[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 149 KB, 1257x922, yc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765448 No.56765448 [Reply] [Original]

Gundlach Edition - he just pointed out this indicator (30w MA of yield curve going above the line) is a 100% recession indicator, get your puts in

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56762246

>> No.56765459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RLfKaxH-Og

video here, he mentions the indicator in the 1st 5 mins

>> No.56765483
File: 148 KB, 1024x1024, 1700848148064614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765483

If you listened to Gundlach last year and went long bonds you would have gotten KILLED. He predicted fed was going to pause interest rates early Feb...

>> No.56765496
File: 475 KB, 1440x1244, 1699542926412381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765496

Short NVDA and TESLA if you wanna make it

>> No.56765495

With the VIX this low, it might be worth buying puts for insurance.

>> No.56765497
File: 564 KB, 1125x929, IMG_7319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765497

>>56765483
That’s why you don’t listen to Jews

>> No.56765507
File: 543 KB, 583x695, 164456789876543245678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765507

Ummm... Wtf why is the market closed?

>> No.56765509

>>56765448
>get your puts in
I did but i was early

>> No.56765518

>>56765497
pretty sure he's not a jew, that's the only reason I listen to him

>> No.56765533

It's over...

>> No.56765536

Buy llap

>> No.56765540

stocks

>> No.56765544

Damn B/A spreads are HORRIFIC today

>> No.56765549

>>56765507
think its some migamutt holiday thing

>> No.56765551

>>56765540
Wrong thread. This general is for general bullshitting about economics.

>> No.56765563

Thanks just bought 100k calls

>> No.56765572

It’s finally ogre

>> No.56765574
File: 1.10 MB, 1280x720, 1419044633369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765574

The market closed early today!?! I got bid/ask spread rekt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56765586
File: 46 KB, 836x634, 2023-11-24 19.26.38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765586

Oil and forex are still trading and it's not pretty

>> No.56765591

>>56765586
Won't need oil in time for Covid-23 just in time for election season.

>> No.56765636

>>56765586
as long as it's over $50 i don't care

>> No.56765649

>>56765636
addendum, if it goes under $50 i'm buying more XOM

>> No.56765667

>>56765649
XOM's Guyana project means unless oil becomes literally worthless they are in a good position mid-to-late 2020s and beyond. Essentially the cheapest oil on the planet in that new field and extraordinarily high quality on top of being cheap.

>> No.56765683

>>56765586
K.. Keep me posted.

>> No.56765700
File: 143 KB, 398x618, 1658087765055516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765700

Well, since the market is closed now... I think I'll just eat some pumpkin pie for lunch

>> No.56765708

>>56765636
There are only like 10 companies profitable at $50 oil so it can't stay at $50 for long.

>> No.56765720

>>56765708
What do you mean? Cheap oil is good for most companies no?

>> No.56765725

>>56765574
You lost money you dumb faggot. That's what you get bitch

>> No.56765738

>>56765700
Pumpkin pie bros we just keep winning.

>> No.56765740
File: 1.95 MB, 500x281, HappyIdealEwe-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765740

Holy shit I just found out Ollie's bargain outlet is publicly traded! Anyone who has been to one of those stores has to be as shocked as I am to discover this news.

>> No.56765749
File: 532 KB, 498x498, 1679509281527248.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765749

>>56765738
Well, I actually crabbed today, but for black friday I'll call that a win

>> No.56765754
File: 45 KB, 836x634, 2023-11-24 19.43.22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765754

>>56765683
You have two minutes to slurp the dip.

>> No.56765759

>>56765740
>that reaction is to a femdudes dong popping out

>> No.56765765

>>56765754
I think I’ll pass, thanks.

>> No.56765783
File: 105 KB, 743x1000, 81lNwxmNgoL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765783

>>56765749
I meant our gains on the scale

>> No.56765797

>>56765720
I mean that only like 10 oil producers in the world are profitable at 50$ oil, and low oil prices are usually not good for them.

>> No.56765805

>>56765783
Funnily enough... the higher my portfolio rises, the more body weight I lose. I'm at my lowest weight since like 2016 right now

>> No.56765808
File: 994 KB, 1024x1024, C4238AA3-E5D5-4786-BB88-6FF33F4B0DFC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765808

It’s literally just free money

>> No.56765822

Bobo is here, how long will he stay?

>> No.56765830
File: 172 KB, 1024x1024, 1700273484672772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765830

>Microsoft, $MSFT, will let users uninstall Edge, Bing, and disable ads on Windows 11 as it complies with the Digital Markets Act, per Windows Central

Bearish for MSFT?

>> No.56765841

>>56765808
Are you ASMB stock ladies anon?

>> No.56765846

>>56765841
Lol no.

>> No.56765849

>>56765830
neutral. MS doesn't make money on those things.

>> No.56765871

But shorting Tesla to 220. I mean it’s free real estate

>> No.56765885
File: 217 KB, 488x472, 1d0416739c31389a56dafaf0a2e8cf79.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765885

>SOXX up 0.5%
>SOXL up 0.3%
Unironically what the fuck is this shit?

>> No.56765887
File: 174 KB, 353x353, 1679166930268418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56765887

>>56765759
Indeed it is! Never found the sauce for that video though.

>> No.56765892

>>56765885
Market is crabbing bro.

>> No.56765896

>Almost a third of millionaires in the US now say they're part of the middle class, per MoneyWise.

damn even richfags are hurting kek

>> No.56765903

>>56765896
>inflation makes being a millionaire meaningless

>> No.56765907

>>56765903
its weird, I thought inflation was cooling down a lot?

>> No.56765913

>>56765885
SOXX is up +0.07%

>> No.56765928

>>56765907
Unless the USA redonominates its currency or experiences a 1990's Japan deflationary 'crisis' millionaire will never mean anything again. I would think the jews will demand we transition to an all digital currency before they would allow anything else to happen thoubeit.

>> No.56765932

>>56765907
Yeah but they have changed how inflation is measured in the first place to downplay how bad it was.

>> No.56766061

Bought my first 1 year treasury today. It has a 4.5% coupon and a 5.2% YTM. Does that mean I get the 4.5% from quarterly dividends and then .7% at maturity time? I've only ever bought 3/6 ladders which don't have coupons.

>> No.56766076

>>56765887
Yo rocker, it is I. The muslim guy. Hope you thought about my advice or just figured your issues out.

>> No.56766081

>>56766061
Man our economy is so jewish

>> No.56766094

>>56765725
all anime posters deserve to get owned

>> No.56766131

>>56766081
The talmudic convolution of the credit system is far worse than whatever fuckery goes on in the bond market. Gotta love my most recent 4 point ding because my credit card utilization went from 1% to 3%.
>OoOoOoOoOoo utilization OOOPPPPPPP so scooooore must go DOOOOWWWWNNNNNN

>> No.56766147
File: 298 KB, 1024x1024, 1670259686538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766147

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.56766168

>>56766061
>quarterly dividends
No it's every 6 months, so 4.5% per year paid in two installments. So like you paid 99.056, at the end you'll get 100 for it, plus the coupons paid twice totalling 4.46 (I think), so in total you'll have 104.46 for every 99.056 you paid (my numbers seem a bit off), either way you'll have 5.339% more money at the end.

>> No.56766169

>>56766076
I still don't believe you are Muslim, posting your hands will clear up a lot of this doubt.

>> No.56766184

>>56766131
The real redpill is the GoyScore™ score wasn't even a thing until 1989. Now we all have it one. Soon, we'll be under a Chinese-like social credit system as well.

>> No.56766200
File: 65 KB, 920x878, 1698759492798312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766200

Imagine not shorting NVDA at 500-480 . /smg/ is clearly retarded

>> No.56766209
File: 213 KB, 510x600, 1693230368354627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766209

>>56766200
>You're a retard for not shorting a bubble.

>> No.56766228

>>56766131
imagine caring, all that matters is your score is ~750 which it will be if you pay things on time. there is no benefit to maxing the score beyond that

>> No.56766239
File: 844 KB, 2592x1944, PXL_20231124_194204686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766239

>>56766169
Rocker don't act like a glownigger. In the interest of helping you come to the truth, I'll post hand this one time.

>> No.56766242

>>56766168
Ok that makes sense.

>> No.56766244
File: 59 KB, 712x949, 3242D413-738C-4C2E-ADDD-607926D479A7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766244

>no income
>should I trade what little I have?
>should I fix my brakes to doordash delivery drive in the freezing cold?
I hate being in this position. Why did I keep buying spy puts? Life is struggling

>> No.56766250
File: 122 KB, 1000x946, 1699611579581083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766250

>>56766200
We will see who is really retarded, Bobo

>> No.56766260
File: 262 KB, 1024x1024, 1676645069656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766260

>>56766200
sounds like a good way to blow up your account
market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent etc etc

>> No.56766267

>>56766239
Bro Islam is such a retarded religion. You know you are a retard if you couldn't get shit together and needed Islam to be your "how to guide" on how to not fuck up in life. Fucking moron who is on the same level as sand faggots who need to be told not to fuck goats.

>> No.56766270

>>56766094
>owned
*gassed

>> No.56766272

>>56766228
It's still sitting around 800. Akin to my stocks I don't like seeing my number go down, especially with weak excuses like that. Tying this back to the markets, COF didn't seem to take as large a hit as other banks did. I guess that implies that bond risk is far more worrisome than consumer credit risk. Now could be a decent time to get a little short for when the media starts pumping the "Black Friday sales are lower and that's a bad thing!" stories.

>> No.56766274

>>56766244
How about focusing on getting a job first.

>> No.56766311

>>56766267
Oh look it's a kike

>> No.56766332

>>56766244
point and laugh

>> No.56766335

>>56766267
>>56766311
you don't have to be a kike to see islam for the incoherent mess that it is

>> No.56766349

>>56766274
>useless 10 year old business degree
>useless 15 year janitor experience
>job interviews with condescending assholes
Yeah no I’m done with the job market. I don’t care if I lose everything

>> No.56766355

>>56766335
Yeah but you and that other guy are certainly kikes.
Not interested in debating it here especially since none of you kikes understand the basics anyway. All you fucks ever do is reel off the usual non sequiturs and red herrings
My intention was to try and help Rocker since he seemed like he was going through some shit.

>> No.56766359

>>56766311
Islam is for fucking retards

>> No.56766367

>>56766359
woah woah woah, you're telling me I can fuck retards if I was islamic? where do I sign up
these are hot retards, right?

>> No.56766370

>>56766349
Oh wow Anon that's all really "tough" and "sad" but how about you man up a little and just deal with it. No one is coming to save you and this shit ain't going to get better on its own.

>> No.56766371

>>56766267
>t. commits zina (or wants to) and doesn't see the problem

>> No.56766380

>>56766367
No bro they most likely have a thicker mustache than you do that they just cover up. Why do you think so many of their men fuck goats?

>> No.56766399

>>56766370
I did my work in college on the promise it would get me better opportunities. If all I can get is stupid jobs because employers value networking and experience over college then fuck em

>> No.56766410

>>56766399
have your name legally changed to an ethnic woman's name and the employment world will magically become your oyster

>> No.56766424
File: 531 KB, 1286x1362, 1697141044088214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766424

>>56766399
>fuck em
Anon all you are doing is fucking over yourself. I hope you are familiar with the expression of cutting your nose off to spite your face.

>> No.56766436

>>56766239
Ok good, now I can trust you.
>>56766355
Thanks giving went fine. The overall mood was pretty depressing though. Parents didn't even bother making a turkey. We ended up just having beef tenderloin which was honestly better imo. It was nice to have a little balance back with the family though.

>> No.56766444

>>56765459
video's a month old. you should follow him more closely.

>> No.56766449
File: 51 KB, 535x516, 1700831606223941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766449

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
This market is boring.

>> No.56766461

>>56765720
if oil is too cheap you don't get any at all. if it's not economic to produce, it doesn't get produced.

>> No.56766476

>>56766436
Rocker ignore the Islam fag. I know you are big soft hearted guy who tries to be nurturing with your love but you got to set boundaries man. Your family has some dysfunctional relationships going on with one another and your sister needs some serious tough love. Your dad is the one enabling her which makes her fucking garbage for any man she is with because she doesn't have her shit together or respects people's boundaries. This isn't good for your mental or physical health Rocker. Also cut back on your drinking, the best would be to give it up entirely. Alcohol and drugs in general just fucking stunt ourselves from personal growth and numb us to being fully present in our own lives. You got this big guy, I believe in you.

>> No.56766490
File: 25 KB, 422x509, 1614016218274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766490

there is still a bbbyq thread at the top of the catalog
>>>biz/bbbyq
what on earth are they still doing?

>> No.56766501

>>56766490
Getting beat by /smg/ because we have 2 of us at the top.

>> No.56766503

>>56766490
oops that's a typo
>>>/biz/bbbyq
pic very related now

>> No.56766545

>>56766476
didn't see you offer him any solutions there, kike. just kumbayaa feel-good platitudes. yet for some reason you're so deadset about telling him *not to* listen to me. you kikes are so fucking obvious.
>>56766444
I don't really follow him that much, he's an interesting contrarian. and he's not a kike.
>>56766436
like I said last time, just look into it with an objective mind (which is what I'd hope you'd do in any case). also curious, why didn't you feel like you trusted that I was a muslim until I posted hand (which is hardly proof of Islam lmao)?
if you do look into it and you feel like it isn't for you then okay that's your prerogative. but at least fucking *look*.

>> No.56766571

>>56766545
>setting boundaries and quiting drinking is not a solution
>in another post I told him he needs to have a hard conversation with his dad about enabling his sister
I know you are a retard who needs a goat fucker to tell you how to not fuck up in life but I'm writing this for a man who isn't retarded. He has a brain, unlike you, and two hands so all he needs is a general nudge in the right direction and he will figure it out on his own.

>> No.56766617

>>56766545
I feel like you should consider killing yourself

>> No.56766633

>>56766571
I know you're probably baggot or some other random kike, just admit you are one.
As for your 0IQ advice about not drinking, oh wow! Amazing! So original and thoughtful. I wonder what religion forbade alcohol 1450 years ago you fucking chimpanzee. And you are that lacking in self-awareness that you couldn't make the logical connection there, fucking idiot.
I know you probably weren't there for when I originally put the idea to him but the point I made and I'm making again now is that there's societally something deeply wrong, it wasn't Rocker on an individual level who had the issue you fucking dipshit.
I know you hate Islam, kike, I'm not saying this for you. It's for Rocker and anyone else who can see the obvious rot happening in society when people listen to your rotten race.
>>56766617
likewise

>> No.56766654

>>56766633
>As for your 0IQ advice about not drinking, oh wow! Amazing! So original and thoughtful.
This is coming from the Islam goat fucking faggot

>> No.56766684

Hello my white schoolshooters. Happy Bl*ck Friday. I hope you slavish goy cattle drive to your nearest retailers and take advantage of deals.

As we approach the end of Q4, What are some dogshit scam stocks that are good for shorting? There were a ton of shitcos doing the whole "we will release our awful earnings or ominous 8-K's on Thanksgiving week" thing that happens every year.

>> No.56766691

>>56766654
this is all you kikes can keep repeating lol.
Rocker can figure it out for himself.
It's hilarious that you even needed to gatekeep this hard, for as many posts as you have. you kikes are fucking terrified. palpably so.

>> No.56766700
File: 305 KB, 2048x2024, 2BD0660A-1345-475E-B43A-0F079987DA33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766700

>>56766424
>take this minimum wage job for 40 hours/wk during market hours while the gambloors make bank, college is for schmuley and schlomo to get hired by fellow cronies and nepotism
I’m screwed either way

>> No.56766703

>>56766684
GME

>> No.56766706
File: 532 KB, 1440x1244, 1677951426766316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766706

During Bobos big crash, the stock market is down 4%.

>> No.56766711

So u retarded faggots are converting to Islam to quit drinking now. Can u fucking pasty subhumans just come up with some good short plays. I came on here and found TTOO and that was a fucking amazing short.

So instead of talking about that fat fuck from Michigan converting to Islam can u please shill terrible stocks on here (either ones that you think are good shorts or if ur of the smooth brained variety the ones you think are good longs but everyone with a bit of experience with shitcos knows is a momentum short)

>> No.56766717

>>56766691
>you must be a kike to not want to be part of a goat fuckers religion
Yeah I hate kikes too you dumb fuck. This may come as a surprise to someone as retarded as you but there are people smart enough not to need a spiritual how to guide set up by faggots collecting, money power, and raping kids like all major religions do.

>> No.56766718
File: 38 KB, 960x540, IMG_5129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766718

>>56766700
teach me how to make money like this redditor

>> No.56766719

>>56766703
Please don't tell me about the obvious memestock shorts.
GME, AMC, SAVA, blah blah blah. All those names I know of. I'm talking about the asymmetric shorts that pop up once in a while. Like TTOO or fucking SIGA (lmaoooo). I love biomemes (short selling) so that's why I focused on TTOO and SIGA but I would love any other retarded tickers from any industry

>> No.56766720

>>56765907
You don't know how inflation works.

>> No.56766724

>>56766711
>converting to Islam to quit drinking now
hardly the only reason, pajeet.
>>56766717
>they realized what I am? time to pretend I'm white!
kek I saw you fuckers do this on twitter and now you're even doing it here. lol.

>> No.56766727

>>56766718
It was all short dated spy calls, any idiot who was bullish when the 10y was about to hit 5 percent made bank

>> No.56766737
File: 2.22 MB, 320x213, 1685277199605062.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766737

>>56766476
Yeah I'm starting to realize the only way to move forward is just to cut her off. If she makes a recovery, wonderful but she'll have to earn our trust back.
>Also cut back on your drinking, the best would be to give it up entirely
Alcoholism runs real deep in my family. I'm probably the best at not only hiding it, but having an on and off switch. I know when I can drink, and when to shut it down. I also stay secluded and don't act out when I drink, or at least don't put myself in scenarios where I could act out. My aunt's a daily drinker, both my cousins are, my dad is, although he has really reeled it in as he has gotten older, my mom loves wine, but has given it up since my sister's nonsense. My brother is the only one who really doesn't drink much. He's just a pot head. Everybody that knows me knows that if you want the best version of me, I'm at my best with a few drinks in me. I'm a very apathetic and uninteresting person when I'm sober
>>56766545
Hand posting is the ultimate sign of trust and respect. It proves that you aren't a nigger, or at least if you are, you have the balls to admit it. It's been a tradition here since the beginning. Those who refuse to post hands cannot be trusted.

>> No.56766739

>>56766724
>hardly the only reason, pajeet.
The only reason I would convert to Islam is because it would make fucking a hijabi girl more alluring. The only acceptable reason to convert to Islam is so you can fuck a chick in a hijab or take her niqab off her. But you don't even need to convert to Islam for that.

Also there's the whole circumcision thing. You need to get circumcised to convert to Islam.

>> No.56766740

>>56766724
Dude fuck off with your dumb Islam schizophrenic posts. Seriously now it's "you aren't white" from an Islamic fag who isn't even white.

>> No.56766747

This fucking faggot is talking about Islam and alcoholism.

I. Want. Dogshit. Stocks. To. Short.

Tell him to talk to us more about retarded stock plays like SIGA that are ripe for shorting. Rocker was so good at shilling these retarded companies. PLEASE SHILL MORE STOCKS LIKE SIGA ON HERE ROCKER I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT UR MOM FONDLING UR COCK WHEN SHE DRANK WINE

>> No.56766768

>>56766747
But we made money on SIGA?

>> No.56766770

>>56766737
Remember that time I wanted you to learn about python statistical packages like using scikit learn and pandas and doing basic data science analysis with these toolkits. And here you are talking about ur fucking family's alcoholism.

U had ur chance to convert to Hinduism (learn how to use scikit-learn) and now ur doing faggot homo Islam shit. Did you know in Islam at the mosque they literally have you wash other men's bare feet

>> No.56766769

>>56766737
>Hand posting is the ultimate sign of trust and respect.
I've been 4chan since like 2009 and have posted my hand many times in different contexts, just not to prove I'm Muslim lol.
>>56766739
>Also there's the whole circumcision thing. You need to get circumcised to convert to Islam.
You don't have to get circumcized to become a Muslim lol, it's not a fucking prerequisite to converting you dumb poo.
Why do you people have to lie so much?
If someone converts to Islam then they are advised to do so but no one is going to check anyway.

>> No.56766772

>>56766747
The SPX is above the gamma flip level (5500), meaning dips get bought up. Whatever you short won’t be taking an uncontested nosedive as long as we’re up here

>> No.56766781
File: 288 KB, 821x1791, 1631249056887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766781

>>56766739
CRBPajeet, if this is you, just admit it now so I know.

>> No.56766786

>>56766770
>Did you know in Islam at the mosque they literally have you wash other men's bare feet
Poos just can't stop lying. Go eat some cow dung.
>>56766781
That was him. And that cuck you're replying to is also him.

>> No.56766789
File: 47 KB, 410x1024, 1F96F610-B636-423A-AF37-99A6D9F8DFA4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766789

>>56766747
Howabout you short p0dd btw
On margin pussy

>> No.56766794

>>56766772
SPX gamma zamma homma volga bolga. The heckin gamma zone is breached. The VIX volga levels are now uncomfortably high! Look at the gamma flip zone on SPX where the inverted staircase pattern is forming. Wow! amazing short play on a very specific individual company.
Fuck off. I. Want. Dogshit. Individual. Companies.
>>56766768
>>56766768
That's good, I'm more comfortable shorting than going long but i'd love to make money on both sides of retarded SHIT scams.

Btw something I'm super proud of is I bought BIVI (actually a literal scam, like SAVA's baby brother wrt alzheimer's scams) calls.
>>56766781
Yes this is me.

>> No.56766802

>>56766786
Are u unironically posting about your alcoholism and converting to Islam on /smg/. Please at least relate it to a ticker symbol like I did with trying to fuck older white women (ticker symbol BMBL ticker symbol MTCH)

>> No.56766809
File: 738 KB, 640x264, clint-eastwood-gran-torino.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766809

>>56766770
CRBPajeet I am a man of God. I do not get held up on what version I should worship. Allah, Christ, Yahweh, it's all the same. The rest of the guidelines of religion are human semantics. Be a good person, live an honest life, and you will be rewarded in the end. Hell maybe reincarnation is true, but my previous statement still stands in regards to that. Wouldn't want to live a dishonest life and be reborn as a pajeet or something as punishment.

>> No.56766811
File: 953 KB, 1198x1196, Screenshot 2023-11-24 at 12.51.32 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766811

Here's an update on how BBBY (the stock doesnt exist anymore) retards are doing

>> No.56766812

>>56766794
Sales force earnings Thursday, Zoom crashed on earnings it’s not unreasonable to think CRM might perform the same

>> No.56766821

>>56766809
https://voca.ro/14NDoeuevAbr

>> No.56766822

>>56766802
I think you have multiple posters mixed up anon.

>> No.56766826

Anyway, most anons here are not here because they're retarded, if Rocker wants to discover what Islam is for himself, he's entitled to, the fact that a poo-guzzling poojeet and some kike faggots are gatekeeping it as hard as they are should make you (Rocker) think there's a reason they are losing their shit so hard.
Let people figure shit out for themselves.
I never even said he absolutely must convert to Islam, I said it would help him and his family if he did. You people don't have any solutions other than "no alcohol" (lol) or become a poojeet and eat cow poops. The fucking nerve of that cunt posting the feel-good platitudes.
Anyway Rocker, if I'm around, feel free to ask questions about Islam and I'll try and help. Most of it is already well documented though. We're not like kikes who have to conceal our religion.

>> No.56766835

>>56766826
https://voca.ro/1eANNMcw02J5

>> No.56766836

>>56766821
For me? It's OLLI. Also nice attempt at white guy voice.

>> No.56766845

>>56766835
>he's vocaroo posting
triggered much, poo

>> No.56766853

>>56766836
Tell me more about OLLI (frankly seems like a boring name I won't touch) but I am curious about the goy cattle merchandise supply chains. So their whole business model is buying goods from other retailers at discount and then reselling it.

Is it basically just like Grocery Outlet and shit but on the East coast? We don't have Ollie's here in the pacific coast ( i think). I am a big fan of GO which might have a similar model but im not sure about GO's equity tranche

>> No.56766865

>>56766812
>Sales force earnings Thursday, Zoom crashed on earnings it’s not unreasonable to think CRM might perform the same
CRM has a ton of other products that Zoom doesn't have. I don't think Zoom is even close to comparable to CRM because ZM's business model and moat is so bad.

Why are you bearish on CRM, ZM earnings aside?

>> No.56766880
File: 1.40 MB, 1600x1052, __hatsutori_hajime_and_nijou_ryuu_saibou_shinkyoku_drawn_by_jiekuijiangshadaonijiamenkou__5c3d2feb841ed7c13c9a824941634659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766880

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56766882

>>56766845
Habibi is your homosexual pedo imam going to make you go on a suicide bombing mission if you don't convert 5 people to Islam by the end of the week? Be honest with me habibi.

>> No.56766886

>>56766865
Zoom’s failure is a good indication business enterprise tools will take a hit

>> No.56766888

>>56766845
Dude shut up, you are the one sperging out at people for calling you a retard.

>> No.56766894

>>56766880
I got beheemed by Lean Hogs (Feb 2024)

>> No.56766895
File: 55 KB, 544x363, 1654114555938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766895

>>56766880
Anon...
You set your bot to post at the wrong time today

>> No.56766899

>>56766886
I absolutely do not buy this idea that ZM's enterprise tool (singular) is a comparable to CRM's giant moat of enterprise tools and apps. There's just no fucking way I see the market that was paying attention to ZM's earnings also looking at CRM in the same light.

That being said, I am not doubting that there's some other reason CRM would do poorly. Their CEO has this tendency to not know what the fuck he's talking about. The guy who made Tableau is trying to inject "muh AI" into everything now

>> No.56766901

I'm drunk right now and debating with myself wether I should reinstall tinder or not. I don't have any trouble getting matches and dates with decent looking girls but it always ends badly. What should I do, financially speaking? Jannies fuck off its the weekend

>> No.56766903

>>56766888
You're the one replied to me bitch

>> No.56766909

>>56766895
It's always the right time to dingpost!

>> No.56766913

>>56766880
Uh, market closed hours ago dumbass

>> No.56766915

>>56766901
For Tinder (Ticker Symbol MTCH) you need to basically just put in as less effort as possible. This makes you more attractive to women. My MTCH and BMBL experiences got a lot better when i stopped texting them back a lot and making them do work and started acting like a cunt. This sounds like some fedora tipping incel advice but this is genuinely what you should do as a man considering intsalling Tinder. You need to go into it with a mindset that you're not going to obsess over the retarded women you end up paying for on dates

>> No.56766918

>>56766901
Go to the club fuck a drunk chick in the bathroom

>> No.56766920

>>56765448
49% of the time, it works every time

>> No.56766925

>>56766920
You realize you can just go back and check it on the chart, right?

>> No.56766935

>>56766811

If you guys have a shitter account then please watch this: https://twitter.com/grilled_cheezee/status/1728132889215397977

It's basically just insane BBBY baggies living with fever-dream brainworms. So casually just saying insane shit with minimal understanding of our capital markets

>> No.56766947
File: 323 KB, 2000x1125, 959803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766947

>>56766718
I've done it and I honestly couldn't tell you how. Summon your inner Kaiji and flip heads on 7 coin flips in a row.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7myzgxz9nI&ab_channel=CapNovolin

>> No.56766948

>>56766894
Those are not stocks those are futures.

>> No.56766954
File: 136 KB, 354x374, 1687148675827950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56766954

>>56766853
If you've never been to an Ollie's bargain outlet, it's basically big lots with an extra dash of depression. It's an incredibly stable stock and thrives in the environment of inflation and recessions. It's basically a warehouse store that sells off brand and discontinued items at a huge discount. Their prices are low because they are minimally staffed. I would compare it to dollar general, but I just got back from there and spent about 20 minutes just browsing around for research purposes and it's sadly not any cheaper than Walmart anymore. Unless you are buying DG's brand items known as clover valley. You really won't save money there. I would be shorting DG right now personally because they really don't offer any bargains despite having the same business model as Ollie's.

>> No.56766976

>>56766903
You are literally replying to everyone calling you out and no I wasn't the first to respond to you. I just told rocker Islam is for retards and you spergged out about it like a literal retard and other people called you out on it.

>> No.56766992

>>56766954
Yeah DG is not cheaper than GO, which seems like a comparable to OLLI. Pissed off how expensive GO is.
It seems like an interesting place I would actually like to have near me, since off brand discounted items save you hundreds of dollars in your budget and especially so if you actually get healthy items you don't tend to binge eat like unhealthy goyslop.

I do not know how this bodes for relative value trading of these types of discounted merchandise retailer equities. It's a business model that operates on much thinner margins....like 3-4% gross margins.
>>56766903
Can you please go wage your goatfucking jihad in another thread

>> No.56767003

>>56766954
Burlington coat factory beating earnings begs to differ

>> No.56767004

>>56766992
>Pissed off how expensive GO is.
how expensive DG is** pardon me. GO is really nice and is much cheaper than Dollar General

>> No.56767018

>>56766976
You replied to me first you dumb lying cunt>>56766267
Why are you even gatekeeping this hard? You still haven't explained. Like I said, no one here is actually dumb. Rocker can figure it out objectively by himself. That's kind of what the fuck we do, retard. So why gatekeep this hard unless you have skin in the game? That's why I called you a kike.
I merely gave him a suggestion which he is entitled to follow or disregard and you came out sperging telling him to *not do* x thing while not even having a better alternative other than kumbaya.
I'm not expecting a better response from you this time round. Just trying to highlight your bullshit so others can pick up on it.

>> No.56767024

>>56766992
Literally my thread, poo. Fly back to India and go wage your cow shit chomping festival there.

>> No.56767028

>>56767018
>>56767024
Please relax habibi you might just explode like one of your suicide bombers.

>> No.56767032

>>56766992
>OLLI
There's one here. Got some replacement lawn cushions for a swing cheap during summer.

>> No.56767038
File: 141 KB, 634x831, pasttimess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767038

>>56766147
based

>> No.56767039

>>56767028
The funny thing is, poo, I know the reason you're losing your shit so hard. It's because I posted my hand and you looked at my skin tone and looked at yours in comparison and realized yours is the color of the poo you ate for lunch today.

>> No.56767043

>>56767018
>why are you gatekeeping
I'm giving advice you moron, not pitching a religion. Holy fucking shit this is a stock market general you insufferable faggot

>> No.56767047

>>56767043
It's clearly a stock market GUNDLACH

>> No.56767056

>>56767039
>bragging about posting his hideous hairy goatfucker hands while he tries to get people to convert to his pedophile rapist cult religion on a Stock Trading Forum
We are looking at product of those consanguineous Muslim incest marriages, folks

>> No.56767059

>>56767004
We don't have GO stores near me so I don't have that frame of reference, but I was pretty disappointed at how DG's prices might be 5% cheaper than higher end stores. It shouldn't be that way because their labor costs and marketing budgets are considerably lower. Dollar stores tend to thrive because of deception. They sell more single serve items that give the illusion that the products are cheaper but at the end of the day, they are basically the same price if not more by unit price than walmart. The only real value i've found at dollar stores is their prices on products like spam that are grossly overpriced at normal retailers. In other words, long hormel.
>>56767003
BURL is a discount store so for clothing not food so I don't think the comparison is comparable.

>> No.56767062

>>56767056
Post hand, poo. Give us all a laugh.

>> No.56767083

>>56765586
>USOIL*DXY
That's an interesting idea I suppose.

>> No.56767084

>>56767059
>They sell more single serve items that give the illusion that the products are cheaper but at the end of the day, they are basically the same price if not more by unit price than walmart.
I wonder how this is going to bode for them on the long term because DG is going to lose their EBT-enthusiast customers who will opt for GO or OLLI (it seems, idk about OLLI much).
>>56767062
Please stop jihad'ing up the thread and posting your hands that were inside your own little sisters pussy moments ago jesus fuck. Are you going to keep talking about your awful goatfucking religion in the next thread you make as well?

>> No.56767089

>>56767084
kek I fucking knew you would chicken out like the effeminate lowT poo-sy you are

>> No.56767094

This is the worst smg ever

>> No.56767102

>>56766267
It's an Arab religion for Arabs just like Christianity is a European religion for Europeans and Buddhism is an Asian religion for Asians.
That's how religion works.

>> No.56767104

Give me a good stock tip

>> No.56767113
File: 2.83 MB, 654x480, where do you think we are.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767113

>>56766948
No one said anything about stocks

>> No.56767116

>>56767089
Yes, not all of us are high testosterone Muslims who need to be taught how to not stab and rape children. How the fuck do you not have any shame talking about your retarded goatfucking religion on here? Do you not realize that literally everyone immediately thinks of cars blowing up and children getting stabbed when they think of Islam?

>> No.56767120

>>56767094
You think this is bad? I was there when someone posted putting a lum doll up their ass. I was there when big5guy was a thing. I was there when monkey torture anon was posting his monkey torture shit on here. The only guy worse than herpes still here is baggot.

>> No.56767125

>>56767102
>Christianity is a European religion for Europeans
Kek never gets old
>>56767094
best*
>>56767116
Post poo covered hand, poo

>> No.56767126

>>56767120
>I was there when monkey torture anon was posting his monkey torture shit on here.
This guy posts on /sp/ lmfao. I was there when a shit load of /sp/ anons in the middle of a soccer matchthread realized that there was someone who pays people to torture monkeys and record it

>> No.56767130

>>56767102
It's literally the cookie cutter template of how to live your life for people not smart enough to figure out their vices are bad and how to be a good person.

>> No.56767136

>>56767084
I think at the end of the day, the "meals for one" model that dollar stores promote will continue to thrive due to the family model being destroyed and the epidemic of men in their 30's being single. The only way discount stores will probably lose is if deflation actually takes place which is highly unlikely, but possible

>> No.56767138

>>56767083
Yeah it makes sense for making decisions about whether oil is relatively low or high compared to the past. For instance today's EOD dip is closer to yesterday's $74 dip than it seems.

>> No.56767141

>>56767130
IMO it's more for kids/teenagers. It's super easy to fuck your life up at that stage because you're super retarded and horny.

>> No.56767147
File: 17 KB, 239x400, 1699545056677423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767147

>>56767126
God damn it I was hoping that guy was vanned since that shit is a felony in America at least. Funny enough most Europeans countries don't seem to take it too seriously and the rest of the world too so maybe he is a euro. That dude is a sicko.

>> No.56767151

>>56767130
You frame that like it's a bad thing. Society agreeing on a solid set of principles would have helped Rocker and his family.
This all began a few days ago when he posted about them and I suggested he try Islam to help pull things together. And again, none of you fucks have given a better solution other than don't drink alcohol which is literally exclusively an Islamic precept.

>> No.56767156

>>56767141
True. Every new generation being raised is a generation of barbarians that needs to be reigned in. Spare the rod spoil the child.

>> No.56767158

>>56767125
Is a brown guy telling another brown guy that he's a shitskin?
Am I hearing some actual goatfucker with disgusting hairy ape hands (he won't even post the whole hand because it's so gross) say "lol ur hand is brown lol"

The muslim inbreeding epidemic is out of hand

>> No.56767159

>>56767158
>he's still avoiding posting hand
cmon poo show us

>> No.56767185

>>56767159
>Is muslim
>too retarded to realize no one likes muslims
>hates himself for being brown
Grim.

>> No.56767188
File: 533 KB, 828x1258, 1683853909811250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767188

>>56767159
This is a rare scenario where he doesn't have to post his hands because we already know...

>> No.56767191

>>56767151
What are you talking about? What do you think establishing boundaries and having that difficult conversation with his dad about to stop enabling his sister because it isn't doing her any favors and is jeopardizing his marriage and the rest of the family means you dumb faggot? That is a real solution compared to just converting to Islam. This might come as a shock to you but there are plenty of Muslim hypocrites, degenerates, and lovers. Being religious by itself doesn't make you a better person.

>> No.56767197

>>56767188
And with that I'm going back to my machine learning stuff.
I'll see you guys on Monday.

>> No.56767203

>>56767197
What kind of ML stuff are u working on ticker symbol MDB ticker symbol GOOG ticker symbol META
>>56767188
This white moms pussy was bagongas!

>> No.56767216

I lost 8%-10% on active trades this year. I cant make money long or short
Might as well just roll 5% bonds until the market crashes

>> No.56767218

>>56767185
>poos project their anti-muslim hatred so hard that they create alternate realities in their mind where everyone hates the religion that raped their ass and they're still butthurt centuries later
kek
show hand poo
you can't be this cowardly can you?
also I'm here all the time, do you actually think I just showed up today?
>>56767188
kek eww
i was gonna make a toe sucking joke but this is funnier

>> No.56767242

>>56767203
CRBPajeet you need to set your standards higher.

>> No.56767245

>>56766954
>big lots with an extra dash of depression

Upstate NY here. Can confirm. And that hidden coffee maker in the back, where black coffee is free. Not to mention their mascot staring down at you the entire time. Makes you come out feeling like you were dosed. Surreal. Only been there 2 times in my entire life. There's just no draw.

>> No.56767247

>>56767218
>>poos project their anti-muslim hatred
Once again this is just in general about everyone hating Muslims, not just Hindus. Every single person on this planet with common literally hides their children around Muslims because it was a religion started by people fantasizing about Prophet Mohammaded (PBUH) raping 9 year old Aisha.

Also you are brown as fuck and you think you are white. It is absolutely insane mental illness.

You are brown and need to stop hating yourself for it.

>> No.56767255
File: 1.66 MB, 576x720, 1672050983901785.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767255

>futures

>> No.56767262

>>56767242
I have a kink for fucking older women.

>> No.56767281

Wait is the inferiority complex pajeet back? Holy shit.

>> No.56767285

>>56767191
that's a somewhat reasonable comment but some typical low IQ atheist rddit-tier takes/non sequiturs mixed in, oh well. yes a religion by itself doesn't make you better. maybe it's better you had the original context, then you would have understood the reason I brought Islam up at all.
I was telling him how the societal rot affecting everyone is also affecting his family and that Islam was an option. yes it's not going to fix his problems overnight. and as for the Muslim degens, yes, that's not an argument against Islam. there are billions of people who do follow it and find it works really well. I am one of them and I felt like telling a fellow traveller. and you faggots get all pissy. says more about you honestly.
and yes I already read what you wrote about his dad and boundaries etc. the fact that you think that constitutes advice while my suggestion does not tells me you're not really interested because you don't want to look at the root cause of why they're even fucking like that to begin with. look man, if you're sincere about this, just accept that maybe your way isn't the only way. i never even claimed Islam was the only thing that would work for him.
and if you really give a fuck go look at the earlier thread. i'll even link it if you want.

>> No.56767289

>>56767136
>and the epidemic of men in their 30's being single.
Is this really the bull thesis for DG type stocks

>> No.56767290

>>56767262
It's not a kink. It's desperation for validation with a dash of mommy issues. You need to just agree to your parents arranged marriage they have prepared for you

>> No.56767296

>>56767247
>Also you are brown as fuck and you think you are white. It is absolutely insane mental illness.
kek I don't think I'm white at all.
whiter than you though, rakesh. you need to post hand and stop deflecting. everyone can see how mad you're getting.
are you going to bath in cow piss tonight?

>> No.56767311

>>56767281
kek, that's an apt way to sum him up.
>>56767247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjnGvH_Sifw

>> No.56767314

>>56767289
Have you been to a dollar store recently? It's the "I'm single" the store.

>> No.56767317

>>56767285
Its better fucking advice then just saying "hurr durr convert to islam." That's not advice at all. Go ahead pitch some fucking real advice you sperg.

>> No.56767329

>>56767314
Rocker, my life is not in shambles like yours. I am not some fat white retard struggling to pay the bills while seeking advice from literal muslims on a stock trading forum on 4chan.

So no, I have not been to a Dollar General
>>56767285
>>56767296
oh no he's doing a jihad again someone stop him

>> No.56767336

>>56767317
Like I fucking said, you missed the original context and have the nerve to accuse me of sperging.
You're like a fucking autismo who jumped into a conversation 2 people were having halfway through and started talking inane shit with no context.

>> No.56767348

>>56767329
>reee everything is jihad!
did your sister get love jihaded? is this why you're so mad at us?

>> No.56767352
File: 61 KB, 586x767, 1691423520113168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767352

>>56767329
I am content. You are following in my footsteps. A man in his 20's refusing to settle down. You'll end up the same as me which is why I laugh at your posts. It's like watching my life unfold from the perspective of a pajeet.

>> No.56767353
File: 215 KB, 1284x2778, IMG_1570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767353

Shorting volatility with broken wing butterflies is literally free money. There, I said it
>VIX futures market maker paypigs never get to cum

>> No.56767361
File: 147 KB, 404x383, 1700079829871146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767361

>>56767336
>still no real advice given
Moron

>> No.56767377

>>56767348
>is fantasizing about raping little girls again
Please try to contain your Muslim tendencies for at least a second. This is why people hide their children around your types
The absolute audacity of a Muslim to try and give people life advice when literally 48 hours ago we saw what you fucking gorillas did in Ireland by stabbing a bunch of children.

It is actually boggling my mind. Why are you , a Muslim who sees your people blowing up innocent civilians and stabbing children and raping women, giving life advice on /smg/?

This doesn't even scratch the surface of how you resent yourself for being brown and wish really badly to be white.

>> No.56767387

>>56767289
honestly not a bad bet, but I prefer the BECKY portfolio

>> No.56767391

>>56765896
They aren't middle class. They're just sick with greed and it's never enough for them. They are the same kin\d of people who can be on $200,000 a year and yet theres never any money in their accounts att the end of the month somehow.

>> No.56767392

>>56767361
meh, you're getting boring now. I told you, you missed the original context. do you even want the link to the original thread? you must ask me, I won't post it unless you specifically ask to show good faith.
>>56767377
didn't read. go eat your daily poo.

>> No.56767400

>>56767392
You better not let me find out you're another OP or else I am going to let everyone know you're a terrorist. Lol.

>> No.56767409

>>56767392
>still not going to provide real advice
>you missed "le context"
>context=/=advice
Retard

>> No.56767411
File: 80 KB, 635x636, 1700830436926674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767411

Well this thread got quickly derailed...

>> No.56767421

>>56767411
I'd take rocker's homoniggerlust over this shit any day

>> No.56767428
File: 3.64 MB, 498x305, happy-dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767428

>>56767411
It's weekend /smg/. I literally live for this level of shitposting

>> No.56767434
File: 101 KB, 596x1024, 1697837811770716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767434

Are you guys shorting ? Which stocks? im so lost right now i cant make money without consulting /smg/

>> No.56767439

I am unironically now scared that my car is going to blow up or that my family is going to be taken hostage because I got Mudslime OP very angry.

>> No.56767451 [DELETED] 
File: 101 KB, 900x675, 07143B9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767451

a new /biz/ jannie is born

>> No.56767461

>>56767451
Not cool bro

>> No.56767470
File: 60 KB, 220x220, 1698132926275782.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767470

>>56767451
Ok I'm fucking done with /smg/ for the day.

>> No.56767475
File: 25 KB, 225x225, IMG_1056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767475

Why don’t you guys join the team and go in for the big win?

>> No.56767477

>>56767409
So you're not going to ask for the context, just going to keep spouting your assburgers
Fine

>> No.56767496

>>56767475
>big win?
Go for the big win on the stock that has done a 500% parabolic move up...
Yeah that seems smart

>> No.56767509
File: 1.03 MB, 498x323, 1680207026066890.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767509

>>56767470
No need to leave. What you're feeling right now is the realization that you are not only not normal, you're also mentally ill. It's a Friday evening and normal people are out getting dinner, shopping, and making memories, but you aren't doing that. You are here. A containment center for autistic men. You'll be here forever. I've tried to leave several times and each time I failed.

>> No.56767510

>>56767329
Are you going to get drunk tonight? I love it when your drunk posting!

>> No.56767514 [DELETED] 
File: 84 KB, 397x383, meds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767514

Take your meds schizos

>> No.56767524 [DELETED] 
File: 44 KB, 540x347, F163335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767524

>>56767509
wrong. this is a very serious board with very serious discussion for very sophisticated people. you will refrain from posting the N word or anything even slightly not on subject!

>> No.56767527
File: 271 KB, 1079x809, 1699547841306233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767527

>>56767477
No fucking dude, this isn't some womans talk on the fucking view where we talk about our feelings and context. Men talk about content, not context you moron. I don't care about what you feel like the context is of our conversation. I care about the content of what your actual fucking advice is to Rocker other than just convert to Islam. You argue literally like a narcissistic woman. Maybe you felt the need to join Islam to compensate for your low testosterone but no I don't give a fuck what you feel like the context of the conversation is that we are having you little bitch. What the fuck is your advice even???

>> No.56767531
File: 167 KB, 397x383, 1700864282170801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767531

(Oops... meant to post that as a png)
Take your meds schizos.
Stop making bad investments and stop posting disgusting shit here

>> No.56767534

Just got 30 bucks from can recycling, what should I invest in?

>> No.56767540

>>56767451
Why did you remind me of this guy? Fuck you

>> No.56767541

I just bought BOIL
I feel so based

>> No.56767546

>>56767527
>Men talk about content, not context you moron
That's the point, tard. You missed the fucking content in the previous discussion and now you join halfway through the convo and you're sperging. And what's worse is you don't even have the shame to accept your mistake. You double down. Like a true sperg.

>> No.56767547

>>56767496
>bro don't buy the stock that's in a position to split and then grow back to where it's at now that's dumb
Lol

>> No.56767554

>>56767534
Wtf? They seriously still pay for that? Where do you live?

>> No.56767561

>>56767547
TSLA hasn't grown back like that, not even close. NVDA wouldn't either.

>> No.56767568

>>56767534
What do you get per can? I scan receipts myself for the VAT tax refund and well as use reverse vending machines for bottles and cans.

>> No.56767576

Anyway I still think we'll get a crash in March 2024 for reasons.

>> No.56767591
File: 14 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767591

>>56767477
>>56767392
>>56767546
>I w-w-was talk about content not context
Holy fucking shit you are dumb. Just fucking say what your "real advice" even is

>> No.56767595

Islam didn’t do much for Sinead O'Connor. What went wrong Islam fren?

>> No.56767615
File: 3.89 MB, 400x381, 1638795997535.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767615

I feel like I am a damned soul forced to live out my days in solitude. I deserve this punishment because I was a real bastard in my 20's. I feel like I'm just waiting to die. Strange place to be at.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H3-_ZAcoDzk&si=jJxPQKp-UJkBWpm6

>> No.56767637

>>56767615
Someone for everyone
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1700847612944967.webm

>> No.56767650

>>56767595
>My sample set is 1
C'mon anon, you can do better than that.
>>56767591
Anon if you want to be a cunt, then go ahead. I tried. I told you you missed the context of the previous conversation in a past thread and how that's relevant here. Then you bring up some shit about how I'm a woman. You're spiraling my man. Just stop at this point. We're not getting anywhere.
>>56767615
Quit this self-pitying narcissism. You can do better. Pick yourself up and go learn about Islam. Just fucking learn about it. Not even saying become Muslim. I'm pretty sure this was what I said in the other discussion. You act like you're too old to learn. Well you're fucking not, that shit about old dogs not learning new tricks is defeatist nonsense.

>> No.56767654

>>56767615
I think most of us can look back at things we’re nit proud of. The good thing is you recognize it. The next step is to move on from there.

>> No.56767673

>>56767650
>Anon if you want to be a cunt, then go ahead. I tried. I told you you missed the context of the previous conversation in a past thread and how that's relevant here. Then you bring up some shit about how I'm a woman. You're spiraling my man. Just stop at this point. We're not getting anywhere.
Holy fuck why cant you just answer the fucking question. Typical woman cunt shit to make it about everything else. If you cant give in a single sentence what your "real advice" even is you are either a moron too stupid to do so or a little bitch who hides behind islam. There is no content to your character so far, just your gay ass trying to control context.

>> No.56767674

>>56767650
I don't think I have it in me islam bro. I more interested in getting younger zoomer posters to save their lives rather than saving mine. Everyone has so much potential when they are young and many waste it. Shouldn't be that way.

>> No.56767676

>>56767637
Kek what is it about Japanese women laughing hysterically?
Also what game did they leave on the install screen?

>> No.56767680
File: 165 KB, 820x713, smiling-frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767680

This is the best /smg/ ever. Ever since I started coming to /smg/, every single thread has been better than the one before it. So that means, whatever thread you're posting in, that's the best /smg/ ever.

>> No.56767685
File: 989 KB, 1244x706, 1603252900816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767685

>your high school bully bought NVDA calls at the bottom last year and sold at the top this week

>> No.56767689

>>56767650
What’s wrong with using one example. You want me to list them all? Anyway I know what went wrong with her. She didn’t have the support and guidance she should have had. No proper Islamic mentoring to counter the Jew machine that chewed her up and spit her out. I was actually hoping Islam would work out for her but it didn’t.

>> No.56767690

>>56767680
not even the jannies come here anymore

>> No.56767698

>>56767674
So maybe that is your calling. But to do that you need to be successful. Otherwise why should anyone listen.

>> No.56767701

>>56767685
I 5 years from now you'd be wishing you bought at this "top"

>> No.56767712

>>56767561
Nvidia mogs tesla and you

>> No.56767728

>>56767673
Well that's the thing faggot. I already said it in the previous thread and don't want to repeat it all just because self-righteous sperg-ass is too entitled to just ask for a fucking link to the thread.
>>56767674
Noble way of thinking. This is why I recognize there is some spark of light in you. But to help others you must first help yourself.
>>56767689
If you don't get how sample set,(1) is dumb to use as evidence to support an argument then idk what to tell you.
There are dumb people who adopt any and all religions and do dumb things while they are part of said religions.
I do feel bad about her but she had deep-seated mental problems and people did try hard to help her and she being the narcissistic rich person she was just refused to listen. There's only so much people can do to reach out. She also lost her favourite kid which clearly fucked her up.
That said, Islam does offer many practical methods to solving ones personal issues. It's on you to choose to follow them. If you refuse then it doesn't matter if you have a Muslim name or not. Islam really is a religion of action, pure and simple. It's not a religion where you just say "Jesus died for my sins now I can do whatever the fuck I want and go and fuck 1000s of other degenerates and go abort children I had because I need to work for Shekelstein and it's fine if I become a troon because Jesus is a man who became God or something"
>>56767698
Agreed.

>> No.56767743
File: 311 KB, 384x377, 1633142653881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767743

>>56767698
I dunno, I feel like me and Layne Staley anon are the only ones that truly understand the consequences of life

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_siJRgDlddY&si=oiOg79aqFPfuOCXr

>> No.56767749
File: 74 KB, 175x207, 164345678987654356789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767749

>>56767743
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> No.56767750

>>56767673
Okay you are one stubborn cunt but for the benefit of others, here's the context/content or the previous conversation with Rocker where I attempted to advise him in a brotherly way and where my outreach began >>56738172

>> No.56767762
File: 35 KB, 352x654, 1640348005136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767762

>>56767749
Based.

>> No.56767765

>>56767654
A child being afraid of the dark is easily forgiven, but a man being scared of the light is a true tragedy. Everybody has within them the same capacity to be a monster as they do a hero but what matters is all that's ever mattered is that if they were a monster they learned how to be better even if it was hard. Especially if it was. To doubt this is to doubt reality for all it takes is a simple glance to see the angels that save us scare even demons, because some of them were once the same.

I know this is 4chan and everyone is tough enough to eat a bowl of nails for breakfast without the milk but it is the holidays and everyone is stressed the fuck out and it's alright to not beat the shit out of yourself for a day.

>> No.56767764

>>56767728
>Well that's the thing faggot. I already said it in the previous thread and don't want to repeat it all just because self-righteous sperg-ass is too entitled to just ask for a fucking link to the thread.
Wow what a surprise. The guy with zero content to his character fails to provide content. Who could have seen this coming? That's sarcasm in case you are too fucking stupid to read that you dumb little bitch. Seriously all you had to do was just answer the question but you couldn't and now you want to be a little bitch about it because your feefee's got hurt. You aren't fit to try and give anyone advice especially since you can't even specify what your advice even is.

>> No.56767766

Oh kek, I just realized you said you were gonna short NVDA, Rocker. Hope you did. Hitting the ATH and then getting rejected was super fucking obvious.

>> No.56767771

Why is there still a BBBY general?

>> No.56767776

>>56767764
Hah, cunt
>>56767750

>> No.56767782

>>56767728
You sound like like a new convert which is fine. I wish you well on your journey. Remember if you’re going to bring up your religion, people are going to have questions. In the future please be prepared to answer them.

>> No.56767790

>>56767750
Wow so no real advice, just pointing out the obvious and saying convert to islam. What the fuck do you think setting up boundaries means? That goes into even the roles men and women should have because they are defined by CLEAR BOUNDARIES on what is expected, their duties, and their behaviors according to their roles which, until recently, was eatablished in all cultures throughout history regardless of religion. All you have fucking proven is that you are a complete knuckle dragging mouth breathing troglodyte that needs it spelled out for you.

>> No.56767801

>>56767771
To remember there are anons dumber than /smg/
>>56767782
I'm not a new convert by any means. And yes I know where I am, I've been here a while now. I'm prepared for questions, but knowing where I am, I know most people who have questions can answer them without much input from me. If anyone has sincere questions then I'm here. I made that offer to Rocker multiple times and it will stand.
>>56767790
You read the thread that quickly, hmm that was fast.

>> No.56767804

>>56767765
Best post. Rocker? You reading this?

>> No.56767828

>>56767801
Like I said earlier you are "man" with zero content to his character. Your posts have been almost entirely arguing context instead of content. Don't be surprised that there isn't much to read into when there is almost no substance in the first place. You can fill a speech with as many words as you want in the end and it can still be about nothing. Only a woman thinks that would be more important than the message itself. It makes sense you felt the need to convert to Islam in the end.

>> No.56767833

should I convert to islam?

>> No.56767857

>>56767833
It's up to you.
>>56767828
Ok anon

>> No.56767865
File: 14 KB, 450x324, fabulous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767865

this is actually the worst smg thread in months

>> No.56767867

>>56767857
And just like a woman he shuts up when called out and there is no longer any control on context.

>> No.56767879

>>56767867
I have no idea what you're even talking about anymore, anon. I even gave context and it wasn't enough. I give up. You win, whatever game you were playing.
>>56767865
and the best

>> No.56767881
File: 188 KB, 1280x960, 1646877237576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767881

>>56767833
No. This is spiritual advice.

>> No.56767885

>>56767833
It wont make life better. Only you can do that regardless of what demoniation of god you believe in. Actions will always speak louder than words Rocker and if you want to keep feeling sorry for yourself then it wont matter if you are a muslim, Christian, jew, buddhist, hindu, satanist, or whatever the fuck.

>> No.56767895
File: 381 KB, 2653x1438, I ain't got nothing left to lose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767895

>All in on AMD at $120
>https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/can-advanced-micro-devices-stock-hit-$200-per-share

>> No.56767901

>>56767885
>feeling sorry for yourself then it wont matter if you are a muslim, Christian, jew, buddhist, hindu, satanist, or whatever the fuck.
if that's true, then why are you sperging so hard that he could become Muslim?
you keep going on about content, context or whatever, in the past thread I explained how western civilization/culture lead to the moral degeneration that he's noticing in his life and his family. so let people try something else.

>> No.56767903

>>56767833
Islam is pretty based but also hardcore about their rules so if you're gonna get drunk and have a bacon sandwich at some point in the future it's probably not a good idea. Jews vary in their adherence to their own doctrine from being even more strict than Islam with their dietary and lifestyle requirements to just not giving a shit at all so there's a bit more play there if you need it. Personally Christianity made the most sense for me, Jesus is a pretty cool guy an he doesnt afraid of anything even forgiving my sins and teaching me to love myself in spite of them so that's what I'd recommend.

They're all good faiths though. Just read the manual before you decide which one to go with. Some people decide not to follow any of them and just try to be good people because they're good people but that's not for everybody. You should do what you think is best.

>> No.56767909

>>56767903
>Just read the manual before you decide which one to go with
exactly what I said to him
the problem is people are telling him not to even read the Islam manual and find out for himself, they're gatekeeping like little faggot cunts

>> No.56767912

>>56767901
Because it's not real advice.
>Rocker becomes part of "x religion"
>now he is just a loner and the only one in his family part of "x religion" and nothing has changed

>> No.56767924
File: 2.74 MB, 4032x3024, 214C4B8E-FD5E-4C40-92A5-1FBA4E48BE81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56767924

>>56767901
> w western civilization/culture lead to the moral degeneration that he's noticing in his life and his family. so let people try something else.
Muslims countries are full of heroin addicts and boy fuckers - literally full of men fucking little boys because Muslim cultures are so insanely horrible. And you come here to sass people about degradation of morals, etc.

>> No.56767945

>>56767895
>not in at 60

You must be white

>> No.56767947

>>56767912
no that's strawmanning what I said. ffs. look anon, if you've kept going with me this long you're probably serious about debate or discussion or whatever. i did fucking say you should have got the context from the previous conv with him as that covered my general view on why I felt Islam would help him yet you seem to have glossed over that and then got angry at me that i would not explain my position. lmao. idk i feel like you're fucking with me a bit but also there is something in you that wants answers. maybe formulate what you really are trying to get to here, what do you want to understand? i can even try and help you if possible. i don't hate anyone. (except kikes and poos).

>> No.56767958

>>56767924
Islamic world does produce most of the refugees we see these days. Notice they don’t run to fellow Muslim countries. Weird isn’t it?

>> No.56767964

>>56767945
>not in at the bottom

neither are you so it's square.

>> No.56767969

>>56767895
kek, i just now realized i didn't have AMD in my tradingjew watchlist for almost a year now, they went up to $122 wtf. i should have held.

>> No.56767980

>>56767924
>poo posting his mothers remains to appeal to his white masters
you people never change do you, same slaves as ever

>> No.56767986

>>56767958
Muslims have no fucking shame, it is absurd. They try to moralize on others and proselytize (see this thread and the retard still posting) while not acknowledging the fact that most Muslim countries and completely dysfunctional shitholes where people are nodding off on heroin or doing meth (captagon) and people are fucking young boys because of the sexually repressed culture.

This goatfucker is actually still going off about how non Muslim countries have degrading morals while everyone knows Muslims are the biggest pedophiles and incest babies on this planet

>> No.56767993

>>56767986
>everyone knows
no, everyone knows it's poo projection

>> No.56768009
File: 63 KB, 631x1024, feathermapleleaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768009

>>56767901
>sperging so hard

not even any of the people involved in this conversation but i'm still vicariously cringing.

>>56767924
honestly i love my life and how i get to laugh at all of the hypocrites in the world. honestly i feel bad because both the fundamentalists and the atheists are wrong, but those are the two sides so whatreyagunnado? it's so extremely hard being the middle ground of metaphorical interpretation of religious texts vs. both the literal interpretation of them and the complete negation of the literal interpretation of them, it's unreal.

gonna drop a bomb on you now because it's friday and im drunk: Jordan Peterson has the answer in his biblical series. Get mad. Stay mad. I don't give a fuck. He's 100% correct on the human condition and it literally doesn't matter what you think about it or his politics. 100% don't care, idk how i can emphasize that more on the internet in text.

>> No.56768016
File: 3.24 MB, 4032x3024, DE4F3373-CC37-494F-A89D-B43E42814431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768016

>>56767993
Muslims cannot enjoy pork. They cannot enjoy sex. They cannot enjoy entertainment. It’s all haram.

No wonder you faggots cannot go one week without stabbing children or blowing something up.

>> No.56768020

>>56767969
semi's are the most valuable resource on the planet. but taiwan's invasion exists. that's the play in a nutshell. if you didn't think taiwan would ever get invaded by china, you'd buy as much AMD as you could get and swing trade it. if you think they'll invade in the near future you shouldn't own it or should short it. it's literally that simple.

>> No.56768024
File: 147 KB, 885x1280, 20230313_190505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768024

>>56768009
>a fucking retarded pseud enters the chat
please leave.

>> No.56768029

>>56768020
Why AMD ?

>> No.56768034

>>56768020
>didn't think taiwan would ever get invaded
anyone with an IQ above 0 can see that's where things are headed.

>> No.56768037
File: 49 KB, 530x702, reading_content_submissions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768037

>>56768009
>im drunk: Jordan Peterson
even the muslim has better advice
>>56768016
>They cannot enjoy sex
Patently false, as is the whole repression meme. Muslims are depraved because islam enables it.

>> No.56768050

>>56767947
Look I don't even care anymore at this point because we probably agree on a ton of shit overall and want to give Rocker the same sort of advice. I mean fuck I think we both agree here that Rocker and the men in the family havent been setting up good boundaries, are enabling the women to be total cunts, and are letting alcohol numb themselbes to life. Rocker is at that uncomfortable point in his life that he has to do a better job fulfilling the role of patriarch in his family and to stop feeling sorry about himself and keeping his past from living in the present. I get it too, there is a weird sense of comfort in life not living up to your fullest potential, having an addiction get in the way and be and excuse, letting women walk all over you instead of leading them, and wallowing in your pain and indifference instead of just accepting it and moving on. Rocker has recognized his father has gotten soft around the edges and poor in his judgement so he needs to assert himself now and his role of being the new vanguard of his family and be a pillar of strength like all men are meant to be in their communities. This is a changing of the gaurds as the old saying goes and it needs to happen as it has throughout all of history in all cultures. Rocker should first congratulate his father for cutting back on his drinking and tell him that it's inspiration for him to cut back on his and then tell his father that his sister's behavior is unacceptable, is ruining the family in general, and his father's marriage and then give his father the run down on how they are going to get things back in order and give this bitch some tough love. I believe Rocker can make this happen if he changes his perspective in life and is serious about quitting drinking. If him and his father just do the quit drinking part and set up boundaries with the women in the family things would turn around on a dime.

>> No.56768057

>>56768037
I think Muslims being depraved pedophiles largely is an outcome of their retarded religion’s sexual oppression.

>> No.56768060

>>56768037
>>56768024
>honestly i love my life and how i get to laugh at all of the hypocrites in the world.

>> No.56768072

>>56768029
growth.

that aside: why not AMD?

>> No.56768078

>>56768009
is islam just mormons but in the middle east?

>> No.56768080
File: 247 KB, 1024x1024, 1686703387929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768080

this is by far the best /smg/ in days if not weeks or months

>> No.56768089

>>56768057
it's weird how sex (reproduction) is such an obvious part of how evolutionary biology works, yet the oppression of it continues to exist. i believe the societal part ("having sex is good, but how it impacts society is also important in the grand scheme of things") is also important, though.

>> No.56768091
File: 770 KB, 720x1280, miko16.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768091

I'm going to bed. I love each and every one of you, and so does God. Invest in Olli And relax

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=CFDi8vcqhUpmP5Xw

>> No.56768104

>>56768078
idk. JP has had some videos where he has interacted with muslims but it's hard to say one way or the other. i think generally the issue is that if you can't find a way to integrate them, they'll blow you up. so it behooves you to find a way to integrate them.

>> No.56768105
File: 131 KB, 2500x1800, Marinalay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768105

Annihilate all jews, niggers, spics, mudslimes, poo in loos, chinks, and niggers again.

How goes it, you fucking heebs?

>> No.56768116

>>56768091
i invest in companies people actually know the name of, but thanks.

>> No.56768119

>>56768050
>fulfilling the role of patriarch in his family
kek I brought this up in the other thread and he got mad at me.

look we may want to help him, but my approach is obviously gonna be different from yours. Islam is a framework that contains a bunch of things that would address the mult-faceted shit he is dealing with. You asked why I didn't give him specific advice, well I did try but my take on it is that he's old enough to be able to take action on his own but his framework for life is kinda fucked up.
the things you rightly bring up, like patriarchy and feminism and addiction, are all things that Islam does already cover. so to me, it feels like an all-in-one pill that he can just take and it can start helping him in a practical sense and in a very visible way, *if* he wants to implement it. like I have said, it's a religion of action.
the changes in perspective can come but that's the problem right now, I think. he doesn't have a great variety of perspectives to choose from. I'm offering him one that he can attempt.
>If him and his father just do the quit drinking part and set up boundaries with the women in the family things would turn around on a dime.
this is remedial/temporary at best. I agree on one thing, his perspective needs to change.

>> No.56768122

>>56768080
agree

>> No.56768127
File: 589 KB, 1210x1000, 1651119797061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768127

Attention /smg/ posters! I just wanted to share with you all that I plan to make an announcement regarding the forthcoming rally in the next thread!

>> No.56768134

>>56768127
sorry but this is the last /smg/

>> No.56768135

>>56768016
Australia thanksgiving

>> No.56768145

>>56768119
Ok that's fine in my book, I don't care to argue semantics here

>> No.56768155

>>56768105
Is this bun cun? If so, glad to see you’re still around.

>> No.56768162

>>56768119
While I would agree that taking some positive action and finding faith would be a net gain for anyone I prefer giving them the option to choose for themselves what that faith should be. If I hadn't been allowed to be non-religious I never would've willingly accepted it. I'd wager making that choice for somebody and thrusting your own faith upon them is what's actually getting pushback, but in saying that there's worse things than being assertive and trying to guide the lost.

As-salamu alaikum

>> No.56768174

>>56768127
This has been a wasted year for me investing wise. I could use a good rally.

>> No.56768177

what are ya'lls opinion on the israeli-hamas conflict currently going on? seems like a lot of Palestinian supporters in the thread today.

>> No.56768183

brehs bobos were right about nvidia. even though they had great earnings..

>> No.56768191

>>56768177
I could really care less. Been more interested in the Dublin sperg out. Can’t figure out how to make money on either though. Suggestions welcomed.

>> No.56768195

>>56768183
It's pretty common for stocks to dump after good earnings. Markets are forward looking

>> No.56768197

>>56768177
Israel might be the US' worst pet project.

>> No.56768200

>>56768193
new thread
>>56768197
it is

>> No.56768208

>>56768162
>I prefer giving them the option to choose for themselves what that faith should be
bro have you even been reading what I've been saying? of course not.
Walaikum-salaam.
>>56768177
I hate kikes and want to see their rat nest get torched.

>> No.56768253

>>56768197
>>56768208
see? JP is against collectivists. right, left, doesn't matter. you guys are collectivists, just "wypepo" collectivsts. same as the commies. proving the point.

>>56768191
tell me more about this "Dublin sperg out".

>> No.56768473
File: 261 KB, 1024x1024, 1676408560614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56768473

>>56768127
I can wait

>> No.56768483

>>56768057
there is no sexual repression in islam

>> No.56769003
File: 1.01 MB, 1024x1024, image_2023-11-24_205404672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56769003

As we approach $200 next week, I just want to give a shoutout to those that trusted me around $160. Hopefully we can get to $300 by Christmas.

>> No.56769135
File: 337 KB, 676x901, 1657841262301.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56769135

>futures
I think I ate too many leftovers