/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56778317
I am a very good world of warcracft player cofirmed by the president of the united states on four occasions. I also do a lot of sports

>>56778317
I hate indians. They are scammers.
Im a pink parser in FF14. Cleared every Ultimate with pink parse in every job except AST because I don't play it.
Level 90 crafter in every class.
100% availability because im a neet.

>>56778317
hi uhh NIGGER sorry I have NIGGER I have a stutter where NIGGER I NIGGER and I uhhm

>>56778317
I like anime and video games

Now, give me money

I'm gay and I like men.

>>56778317
I will work for money.

>>56778317
im mentally ill, i dont work well with others, i dont like being told what to do
when i wake up in the mornings, i hold my shit in until i get to work and clock in, then i go take a half hour long shit in the toilet
i commit time clock fraud by clocking in from lunch, then waiting another 20 or 30 minutes and then pretending to clock back in
i steal supplies from work
i actively try and find ways to get coworkers that aren't white, or not straight, fired because i don't like people like that and i dont think i should have to work with them

>>56778415
Hired

>>56778317
hello I demand a private restroom and a bidet. I really think I also deserve a company car. I will not be showing up at 8am nor 9am nor even 10 or 11am dont ask. if the job is significantly far away I need extra money. I wont be filling out an application or giving references, youre going to need to approach and seek me out. I am the only thing that will save your little company though.

>>56778317
IM THE HAIRCOMB FAGGOT
>takes out a waterpistol of piss and fires into my own mouth
I JUST MURDERED A CROSSING GUARD

>>56778317
What would you like to know?

>>56778317
Job interview?

I don't do those.

>apply for a job 20 minutes away
>invited to do an online interview

>>56778317
It all started on the day of my birth, my own parents didn't show up.

>>56778368
Do you also hold chainlink?

>>56778317
I like children

>>56778317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=R8Yrof4uO0E

I am a pervert and will sexually harass the female staff.

>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife at 25
>He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy)
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.

>>56778766
This is why you're supposed to have multiple kids. Focus on the normal ones and get the retard CPS'd.

I'm a degenerate gooner who never showers
But I'm also trans so you have to hire me

>>56778317
Im a Degen neet whos folio is currently based on BTC Sol and Kava,

Uhm, I did work in a small gaming store back in 2006, 2007... I am disabled, recognized by the state of Arkansas but also the United States government, there's that. Now, the downside to that is I am extremely depressed, so there's some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically I am morbidly obese.
I have no references, no work history, and no education, and when you google my name... you might see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and that I am also a pedophile. I should mention I'm also a felon.

>>56778317
no because I'm a sub contractor, you either want the job done or not

>>56778317
I'm sexually frustrated and would like to work near women so I can simultaneously smell them and despise then. What industry does your company work in, again?

*taps foot on desk*
well
*tenses neck*
you see
*eyes bulge*
anything else?

>>56778857
CLASSIC

>>56778317
Well I enjoy posting on a Laotian fly-fishing forum

>>56778317
i like asian women. is your scrum master an asian female?
>no anon
good bye and good luck

>>56778317
No.