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tasty bake

hold up, this isn't the BBBYQLGBT thread

Chinabros...
I really am starting to think that our level of cockiness may have been a bit too much...

Would I be able to at least moderately time the market using trading based on news? Or do y'all believe in the "the news was already priced in 10 chess moves ahead" meme?

>he baked

while there are people who over rely on this single indicator, RSI
RSI is a top 5 indicator that everyone should have on their charts, and people should look at multiple time frames, hourly, 4 hour, daily, weekly, monthly
so for this reason, the OP picture seems to me to be more of a demoralization technique, trying to discourage people from using RSI on their charts
don't fall for the demoralization, continue to use RSI as one of your indicators, among many
do not over rely on RSI - it can always get more oversold, more overbought

>US debt has increased by $2.3 trillion in only six months
>yellen is trying to cope and keep yields low by selling bills instead of bonds

>>56788261
Go ahead, trust MSM
At best, they’re on a delay

>>56788255
Well make a lot in 2024 the year of the dragon. This is the final shake out till EOY.

>>56788255
i'm still buying, wdym

>>56788267
There is NO such thing as ANY viable "technical analysis"...it doesn't exist except in your imagination.

Why the fuck is DXY so weak?

>>56788277
I'm starting to doubt comrade.
>>56788284
Stock market is down bigly, many such cases across China, sad.

>>56788276
>Go ahead, trust MSM
>At best, they’re on a delay
It's just in the past there's definitely been a few news you could've traded on and got a nice profit out of it, based on rational choice.
Stuff like the whole Bayer thing for example

>>56788311
I'm trying to buy more Ping An right now, it feels like a comfy stock

>>56788311
Checked. Be feedy when others are sneedy, remember your training comrade.

Invest in mackeral.

>>56788299
You are delusional and ignorant.
All of the top performing funds, all of the top performing traders, they all use technical analysis as one of the tools in their calculus.
Nobody will force you to use TA - and in fact, I would rather you didn't, as it means more mistakes on your part, more profit for me capitalizing on your mistakes.

>>56788336
It is all complete voodoo nonsense. Lines on charts do not predict anything. Make believe shapes on charts do not predict anything.

I was an ass last thread and I want to apologize

>>56788270
Yellen got her ass handed to her by the FED, which is when the 10Y and 30Y fell sharply. Instead, they are now targeting the short end of yields. What a bunch of idiots. But they had to do it, the market was crashing after all.
We finna pump fr fr today. Look at the 10Y. DXY is also continuing its descent. Yeah, we're gonna pump all the way to Christmas. Black Friday once again beat forecasts and records. Jesus, once again doomers proven wrong.
I still remember when people here were saying "if rates go above 3-4%, the entire economy blows up"... and yet we have consomerism at ATH. Truly mesmerizing how well the inverse smg strategy works.

>Oil
Oilsissies, how are you faring?

>>56788339
Good - keep believing that. Please keep trading and investing using no technical analysis in your decision making whatsoever. More alpha for the rest of us.

>>56788357
You are forgiven my son. Go in peace.

>>56788339
This. Funny meme lines are only coping mechanism for people who dont make it.
If they were so smart they wouldnt be sitting in a mongolian jak milking forum

>>56788267
Stoch or normal?

>>56788357
Take a 1% position in ORLEN and you'll have my forgiveness.

>>56788374
With dedollarizaition her timing the market for short term bonds feels like a huge mistake

Stocks are silly. The concept of partial public ownership is silly. Only private companies directly under your control are good

>>56788339
They show potentialities. Even hardcore fundamental funds employ traders that use TA as a common sense check so they are slightly less likely to get trapped in a position

slurping this shot dip

no dong dong?
it's so over

>>56788299
>>56788336
>>56788399
Technical analysis doesn't tell me if I should buy a stock that's what fundamental analysis is for, TA is more of a tool that tells you when to buy a stock imo, because cheap can get cheaper. Does this make sense?

This is it boys. The beginning of the end. We start dumping on good news starting today

>>56788382
normal - but you can also look at stoch
all traders should be taking a look at, not relying upon, not making a trade based upon only one - every trade should have 5-7+ reasons (that you could say out loud / put into words) for why you're entering it
>keltner channels
>MACD
>RSI
>VWAP
are also fantastic indicators that everyone should have on their charts, and should be referred to on different time frames (hourly, 4 hour, daily, weekly, monthly) too
do not over rely on any of these indicators - just one more tool in your toolbox

>>56788411
That’s what I’m saying. And relative performance does somewhat tell you “what” to buy after you’ve already narrowed things down. Fidelity even employed tons of TAs when they were the biggest fundamental shop in the country with Lynch

>>56788405
Markets open at 9:30 bud

>>56788435
i feel like it changes everyday

Assemble the Plunge Protection Team.

>>56788424
>MACD
Hate that one. Maybe I'm a brainlet but I can't make heads or tails out of it. I much more prefer looking at SMA 18, 100, 200 on the daily and the weekly. That coupled with RSI and Bollinger has given me actual and reproducible results.

>>56788381
Lol. Yeah. We're all broke. We all just didn't make it. That's why we use TA as one of the tools in our analyses.
>fundamental analysis
>sentiment analysis
>technical analysis
You need to use all 3. Sometimes the market is driven by fundamentals. Sometimes the market is driven by sentiment / options positioning / gamma. Sometimes the market is driven by technicals.
If you rely on only one, fundamentals, which the majority of /smg/ long term investors do, then you are shooting yourself in the foot, unable to produce the best results, when the market is not a fundamental market. You should employ all 3 analyses, and you should never rely on just one.
And again, there's no one forcing you to use TA lol. For the rest of us, our bottom line, it would be better if you continued to think TA was just hocus pocus bullshit. We will capitalize on your mistakes, and would prefer you reduced your edge as much as possible - your loss = our profit

>>56788328
>allegedly
has anyone seen him in prison? no photos?

Cause it's the end of the world
And still Bobos ain't got no satisfaction
So I take my cash, put it on my portfolio now I'm shorting
Cause I'm known as a bear, and I'm coming from, the /smg/
And you should know, bitch ass Mumus can't fuck with the Bobo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBGhtr2J6c

>>56788446
I prefer to draw lines on graphs using nothing but patterns I think I see based solely on trader intuition.

>>56788446
Cool story anon but i just buy and hold that is all.
Trading is only for weird incel virgins

>>56788443
the problem with MACD as an indicator for most traders (yourself included probably) is that people try to use MACD as it was originally intended, to look for crosses from red to green
>Oh, MACD just crossed from red to green on the daily!! Buy buy buy!!!
this is what you're told to believe about MACD
instead of thinking about MACD / trading MACD like this, you should be using MACD just to identify trends / potential tops and bottoms
For example, you see MACD on the daily has been green for many days, attempted to go red, failed, went back green again for a second sequence
in this second green MACD sequence, you are not looking for the cross back to red - by that time it will be too late - you are looking for when MACD (in combination with all your other indicators, sentiment analysis, fundamental analysis) is overextended, huge green 'candles' to the upside way above 0 - this is when you would be building a short position NOT when it has already crossed over to red
does that make sense? in other words, you front run the MACD - you don't wait for it to cross, you see "oh it may cross in a week or two, seems like the trend is dying out" - then you go short
If you wait to see MACD cross back to red, you are 9 times out of 10 too late, where all the traders who did expect the golden cross are now using that liquidity provided by the everyone now buying on the cross to exit (happens both ways)

inb4 a green day

>>56788465
Bobo give up your shorts.

again late on my monthly climate reparations payments to the UN

>>56788446
I have no idea about the “tools” of technical analysis. Neither do I know anything about astrology or laying tarot cards and yet I can make a judgment about it. It does not matter that I have no idea about TA. My theses are based on the fact that the price movements arise from coincidentally arriving events. This thesis cannot be refuted. Very many studies have shown that. But in games of chance, by definition, there can be no strategy / tactic that gives a long term advantage.

>>56788374
this is either bait or a cope post, but i can't tell which. no one could be this dumb.

>>56788446
>You need to use all 3.
step aside, radical centrist coming through

>>56788524
It’s fucking over

>>56788524
I don't know. Oil is shidding and farting.

>>56788520
>price movements arise from coincidentally arriving events
that's literally what TA is.. unironically, after enough time, you are able to look at 1 minute charts (or whatever tick you prefer) and are able to know, before the news release becomes public, that news dropped. You are able to look at the price movements, and know that an event just arrived (outside of scheduled releases)
it is how sometimes we are able to post here
>what news just dropped?
and all the non-TA fags go "what are you talking about! normal price movement!!"
and then 5 minutes later, the story comes out that XYZ person said XYZ, which caused the spike

first for crabbing

>>56788551
On. No. News.

MORNING WOOD REPORT

Nov. 27:
Morning Wood status: Raging Hard on
Daily Outcome: Sell, Puts, shorts

>>56788520
>there is no strategy that can provide a slight edge in the stock market to someone with the mental aptitude
You could have just said you were retarded and don’t understand statistics. Would have saved like 100 replies in this thread

>>56788565
ticker, date and strike plz

>>56788565
thanks for the TA anon

>>56788551
>>56788566
Computers can evaluate millions of charts, calculate indicators and recognize patterns in a fraction of a second. Even better, they can classify possible patterns recognized by TA traders and check for past data whether they would have led to success (“backtesting“). There is no reason why a human should be better at this, because according to the definition of technical analysis, fundamental data (what is happening in the environment of the traded asset) plays no role in the decision. So a computer has the same information as a human, it can process it better, is more disciplined and is not subject to emotional fallacies and biases. But a “professional trader” is supposed to have an advantage over this??

>>56788569
not how it works. No matter what you are doing you always inverse your morning wood. You think a hardon would be pump... Nope, always inverse your dicks thinking.
>>56788576
N/p

>>56788235
Looks like this guy has relative strength.

SHOT is up
You jelly?

>>56788593
Uncanny valley

>>56788594
BDRX is up
you jelly?

>>56788594
Not even kinda

>>56788593
These videos make me nauseous

>>56788520

>>56788607
more like unCUNNY valley full of wallhitters chekem

>>56788610
Guh

>>56788593
Anon, you will pay for your daughters to go to college, right?

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>>56788588
I think that non-TA traders / investors such as yourself think that TA is magic, that people who use TA think that TA can never be wrong, that by employing TA in your analyses, you will never have an unprofitable trade ---- they (you) are missing the entire point
Yes.. computers are better than humans at trading (if you have humans who input their human decision making criteria and have the computer execute it..)
What you are missing, not understanding, not getting, is that TA is all about increasing your edge. Think about it like casino Blackjack
>UMM, SWEATY, YOU KNOW A COMPUTER COULD COUNT CARDS BETTER THAN YOU, RIGHT???
The whole point is to increase your edge.. in Blackjack, you are looking to flip the house advantage in your favor, where now you are winning 51% of the time house is losing 49% of the time
this little 1-2% boost to your edge, is enough to put the odds in your favor, where with enough repeated instances (reduce variance), you will come out ahead
that is the whole point of TA, to increase your edge, as much as possible
If you don't understand this / can't understand this / can't wrap your head around the benefits of increasing your edge by even 1%, you are a lost cause

>>56788631
Thank you I needed that

>>56788631
Not a second late, beautiful.

>>56788631
Based

>>56788637
You're alright anon. Better than the drama-stirring name/avatarfags here.

WOW THAT'S A BIG FAKEOUT

>>56788631
Based
It's going to be a good week

>>56788631
Ok this is epic

BOO!

Heh, scared ya bobos, huh?

>>56788627
College is free where im from.

>>56788631
Kek is this really the same guy doing it every day? If so, humongiusly based

>>56788659
Wtf I love free stuff now

>>56788649

>>56788637
I really hate people who aim for a 51% or 52% green trade rate and then give advice to people, I see this all the time on Twitter. If your trades are green less than 70% of the time just shut up and get good, if your system makes you win less often than that it's just bad. I buy cheap commodities so I can hold and sell when they get green, sometimes it's a meaningless gain but that puts me way over a 90% winning rate.

>futures

LET'S FUCKING GO
SAVE bouncing off the 200 on the weekly, options ordered, making money baby!

Poor retard here. As a rule of thumb, what is the best time and day to buy stocks?

>>56788700
euroclose and powerhour

>>56788700
>what is the best time and day to buy stocks?
Any time. Time in the market > timing the market and it's not a meme

why is lithium getting absolutely fucked

>>56788681
Lmao. Nobody is advocating for a 51-52% trade rate. I am trying to put it into terms that he can understand - which is that even by increasing your odds by 1-2% (in blackjack) it makes a huge, huge difference
if he can wrap his head around that, which most people can - most people understand that counting cards gives you an edge, then he can understand why employing TA as one of the many tools in your analyses can also give you a 1-2% edge (minimum) and how much of a difference that can make
I think that even people who think TA is hocus pocus bullshit are able to wrap their head around the idea that by employing TA they may be able to boost their edge by just 1%

>>56788681
>that puts me way over a 90% winning rate.
i'd like a 90% winning rate. what are you currently holding?

>>56788733
>Counting cards
Verifiably true and obvious because you know how the game works
>TA
Literal tea leaves shit because it's all based on assumptions (with zero proof) btw how the market works. Even "Line go Up longterm" is a better theory than TA lmfao.

>>56788700
10pm within 2 trading days of the last moon cycle when Saturn is not in retrograde to Mercury.

>>56788700
https://www.quantifiedstrategies.com/day-of-the-week-effect/
>Weekday 1 (from Monday to Tuesday) is best and has an average of 0.12%. Thus, Tuesdays are the best day of the week. This is the reason for the success of Turnaround Tuesday.
>However, we can clearly see the win ratio is pretty similar despite different returns.
>Which day of the week is best to buy stock?
>Based on the table above, the best day of the week to buy a stock is Monday. If you buy at the close on Monday and hold until the close Tuesday (the next day), you gain 0.12%.
there are a lot of different studies on this, some have different results - in general, buying on Monday, selling on Friday is the 'accepted' narrative
in general, you are better off doing so from 3:00 to 4:00pm eastern, in the final hour of the day - a lot less likely to run into brutal reversals (where you'd buy at 9:30am and then the market falls right after you buy)

>>56788588
You don’t understand. The long term performance of just successful investors in the public eye statistically invalidates your claim. The odds of druckenmiller alone randomly outperforming as consistently and as much as he did invalidates your theory.

>stocks in watchlist
All green
>stocks in portfolio
All red

>>56788709
>>56788235
unfunny facebook/WSB/twitter tier humor
step up your game

>>56788747
>because it's all based on assumptions
what you don't seem to understand, is that if you have all market participants, from retail traders, to hedge funds, to large institutions, to quant funds, and they all follow these same assumptions, all base their trades on these same assumptions, just like you are describing, it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, and does behave based upon the TA
in other words.. if everybody on Earth pretends that at 2:00pm they sell, it doesn't matter whatsoever that this 2:00pm time is completely arbitrary - everyone is still selling

>>56788643
>>56788646
>>56788647
>>56788651
>>56788655
>>56788667

>>56788681
>john templeton said that the very best investors are only right 60% of the time
>Buffett has said that about 12 decisions made up nearly all of berkshires long term outperformance
You can be right 10% of the time and outperform the market if you’re in the right areas

>>56788741
MDAX short, PYPL long (only position I'm holding that I don't recommend, but with patience I can surely break even), Oil, Wheat, Lean Hogs, Live Cattle with an equal short position in Feeder Cattle.

>>56788235
Ironic that the OP image is trying to make fun of the guys who predicted todays dump and were right

>>56788780
You’re assuming it’s an exact science which no one that uses it believes. STFU you don’t have any idea what you’re talking about

Wheee!

>>56788774
>>stocks in watchlist
>All green
I've got a few stocks on sales in my watchlist anon

>>56788700
The beginning of the day and the end of the day. These, to me have the most potential "leverage" for short dated options, as fud, ah/pm have lotto-like movements at times.

WHY IS IT COMING DOWN

>>56788374
Interest rates literally don't matter, declining rates were merely the vehicle for debasement, now the vehicle is bond interest.

>>56788235
I wanna get options expiring EOW. what’s the best play? I literally am just gambling here idc

>>56788631
Nailed it. The Santa Rally™ is on.

>>56788711
>put money in 1998
>have to wait 15 years to get your money back

>>56788807
I guess the RSI isn't worthless after all :((((

>>56788808
Inflationbros...

>>56788795
It doesn't have to an "exact science".. Lmao. If you have enough people who believe in this 'inexact science' who base their trades around this 'inexact science' the market will move and react as if it is an "exact science"
>you don’t have any idea what you’re talking about
I have used TA to produce 80%+ returns per year, for the last 5 years. I have worked for 3 different funds, all three of which employed TA - both on their prop desk as well as their long term portfolios. So yeah, I do know what I'm talking about. You're just a retard.
Again, no one is forcing you to use TA. You are welcome to believe that it is hocus pocus bullshit all you want. The less your edge is, the better it is for the rest of us. Your loss = our gain.
I would rather you continue to believe TA is bullshit and trade without it. I will take advantage of your mistakes.

>>56788786
>only right 60% of the time
That's for investors who make predictions, I don't invest and I don't make predictions, I buy low and wait to sell a bit higher. You're right that you can be right less than half of the time and still gain, but if you're crabbing or only gaining when there's a bullrun then there's something to change.

tightened stop on a bad perfomer. gambled tiny position on moonshot again

Bobo? Is this the big one bobo?
Is it coming bobo?

LTH finally filled the gap, I'm out and rotating to literally anything else.

I get paid twice a month and put my 1st of the month towards bills/living and the 15th paycheck into 1 year certificate of deposits. I have 6 so far and will continue to do this until I have 12

Well boys, SHOT is going to the moon. I sold my SHOT for a $9000 loss and put the remaining $9000 into SPY puts dated to this Thursday.

What could go wrong?

>>56788775
oh hey it's you

>>56788844
its up 17%. i bought near open and it just kept going up. im up 8% about

*SLURP ALERT*
they are BUYING MMM! THEY ARE BUYING MMM! CHEAPIES ARE DISAPPEARING! YOU WILL REGRET INACTION!

>>56788861
PUMP AND DUMP ROUND TWO?
HOW COULD I LOSE?!

>>56788857
this is also a demoralization comic >>56788267
trying to discourage people from looking at VVIX
everyone realized with 0dte that VIX is bullshit and is broken as an indicator, VVIX is not
now they don't want people to look at VVIX - but they do not realize that by doing so, it creates a Streisand effect, where even more people will now be aware of VVIX and will look at it

how is this patern called

>>56788612
Shot went up another 10% since you made this post
Are you jelly yet?

>>56788821
I thought you were the other guy lol

>>56788866
kek. i was thinkin just raising stop to profit area if it dumps again.

ranfag where are you and how are you doing??

So now that I bought SPY puts we are going to see SPY skyrocket right?

>>56788891
*lumfag fuck I'm retarded

>>56788270
It's even worse than that. They're selling extra bills at high interest rates to *buy* bonds on margin. They're trying to delay the financial crisis until after the election, but in doing so are running a serious risk of an even more serious sovereign debt crisis.. The United States *will* collapse if this keeps up.

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

>>56788873
No

Markets are healing

>SAVE at $12.90
Well fuck everything I guess.

>>56788235
RSI is decent. You just don't know how to use it. Custom RSI is even better.

>>56788916
>The United States *will* collapse if this keeps up.
Any minute now

>>56788935
The treasury is currently bankrupting itself to temporarily prop up the stock and bond markets for political reasons. They're avoiding a crisis right now for an orders of magnitude worse crisis later.

WTFWT?

>>56788958
Check the date anon
If you think you made some novel discovery you're 70 years late lmfao

Oilbros we're back!

Custom rsi you say...

>>56788961

>>56788981
They say the crab is nature's perfect life form. Evolution points toward crab.

>>56788964
No, it has *not* always been this way. Debt to GDP has *not* been 130% while interest rates are over 5% and inflation is still hot. Those are worse conditions than what led to the Greek sovereign debt crisis, and the treasury is trying to make them even worse. The government *will* collapse regardless of your gaslighting.

>>56788975
Stop posting charts to these midwits. If too many people catch on it will no longer work.

>>56788994
>Debt to GDP
Arbitrary metric

>>56788916
>>56788958
You don't understand debt-based fiat, debt is the money, more debt = more money stock = asset inflation. Declining rates were not the cause of e.g. ballooning PE ratios, monetary expansion was the cause, declining rates were merely the vehicle for monetary expansion, now rates are 5% and the debt is $30T, the vehicle for expansion is now bond interest. Remember, you can't ACTUALLY borrow from the future, when you loan money into existence you've just created a new fraudulent claim on existing resources, the debt is framed as a future problem so you don't pay attention to the actual real time effects

decent open for me so far. time for vidya

>>56788934
for me its mansfield relative strength.

>>56789007
Not when you can't make the fucking interest payments you retarded shill. The US government is insolvent, and it's going to create one of the worst financial collapses the world has ever seen when reality catches up with them.

>>56788935
I wish I could open a British bank account and carry trade the pound. *That's* a shitcoin.

>>56789015
Bonds price in inflation. Printing more money will make the problem even worse.

>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>Wall Street strategists are ratcheting up their 2024 S&P 500 targets to 5,000

You know it's over.

G

>thinking I'm doing some high IQ strategy, selling my appl and nasdaq shares after eating good and buying CP, a more "secure" and "totally undervalued" stock.
>Some bank drops its score and it goes down nearly %3 while nasdaq is barely even red
At least the weed lmao stock kinda offsets my loss :/

>>56788920
Well I sold at the low top so thank you being a faggot (and homosexual)

>>56789024
>Not when you can't make the fucking interest payments
Do you even know what GDP is constructed of? Lmfao

>>56789041
media started getting real noisy about the corporate real estate market crashing too. Weird.

>>56789053
Fucking retard shill.

>>56789045
>buying CP

>>56789024
Right, a lot of people haven't realized we're not borrowing to pay interest. When that happens the demand for treasuries will evaporate over night.

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
is fucked
>is fucked
is fucked
for now.

Well, now that the open hour faggotry is out of the way...
>Also why is this general so damn dead

>>56789098
I am waiting to get heemed by OPEC's impotence

>>56789112
Based commodity gambloor.

Bears can't cum.

>>56789037
Total bond return since '71 is only 30x or so, well below nominal s&p/gold/monetary expansion of 40-45x, bond yields are always real terms negative in debt-based fiat.

>>56789098
Cause the market is dead. Nothing is happening. Neither down nor up. It's boring and a waste of time.

>>56789103
I've unironically never done business with any of these companies

>>56789145
Yeah, maybe you're right.

>>56788593
I don’t see any land whales or blacks. Isn’t this a good thing?

Vix calls anyone?

>>56789151
>he doesn't splunk

who is even buying this shit?

>>56789204
idk probably software piloted by people checked out cause of the holidays.

>>56789204
Retail

>>56789215
retails fucking tapped though

Back to betting on regional banks, I truly do not learn.

>>56788864
>MMM
Holy kek look at that 10 year chart.

>>56789244
kre or iwm

>The house I want is back on the market.
I've got 40k left on my current house at 3.5% mortgage. How to leverage to avoid paying 9% on new house?

>>56789263
IAT

>>56789269
Cash in your life insurance. As it will have a lower interest rate than your mortgage. Buy in all cash. Pay back your life insurance with 4%.

House is now paid off.

Cattle spread bros we're finally back in action

>>56789284
Right at the memeline on 1d you long or short? Imma stick with kre way more liquid option chain.

I have MSFT, ASML and AAPL. Recommend me some more cool stocks that will keep mooning into eternity

>>56789300
Long, betting on sellooors being exhausted.
I previously lost 90% of my position on the same bet.

>>56789294
I'm not smart enough to know if this is a thing

OOOOOOOOOO?

>>56789306
If you like MSFT and AAPL you'll love SHOT.

>>56789316
Got an alert for 38 now glhf anon

>>56789351
>women

>new plandemic is actually dropping
ironically my neighbour's wife died of it last sunday though, or at least she had 3/4 as far as I know.
time for oil shorting and uvxy perchance

>>56789372
>new plandemic
Do they really expect us to fall for this shit again?

>>56789370
>yes

So... is spy gonna crash or wut.

I mean... if it goes down 3% by thursday I make like $100000

>Mornin Niggers
What'd I miss?

>>56789202
Before I got laid off I was actually really great at splunk queries. Stuff blew up and I was one of the fastest at diagnosing it.
I think it's way overpriced for what it does though. I had puts before Cisco decided to buy them. I'm still a little pissed about that.

>>56789409
Theta gang sends their regards.

>>56789385
You don't have to fall for it, everyone who got vaxxed has a degraded immune system and a strong wind will knock them down. The seasonal flu is brutal these days, another round of SARS will cause total boomer death.

>>56788277
>going off chink women equivalent of astrology

>>56789417
>Shorting volatility into a recession
That's a bold strategy.

>>56789294
>Cash in your life insurance
You can do this?

>>56789409
Just about nothing.

>>56788593
Why do women do this dumb shit?

>>56789422
Wait a second, I'm a chink astrology dragon. Does this mean this is the year I finally get to make money?

>>56788593
>>56788607
>>56789194

>>56789455
How's your SHOT treating you? I sold the bottom and bought more puts.

>>56789385
vaxxies are all primed for death. it will appear more serious this time. just remember your shorts.

I've got $40k in an index fund and I'm getting bored. What's something more exciting I can gamble a few thousand on?

>>56789451
We finally reached the Andy Warhol future of everyone being a shucking and jiiving nigger for 15 minutes of fame.

>>56789472
I'm in the green baby! I might buy more, this shit is going to be sold fucking everywhere. Bars are going to be handing it out like fucking after dinner mints.

>lulu

>>56789455
No

>>56789385
I mean why wouldn't they? a lot of normalfags got the taste of pseudoneetdom and want it back. then you have the children of scientism

>>56789485
7k in a 3 month 5.5% CD and put it in your roth ira when it matures

>>56789494
Honestly youre probably right. I just need to have SPY dump to 440 by Thursday and then I can afford some more SHOT.

why is it crabbing

>>56789523
premium burn

>made a cool $5000 in 14 minutes on AFRM
Anyone else? Too e-z

>>56789459
>>56788593
Fuck this reminds me of uncanney valley levels of this shitty ass commercial
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-T3qKl6y-c&pp=ygUgV2VpcmQgY29tbWVyY2lhbCB3aXRoIHViZGVyIGRhc2g%3D

Test

>>56789505
D:

>>56789559
Welcome back

>>56789472
>>56789515
What to I buy to get a jewish gf?

>>56789569
2024 is the year everything turns to shit even more.

>Wheat

Hot damn what a boring day.

>>56789588
Not if you bought SHOT

>>56789571
just buy a jewish GF. ones in Ukraine and Palestine are pretty cheap right now.

>>56789595
>Medslop that lowers BAC
Why in the FUCK would I invest in that?

>>56789571
Just be a good lookin gentile.

You'll be damning your children to be well poisoning jews though.

I recommend a nice white gal tho like picrel.


Also.... somethings gotta give right? SPY has to pull back eventually right?

rate cuts comin' yo

>>56789609
Because normies are alcoholics. You fuckers bought into gay sex with SIGA but you are too good for this shit????

>>56789589
Wow!
Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, MS, and others all giving me FREE alpha!
Where's the tip jar?

>>56789589
I hope BofA explodes

>>56789617
Forgot pic.

>>56789619

>>56789626
Businesses don't have tip jars anymore, boomer
You just tap "30%" on the touch screen

>>56788311

>>56789619
lol, we're just one opec production cut away from more inflation.

>>56789624
I didn't buy SIGA, Garbage Don's garbage diesel, mutant fish, pussy gel, that one steel company, rando silver miners, or any of that crap.

>>56789640
post your face when it's 1980 pt2

>>56789650
Then what the fuck did you do this whole time???

>>56789650
Did you buy SKYT at least?

>>56789558
This is way less worse.

I think my SPY puts might be fucked.

This looks like a bull flag kinda.

What's pumpin' today?

But this one makes it look like we are rounding the curve to do a healthy pullback.

*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

>>56789693
SHOT is mooning.

>>56789661
It's a secret.

>>56789686
You double downed on being a retard. Congrats on winning the contest on being the worst namefag trader.

>>56788593
>Sorority rush period: Stepford smilers, bleached blonde hair, false enthusiasm
>Fraternity rush period: "Yeah, so we use that stairway for sledding and that one for skiing."

>>56789712
SOXL, the answer was SOXL wasn't it?

>>56789693
>What's pumpin' today?
Nothing I own.

>>56789721
Fine, TQQQ.

>>56789585
looking slurpable.

>>56789731
It is, too bad I already slurped before the dump

>>56789588
roll for 0-1 or 6-7

>>56788235
Crocs maximalists bought the dip at 78 dollars after great earnings and are now sitting at a 25% return in 1 week and a half. How can we stop winning Crox brothers?

>>56789644
How many times can these trillion dollar chinese construction/mortgage firms keep becoming insolvent and yet nothing happens?

HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HERE COMES THE BIG ONE

>>56789744
This here is Chaco country, anon.

>>56789746
Its not a problem until the contagion spreads to the Chinese colonies of Australia and the west coast

>>56788235
WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS THIS CRAB SHIT!!??

>>56789746
>nothing happens
Except people not being able to withdraw their money from banks in China occasionally

>>56789196
Nope never no way

>>56789757
2 more weeks

>>56789758
Whoever fucking photoshopped this image is a flat out retard.

>>56789793
It was a collaboration...

>>56789693
sauce?

>>56789772
i tried to warn you >>56783992
you. didn't. listen. tigers. in. the. jannies. neovagina.

>>56789803
Yeah a collaboration of retards

is /smg/s definition of crab a less than 1% move within the first 2 hours? surely anons here know that the market doesnt make huge moves every single day?

When will SHOT dump again

>>56789657
This pic really made me think

>>56789835
Sorry 2020-2022 is still fresh in my memory

>>56789835
So what are you suggesting. "It is what it it is" or "we vibing"? Pick carefully because this will impact /smg/ culture. Smiggers here pick up on things quick and run with it.

>>56789828
>>56789828
>a collaboration of retards
Yeah this is /smg/ lmao

I wonder what the catalyst to the next wave of euphoria will be.
>consumer stronger on nog friday than expected
maybe?

>>56789819
yes you did. I kneel

>>56789859
it's zoomer shit and the most force meme since milhouse. belongs in the fucking toilet

>amc
Why don't these baggies have a general? They were on the og short list

>>56789657
saved

>>56789873
I doubt it. Plenty of word on the street and anecdotal pics of shopping centers and stores way below typical BF volume of the last several years discounting kung flu years.

>>56789103
kind of a boring week

>>56789871
stop replying to the newfag redditor, that image is a /biz/ staple

>Mortgage got transferred to a new servicing company
>It's only three years old
How profit?

>>56789871
$9.50 for those ugly ass Kmart looking boots? I wouldn't pay a penny over $7.99

>>56789886
I will hand out youse like candy.

>>56789885
Once we get the cyber Monday numbers we'll know if it's time to santa cruz rally, or tax loss harvest.

>>56789894
kek

So switching hotels made the mutilations on my face even worse than they were? Nice.

>>56789894

>>56789893
>>56789893
>$9.50
Uhhh anon you weren't supposed to let the Fed's "Operation Scientific Notation" slip.

>>56789885
quite possibly.
but since the unit price has inflated so much over the past years, it could compensate lower volume.
they'll twist and bend it to the desired narrative.

>>56789907
>>56789909
It is a time of giving.

>>56789878
Baggie I hate to break it to you man but you better get used to this shit so you can bang zoomettes after your old Gookfu to the pasture like the old hen she is.

>>56789871
>men's
those are some pretty gay looking boots for a dude.

>>56789925
this general has a 6-figure account minimum to post

>finally green on the day
Time to shut off the app and not look at it until tomorrow. Peace out bros

>>56789924
>gets put out to the pasture
Fixed

>The European Central Bank President Christine Lagarde's son lost almost all his money money invested in crypto, per Reuters.

>>56789958
What is with retards lately losing money in crypto? I thought that gay shit Bitcoin was up.

>>56789958

>buy a position in a nice chart
>it dumps 9% after im in

t-thanks

The quality of posts in this thread has been abysmal
Someone bake a new one so we can start fresh

>>56789958
Isn't she like 70? How old is the son lmao?

>>56789894
>AI refuses to draw Cathie on a tractor in space
short all tech, I'm bobo now

>>56789978
i'm never baking another thread. /smg/ has attracted too many retards and deserves to die

>>56789983
She has two sons. Both are at least 35 years old.

>>56789991
But where will I go...?
I have no where else.... no one else...

>>56789997
>>56789997
>>56789997

>>56789968
The retards that gamble in crypto fall prey to every behavioral bias there is. Buy high, sell low, endowment effect, anchoring bias, etc. They're completely emotional. The chart could be 45 degrees up in a straight line and they'd manage to lose money on a single 5 minute dip

New

>>56790008

>>56790008

>>56790008

The time for slurping Wheat was 10 minutes ago

>>56790003
>>56790016
>golf clap

>>56789385
>fall for it
we're at the "they know we know they know we know they know we know that they're lying but they just don't care" part of the clown world