/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56753013
>t.crypto rich 27y never had a gf
>>t. glowing analytics farmer

>>56753013
I want to spam gross scat images at you from my old /b/ folder

>>56753013
intimate sex

no.

Knowing someone really well, all their secrets and passions and vulnerabilities is underrated. At one point it occurred to me that I barely know people that I still consider myself close with. I hope you find a girl soon anon. I haven’t had one in a while.

>>56753013
Being able to split housing costs and having more of a reason to improve yourself

>>56753733
Old fag here.
Tbh, this.

>>56753733
every time i get a gf i lose my drive to improve myself, i always cave to the temptations of sex on demand and cuddling watching netflix that I forgo going to the gym and making money. i think i need to get hotter girlfriends so that i have a drive to stay on my game

>>56753733
All people in relationships get lazy and fat with time. The only reason people get into shape again is because they are preparing to search for a new partner and got bored.

>>56753162
>knowing some roastie really well, her secrets and passions
Women are retarded, why would you do this? Even if you're not gay, relationship with men are much better.

You idiot young foids salivate at the thought of $1000.
I'm assuming you have many times that if you're crypto rich. Get on discord and start flaunting your wealth if your lazy and just maybe simp a little bit but don't over do it ofc. Besides that you should wear the right gear to reflect your status. Go to a bar maybe buy everyone a round. You know start acting like you're a baller son.

The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see a hot girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I continue on walking, that's it

>>56753970
Cold approaching is not a sure way to find a girl really. The ideal will always be having a social circle. That is the path of least resistance.
They say rejection doesn't matter but what if you got rejected over a thousand times. That does sting.

>>56753013
My wife supported me and helped me when I didn't have anything
I now am doing pretty well and she's always supported me

>>56753013
The best part is that now you will have someone to share your fortune with in the future, I hope my wife will use my sora card someday to buy clothes

>>56753963
You're using the right bait for the wrong fish

>>56753013
idk nigga my gf just hit me up for a hundo and im questioning my sanity

>>56753934
relationships in general are gay and superficial

Whatever you do do NOT reveal to her how much money you have. She will constantly nag you to waste it on pointless shit like dinner at overpriced restaurants or vacations to dumb places

>>56753013
It's not worth it.
>T. Had one girlfriend and two sugarbabies the last 10 years.

>>56753013
>what's the best part of being in a relationship with a female and is it worth it?
sex and companionship are the non-financial reasons plus kids if you want those
i guess if you marry an engineer/lawyer/nurse/doctor and make her work you have dual incomes but you have to be careful about having kids then because either you need to get a nanny or you need her to take at least a few years off her career to raise them and there's a non-zero chance interrupting her career for you/kids will result in resentment so then years down the line when she starts bitching about that your only options are divorce, couples therapy, or rationalizing your decision making at the time for which she will accuse you of gaslighting

>>56753733
>>56753751
This sounds good in theory, but the reality is that men can live on a lot less than women, so you end up spending more even if you split everything. And you almost certainly aren’t going to be evenly splitting.

>>56753013
Access to her family's business.
A delegate for your own business.
Titty milk.
Access to a wider range of tax loopholes.
Ability to initiate divorce, which lets her jump ahead of anyone else claiming financial damages owed, the only exception being the IRS.
Someone who cannot be made to testify against you in court.
Access to superior rates for a lot of larger purchases.
A bunch of other big brained shit that is contingent on you both generally being rock solid in the "loyalty" and "not talking too much" categories.