/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56743431
We should hang on, the bullrun can start next year.
I've been thinking a lot about kms too (specially today that is my birthday), but I guess we need to hangon a bit more.

>doesnt have suicide insurance in 2023

>>56743431
Sometimes suicide is the best option.

>>56743431
I'm just so tired for this world and life. Can't wait for that sweet eternal rest. Would be even nicer if I could just go to sleep and never wake up again, no suffering just eternal non-existence.

>>56743459
If you have terminal cancer, you live on the streets with mental and health conditions and can't get any better or some other extreme cases.

We are losing internet funny money, it's not the end. And there's a chance of our funny money going up again once the recession ends.

>>56743451
Happy birthday faggot.
And yes wait for the bullrun and kys after it

>>56743512
Thanks fren

I hope it happens soon, because if the bullrun starts in 6 years i think i'll kms before the run

>>56743431
statistically speaking, no. imagine your life like a stock, presumably you are at a new-low, and based off your post-- most likely down from ATH's. poor management, poor financials, whatever the case. the company (you) is a mess. theoretically, if you end your life-- your chart goes to zero and your company gets bought up by dirt. any stock/crypto/chart that goes to zero is a bad investment. so what you need to do is buy more of your stock, invest in yourself (save, workout, focus on hobbies) this will pump up your price and allow you to make new ATH's in the future. best of luck op.

>>56743431
live to spite them
denounce the talmud daily

>>56743431
let's see.
current debt 100k
current assets 0
current salary 0
current obligations 4k a month
post death debt and obligations 0

I think you can do the math

>>56743626
unexpectedly non empty wholesome for this thread

If you are going to do it take some politicians Democrats with you. In miencraft

no

>>56743451
Happy birthday you gay bitch

>>56743431
Probably not. The church says it puts your immortal soul in grave danger of hell.

>>56743431
No because you end up in some gay cemetary or urn and then normies have more leg room.

>>56743451
Happy birthday faggot dick

>>56745692
>>56745611
>>56743512
Pathetic samefagging on a dead board for gibs.

>Be me two years ago
>Feel the exact same way
>Stop eating goyslop and start cooking my own meals
>Start working out every day
>Reset my sleep schedule
>Get more sunlight
>Start making small talk with people and get better social skills
>Depression goes away
>Bull run begins

It's that easy, anon. The best investment you can make it in yourself. Huge ROI.

>>56743431
I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than killing yourself. Hundreds of generations of people worked together, found each other, had sex so that you could eventually be alive and do the same. But what do you think about instead? Ending the line voluntarily yourself. What a pathetic waste. Your ancestors worked in fields, in mines, fought wars, all so that you could one day have a chance of prosperity. But in spite of all this grand effort on a scale we can barely even comprehend, you ask "should I just end my life?". You are an oaf. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.

Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

>>56743451
happy birthday, I love you

>>56747613
Peepee poopoo

>>56743451
I love you anon happy birthday

>>56743431
Im probably going to kill myself soon cause i can pay a shitty debt of 2.3k in the shithole am in. im working my ass off in two jobs and i will not be able to fix anything. better dead than homeless i guess

>>56747923
just 2.3k?
I'm broke, unemployed, nothing at all to my name besides a busted up car, and I owe 10k just to get in the green.

>>56743451
love you anon, happy birthday and stay strong

>>56747934
I live in argentina, after this elections the dollar is going to skyrocket and i wont be able to even pay the interest of the debts to keep me on float. I cant do it anon im fucking desperate, i dont sleep i dont eat i know its not much for a lot of people in here but i can pull together that kind of money, i have been trying but i cant.

>>56747992
Fuck off scammer.
You've been pounding this god damn story for weeks and someone was dumb enough to give you money on the 11th.

>>56748003
Im probably the same guy, im fucked and you know it then. I dont know what the fuck im going to do, im barely keeping me on float

>>56743431
I’m in touch with the best minds in crypto on Twitter and telegram. Everyone agrees that a massive bull run is coming after the halving. Would hate to see you miss out on that, fren. Just stack some Kaspa around 8 or 9 cents and wait until you see parabolic price action in 2025. Life gets better on the other side

>>56748023
Get a job you miserable fucking loser.

>>56748059
I have two fucking jobs anon. Im scared as FUCK, do you know whats happening here?

>>56748108
You're a lying sack of shit lebanon.

>>56748113
Do you want proof? I have proof. Why the fuck you are calling me lebanon.

I need ONE richfag that would give a fuck and i would be his fucking slave for life

>>56743451
Dude, it's my birthday too. I have a disc bulge and I've spent past 2 days laying in bed. Today I was able to take small steps. Happy birthday to us I guess. Stay heathly.

>>56748145
NO i want you to fucking kill yourself you're never gonna stop begging you're never gonna stop making up fucking stories, you're gonna continue to deceive and trick people until you're shot in your fucking head you nigger kys.

>>56748171
Whatever you say anon. If you were in my situation you would be scared too

>>56748191
Your situation doesn't exist so no i wouldn't.
You kill yourself this board improves by 500% instantly.

>>56748216
Im gonna keep asking for help anon, think whatever you want

>>56748230
>>>56748216 (You)
Mods do your fucking job.

>>56748240
Hope it makes you feel important wanting me to fucking die in the street anon

>>56748266
Considering your story is a proven lie and I know your BTC address you stupid fuck I can prove you're a certified nigger, yeah I won't skip a beat because you live in fucking Canada.

>>56748281
My story its not a lie, and im not from canada anon i fucking wish. You know im from argentina. think whatever you want, if i dont fix this shit im going to eventually die so be happy with that

>>56748297
You've already been reported 6x for begging so far today now lemme guess mysteriously you'll reappear after being banned again.
Fuck you canadian fucking nigger beggar you got gibs already.

Nah anon don't be a pussy at least wait and see what happens next year. I'm unironically excited for iq protocol and bnb, see what happens to it after cz left. Ethereum could hit $3k. Who knows. You can't be thinking about suicide during a bullrun so be strong brother.

>>56747613
Holy based

>>56748305
You have problems anon.

If any richfag sees this please i will prove that im not lying

>>56748366
>You have problems
>I on the other hand larp as poor third worlders for gibs 24/7 while spewing more lies than a kike
What's it say in your early life section rabbi?

>>56743451
With SUPRA oracle in the bag I'm good to go anon.

>>56748377
Im not larping and im not jewish

>>56743431
Doesn't seem profitable, desu
Even if you did earn from it, how would you spend the money after being dead?

>>56748366
how much dyou need?

I'm having health problems and close to death. I was suicidal but being near death showed me I actually wanna live

>>56748509
The total of my debt its 2.3k which its insane for me to ask to people. Half of that would give me a time window to get a better second job or start saving and exchange it to usd weekly. I know 2.3k its nothign to most people in here but to me its life or death

>>56743431
Nigha go eat a Philly cheese steak sandwich and pray to God. You can always use your body to kamikaze evil in this world.

its only high ROI if you're a famous rapper or something and release 40 or 50 songs after youre dead

>>56748541
how do i know you're not lying?

>>56748509
2.5k
bc1qa2vsgyjx6wj62vh3evqs5vycqhz7u704j239td
Ty anon

>>56748587
I can post my id with timestamp, we can talk via email or cam, whatever you need to understand that im fucked enough to ask everyone for help

>>56748587
He's a canadian serial scammer I emailed him pretending to be interested in his story and asked for a real btc address, in that address I found him serial scamming in 2021 to the point he made over 50k then began begging again with the same btc address just 11 days prior, he is using a canadian only exchange.

>>56748599
He purposefully does this, tries to quarter off anons so they can't interrupt him while he's scamming.
He goes by many different namefags over the years.

>>56748632
Thats a fucking lie lmal and you know it. I dont know why you keep saying that im a scammer or canadian

>>56748652
how do i know this is you?

>>56747561
I do all of that and still feel the same as OP. I wish you well but not everyone's problems are as small as you. Retard.

>>56748652
Everything I've said is the complete truth. post again and I'll post my receipts of your email, your btc address, the canadian exchange you use to scam people and also report all this shit to canadian cybercrimes division.
1 more fucking post nigger

>>56748590
>>56748652
Mods
>>56748660
He's even device flipping to avoid getting ranged, he's hardly poor or dumb and he's playing you like a fiddle.

>>56748660
But by all means keep entertaining a known spamming begging nigger.

>>56748660
I can post face or send it to your email to prove it. The anon that keeps calling me canadian and scammer its fucking insane i dont know what the fuck is his problem

>>56748696
My problem is you're a serial scammer who's taking money from people who might actually fucking need it you sack of shit, quit trying to quarter gullible idiots off.
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

>>56748705
Not a scammer, not canadian, im just fucking desperate. Im asking for help no for a new house and a car. You are insane anon

>>56743431
stop whining faggot and start living

>>56748707
You're literally lebanon I know from the way you fucking type you nonce, the day someone murders your ass is the day this board heals.

>>56748715
You said i was canadian and now lebanon. i dont know why you hate me but i really, really wish that anon could help me. I have proof for everything i said, you keep calling me whatever you want

>>56748726
Nigger I need money way more than you, you got literally 9k in BTC in your fucking exchange fuck off.

>>56743431
Hello Nigger, no dont do it.

>>56748737
Are you dumb? If i had 9k do you think i would be asking for help?

>>56748776
fuck off lebanon.

>>56748776
Yes because you fucking are nigger now mods this motherfuckers been nonspam begging for months and evading your silly 3 days bans
Do something about holy fuck you lazy sacks of shit

>>56748785
>>56748788
Are you spamming shit with different ids?

>>56748838
Nope I'm not the only one who knows who the fuck you are faggot.
Sloppy job kike.

>>56748660
Anon if you give a shit about me, please let me know. This anon its fucking lying and i dont know why

>>56748696
Just to be sure, could you post a pic of your face? And i know this is a bit weird, but could you take the picture with a shoe on top of your head? (Just cos then I can be sure you're not using someone else's pics)

>>56748861
I swear to jesus dude if you give this fucking nigger a penny, I'll know which address it came from.

>>56748861
Luckily this faggot isn't the person he claims to be so that request just made him fuck right off.

>>56748861
im working right now but i did it.

>>56748874
you are fucking insane and i can keep sending him proof

>>56748857
You fucking faggot Lebanon, if someone offered me 2.5k to take a fucking picture with a shoe on my head I'd have that shit to the board within 4 minutes even if it was a troll attempt, you know how I know it's you Lebanon?
You've never once provided proof of anything, not a single fucking time because if you do, you know you can't do it twice.
>member when you got BTFO'd because everyone realized you're fucking western from your handwriting.

>>56748964
God you're an idiot Hernan Matias, and you're young healthy fit and fine, quit fucking begging nigger.

>>56748978
>>56748985
I have been posting nothing but proof. You are just mad cause you realized i wasnt lying and you are insane.

>>56743431
My dude, as Makoto Takemiya would say, We will feel survive. It's not over yet, do not give up

>>56748996
lol you're doing just fucking fine nigger I'm looking at your facebook now.

>>56749008
???

>>56748861
>>56748964
Anon if you see this please let me know

>>56749121
You just doxxed yourself for free idiot.

>>56749154
Ok anon. I just really, really need help

Now you understand that im not lying?

>>56749211
Yeah and I need 15k
Tough fucking titty
you got 2 jobs and are about to switch currencies to USD
You're fine, also you can go fight in the new war, you're fine.
And you're healthy you're fine.

Why are you begging people for money?

>>56749236
Im not fine at all, im scared as fuck cause i cant fix this shit. I dont wanna be homeless, i have been working non stop to avoid this but now i know that i cant.

I asking everywhere, i have no one in here anon. I just need a richfag that would give a shit

>>56749274
I didn't read a fucking lick of that champ, all I know if you're a serial beggar who someone gave money to on the 11th, more money than you deserved now if you spent half as much time working as you are begging here you would be fine.

But you're a liar, a healthy scamming turd worlder.

>>56749282
Why do you keep calling me a scammer, i posted proof of what im saying. I dont know if you are trolling or just insane

Please if someone that gives a fuck see this, please let me know

>>56749559
NIGGER YOU JUST GOT MONEY FROM A SCAMMER FUCK OFF

>>56749586
What money? what the fuck are you talking about jesus christ

>>56749600
So glad you doxxed yourself faggot.

>>56749617
He didnt anwser on tg yet

your hate against me its kinda funny at this point

>>56749666
Fuck off Satan err Hernan Matias born Jan 1989 in Argentina.

>>56743451
Happy birthday fag boy
biz loves you

>>56749673
Whatever you say anon

>>56749759
So you deny you're this person now?
Is all you do lie?

>>56749772
Im that person, im not lying. You have serious problems.

>>56743512
Now that I'm into solid privacy alts like
>MINA
>RAIL
>ATOR
>MASQ
Can the bullrun begin?

>>56743451
Happy birthday anon! No need to kill yourself, I bought a motorcycle instead of killing myself and I feel truly free riding around. Maybe it's the possibility of dying that surrounds my soul with the joy of youth, or possibly it connects me to my childhood

Anyways man, have an awesome night and fuck them poors (even if you are one, mindset buddy)

>>56749797
You work two jobs yet you've begged here every single day for over a month all day long from night to morning Warosu shows the truth.

Why do you need to lie?
If you told the truth once I was gonna give you 25k.
But you didn't.

>>56743431

“Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:”
Matthew 6:19-20 KJV

>>56749807
All i did its tell the truth, i post on my phone when i have time. Dont lie to me

>>56749880
Any anon here need 25k badly?
Give me a reason why.
Excluding anyone from Argentina.

>>56749890
I’m racking up debt and the moment I can’t pay it back anymore I’m planning to juts kms. 25k would clear al my debts put my parent in retirement and then I can kms in peace.

>>56749890
Stop lying anon. You dont have money to give away, if you did you would give a shit about me and realize what im asking

>>56743451
Happy birthday gay

>>56743431
Did you do a cost-benefit analysis?

>>56743481
fool, non-existence does not exist
you're here forever

>>56749890
>have a newborn son, healthy and great baby
>within few weeks wife started erratic behavior, throwing furniture, destroying condo, mood swings, screaming incoherently, accusing me and people who weren’t present of hurting / listening to her
>think this is weird but just stress and get her room at fancy hotel and tell her not to worry about anything except feeling better
>i rose to the occasion taking care of our infant, actually super enjoyable and kid is easy not fussy at all
>her doctor (OBGYN) finally calls me back says he will call my wife
>not even 10 mins later calls me back tells me we need to get her to facility immediately and it’s a life risk
>ask for Dr thoughts on best facility and if anyone to ask for there
>at hotel wife is screaming to herself in room totally naked
>had to work with hotel security and EMTs
>get wife to hospital in evening they don’t admit her to psych ward till next morning and tell me I can’t stay with her only return during visitation or to drop off things
>spent the week taking care of newborn, going to visitation and bringing anything I could do to make it more comfy for her (clothes, food, etc). brought tray of Ferraro rochers for nurses, in touch with doctors, just doing what I could to make care best possible
>diagnosed with PPP (not PPD) and mania
>wife gets better in sense no more erratic behavior or screaming, hospital says she may be released as long as she takes meds
>she isn’t 100% and still aggressive, walking on eggshells while caring for baby
>Dr says can be months for resolution and to wait for “therapeutic dosage” to be reached on meds
>tfw first time having suicidal ideation
Anything helps anon 0xEC75451C7F1FF31833Cf74D298c5B9749E58f367

>>56743632
>denounce the talmud daily
Where? I started blasting neonatal circumcision and (((they))) banned my twitter.

>>56750255
Was she ever eratic before?

No surrender.

>>56747561
>10 cope pills
Fixed that for you, transendcell.

>>56750255
Dont believe that anon, he didnt stop lying and insulting me

>>56748366
This is why I'm not going to Argentina. Everyone is a cheat and scammer and they don't even know it. It's a celebrated part of their culture.

>>56750338
No, always organized and coherent
>did my best to filter crazy, this came out of left field
>>56750376
Don’t know what to tell you anon, I came in this thread because the op post seemed pertinent
>tfw writing it out was cathartic
>tfw no one checks dubs anymore
Some money would also be nice but thanks for reading my blog anons

>>56750337
at home

>>56750338
Argentinian girls are called histéricas for a reason.

>>56750414
Not lying

>>56750506
You should have gotten banned 8 hours ago.

>>56750512
Not lying, and apparently you were the one lying all this time. Not only that, you made me feel like a piece of shit for asking for help.

>>56750520
Not enough for you to stop fucking begging nigger.

>>56750527
Ok larper.

>>56750527
>>56750549
Its waay more sad larping about having money and dedicating all this time to shit on me that ask for help like i do. It amazes me all the shit you came up about me, its insane.

>>56743451
Happy birthday anon. WAGMI so hang in there.

>>56743431
send me your private keys before you depart anon. ill look after them.

>>56743431
If you’ve been stacking from 2021 to now and didn’t let the FUD consume you then there is literally no reason to kill yourself because you’ll be in a very good financial position 1-2years from now

If you unironically haven’t been stacking and don’t own at least 1000 LINK and 1 BTC then yes consider taking a trip to Canada and request to medically kill yourself you dumb faggot.

>>56743649
Do a reverse mexican and escape from the border

Sell whatever you have available into USDT and give yourself a brand new start in Brazil

That's what a friend did and is doing quite better

>>56743431
dont do it anon.
life is priceless.
wat u need, is frens.
>pic rel

hey, look on the bright side.
regardless of your net worth, or lack of it, you are now richer than SBF woh will be rotting in a jail cell the rest of his life.
you are richer and better off than Do Kwon and Richard Heart.
you have your freedom anon. and life is a wild ride. stick around fren. <3

>>56743431

YOU'RE A FUCKIN FAG, DON'T YOU GET IT?

>>56743431
Uhhh ... No?
Your net worth and earning capacity will drop to zero, forever.

>>56752397
Kek i like the one where he said he shid and pissed himself

>>56743431
The ROI doesn't seem too impressive