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Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:01:46 2023 No.56792305 [Reply] [Original]

>Practice wife is quitting her job to stay home and raise the practice child
I'm in too deep aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:06:09 2023 No.56792339 >>56792305 Yikes tell her no you need her income because you’re a beta bitch male.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:06:36 2023 No.56792341 >practice life is already over 1/3 of the way over It wasn’t supposed to be like this bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:08:31 2023 No.56792357 >>56792305 https://youtu.be/jGL1x40p46s

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:11:07 2023 No.56792383 >>56792305 My practice crack addiction is becoming a daily habit

SAGE Mon Nov 27 21:11:46 2023 No.56792386

>>56792305
Is the practice child a boy or girl?
If it is a girl, you have already given her the greatest gift you can: Your genetics.
Move on to the real wife/child(REN!!)
If it's a boy, you'll have to stick it out, but pump a few more rounds into her and give her a better excuse for staying home.

Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:14:31 2023 No.56792413
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>>56792386
We don't know yet.
By the way she is not my practice wife and it is not my practice child. You are speaking to the happiest father-to-be on the face lf this Earth right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:15:26 2023 No.56792426 File: 5 KB, 205x246, 3ABECC65-135A-478A-8EE3-5B2DD8D57C66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56792305 >practice grandchildren telling me how much they enjoy spending time with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:15:42 2023 No.56792431 >>56792413 congratulations anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:17:33 2023 No.56792451 >>56792426 >practice nursing home isn't as spacious and white as my real nursing home will be >practice hospice gave me too low a dose of morphine >practice death is spent in the lake of fire Can BBBY just go ahead and moon so my real life can begin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:17:35 2023 No.56792452 File: 411 KB, 1024x1536, F128CCB1-CF00-40D2-A638-FEB9A7BD4313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My practice life took up 90% of my lifespan I'm going to practice kill myself

Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:17:52 2023 No.56792455

>>56792413
Envious but happy for you. Wish i could find a girl to have kids with. Very disconnected since i dumped my supermodel gf last year. Since then I’ve had a tenuous relationship with women to say the least. Wish i wasn’t redpilled on female behavior.

Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:18:47 2023 No.56792463
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>>56792431
Thanks anon. I hope the doomposters flood this thread about how I am ngmi now and how having a kid is financial suicide.
They simply don't understand that I have already made it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:20:00 2023 No.56792475 >>56792455 Thanks. You will gonna WAGMI it anon. Keep trying

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:24:32 2023 No.56792513 >>56792305 hilarious. I want a practise child too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:25:36 2023 No.56792530 >>56792413 Congratulazioni anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:25:54 2023 No.56792533 >>56792413 >it is not my practice child So someone else is fucking your wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:27:52 2023 No.56792544 >>56792413 holy fucking based >>56792386 ywnbaw

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 21:32:21 2023 No.56792572 File: 32 KB, 657x420, 56A1A30A-3D1B-49CA-8939-8F3F89050215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56792475 Thanks fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 22:32:35 2023 No.56793027 File: 150 KB, 1125x347, IMG_0338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56792305 This anon stole your ID opee

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 22:58:10 2023 No.56793234 >>56793027 >>56691477 gonna go laugh at him

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 22:59:12 2023 No.56793248 >>56793234 Whoops >>56791477

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:05:20 2023 No.56793296 >>56792413 Well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:07:00 2023 No.56793309 >practice life won't reset and I'm left a mentally ill NEET WTF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:10:28 2023 No.56793343 File: 12 KB, 225x225, smug-pepe-ears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56792413

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:28:03 2023 No.56793441 >>56792305 Then get a real wife? Kek, you shouldn't have got a practice wife in first place, that's like getting practice shitcoins before getting into beoble

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:37:57 2023 No.56793513 File: 1.24 MB, 861x885, 1656360920497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56792413 >it is not my practice child You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:39:51 2023 No.56793522 >>56792305 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:45:35 2023 No.56793568 >>56792413 Basado anon-kun. Count your blessings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:49:44 2023 No.56793603 >>56793441 Kek, not based faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:51:22 2023 No.56793622 >>56793441 I don't quite see how is shitcoins compared to marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:51:42 2023 No.56793628 >>56792572 Don't believe OP, he's a faggot, quit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 23:52:14 2023 No.56793632 >>56793441 imo practice shitcoins are kinda useful, they lead you to learn how to properly trade

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 28 00:12:39 2023 No.56793794 >>56792305 I always laugh when lazy wives do this shit, time to break your back boy, hope the pussy was worth it.

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