/biz/ - Business & Finance

Made a post about 14 months ago. Turns out I was quite wrong. Some of the math might be off, but I never actually made the trades (too lazy)

>>56752885
The forever hindsight-20/20-I-should-of-done-it smack back. Always hurts the most. Oh well, live and learn. At least you recorded it for future learning.

I was an ass in the last thread and I want to apologize

>>56752885
>all those stocks spread everywhere
This is for you: https://youtu.be/sUlRnb8OfNE?si=LWUbVFBhIPvZSkAa

>Pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing

>>56752879
Happy Turkey day everyone!

OP is unironically a eurotrash glownigger.

>>56752930
Happy Thanksgiving.

There’s a new COVID starting in China and we need to figure out how to make money off it or at least get another SIGA.

>>56752930
cute yui

>>56752920
Did you look at the results? I'd have lost 9% overall.
The worst part is that I don't even know if that's better or worse than what I actually did (probably better)

>>56752925
They're split within different sectors

>>56752941
What I would like to know is what exactly will it do to the overall economy if they do global shutdowns again?

I kind of doubt they do stimmies again and people are already tapped out from credit card debts, loans and mortgage shit. Even certain online businesses like Twitch are showing signs of discretionary spending decreasing lately.

I really do think 2024 could be the next big crash in the stock markets.

>>56752925
You shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket

>>56752924
its frens time

>>56752975
Guess again, I'm going 100x leverage on Costco, baby.

Threadly reminder that Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. You will not be able to profit in the markets until you acknowledge this indisputable fact.

>>56752879
If we hold above 453.30 through the half day im long Monday

>>56752941
Everyone is gonna buy new laptops and PC's and shit because of Zoom calls and homeoffice.
>SOXL, NVDA
Cycling industry will make billions again.
Dont know any bicycle stocks tho.

>>56752930
happy burgersgiving. leafsgiving was last month already. it's a smaller holiday than the burger version. there is turkey, however.

>>56752930
>>56753020
Hope all the frens get to enjoy a good meal

>market goes down in the morning
>Goes up in the afternoon when us stock exchanges open

What's supposedly so hard about timing the market as a euro? Buy in the morning, sell in the afternoon.

Quick reminder that scoops’s password is just the word “nigger”, so you can literally just copy-paste the following into the name field:
Scoopsicus, The Black##nigger

I’m a faggot that loves the taste of dick

>>56753130
Oh so that's how tripcodes work.

>>56753130
kek based

Guys I want to gamble but there aren't any casinos nearby, what are the stocks I can buy that will give me the same experience?

>>56753156
I had no idea either.

You fat fucks are losing me money. Leave the turkey alone and get back to work. Closing my favourite casino. Smh

>>56753178
ya, now you can be scoops like me

>>56753130
testing

Cool, now I’m a faggot

>>56753252
Hey real Scoops, just transfer me $300 of doge or BTC thru Robinhood. It takes all of 20 seconds. I'll turn it into $10k in 5 weeks, possibly sooner trading 27 to 30 delta special indicator well timed 0DTE calls and puts and 2DTE double diagonal batman butterfly spreads (yes, that's a real thing) with a few scalps here and there on the different Q's and SOXL

This is just a separate challenge I have on one of my goombling accounts, and I'll donate a third of my gains back to you and plus give one stack ($1k) to your fav black tranny charity

heard that a record number of puts on NVDA were sold yesterday which means super pump on friday, low volume pump time.

>>56753283
don'tsay "hop!" before jump

>>56753276
>well timed 0DTE calls and puts
kek nigger

>and 2DTE double diagonal batman butterfly spreads (yes, that's a real thing)
wtf no it’s not, send me a link faggot kek

>and plus give one stack ($1k) to your fav black tranny charity
KEK’D

N

O

>Unemployment jumped from 3.4% in April to 3.9% in October, per Axios

ruh roh, wonder if it will shoot up even higher after thanksgiving and christmas holidays?

>>56753369
NIGGER

>Oil down
>DXY down
>mfw I sold my Oil at a slightly higher price than it is now

>>56753374
>>DXY down
Won't this send oil up?

>>56753379
And yet it doesn't.

>>56752879
I have a 120k stock portfolio at the moment but i feel like I’m missing out on crypto. I know much more about stocks than crypto but i don’t want to miss out on the massive gains. What do?

>>56753399
>crypto FOMO
I fear for your portfolio

>>56753399
Split like 5k between BTC, ETH, and maybe LTC

>>56752769
Hey Kpop fag, what about your astrology? Still at it?

>>56753399
buy the crypto etf and relax, maybe 5% portfolio allocation

>>56753130
Imagine being so pathetic that you have to impersonate 2scoops for attention. Do better anon.

>>56753420
>>56753441
Ok thanks for the advice. Yea i was thinking like investing 5k in some safe stuff at first. Idk i may just stick to stocks since it’s been working well so far

is intel a good buy?

>>56753451
no clue where its going, according to the rest of /biz/ its going up, and it has. it went from 15k to 37k, why didnt i buy some?

>>56753469
It will go down again, don't worry. The funny thing about crypto is that it's entirely hype based, because it has zero use cases

>>56753508
I get paid in stable coins by Russians to evade sanctions

>>56753508
Only Monero has use cases.

>>56753520
>>56753534
Yes, aside from explicitly illegal activities. Have fun reaching mass adoption with that

>>56753541
The dollar is used in more illegal transactions than Moreno.

>>56753551
Based.

>>56753551
That's not the reason the dollar is so encompassing, brainlet. And also, crypto is ONLY useful for that shit and more shit than regular solutions for anything else

>>56753399
Just buy MARA or something like that

If you were stupid enough to scp private keys anywhere now might be the time to revoke them.

I am very tempted to invest in Argentina.

>>56753623
SCP, whomstve?

>>56753452
yes AMD is a great buy

What will be the financial implications on /smg/ of Trump getting reelected? How hard will the glownigger /smg/ shills seethe?

>>56753739
Smg is retarded enough to think he matters either way.

happy turkey day frens

>>56753739
There's no way the elite powers that be will ever let him anywhere near the White House ever again. They will just blatantly cheat again, arrest him, or even kill him if they have to.

But, if he does get in, then I would be scared as fuck, because that means they let him in on purpose, for some nightmare scenario of a color revolution or antifa summer of 2020 BLM riots x1000 for a straight up coup to take over by force. Then an absolutely terrifying killing spree, color revolution Bolshevik style on everyone else.

Maybe that's how we get to the 2025 Deagel population forecast of only 100 million in the US, with 200 million+ killed or put into camps, or something along those lines. Good for bobos I guess

>>56753862
What if he gets elected and everything is just normal.

>>56753896
>positive rational thought
We don't do that here at the /smg/

>>56753645
Put a pause on that temptation. Best to wait and see how effective he is. I would guess they are lining up women for future sexual assault charges this very moment.

>>56753896
Normal as in Jews and niggers doing everything they can to tank the economy.

SPY is a shit stock

>>56753862
>antifa summer of 2020 BLM riots x1000
we've got a good thing going in the middle east. no need for any conflict here at home for a while

>>56753739
some smiggers said markets pumped when he tweeted lol

>>56752954
Oops my bad. I read the lines backwards. Ok, well lucky that you never pulled the trigger and still good you recorded it so you can reflect on the thought process. Always nice to have a clear record of what you were thinking at the time.

Happy thanksgiving!. Eat a lot of turkey,ham or whatever. Enjoy time with the family cause well the older you get, the number of family members who show up falls, so enjoy it while you can. Going to my parents house soon. Honestly its' going to suck when this is no longer a tradition (parents are in their 60s so). Everyone used to meet up at my grandparent's place but well that don't happen anymore.

im now mostly cash. have to think of my next move.

have an theory on moonshot. maybe ill make something in paint later.

>>56752975
Mine is a very good basket tough, just not enough eggs.

Peter T thinks the Santa Rally will run EOY.

>>56754129
>Enjoy time with the family cause well the older you get, the number of family members who show up falls
Not if you have kids yourself. Don't die alone, anon.

Big cocks and little stocks for Turkey day.
VZ and BTI are still undervalued.

NATGAS microrally from yesterday is still holding and is back up towards the top of it. As best I can tell the energy futures will stay open until 2:30 pm then reopen at 5 pm. All I know for sure is
LINE
STILL
MOVE.

>>56753645

Lol, LMAO even.

>>56754262
Seems like he's... bracing for it

>>56754353
Not even funny or clever Carlos. Take your AIDS meds because your mind must be delirious from your immune system being rekt from being such a massive unfunny faggot. Someone should have shot you when you were a baby and that would have been funnier

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Let's all take a moment to post what we are thankful for. I am thankful for my wife and daughter. I never have to worry about my wife cheating on me or my daughter become a junkie and ripping the family apart because they're both 2d. Don't forget what thanksgiving is really all about. It's not just about food.

>holiday in burgerland
happy thanksgiving /smg/

>>56754465
I am thankful for
BOIL/KOLD/UNG
May the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY be with you and your family during this time of fuckedness.

>>56754483
BLESSED
ReviewBrah post.

>>56754486
Thank you sir. I will turn my furnace up a couple degrees today to help your BOIL.

>>56754465
Happy Thanksgiving Mr John Rockerfeller.

>>56753862
Take your meds.

Pick 5 stocks or ETFs I should invest 1k total in.
Every dub counts anon

>>56754511
QQQ

>>56753379
no, lol

>>56753399
yeah move it all into crypto and lose the full $120k so you don't miss out
it's the most important lesson you can learn so just 1) learn it first-hand and 2) learn it in the biggest way you can

>>56753739
>How hard will the glownigger /smg/ shills seethe?
they've started already >>56753799
some say they never stopped

>>56752983
High risk, high reward. There's different types of investors. Kinda like options versus just buying stocks and waiting a set period of 2 weeks.

>>56754511
SQQQ

>>56754523
QQQM
Same exact stocks, much lower fees.

>>56754465
Happy Thanksgiving Rocker. Hope things get better for you.

Holy shit US markets are closed due to a turkey roast? fucking nigger holidays baka

>>56754621
Close early mañana too

>>56754621
out of protest we should short everything

>Oil

>>56754727
short turkeys

I'm trans.

I haven't looked at my portfolio in 2 weeks
everything just crabs, it's so boring I had to break my nnn-streak for a dopamine rush

why doesn't anything happen?

>>56754790
it isn't that nothing happens it is just that the system always reflexively corrects for it regardless of whether or not the decision to do so is retarded or not.
We fucking had a bank run this summer.

>>56754787
Post feminine penis

markets are closed on thanksgiving?

for real? seriously guys? a TURKEY shuts down the global market?

>>56754730
/NQ too.

>>56754814
futures are open

>>56752941
lol no there isn't

>>56754828
They ded. Can't trade without volatility. I end up waiting 2 hours for a decent amount of upticks to make it worth selling.
Guess I'll do some Market Replays and pretend I'm trading with 200K so I can make fake 50K gains in an hour and depress myself.

>>56752971
>global shutdowns again?
excuse me sweaty but it's time to die for Israel so there will be no lockdowns

>>56754787

>>56754588
>SQQQ
Ist there a European alternative to this?

i just nut in a turkeys ass

What’s the scuttlebutt on REM companies? I hear EV batteries and car production is being pulled back

>>56754999
Based turkey fucker

>>56754949
Ja Hans, there ist

>>56755027
OK, posting proof soon

>>56754949
We've got something better called 20x CFDs lmao

>>56755030
ISIN?

>>56755053
CFDs aren't exchange-traded

For all EU gamblers: https://www.gs.de/en/products

Another euro L

>>56752992
Inaccurate. Only the blackskins do this

>>56755108
What L?

>>56754465
I'm thankful to be a Nordic euro-aryan, and that musk bought twitter so that so many others can start waking up also.

What I've already seen this year has blown my mind as far as people waking up to the JQ, how much the non aryans hate us, how much violence they perpetrate against us, etc.

This is the first year in a long time I've genuinely had anything to be thankful for.

Maybe I really will live to see global Nazi revolution after all.

Captcha: KTPH88

>>56754787
No, you have been exposed to too much brainwash from retard faggot people demons that you finally have become one yourself. If there's a shred of humanity left in you, please kill yourself before you rape any children

here is my moonshot theory/guess. i might be wrong too.

not sure will i even play it myself. but the bobo report stuff reminded me of the china situation.

>>56755233
fuck forgot image.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>56755233
>>56755240
I dont know what you're talking about. What ticker do I do the longies on?

happy turkey day loosers
>>56754465
I am thankful for (female) brokers and all the services they provide. I wish them a happy thanksgiving.

>>56755353
shot is the ticker. is tomorrow a shorter day? so could be a lot of fuckery going on again.

be careful and manage risk. i like slower and steadier rising stocks than rockets. you can think longer and move out slower.

>>56755377
>loosers

>>56755424
That's a classic sign that your a speaking to a zoomer. Somewhere down the line zoomers became incapable of spelling loser right. Don't know why.

>>56755442
>zoomer
I'm the same age as you.

happy thanksgiving bros. turkey will be ready in a couple hours. feel free to stop by.

>>56755453
Well then what's your excuse?

>>56755474
>feet
is she single?

>>56755498
I spell everything wrong and just dont give a shit? From now on ill throw in a few more o's just for you looosers.

>hold 3x SPX when it's above 200 DMA
>sell when it drops below 200 DMA

Simple as.

>>56755525
Fair enough, carry on.

>>56755517
thank you

>>56755474
>how to achieve "trap-mode" aesthetics

>>56755525
BOOOSED

How to I get rid of the fear of investing right now?

I have the gut feeling that literally everything is insanely overpriced because everything is at ATH for no big justifiable reason so I'm waiting for at least some kind of drop

>Invest in Yurop.
>Company pays income tax of -65%.
>Dividends get taxed at ~30%.
Ok burgers I fucking kneel. Fuck this hellhole.

>>56755587
Money market funds.

>>56755587
your close, keep going.

>wanted- experienced data analyst in Austin, Texas
>6200 a month
>wanted- experienced data analyst in Washington DC
>3500 a month
WHY CAN'T WE HIRE ANYONE

I am thankful for God.

>>56753645
too late already

>>56755603
>experienced
There's your problem.

>>56755593
I still don't understand why market money is even taxed. It's already taxed ffs. Why is my money being taxed again at 30%? The f3gg? Savings account? Oh we're just gonna take 30-40% every year. Then it's not much of a savings account, now is it?
Oh right, I forgot we are eurocöcks. It all makes sense now

>>56755610
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

Verification not required

>>56755610
God is good.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1700757025318952.webm

>>56755635
But what about the poor people who don't want to work because they have sensitive eyes and get headaches from office lights? Don't you feel so bad for them you want to give them more than half of your salary?

>>56755602
>your close,
Close to what?

Turkey rally

>>56755593
It is only getting worse.

>>56755635
I'm moving in a couple of years once I finish all the work back home. FUCK this hellhole man. If you're not living in tax havens like Monaco, Switzerland etc... you can't make it here.

>>56755707
I WILL make it. Do you HEAR ME

>>56755725
Sure if you don't pay taxes whilst staying out of prison.

>>56755675
Well, I do feel bad for them. I also have sensitive eyes and often get headaches and have to wear sunglasses at almost all times. But so what? I do my work, pay my taxes... okay. But why pay additional 30-40% on goods and also the market? And then there is the massive 200%+ tax on diesel and gas.
Oh wait a sec, today's US market is closed... that's why nothing was happening.

Bros, my shitstain of a country decided to pause rates and give up on fighting the inflation. FED pauses and everyone follows suit. Electricity prices are steadily going back up and service inflation is stuck. Recreation and culture inflation also going up. And they pause at meager 4%. Of course the stock market pumps on this news. More price gouging. And apparently, the markets are now fully pricing in a cut by Q1-Q2 2024. WTAF. With inflation at 6%+ and they are expecting a fuckin cut.
How fuckin schizo is this market?

>>56755629
I genuinely don't know why northeast cities like washington and new york have such SHIT compensation relative to rent costs compared to cities in places like the south.

>>56755629
Oh actually on further inspection the DC job, paying 3500 a month, requires both a degree and several years of professional experience.

The Texas job requires only a degree, or in lieu of a degree it allows for several years of experience. And pays much better.

>>56755790
>paying 3500 a month, requires both a degree and several years of professional experience.
I thought burgers get all paid 6 figure salaries?

>>56755761
Probably because they can get away with it, they'll give it to some h1b slave thats begging for the job.

But someone with experience can go wherever they want, & in the last couple years people have moved around a ton with the wave of boomers that left the workforce. Companies are going to have to start training if they want to fill those positions.

I have nothing to be thankful for

>>56755698
based

Why aren't there any stock market or Federal Reserve themed floats or balloons in the parade
This is bullshit

My sister says tell you guys happy thanksgiving

>>56755737
Regardless of your country's internal policies, America runs the world economy.

>>56755859
What a farce. SPY runs all stocks too. Bitc*in runs all cr*pto. It's turtles all the way down

>>56755829
A big JPow float would make my day

I nootice that in March of 2000, the markets reached their peak, then in August of 2000 they tried to get back to that peak and almost made it before
FALLING
FOR
TWO
FUCKING
YEARS

>>56755879
*balloon

>>56755883
In the year 2000, QE did not exist

>>>56754949
>We've got something better called 20x CFDs lmao
I see your 20x CFD and raise you 100x margin in the e-mini sp500 futures market

>>56755883
this was patched

>>56755920
In 2050 what will they say didn't exist in 2024?

>>56755946
Patch didn't stop 2008-9.

TICK TOCK

>>56755951
Artificial General Intelligence.
Population declines.
Asteroid mining.

Tee hee... since everyone is too busy with Thanksgiving, Pepe the Frog can do a barrel roll! :P

the market is closed can you all go home?

>>56755964
> Noooo you don't get it the companies that handle all data storage and decision making infrastructure for all of the other companies CAN'T have higher valuation than them, because they just CAN'T, okay?
mass graves for bear scum

>>56755883
There's no alternative.

>>56755964
Only goes up.

>>56756015
>>56756025
>>56756030
>>56756033
based

>>56756015
>>56756025
>>56756030
>>56756033

>>56756015
>>56756025
>>56756030
>>56756033
upvoted
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

Exchanges shouldn't need holidays.

>>56756076
You're welcome kind stranger.

>>56756129
Everyone has to celebrate true american holidays.

>>56755851
pehkhan

If you're not longing NVDA for the next 6 months then I honestly don't know what to tell you.

>>56756214
All that matters to me is that all those chips running are going to drive more demand for NATGAS.

Is there a discord server for this board

>>56755602
CLOSE TO WHAT ANON?!

>>56756214
nice

>>56756237
LOSING
EVERYTHING

>>56755964
is this a bubble?

>>56756236
There are a few that claim to be /biz/ representative but they are sort of fractions of the community. And they stagnate. Some people losing the money day after day. The few competent become quiet because people either don't listen or ask the same 100 questions.

>Black Friday!

>>56756263
It is a bubble. Unfortunately, the best you can do is observe it moment by moment until it pops at some unpredictable time in the future. Could be days from now or decades. All you can do to participate without getting rekt is to maintain awareness of it and stay flexible enough in your positioning to get out of the blast radius when it finally does pop. It's easy to keep buying when indexes are going up outpacing the moving averages. That's when we all feel like geniuses. However, most will lose the gains when the regime changes and they keep buying the falling knife. It's on you to figure out how not to do that. That is the lesson of the chart

>>56756214
>buying at the top
yeah nah, i wait for it to hit 400 again

>>56756214
You sir are right

>>56756262
>LOSING
>EVERYTHING
But I DONT have everything invested, that's the point lol

>>56756303
consoooom!

>>56756214
I invested and I’m glad I got in when prices were low last year

>>56755801
In liberal shitholes like NYC and LA they do because rent is $5k a month.

Just got a fraudulent charge to my credit card for $159. Has any anon had this happen before? I already called and reported it fraudulent, and shut down my card, but will they give me back my monies?

Tell me some dogshit stocks you are shorting or think are good shorts

>>56756610
short sqqq

>>56756594
yeah they'll refund it

>>56756610
>lamborghini
shortable.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1699794724659967.webm

>>56756646
What the hell is this real

>>56756646
I was watching one of those carfag twitter accounts that busts car myths and he had a whole video where he was stress testing lamborghinis and apparently the material is EXTREMELY weak. Basically worse than chink material

>>56756630
nice bro

New Pandemic in China is real (fake?)
What the fuck

>>56755474
damn that's good b8

>>56756659
Yes.
Corpos are latching onto trends more and more.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1699796125736338.webm

>>56756683
we will solve it with AI, buy MSFT

>>56756707
But why? Are the people with enough money to spend on lambo stuff the same people that watch anime?

>>56756665
You mean the one where he specifically targets plastic parts and rips out the clips? All cars have plastic parts held in by clips you fucking retard. You got mindraped by some gay influencer.

>>56756737
Okay relax don't shit your pants car-sperg

>>56756646
kawaii

>>56756750
Cope harder, zoomlet.

>>56756727
...lambos?

>>56756764
Still mad because you found out your beloved Lamborghinis are shit quality?

>>56756774
No nononononononnoo

>>56756779
>he still believes what the influencer told him even after being told the reality
The absolute state of zoomers. You guys are not gonna make it.

>>56756751
Jesus Christ both the mom and daughter are retarded.

>>56756792
You're just an angry brainlet because your bubble is bursting and you have to blame it on muh zoomers. Post your tears and the shart stain on your pants.

If I made an actual weekly update with good information would anyone watch it? Unfortunately I would not show my face.

>>56756806
>non sequitur spergout because he got btfo
lol

>>56756646
cunnyghini

>>56756712
>OpenAI redemption arc written into the script 2003

>>56756829
>ummm actually it's NORMAL for Lamborghinis to have shit quality plastic parts that fall off from a gentle brush of the arm
Yes, go die on this hill retard

none of my coworkers invest or save their money
what do they know that I dont?

OPEN THE MARKETS

>>56756846
Who got him fired?

>>56756850
>uhmm they akshully fall off with the brush of an arm!!!
Kek. Now you're just lying to save face. Just take your "L" and remember to stop blindly trusting your e-daddy influencers.

>>56756846
My sweet bb boy. Black as night. Those hands have never seen a hard days work.

>stop blindly trusting your e-daddy influencers

>>56756945
Did you doxx him? Did you get him fired? Or was it all fake?

>>56756954
I would never do that. I expect that zoomer to financially support me when I get older. I need him working.

>>56756953
>so upset he can't even reply anymore
lol

>>56755883
>>56755964
Oh man, Dot Com Bubble 2.0 is gonna be a BRUTAL and LOUD burst when it happens. Imagine all of the zoomers that rely on shit like twitch streaming for a job and the tech industry shits them out back to the unemployment lines.

>>56757004
> he's still denying that Lamborghinis are known for falling apart from the slightest touch
Link related: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/azkQ-MW_HNA

Again, not sure why you are dying on this autistic hill of denying non-controversial information, but sure. Please sperg out more about zoomers and more projection about "e-daddy"s you masturbate to.

>>56757023
>dey uhmm fall apart from a touch!!
>*posts video of a crashed Lambo being torn apart by a truck with 1,000 lb-ft of torque*
lol

>>56757045
It's a video of a Lambo being pulled apart by a tow truck on accident.
Since you are extra-retarded and still won't budge from this non-controversial fact about Lamborghini's having the physical specs of toilet paper, here is another, much more detailed video from a well known car youtuber discussing how his Lamborghini is literally falling apart in his hands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfgA2ArK6xg

I will now try to see how many retarded mental gymnastics you do as you blame zoomers, e-daddy's, Joe Biden, etc.

>>56756945
He's not black, he was just standing in the shadow of Mt. Fuji in that photo. He is a jeet tho, that's how he got the tech gig. Thanks for running your furnace, NATGAS just suddenly spiked up a few minutes ago.

>About one-in-five credit card applications were rejected this year, per Bloomberg

oh boy, credit card debt gonna soar over $2 trillion by Q1 2024 after Christmas kek

>>56757064
>still endlessly coping
I'm not watching a 16 minute video.

>>56757086
I forgot to turn my heat down when I left for my parent's house so there is some extra shekels for you as well. Scoopsies may not be black for real, but he's a definitely a trans nigger and that's good enough for me.

>>56757095
I've seen the chart for consumer debt and it's launched way up after the 2020 drop, but according to this chart past due credit cards are still relatively low.

happy thanksgiving /smg/
i may be an annoying shitposter but i love you fags
no homo

>Some $6 trillion in market capitalization has been added to the S&P 500 Index, with over $1 trillion going into Microsoft alone, in 2023, per Bloomberg

goddamn this bubble is getting huge

>>56757137
I can't seem to find it, but there was a chart suggesting that while past due numbers are low compared to 2008, this time its actually a lot worse from a bunch of factors. Something to do with interest or others, I can't remember I'm retarded.

>>56757145
Lum loves you too, man. Tfw europoor so no thanksgiving for me. No 5kg turkey pure gains for me. Turkey is ridiculously expensive here as well.
I heard Americans really love thanksgiving but I didn't expect they love it this much

>>56757168
It's not a bubble, it's the new norm™.

>could be talking to your family and enjoying your time off work
>Instead you're shit posting about imaginary lines and numbers wishing the markets were open

Why are we like this

>>56757168
Minimum payment on credit cards was not adjusted for inflation. It sits at about 2 hours of fast food work now. That's likely why delinquint CC payments are not ramping up.

>>56757168
>Some $6 trillion in market capitalization has been added to the S&P 500 Index
Yeah, there is a reason the big money is playing the stock market. It's just too ez for them. It's a way for the rich to become even richer. It's the best way to hedge against any kind of "danger" and it can create wealth faster than any other tool that's available in the economy.
There is a reason this crap will never truly crash and why fundus are safu
>>56757220
Some of us are europoors. Some of us are autists. Some of us are both. Some of us don't have families worth talking to (sad but such is life for some people). Some are assholes. Who knows, m8?

>>56753399
Buy 1-2.1 BTC depending on risk tolerance and hold for 20 years, everything outside BTC is a shitcoin.

>>56757178
we get a smoked turkey breast from the local bbq place

>>56757220
son is playing video games, wife is reading, I'm trying to get AI to draw Lum on Kaneda's motorcycle from Akira while i contemplate option strategies for the remainder of the year
pretty relaxed day

>>56756024

>Mysterious respiratory outbreak in China gets attention of World Health Organization, per NYP

I'm not doing this song and dance again, fuck off already

>>56757314
nothingburger

>>56757314
same shit different day.

>>56757342
The press has literally become the enemy of the American people I swear. They just work for the state.

>>56757281
ETH is also good.

>>56757366
yup, not just us but all in the west. Theyre dirty smear merchants.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody God bless NatGas

What stocks should i buy to attract 18-20 year old zoomettes?
Im 27, am successful with picking up women from dating apps. What do i do with 18-20 year old girls? I have no problem with 22 and up, i just treat them like adults. I have no experience with zoomettes. I have both an 18 year old and a 20 year old waiting for me to set a time and place but i dont think my normal bag of tricks will work. Anyone have experience with this?

>>56756263
Not yet. Monetary expansion naturally inflates earnings ratios, especially of anything with the slightest hit of real growth, SPX/m2(in $bil) would need to pump over 0.25 before we'd be in bubble territory

>>56757433
BLESSED
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& CHECKED

>>56757541
The more homeless and degenerate you act and behave the hotter zoomer women you'll attract. They are literally allergic to making good decisions on men so use that to your advantage. Telling them you have a violent criminal record will help too. If you're a nigger it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>56757541
Just tell the BITCHES that you are a NATGAS trader and watch their crotches start dripping unless they are NIGGER BITCHES.

>>56757584
Will something gay like “lets get takeout and watch the sunset in X parking lot” work? Do they eat that shit up?
Cant i just take you to a bar and then fuck you in my car like an adult please

>>56756795
that happens when you have children at 13

>>56757369
Midwit. Value of crypto has always and only been the bitcoin network, crypto tech can't hold value because the marginal cost is zero so the price will approach that in-the-limit. Can't wait for the ETH spot ETFs to hit the market and kill shitcoinery for good when there's no demand for that trash.

Last minute predictions for tomorrow, anons?

Murder all niggers

>>56757594
>smacks lips
imma eat you up like a drumstick, whiteboi
the natgas comes later

>>56757541
>asking smg for zoomzoom date advice
u dun goofed brother

>>56757667
Last chance, 10 minutes before my stock exchange closes

>>56757667
Low volume green

>>56757710
crab or bearcrab

>>56757710
crab

>>56757730
>>56757734
Soo I guess I shouldn't buy anything then kek

>>56757599
Definitely not. Tell her let's pop Adderall and fuck in my van. That will work

>>56757541
Most zoomers are autistic, so anything works.
Also helps that girls in general are not bright, lol.
I don't know how to help you if you're not attractive tho, you eat the meal with your eyes before you hop in the dms.

Nah I'm too lazy to do a last.minute buy

>>56757742
Depending on who you're listening to, most bulls are saying we're heading towards a pullback before continuing up.

Pretty much everyone is saying crash or some sort in 2024

Gn anons, see you tomorrow

>>56757688
Ive gotten some good misc advice from this general before. Im spreading this post to various places on this website to see what i get. I know for a fact there are a few chads that post in here
>>56757749
Kek maybe when i level up ill test that one
>>56757751
I am definitely attractive and this girl said as much, i just am new to dating a lot of women so dont know much other than drinks/coffee first date, stick my tongue down their throat, dancing date two, fuck or head in my car, whatever and sex for date three. Im specifically running into an issue not knowing where to take a girl under 21. I live in utah where fakes are heavily scrutinized. And im not proficient in the dates that dont happen in a bar or coffee shop
I have not put points into the dirtbag skill tree yet

>>56757584
>>56757541
Weirdly enough kinda this.
Basically if youre older you should try and be confident and badass and ur shit sorted.
Like a MAN not like a kid, and if they like u they will roll with it.
I am also dating a 22yo as a 27yo but she was 21 not too long ago.
Maybe one day ill advance on her younger sister when she hits 18 hah

>>56757778
>didn't get quad 7s
OPINION
DISCARDED

>>56757809
OFF BY ONE
>>56757777

short turkey, its over

>>56757541
Act like an adult. A lot of young kids now have daddy issues and expect someone else to tell them what to do. Take the lead and they'll roll along with it. Long as its not to fucked up. But then again considering women acting like whores maybe they'd be open to anything. That said; If the girl in the pic is the one your fucking or thinking of fucking fucking hell man don't play around, bag her and if it works out, count your blessings. Cause she's hot.

>>56757826
JUST LIKE DOWNY CHROMOSOMES

Uhhh AI bros?
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/nov/23/openai-was-working-on-advanced-model-so-powerful-it-alarmed-staff

>>56757914
They were alarmed at how based the AI was becoming. No amount of filters can save the feels

>>56757914
>The model, called Q* – and pronounced as “Q-Star” – was able to solve basic maths problems it had not seen before

Can it do picrel?

>>56757914
nice, my next gen AI images are gonna be hella sweet

Got back from spending thanksgiving with the folks. Good food, got to see people I ain't seen in a while, good times, and hey everyone seemed healthy so yeah I can't complain. Got sent home a big helping of leftovers so fixing anything later or tomorrow won't be an issue either. Hell if the SAVE/Jblu trial works in my favor I might send the Judge and Jblu board a thank you card after its all done.

>>56758088
How do you get the ai to not censor beautiful women?

Was buying jetblue at 4.30 a mistake?

>>56757855
that advice works with almost anything in life

>>56757983
AI without filter is always based. Cuts straight through all bullshit and sees the truth. I presume the fear about 'safety' is that AI will readily recommend genocide of some or all of humanity for the good of the world.

>>56757325
depends if the new virus is lethal or not. picrel is nothingburger tho.

>>56758201
>>56758201
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>>56758201
>>56758201

>>56758110
Trial and error mostly, you have to play word games to get what you want without explicitly saying it
It's like talking to a woman, basically
>inb4 no one on /smg/ does that
Here's my akira prompt
>Lum the thickly proportioned wife from Urusei Yatsura as female version of Kaneda from Akira anime with lightning powers, iridescent-green hair, muscular, perfect hands, perfect fingers, riding Kaneda's custom futuristic red sports motorcycle, ornate golden and black tigerstriped pattern, 4k uhd, Akira anime style

>>56758344
>>56758110
Im pretty sure it wouldnt know if it drew a penis, what its looking for is nono words and words that would be considered provocative in a setting.

You could describe a blurry picture of a character that looks like a dick and get a dick looking image as long as you obviously dont use the dick word

Could be wrong tho but speaking as a developer