

>>56798149
>Borrows hundreds of billions the U.S. doesn't have to fund proxy wars during a period of near breaking point levels of inflation and debt
>begs corporations to cut him some slack

>>56798261
>I either lose $500 or let her ride

>>56798253
Everything is expensive now anyways, and they pumped up their prices long before news of any such "tax". Their profits are at all time highs from their price gouging, as evidenced by credit card debts reaching all time highs. I no longer care if they get taxed out the nose for it.

Every fucking day we fucking crab the moment I enter a trade. Without fail this happens the moment I enter long or short

what a wild opening

>>56798289
spread time.

>>56798289
Yeah, this market is tiring. I'm not a devestor. I short and hold. Fuck investors.

>>56798251
Their power is susposed to be checked by the other branches but that hasnt stopped biden from trying things that directly contradict the constitution, like his ministry of truth.

Just remember theyre communist midwits. Like newsom increasing min wage for fast food wagies to $20...like yeah of course fast food price will soar but he doesnt care.

SPY needs to die, just like the boomers.
This is necessary for millenials and zoomers to live.
>verification not required

accept it. we're going to gap fill before going higher

>>56798282
Everything is at all time highs, that's how inflation works. They could keep their margins the same percentage wise and the result would be all time highs.
God damn I've seen so many people say this. It's like there are jews at the top fucking jews at the bottom and they all say the same thing. It's retarded.
All of the Biritish and German retards are fucking around with git meanfhile actually dragging everyone forward.

Sick and tired of the urge to panic sell

>>56798307
*I'm now a devestor

Fuck, man.

>>56798308
>implying prices wouldn't soar anyways

Don't expect people to work if work isn't profitable anymore. That goes also for the lowest.

We have this problem in germany right now where government benefits reach almost working wages or exceed them. Why the fuck would you work 8 hours if you can do nothing for only 10-20% less money? That free time is absolutely worth it.

>>56798314
>printing another leg up
>after an inside day
>going into the year end

350 posts this is unsustainable. Something needs to be done

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>>56798337
May God have mercy on your portfolio

We're at a double top on the Nasdaq and we just had an inside day yesterday. We're going to sell off going into the year end

>>56798353
https://youtu.be/xSZ9xkiBywc?si=-rvhCHSn008i2ETy

I'm already up like 10%. Should I just take my gains, or tighten up my stop?

Why is everyone so bullish after two red days in a row? Do you think you can push it around because of the scraping?

>>56798334
>implying prices wouldn't soar anyways
thats an increase from ~15.5.... so roughly 23% increase

>Don't expect people to work if work isn't profitable anymore. That goes also for the lowest.
Then the market would react and increase wages naturally.
>government benefits
yeah, welfare states never work for obvious reasons.

>>56798365
Tighten and hold

>>56798365
On SAVE calls?

>>56798375
One of my positions is a call that strikes on the 1st and it's up like 30%

>>56798372
They do work, the problem is the americanization of the job market in the EU. Wages are too low not benefits too high.

>>56798378
>>56798380
Yep

>>56798372
>Then the market would react and increase wages naturally.
Nah. The gap between wages and profit has spiked since the 70's. They raise wages when a union makes them, not for any other reason.

WHY IS IT NOT GOING UP AHHHH

Okay, so how the fuck is the market tanking *with* DXY? This wasn't supposed to happen.
This shit makes less and less sense to me by the day ffs.

>>56798380
take profit. and watch how it plays out with profits secured.

>>56798399
>He thinks markets are perfectly correlated
First time?

RDHL is mooning and halted.

>>56798411
Romanian DeadH?????lifts?

>>56798378

>>56798383
>They do work
...welfare states?
>>56798387
well go for it. But dont be surprised when two things happen
1) fast food will become almost or fully mechanized
2)prices will skyrocket as a result.

>>56798380
Still, you have defined risk. Take it or hold, but next time know what youre doijg before going in

why does my broker show me a loss for the day when i was up on the position overall??

gotta be some psychology trick to make me feel bad.

>>56798406
They were correlated like this for ages though. Didn't expect to get reverse unod before 2024 like this. This is going to lead to something bad which is good for us bobos I guess.

>>56798436
Market only goes down with DXY when a certain event is occurring. In every other circumstance, you'd normally be right.

>>56798423
Yes, in both states poor become poorer and rich become richer. But at least in the welfare state the poor have it better. Meanwhile living in your country only makes sense if you make it. And chances to make it increase tenfold with capital, which you don't have if you are poor. And your education is such dogshit you have to go into debt for it, LMAO.

>>56798430
I don't enter a trade without a certain amount of risk I'm will to take. It's typically 10-15%. I've been in the black well past that, so it's just kinda sitting out there collecting money, but I'm wanting to start swing trading with the calls playing in the background.

>>56798433
were you a TD chad who got schwabed? They're cost basis is off on a few positions for some reason.

Buy bitfarms, it's a 5-10x

>>56798459
no im interactive broker bro

someone bake.

terrible day for my portofolio. most red but tiny moves luckily

>>56798459
I hate that TD was bought by schwab. best broker bought by one of the worst.

> NVDA

BLOWN OFF TOP

I am getting crabbed guys

Markets are healing.

>>56798450
It doesn't work because it becomes unsustainable past a point.
>And your education is such dogshit you have to go into debt for it, LMAO.
Good example actually, If biden wasnt stopped by the supreme court, the welfare state would have bought the debt of those retards.
>>56798482
I hate it too.

one of those days where premarket price action is clearer than the general session. how tiresome

When will the new thread be up?

>>56798422
I can't imagine having 8k to blow and being too stupid to screenshot.

>>56798514
This is the last/worst smg ever

The fun only starts around 5pm/11am NYC time, so relax anons

>>56798526
that's good

>>56798445
>when a certain event
What event, anon?

>>56798541
>>56798541

>>56798514
We're on page 5, this is a slow board etc.
We have had threads keep going till like 500 posts.
What is it with you people and your urgency for new threads

>>56798537
only when anon bakes a new thread

>>56798548
Thank you for taking the time to explain it to me

Just got back from the ABC store. My REIT puts are up like 1000%.
How are you guys holding up?

RDHL is squeezing!!!! Jump in