/biz/ - Business & Finance

She cute.

>>56766325
how do i get a chudette gf?

>>56766325
If I'm reading this right, I am capped at a 10% return. Meanwhile I still have the risk of you failing to get a 10% return, or any return at all for that matter. No that sounds like a horrible deal.

>>56766325
I want to FUCK Chudette.

>>56766325
Can I take out my money after the 10% is achieved?
Why wouldn't I just invest in SPY and sell a 10% upside covered call?

>>56766362
It is a guaranteed 10%.

>>56766378
You can do whatever you want once the money you invested is given back with its 10% return.

>>56766325
HIS PAIN WILL NOT GO IN VAIN.

>>56766383
>>56766389
So you're asking if I'd give you a loan?

If you had no basic advisory fee and it was performance only, this could be competitive as it would essentially mean I make above the broad market with no fee really. However I would want a guarantee you could curb the downside too since you’re running risky plays and I’m exposed to 100% of the downside and 10% of the upside.

So I’m conclusion you should just sell structured notes really

>>56766406
You're giving me a loan for me to loan. You just have a 10% pref. that is guaranteed by the borrower's security.

>>56766411
No management fee whatsoever. No RIA, IA or ERA. You put money in, you get 10% that's it. You'll have a capital commitment that will be called upon when the time comes, but otherwise you won't need to do anything but be a limited partner.

>>56766411
>However I would want a guarantee you could curb the downside too since you’re running risky plays and I’m exposed to 100% of the downside and 10% of the upside.

You could invest $200,000 and the collateral being pledged would be $350,000 to $400,000. It will always be guaranteed that you make back your money and the 10%.

>>56766450
So its just a loan at 10% interest rate.
Then it all depends on how well I can trust you.

>>56766500
But would you say that 10% is a good rate for you? Does it bother you at all that I would make 100% returns after you receive your pref. ? Is 10% too low? Just play like an investor in a fund here and tell me your thoughts on it.

>>56766450
>>56766521
Ah, we’ll see now you’re opening yourself up to the real debate. If what’s backing my money is collateral I want to know everything about it. What currency, what’s the liquidity, whats the credit rating, ect.

Otherwise it just makes sense to depress the price of your collateral so you end up having to sell at a loss.

If I had an investment fund and gave you back 10% of the money you put in and kept the 90%, would you put funding into it?

>>56766521
And to answer your question, I would probably rate your loan the same as a secured personal loan, so yes 10% would be fine as that’s generally the rate mediocre credit with cash or car collateral will get you

>>56766668
The collateral isn't mine, it's the borrower's collateral. They're giving it to me so I can loan them the money. However, I don't benefit if I give out at 100% LTV and the collateral is worth barley anything. Your risk is my risk and the risks are very low.

>>56766695
What about 15%? Instead of 10% it's a 15% pref.

>>56766325
Holy shit that looks like my gf

>>56766356
Asking for fren too.

>Billions must swim, between those loins

>>56766325
Sure

>>56766325
Put it into crypto, anon, so you'll ride the bullrun next year. Consider getting altcoins that haven't pumped yet, including XTP, and hold them in an EVM compatible wallet or store them on Tap wallet itself.

>>56766325
the Left owns this cringe.

Remember.

Remember.

>>56766406
Yes. That is what he is essentially asking for, he's just doing it in a roundabout way.

>>56768222
>would you be willing to enter into a partnership with me where I do nothing, but in the event you or I decide to exit the partnership, I get half of your current equity?

>>56768222
It's not a loan, it's a... Fuuuunnnnnndddd! For investors! :)

>>56768241
>partnership with me where I do nothing
What?

>>56768243
Marriage is a "fund"?

>>56768281
Yeah, you invest a bunch of money (cum) into a pool (wife) and you make equal returns (kids)

>>56768255
Wouldn't it be insane if there was something like that or worse? Who would ever sign up for something like that?

>>56766325
Damn chudcella is hot as fuck

>>56768313
Yeah that'd be kra-kra bro.

>>56766378
What's SPY, anon? I'd prefer having DUA, especially with its upcoming smart wallet that prioritizes security and privacy, making it a reliable choice.

>>56766325
You just know know Chudette gets that bbc

>>56769037
she posts gifs of black women having sex with white men on /pol/ and then insists it's jew shills doing it instead of her

>>56768192
>its… da LEFT!!

We aren't doing this DEFI shit again Kwon