/biz/ - Business & Finance

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS

>>56746288
The semiteconductor industry must die.

I'm not getting heemed or winning
I could have done something with my day

AQB AQB AQB AQB AQB AQB

7 MIL MCAP ITS GOING TO X100

First for
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thoughts?

>>56746312
>just realized semiconductors are made with silicon, literally sand
bros.. not like this

Shot bros,
Chad CEO puts these publishers in their place. We're about to go x10, hope you bought some more shares during the dip anon

Do MSFT shareholder play vidya on xbox or on PC (Windows OS)?

>>56746335
that pump seems fishy

should i buy this chart

>>56746335
This made me think to check in on UONE.

>>56746369
its reversed 20% of the dump

r8 my oil slurp (the grey triangle)

>>56746354
Clear cup and handle. Small retreat possible tho.
>>56746388
No

>>56746402
Yes, very good. I hope you bought when it went under 3. You would be up bigly

I'll attach the graph this time. r8 my oil slurp (the grey triangle)

I bought $1.5k of SHOT yesterday.

>>56746369
>"They can't believe it works"
Even the people taking this shit don't believe in it. Massive sell signal.KR2HP

>3 years and barely any gains
I've decided to just go dividend route.
i'm just gonna set aside money each month like a boomer.

Hey anons
Did you buy?

>>56746415
>Ustawienia

>>56746414
i got stopped out with some profit. dont wanna rebuy 2spooky

>>56746439
Can't. I lost all my money on SHOT.

I still have a real problem with the money flow. Maxes like the highs of 2021 and also negative divergence as we hit the 52 week high today. Money flow does not stay up at this high level very long. It never does. It is forced to recede via negative divergence which leads to lower index pricing to follow

>>56746448
>his broker doesn't have an Ustawienia button
>he probably also doesn't invest in Wieprzowina - Mar 2024

>>56746369
It's still sounds like a scam, probably a long the lines of something like this:

If the average liver in a person process one drink of alcohol per hour, then in half and hour, it cuts the alcohol by 50%, the same thing SHOT is claiming.

So technically, if you only have one drink, they can claim after drinking SHOT, it reduces it by half, even though it would happen weather you drink shot or not.
TLDR: Their claims are basically kikery not magic

>>56746382
I have no idea why you'd buy an XBOX. Nintendo has a shitload of exclusives and even though PS gets PC ports they take awhile and tend to suck ass.

Why the fuck would you buy xbox

I have 10k at my exposal. Where would you put it?

Euro btw so I can't trade memestocks like shot. Either xetra or gettex

the next black swan is either the american govt becoming outright fascist or an actual pandemic from china - of which both or one of the two may be occurring as the currently futures past

>>56746439
I bought and want to buy more but it's pumping so fast and my money won't settle until monday

>>56746474
You need to spend that money doing anything you can to get an american citizen. This is financial advice.

>>56746469
Yes, I know it bro lol. I'm going to sell before people figure out it doesn't work

>>56746429
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO BORING AND WE ARE BETTER THAN OUR PARENTS

but in all seriousness it's a decent strategy, I would just save a little side money for swing trading and degenerate gambling. We like to have fun around here.

>>56746288
What does her anus feel like?

AI is the biggest meme on the planet, it constantly shits out what could essentially be found using a search engine but "faster", the only problem is you can't trust the results and have to backcheck it anyway making the entire thing pointless.

The ONLY thing it is good for is making the most depraved, disgusting porn possible. Only big corps are huge fucking faggots and refuse to lean into this, instead lobotomizing their bots into further uselessness.

>>56746494
>>56746429
funny enough this is the best time to boomer out into a 60/40 portfolio since pre-2008
yields over 3%

>>56746488
>to get an american citizen.
Like my personal one?

>>56746470
I just like them simple as, I can take it with me and play coop + install emulators if I really want to

>>56746488
Kek why would he want a personal shart?
Hes probably gonna stink up his house and eat everything in the fridge

>>56746525
My Roth is 85% VWENX

>oil
Surely this bounce will last..

>>56746429
ive been losing money 2 years. now ive feel im doing a little better.

>>56746474
get better broker. only leveraged etfs without KID cant be bought

>>56746550
I am just glad to hear that it sounds like the Saudis are still fighting for higher prices and haven't capitulated yet

We still like UUUU here?

>>56746517
Yes, and? One of the keys to trading is to find these memes in time to ride market exuberance to gains.
"It's a bubble" yes, good, hopefully you picked up on the upswing and got out before it popped.

>>56746543
I betrayed bogle and have iShares for my bonds since I think the float index is flawed

>>56746439
bottom-ticked O yesterday at 53 and a quarter.

Alright now that SHOT has safely established itself as a meme give me something actually good to blow my money on

>>56746556
>get better broker. only leveraged etfs without KID cant be bought
Huh?

>>56746517
No its not. It can elevate automation even further.
Easier and cheaper production across all industrys.
Imagine replacing millions of useless eaters.

>>56746615
VTI/VXUS

>>56746601
>Yes, and?
The technology is useless and I'm tired of everyone treating it like it's the next Internet. The dotcom bubble happened because the Internet literally changed the course of human history, the AI bubble happened because... I donno? Some retards generated a picture of Trump with massive tits or something and news media keep spinning that it's going to kill all of humanity somehow

muh crypto doin a lil sumptin

>>56746615
rice, lentils and spices

>>56746653
There is no point in arguing with retards that don't understand the broader implications of AI

>>56746644
>European retail investors looking to gain access to US ETFs will be unable to do so after the deadline for the PRIIPs key investor document (KID) requirements passes on 1 January 2020.

most murrican etfs dont bother having that KID thing done so you cant buy them.

>>56746615
Lean Hogs

Anyone else debating putting money in the bitcoin ETF is the SEC approves BlackRock for launching it?

>>56746615
The next meme stock to shoot up 1400% is also some tucker you've never heard of. All you gotta do is pick the next one out of 7000 plus random tickers and buy a shitload of it at just the right time and you will easily make it.

>>56746672
So why is that a bad thing? Why would I want a meme etf

>>56746653
>imagine replacing millions of useless eaters
Either Jewish hands typed this post, or you think you're NOT one of the useless eaters.

>>56746415
I sold it, I love to have extremely vertical gains (a few percent in a day or less).

>>56746288
Buy COIN under $110 or stay poor forever

>>56746657
>By 2025 or so, it will become clear that the AI's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's.

>>56746485
Damn man, I hate that settling bullshit

>>56746683
Yeah because Blackrock essentially won
>Sam Bankman-fried btfo'd
>the chink that ran binance is about to get btfo'd in similar fashion
>the Lamborghini fag Ben Armstrong or whatever the fuck his name is got btfo'd
Basically all the big crypto fags have been taken out and now Blackrock is going to own the crypto bitches.

>>56746653
Greetings rabbi

I sold my ABR (at a loss) to buy SHOT (and already down)

Thanks guys!

>>56746704
what does the Ustawienia button do?

>>56746697
so you can be a soxl trannie and feel a sense of belonging

> NVDA

BOBOS LIED TO ME , I WANT A REFUND

>>56746717
Being able to actually buy crypto and avoid all the massive bullshit with exchanges and fees will be nice

>>56746683
I swing trade BITO since it came out, I'll only consider it if the PE ratio is higher
Ik owning actual BTC is probably better but I don't want the IRS up my ass over it

>>56746704
also why is John Cena in your portfoilio?

>>56746734
Slurpers will take it back!

>>56746741
>PE ratio is higher
Wtf am I talking about, the I mean the actual fund of the etf

>>56746740
Dude it was so gay in the first place and sketchy as fuck. I can't believe so many crypto retards didn't see right through all that shit.

>>56746470
X Box 360 was a really good console due to halo 3, ODST and Reach but that's it

>>56746704

What are you using to trade?

>>56746740
wow wait until you learn about ETF fees

>>56746767
I MISS THE 360 HALO BROS
TAKE ME BACK TO VALHALA

>>56746761
>FTX was the biggest crypto exchange
>laundered the fuck out of everything and went bankrupt
>Binance is now the biggest crypto exchange
>CEO federally charged with money laundering again and breaking both federal and international law
It's kind of funny how crypto was supposed to be a libertarian dream avoiding government regulations, only the lack of regulation immediately leading to money laundering and criminal activity lol

It's almost like humans are inherently greedy and corruptable

AMD got that retard strength, bay-bee

>>56746767
>>56746807
>no more overnight party with your friends bringing together their xboxes and having a Halo LAN party in high-school
Beautiful times that are now in the past like tears lost in the rain.

>>56746836
Banks do this shit all the time. Its simply a bigger fish eating the smaller one.

>>56746787
Dude all major exchanges have over 1% rate of fees just to pull your money out. Even fucking commodity gold/silver etfs don't charge that much and they have to physically store your assets

>>56746850
Banks are smart enough to pay off the regulators though

>>56746836
Crypto is not fulfilling any of the libertarians dreams of being it's own separate economy. I got into an argument with a cryptofag about this and one of his retorts was that he could use crypto to pay his credit card and I just facepalmed and told him that just proves my point it's becoming more part of the system not fucking less which was what the libertarian dream was about.

Bros... I was walking back from a quick SBUX run to get a latte, and a fucking bald eagle flew right over my head. It was carrying a big branch. The eagles have decided to return to my neighborhood and build a new nest (after the old one fell down).
This is it, the big one, eagles confirm the recovery of the American economy
wagmi
bobos btfo

>>56746865
Banks are the regulators.

god damn that's one efficient market

>>56746865
The regulators (US government and others) are the biggest fish of all. The stuff they do make basic money laundering look laughable and they don't have to keep it a secret. The US is nothing but a business at this point.
So basically, Crypto bros got too cocky. Now banks got to own another asset. Enjoy the paper trading and manipulation forever. Welcome to precious metal hell.

>>56746872
Remember when ethereum changed its mining process to make it more "friendly for the environment"?

Who wants to tell shitcoins that by crippling miners and keeping a stagnant amount of total coins will lead to the same problem the gold standard did

I'm thinking of drawing a SPY waifu. It will be a spider-girl style. Any ideas for colors or other stuff I should include? Step 1 is learning to draw so this will be a months long project, but perfection takes time.

>>56746904
Total crypto assets are barely st $1 trillion globally compared to over $100 trillion for stocks and bonds and $300 trillion for real estate

I dont know what they expected, that government would just blatantly ignore them forever?

I hate the anti-christ so much bros

>>56746921
Just use AI bro

>>56746928
Well what they SHOULD have done is attempt to work together and shield themselves as best they can. Unfortunately its hard to do when (((Sam Bankman))) and co. get involved.

>>56746942
They got greedy, surprise, and centralized everything which made them easy targets for both the government and corruption

>>56746896
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>56746729
Ustawienia = settings

>>56746777
CMC Markets. I'm not even Polish but it forces me to use the language of the country that I live in so I have to learn words like these lmao.

Who in their right mind is fuckin slurping oil? Some big money sure is. Bigger than expected reserves, production is stealthily being increased, everyone wants to produce, OPEC meeting is probably not gonna be good for oil... weird how oil moves in this schizo market. Suddenly 5% down only to get slurped immediately and then another 4% down only to get slurped immediately. This crap is more obviously manipulated than anything I've ever seen. Of course nobody bats an eye.
But if I were to try to "manipulate" the price of some crap stock, I'd be locked up faster than you can say the n word

Whats going on burgers.
Why they trying to blow up Niagara Falls?

>>56746942
Sam Bankman had a plan to take everyone else out despite being in majorly deep shit. He was still backstabbing that binance Chink when he was bailing him out. It's literally the scorpion and the frog story that played out in real time with crypto except it's with a jew as the scorpion and a chink as the frog.

>>56746960
The only reason oil would be down would be if we were heading for recession. I reckon that's not the case so we should see oil prices rebound from here.

Truly a skibidi market

>>56746288
shiver me timbers

>>56746657
>incredibly useful thing
>useless
It lives rent free in your head (picrel).
Verification not required.

car bomb went off on the usa/canada border
get your puts ready

>>56746957
Thanks. I'm thinking about getting into trading and was wondering if you have any tips.
Why trade commodities in particular?

>>56746893
Were the eagles living on a golf course perchance?

I’m investing in HOOD.
>and none of you can stop me
>options risk calculator never got easier

>>56746980
You have to wonder what caused people to give their hard earned cash to the most stereotypical caricatures of goblins I've ever seen

>>56747006
woah dam

>>56747016
No. They're along a river. Nearest golf course is about a mile away

>>56747030
Ah. There were some eagles a town over living in a golf course. I thought they might be the same ones. All we have is turkeys out here. Turkey trot rally is real.

>>56747048
>>56747030
Hello fellow floridians

>>56747011
The advantage with commodities is that you can look at 50 years of price history, adjust for inflation, and see what's historically low. If you buy something at historically low prices you have a limited drawdown risk, meaning it can only go down so much, if it goes down you can wait it out.

Stocks are much trickier because a stock being low doesn't mean it's done going down at all. Stocks can go to $0, but Wheat can't really go much lower than $480, $440 max.

>>56747048
>Turkey trot rally
LET'S FUCKING TROOOOOOOOT

NVDA just pump already

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKETS TOO
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
DON'T LISTEN TO JEWS

>>56747100

>>56747060
Guess that makes sense, makes commodities safe if you know what you are doing.

What are you using to look at their value? Do you have any commodities you recommend. I saw you mention lean hogs further up.

>>56747111
CHECKED
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I'm outta here for the rest of the week. Happy Thanksgiving, /smg/gers, even you yuro /smg/gers who don't celebrate.

>>56747142
>even you yuro /smg/gers who don't celebrate.
We do though the ones of us that know Americans and get invited.

>>56747060
The issue I found with commodities is that prices can be "historically low" for longer than your contract duration. On a very small trade time frame you can get some good flips that way, but to get the real big gains you have to pay attention to the world and strike when there's going to be a reversal catalyst. Shorting ends up being easier because prices can only be so high until even worse things start happening, causing them to go down (see BOIL bhenchods last year).

Have a mad decent T-gibs day everybody. I'm out of here.

>>56747060
i like your strategy anon but be careful with historically low prices - if the price isn't negative that's not necessarily historically low

but as long as you use a super deep stoploss to handle rogue waves you'll be fine so nbd

>>56747121
I use TradingView. What I do is I go in TradingView and do something like HE1!*307.6/CPIAUCSL and it shows me the inflation-adjusted Lean Hogs front month futures, so I can tell if it's historically cheap or not, and right now it is. Could always go down a few dollars, but not so much.

I did the same thing for all the commodities to figure out their cheap ranges and now I look out for those getting cheap.

>>56747166
>Shorting ends up being easier because prices can only be so high
I disagree, commodities can reach highs that are 4x their usual, like Lumber in 2021, it's like there's no limit to how high they can spike. Imagine shorting Lumber at $900 and then it goes up to $1700.

>nvda set to recover yesterday's earnings drop and today's dump at 10am
holy fucking shit bobos you good?

>>56747142
>>56747168
>1 and 2 ptbtid niggers need to tell us they are outta here
WE
DIDN'T
EVEN
KNOW
YOU
WERE
FUCKING
HERE
TO
BEGIN
WITH

>>56746288
would

>>56746288
>all the king's horses and all the king's men...

>>56747218
>green day
>earnings beat
>red
hmmm

>>56747218
n-no

>>56747218
bobos don't understand nvda forward p/e is less than costco, all they know is trailing p/e, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

NATGAS
back up to 2.90

>>56746485
>wegaan
looked it up, nice story thanks

>>56747248

NVDA is creating a bunch of companies that it's "selling" it's cards to. It's a house of cards and it's getting ready to collapse.

>>56747286
GPUs are the future like it or not. But 66% NVDA and 33% AMD and enjoy your smooth ride.

My TQQQ call is up 56%
Should I sell it, hold it, or roll it out lever up?

>Terror attack at the border
uh...

>>56747300
s/But/Buy

>>56746854
>He thinks commodity ETFs have his assets on hand

>>56746843
We'll never get back that feeling. Even the greatest gains don't match what I felt back then with true real friends. Maybe that's what I'm chasing in the stock market.

>>56747312
Those gosh darned Palestinians bombed El Paso?

>>56747322
The other border.

>>56746936
I downloaded a monster girl model and it all looks terrible, even trying to copy prompts. Would rather draw it, and then I can add extra details that I'm not getting with AI.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

TD
BMO
RY
BNS

>>56747347
Lum poster is cooler anon. You are cringe

Why isn't SHOT mooning? You lied to me /smg/

>>56747286
to be serious for a second demand for ai chips could dry up or be challenged or it could be a shell game but there are bets with much better edge imo

if i was going to short tech i'd rather short ARM where it has valuation like NVDA but earnings like macy's because its margins are shit

>>56747393
Just flip the chart upside down anon.

Fuck thee states underlined. They are gimping their citizens by not allowing them to invest more than 10% of their net worth to PMI.
>tl;dr if you live in a state underlined, you cant be Mr credit.

>>56747414
ah that's better, thank you

Current Portfolio, what do you think?

Congrats mutant fish anon!!

>>56747449
>could I get uhhhh one of everything? lmao

Noooooo....
NOOO.....

>>56747449
Nice a conservative. Keep up the good work!

>>56747464
That was the idea. A little dip into a wide range or Divident stocks with long profitable histories and trend lines that continue to grow over the decades.

(Except Krispy Kreme. I bought that one just for fun).

>>56747460
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Just bought one (1) share of PODD because of >>56746439 .

>>56746288

here guise i made free nasdaq TA on 1 minute chart

please like and subscribe

What are your thoughts on BAYER (german pharmaceutical company)? Stock dropped to all time low and i am ready to slurp

*loosens tie*
*unbuttons the collar*

>>56747472
Thanks! I may take riskier ventures down the line, but I want to anchor my portfolio with stable, long term dividend stocks first.

>>56747484
actually pretty based
also
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENS ARE YOUR FREN

>>56747499
Start with REITS best dividends with mostly upside if the managers aren’t corrupt.

>>56747392
Dear anon, you wound me. I am simply trying to entertain and enliven this general.

>>56747340
here have picrel

>no one mentioning MELI ever in this threads
It's like you want to be poor. But the Amazon of latam.

>AMD/INTC/NVDA are all falling together instead of inversing each other

fucking finally

>he bought some bullshit meme instead of BOIL
>he's a NO NATGAS NIGGER

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>>56747497
Yeeaaahhhhh, take a gooood look mumu

>>56747542
People are selling so they can buy stuff for black friday :)

>>56747532
AMD is up 2.8%, what are you on about?

>>56747545
I see...

>Last week, Moody’s Investor Service downgraded JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo and Bank of America to negative ratings after previously classifying them as stable, per MW

oh fug

>>56747511
Thanks, but should be more of the dark souls Quelaag or monster musume ranchera monster girl style, not marvel super hero stuff. That is what the AI kept drawing from my first model then I tried AIOMonsterGirls from civitai

>>56747551
red candles sticks in sequence moving downward for a period of time.

>>56747214
If I undestand futures correctly: I can buy Lean Hogs - Feb 2024 now, I can trade them as I wish but if I have any left they are automatically sold at the end of Febuary for the going price. Is that right?

*knock knock*
hey mumu, I know you're busy, but you might want to pull up ticker vix

>>56747551
Zoom in. Or out. It's down 2% from its high today.

HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?
IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?

i needed that money for mashed potato ingredients

>>56747570
VIX deez nuts lmao gottem

>>56747497

>>56747583
You can pirate the ingredients.
Just steal one potato from the store, and then make copies of it in your backyard by burying under some dirty.
You can return one copy to the store to clear your conscience after you do this.

>the USPS will soon charge more than FedEx and will still be losing billions every quarter

I fuckin knew it when they are gonna give drivers 170k/year just to throw stupid packages at normies

>Earnings beat
>less than 2% move down and back up.
How does NVDA not break either way after this?

>>56747544
hot

>>56747569
Yeah, unless you opt for physical delivery lmao. In my case they're rolled over to the next contract by default, which is equivalent to automatically selling the current contract and buying the next one at whatever price.

>>56746981

>>56747569
also it's not the end of the month, it depends on the contract
>Trading terminates on the 10th business day of the contract month.
that's for Lean Hogs

>>56747592
ty i will do this

>>56747544
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!

Just buy this and make money why are you so retarded?

>NASDAQ is up almost 50%
And yet I wouldn't dare to short. Holy damn is this one of the best rallies and one of the best years the market has ever had. When was the last time NASDAQ was up 50% in a single year?
Also, I kind of fugged up my interview today. Any recs on how not to relive the cringe?

maybe closed borders will be priced in for friday open and the pdt put swings I’m stuck with will actually make me some cash for once

>>56747544
Looks like you lost a lot of weight Mr Bobo, times have been rough?

>>56747648
Isn't this the same anon that shilled SHOT?

> JUST SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR

>>56747605
>>56747569
You always gotta double check this to be safe. Most brokers are sane. But some brokers don't default to sell/roll and you'll get stuck taking delivery of ornamental gourds by accident.

>A McDonald's big mac meal combo with extra 10 piece nuggets and filet of fish costs as much as a fucking ribeye steak dinner at Texas Roadhouse

bros how much longer before fast food slop stop existing?

>>56747564
>>56747571
>bobo delusion

>>56747673
>simulated returns
>$0.00
RUNN!!!!!!! ITS A TERROR ATTACK ON THE FUGGIN MARKET STOCK MARKET ATTACK!!!!!!!

>>56747689
Never. Addiction of multi generations ensure their existence. Hence why you paid instead of going to roadhouse

The entire planet is being flooded by bobos. Unless we develop highly efficient anti-bobo bioweapons, the Earth will eventually be completely covered in bobos. Every square inch of the surface, bobos. The oceans, choked with bobos, some floating, most drowned. Eventually the bobos will form a crust of dense boboronium, with live bobos treading upon growing continents of dead bobos, petrified bobos, fossilized bobos, and crude bobo oils. Eventually the bobos will drill through the bobocrust hoping to tap this abundant fuel source, but not to conquer this terrible new bobo-earth or advance to the stars, but to cook other bobos in order to eat them, because that's all bobos are capable of besides replication.
Eventually the very sun will swell, and sear the densely packed orb of countless bobos into a perfectly round sphere of bobocarbon, expelling it from the solar system, and propelling it toward another star system where white people live, and where the arriving boborb will lower property values and drain social funding.
Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

>>56747689
>big mac
>10 nuggets
>extra burger
>soda
Those are more calories than a human needs a day

>>56747689
Have you ever interacted with a normie? Consumers would rather sell their own children than stop consuming. Come on bro. A worrying development

>>56747638
You can let the "eyes" start appearing and each eye can sprout a tater plant, provided its not some engineered deadend species.

>>56747718
its for 4 or five people right?

>>56747238
>>56747497
>>56747544
>>56747550
>>56747554
>>56747570
>>56747645
CHECKED
with HONORARY TRIPS

>>56747665
That was the Coomler.
These images were memes. I had fun with SHOT though, made a few hundred.
Besides I don't actually need anyone here to buy PODD, just been posting about it once every now and then since $150.

>>56747665
yes, don't buy podd I need more time to accumulate

>>56747645

IT BETTER GO ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO THE HIGH OF THE DAY BEFORE CLOSE

>>56747739
What's the thesis?
Any reason to buy it over other easy money plays like CLMT?
Looks like it has no earnings.

>>56747757
shant

>>56747779
>what's the thesis
Nah I'm not explaining this again. Do your own research.

>17 and 4 week auctions higher than previous
Truly kek. Good one Yellen. Sacrificing the short end of yields to save the long end. How long can they keep this up, you reckon? They are the treasury so they don't give a crap. Fuckin hell JPow I kneel, you saved the market last month.

i haven't looked at the markets in a while
how is it
are we crashing yet

>>56747648
I like this one, another share bought.

>>56747798
we're both back and its over

>>56747789
I'll just keep holding my CLMT then. Already up 13% today.

HALL is suing OATS
and has a restraining order against him.
He probably doesn't want any
NO BOIL NIGGERS
to come around.

>>56747736
I want to go back when a huge amount of slop was worth $5...and even the sizes were bigger too back in early 2000's.

https://youtu.be/Gz-QYN_Kl6g?si=eDXT72uWnocIyyjV

>>56747809
basically it was that the dip was due to the ozempic craze and people suddenly not needing diabeetus meds. podd makes a diabeetus med that is still needed and ozempic is turning out to cause side effects.

>>56747833
Why? Why would you poison your body and even pay for it?

>>56747739
I like it aside from it being a drug company or w/e. I added it to the watchlist, just at a glance there may be sellers in area I want to buy @ 157-162 cause I'm a poor.

>>56747798
violent crab, maximum mumu and bobo posting opportunities

Get out of the market NOW. They're going forward with an attack many orders of magnitude larger than 9/11. I've seen it with my own eyes. This is your final warning.

Bros why does Amazon keep on pumping so much lately? How do they do it? I thought consumers were all tapped out from too much credit card debt, loans and inflation?

>>56747850
Because Burger King was a lot fucking better back in the day. Now it all tastes like shit and the size of a 'large fries' is a joke, feels more like a kids meal size.

>>56747893
9/11 was actually a total nothingburger

>>56747846
Its related to its Insulin pumps, state of the art and almost required for people with Type 1 Diabetes. Combination of weight loss drugs having nothing to do with their product and having side effects, a korean company stealing their tech and then being blacklisted for doing so from the market, and the markets going crazy and you get a once in a lifetime buying opportunity on a stock that is growing fast af.
I could type a fucking paper on Insulet but I feel like I've done this so much that at this point...you either buy in or you don't.

Some retard tried shorting it just because I suggested it yesterday.
Don't be that guy.

>>56747833
People memory holed supersizeme.
I bring it up to this day and people don’t remember or just never saw it! Which is crazy cause in Florida it was kinda mandated to watch it in elementary school
>https://youtu.be/zKQGAv8gtBA?feature=shared

>>56747898
Just make your own burgers?
Jesus its not hard and you can use premium ingredients.

>>56747898
Not to mention they no longer cook in beef fat so the nuggets and fries both are far inferior to their 1980s goodness.

>>56747868
Anon I don't know if its going to go perfectly straight back to $300 but its not going to drop to $160 every again. That took a combination of 3 perfect FUDs to pull off.
The CEO also bought millions in the $180 range.

>>56747915
Yeah but you won't have those top secret ingredients and processes devised by mad scientists that only megacorps can produce.

>>56747833
Going to be 20 bucks for a meal here pretty quick. We'll be the boomers telling kids about the legend of the dollar menu

>>56747846
I took a look.
Appears that revenue has been growing rapidly but hasn't translated to any income.
Negative cashflows for years. New insulin pump launched around 2 years ago, but hasn't seen any positive impact on the bottom line. Pretty typical biotech stuff. Always a story.

The fundamental catalyst is that maybe ozempic is a fad? Seems flimsy. Haven't tried it since I'm not obese, but it seems like everyone loves that shit. They're calling it a miracle drug. Side effects similar to what you'd expect from.. not eating.

Technicals are another story. Clear selloff and mass capitulation, strong rebound this past month. Could easily breach $200 before much resistance. Probably worth a small swing trade purchase for that reason alone.

I guess Nvidia really shit the bed, their stock performance today has been mediocre at best. AI will be the next Dot Com Bubble I bet.

>>56747915
Too lazy and even a pound of ground beef is way too much for so little these days.
>>56747913
fuck that asshole morgan spurlock, he's the reason McDonald's dont do super size meals anymore...I wish the company would grow a pair and bring back the biggest size. If they can keep bringing the McRib, then why not super size?

>>56747965
I’m rewatching the docu right now. I
Apparently there was multiple lawsuits suing McDonald’s for obesity, this was before the Obama days where pizzas were turned into veggies.

>>56747963
Holy shit anon you are so retarded. Oh man.
>any positive impact on the bottom line
Anon growth stocks are about growing. Please go back to your value investment dividend containment board.

>>56747965
>AI will be the next Dot Com Bubble I bet.
so you are saying? invest?

>Mag7 flat
It's over

>>56747987
Sorry your thesis kind of sucks bro. No wonder you didn't want to share it. I get it though.
On the bright side you'll still make money off the technical momentum, but if you're making a momentum trade you should just join me in CLMT.
CEO there just bought a huge chunk of $20 call options. Shares were trading below $15.

Strong momentum too, now closing in on 15% daily gain for me. No dividend either so don't worry about that.

>>56747893

>>56748027
Its ok anon. I respect your opinion to be retarded about Insulet.
I've been getting posters as dumb as you for the past 3 weeks. You can take a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

If anyone here wants to see a stock that just grows massively, check out TWLO.
Terrible investment past 5 years, but man does it grow fast. Turns out that when you offer things below cost, buyers will pounce right on that.

>>56748052
I keep holding oil stocks and you doomers never pull through.

Snib

>>56748058

idkbro, u sure?

>>56746288
Sell ze index options

>>56748117
It's been a great stock for those receiving free stock options, I suppose.
But that's most of tech.

why didnt anyone tell me McDonallds had a dip a few ago

>>56748140
cause we dont give a mcfuck

>>56748140
Ozempic eating their lunch

BREAKING NEWS
NVDA TO MAKE WEAPONIZED GRAPHICS CARDS FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION

>>56748140
I'm gonna make myself a tasty burger right now. Tastes better and is way cheaper. It's not even gonna take me 10minutes. Let that sink in

>>56748184
sounds fun!

>>56748184
>stock tanks

BREAKING NEWS
NVDA STOCK TANKS AFTER BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SEEN ADVERTISING NEW FULL SIZED CONDUCTORS AND GRAPHICS CARDS.
CRITICS SAY THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE ANTISEMETIC, REMINDING VIEWERS OF HOW THE HOLOCAUST WAS SEEN AS BEAUTIFUL BY MANY. BIDEN WAS QUICK TO CUT TIES WITH NVDA.

>>56748123
what character is this?

I dare anyone to post better results.

>>56748222
>trips
SEMI BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>56747893
20% down at most. Then we go to S&P 5000. WWIII is NOTHING

>>56747893
bullish for rate cuts if we get 9/11-2

Power 20 minutes please?!

>>56746740
>actually buy
Not your keys, not your coins, DUMBASS

>>56748233
That is big-o from cyborg 009

portfolio is up $4, I don't think I've ever had it that close to no change.

>>56748290
It's been powering for 12+ hours straight. Did you buy at the peak?

these threads are gay.

I think on Friday while everyone is hungover from thanksgiving and bobos roped and can't short more, they'll run NVDA up past 500 resistance

>>56748233
>open image in new tab
>copy link ctrl + c
>go to www DOT google DOT com
>click camera looking button in search bar
>paste url ctrl + v
>find deviant art link with name
>google name
>find name
Just do this
here is the link because I'm not enough of a faggot to say all this and not link -

R. Dorothy Wayneright

https://bigo.fandom.com/wiki/R._Dorothy_Wayneright

>>56748239
What a stud. Tell me your instruments

>>56748315
No I just want it to go back up tot he peak

>>56748334
I reverse image searched and couldn't find anything probably because someone edited in a positive pregnancy test
>>56748301
thank you

>>56748345
percentage of account at current valuation

>>56748222
I'd fuck that graphics card

>>56748357
google lens isn't an exact reverse image search, so it will show related images. After you search you can do exact match witch will only show exact matches.

>>56748310
Total mumu genocide when?

Black Friday Black Friday.

What should I put my 9k left before overnight?

>>56748383
the black swan is NVDA breaking 500 on friday while no one is around to stop it

>>56748383
Literally everyone is expecting a pullback but it may be worse than they think because of how crazy last few weeks have been.

>>56748382
nice I just tried it yeah that's better than tineye

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

What’s the word on rare earth metals and companies involved in producing them?

>>56748465
3%

>>56748465
+1.07%
I'm tempted to get into the pumpkin pie that I bought a day early...

>>56748465
Second highest close for me.

>>56748465
+0.50
from the
NATGAS bottom.

>>56748465
I'm not checking

>>56748465
Not much action today, but every day that passes is one day closer to the final result of $29.85.
SAVE will save us all.

>>56748465
I will never financially recover from this

>>56748465
Oh damn 4pm already?! Been making 1 christmas card and did not check.

Fucking hell
AQB had a good day

>>56748465
Smol gains on some stonks to offset losses over the past two years, but my NVIDIA has nowhere to go but up. Happy with it.

>>56748465
+1.75%

>>56748465
I feel like I’m REALLY good at options, but I piss it away because I can never sit out for a day or wait for a dip. But this time I exited and I’m happy I did. First day is always the hardest

>>56748578
Last night I was seriously concerned for my calls (MSFT and RIOT) but what happened between last night and this morning was nothing short of a miracle

>>56748465
-0.25% on the day and -2.09% on the month but
+12.97% on the year

>>56748465
+0.95%

I'm gonna make it!

>>56748465
Up .28% today, and I was loaded up on SHOT.

>>56748507
kick ass, BLESSED

>>56748629
>>56748600
>>56748598
>>56748568
>>56748496
Wait, so you guys only trade shares? What’s the point of being online all day just to watch the ticker go up one or 2%? If you have giant amount of money in there, and can you do a couple grand, that I understand
/smg/? More like /BAKA/

>>56748674
2% on 1000 dollars is 20 dollars. thats 2 packs of cigarettes. Tell me again it doesnt matter

>>56748674
I had the day off today so I spent a bunch of it here. Sometimes trade options but this is my robin hood throw away money not my actual money which is in boomer index stuff.

>>56748689
When you put it like that… Disregard my post

>>56748674
>have $100k
>stock goes up 3%
>made $3k in a day
I mean it adds up anon.

>>56748233
Dorothy from Big O

>>56748505
What call options did you buy? I'm going to load up on them on Friday.

>>56748578
>>56748674
first one is free kid, enjoy it

>>56748674
As a very low estimate, there's 200 trading days in a year. If you do 1% daily for 200 days you will 7x your money in a year.

>>56748674
I haven't used Think or Swim in years and wanted to get used to just trading and charting in general anon, and shares are cheap. I'm basically paying myself a grand or so a day to relearn this shit. I'm selling all my shit Friday and buying options.

>>56748674
Most of us have nothing better to do but also this is what it takes to make it.

>>56748753
>there's 200 trading days in a year
memorise it, it's 253

>>56748778
Thanks. Yeah it had to be close to 250 since there's 52 weeks, and then subtract holidays.

FWIW with 1% for 253 straight days you get 12.4x

>>56748753
now do the same with -0.25%

>>56747544
You must be cold Bobo

I hate spics so much. Its criminal I have to go out in public and see these abominations of nature. Short the American future.

>>56748465
Gay. /cashgang/ waiting (recently btfo bobo).

>Dr Kauff
>Jewish man
>name translates to Dr. Merchant
Fucking hell

Also wtf NVDAs, I thought we’d be green?

>>56748674
Verification not required.

>>56748916
>Also wtf NVDAs, I thought we’d be green?
blatant market manipulation

Who's baking the dinner rolls....!??!

>>56748465
stopped out of two positions but made money still.

This is the last /smg/ ever

>>56748863
47% loss in a year. Not even that bad.

>>56746288
Emergency bake
>>56749021
>>56749021
>>56749021
>>56749021