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I'm passionate about equity!

First for
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Why are only 7 stocks going up in this fucking market... I'm fucking losing it, can't take this shit no more.

SAVE is going up for the rest of the day. Looks like the swing traders have found this and are doing the typical sell in the morning and buy after lunch nonsense.

The Fed fears the outdoor turkey farmer

>>56734315
Well housing is excluded from cpi so what's the point. The hikes are working as intended.

>>56734344
Where did all the extra ooo's added to words come from originally? I try to understand the origins of memes n things

The power of dividend growth investing is unmatched. /dig/ brick by brick
>>56720216
>>56720216

>tfw saw a friend post a tiktok for SHOT yesterday
>thought nothing of it
>see an anon post it today
>its going parabolic

I sold some PODD to grab some.

>>56734376
The coomer meme/ doomer meme. I domt which of those two came first, probably doomer.

And now it says Go. There needs to be a crab signal indicator somewhere as well

JACK is going up today, ahead of earnings
Good sign?

>>56734401
No anime girl no buy. That motto has served me well over the years.

>>56734344
Where did you get my picture?

Prediction: SHOT will lead to a lot of hungover anons tomorrow.

>>56734406
Get the fuck out, plebbitor.

Where is peter lynch when you need him.

>>56734441
Digging around in the 10-K's of SCI and WM, probably.

>>56734418
As in we'll be up all night celebrating our gains?

Hmm current shot marketcap is ~250-270mill

Celsius marketcap is like 11bil for shitty fat burning energy drink.

If this gets to even half that with the current outstanding shares. That means it will go x20

>>56734418
I just read the study on it.. looks insanely effective.

It's going to be the next red bull.

I'm not even kidding. This shit is going to sell at every bar across the country.

>>56734476
so why cant anons post about these before they go up 6x
I SHANT BE HOLDING YOUR BAGS MLADY

>>56734422
You happy about that post buddy? You think that was clever? I'm literally crying right now. I was just trying to be helpful, spread goodwill on one of my favorite subreddits and then you had to come in being all mean. Fine, if I'm not wanted ill just leave. You guys can keep being jerks to one another, and and I'll just go find somewhere else to post.

>>56734449
>SCI
Give it a rest. The excess death play was a hoax and it has done nothing in the last several years. CSV has done fuck all too. The only good death play has always been pharma company fraud (which leads to death).

>>56734487
>before it goes up 6x
Its the next redbull its going up 100x
I'm the guy who recommended SIGA before the moon mission
I don't care if you don't believe me. At least put a bit of money on the table.

>>56734466
I have a portable little blood alcohol reader attached to the outside of my backpack cooler from my alcoholic days. My gf bought it for me years ago from I think AutoZone for maybe $25 or $30, can't quite remember. But that would be a good way to test it

>>56734509
Not a vax schizo (though that would've been a hilarious white swan), it's just one of those stigmatized plays he mentions in One Up on Wall Street if I remember right. Behaves like a REIT I think.

If I gave you 50k right fucking now, and you had 5 years (21.11.2028) to 10x it - how would you do it /SMG/?

>>56734526
I will test it myself and report back.

>>56734487
I just bought $10000 worth of it at $6.50 because it's going to 100x anon.

It's going to be fucking insane. This shit is going to have $50 million in sales per week ($2.5 billion per year) within 3 years, and that's just in the US.

Bring in China and Japan and Europe and it's going to be really nuts.

>>56734476
>>56734524
>>56734526
This guys is a chad. I'm buying.

>she isn't short VIX futures
>she doesnt collect tribute from VIX futures market maker paypigs
ngmi

>>56734547
Buy SHOT with it and itll 10x in 1 year.

>>56734547
300 point wide calendar spreads on spx.

>>56734547
Probably some BITO LEAPS.

FOMC minutes in 5, then pump

>>56734547
Just buy SAVE calls for January. Easy.

>>56734551
What's that about?

>>56734547
Prolly buy CSGO cases in the active drop pull when they reach 0.03$.
>t. x100 a little money on cases.

>smg just found the next redbull
The cryptopits are screaming

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56734549
Pls ser who is this beautiful pizza lady?

>>56734584
Thats the CEO of SHOT lol.

>https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2023/10/10/2757494/0/en/Safety-Shot-s-Chief-Operating-Officer-Jarrett-Boon-Joins-Company-s-Board-of-Directors.html

>>56734606
Bobobros.... Nvidia is gonna dump, r-right???

>>56734476
>I just read the study on it.. looks insanely effective.
post link

Only got 107 shots and 69 warrants but I'll load up more tomorrow when I get paid

Are you guys seeing the SHOT volume? That's beyond retail money.

>>56734557
>buying a short etf, that itself has decay while the underlying has decay
kek, I guess that even it out

>>56734330
Its the ETFization of the stock market.

>>56734639
well you buy it when its down. Then you sell options on it.

>>56734599
>Crypto getting rugged again
>Crypto baggies find smg
>Don't understand how the stock market works
>Start shilling bags like it is a low mcap shitcoin
Oh it all makes sense now. Smells like needful doer in here.

>>56734647
Deja-vu

>>56734642
Fuck passive investing! That shit needs to die.

>>56734330
What's the best ETF that has something like the rest of the market but the big 7 excluded?

>>56734644
Oh great, more risk to endless losses.

>>56734376
>>56734406
The Boomer meme.

>>56734557
YWNBAW

>>56734670

>>56734670
the russ2k $iwm china shit $cqqq xlu xlv xle lol more spdr's just sectors with limitited faagman exposure. but be honest anon there is no escaping the fagman7 in a shallow breadth market condition. oh yeah $rsp too the equal weight shit and piss 500

>>56734670
RSP is evenly weighted SPY. As you can see it isn't doing so hot comparatively.

>>56734622
it's going to rug, then pump, eventually it will just end up where it started.

>>56734670
No idea I don't buy ETFs only stocks I pick. Prolly no such ETF exists because of the past performance of the big 7.

Check it out SHOT bros

>>56734670
UPRO, balanced with FNGD?

>>56734685
If you are holding it then the only thing you can lose is what you bought. IE 100 shares uxvy @ 10.70 a share. But I can sell options contracts or just hold them as a hedge when & why we rally. Its a tool midwit.

>>56734723
Not bad, apart from the pen0r fingers. I might buy a bit now.

>>56734670
>market without FAGMAN
whats the point?

how hard are we going to pump after NVDA earnings

>>56734670
>https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/next-in-line-7-undervalued-alternatives-to-the-magnificent-7-stocks-1032837307?op=1

Heres some pretty cheap individual stocks to capture some similar exposure to mag7 without having anything to do with faggotry.

>>56734769
Good man

Anyone playing NVDA?

>>56734689
Hmmm, thanks

>>56734791
>how hard are we going to pump after NVDA earnings
Rally until 520 and then reversal due to the stop losses

>>56734828
with 7% implied move i might sell some naked calls

>>56734723
>>56734801
>ai
once we make it let's commission someone to draw her

>>56734741
JESUS

>>56734828
>Anyone playing NVDA?
Dubs and I'll put 10 bucks into a call option

Just bought another $8k of SHOT.

A full $18k in it now.

Literally all of my money.

All in.

Let's fucking go.

>>56734828
Everyone. The whole market waits for NVDA.

>i look at the market, eu indices, different us, even single companies (AMD and Micron), everything goes up at the same time

>>56734723
based, the anime girl should correspond to the stock like this one. podd is serious and this is a fun girl who just wants to drink

>>56734863
I can't bring myself to go past $5k

>>56734845
Tipsy drunk girl

Thats why we finna crab

>>56734861
So a $1000 strike by Friday?

>>56734863
please sell before dec 7 when it's discovered that the magic ingredient is lemon juice

>>56734893
It's going to at least 10x from here and probably much, much more. I couldnt justify anything less than giving it my all.

>>56734904
>sell redbull because it has some caffeine in it

>>56734903
No dubs, no bet

>>56734909
What's going to 10x from here? I need you to say it for the screenshot

>>56734828
Don't know what that is.

>>56734936
>>56734909
>10x
Cryptotards get out.

>>56734930
600 dollar strike by friday

>>56734948
I'm not the one saying something will 10x

> sold SHOT yesterday
> broker won't let me back in due to settled funds rule
why live

SHOT BROS WE ARE LIFTING OFF GOGOGOGOGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95hEStDUffA

Sell before 3pm EST, black swan event incoming.

SOXS bros are we nervous?

>>56735003
nah zoom out, we're due

If NVDA has million numbers of fan I am one of them.
If NVDA has ten fans I am one of them.
If NVDA has only one fan, that is me.
If NVDA has no fans, that means I am no more on earth.
If world against NVDA, I am against the world.

Now kneel.

Just inverse /pol/
that's all you need to do in the market and if you did for the last year you'd be a millionaire

>Bezos selling again
>Zuck selling
>Jensen selling
>Dimon selling
>Congress selling
Its literally right in front of your face, but you won't listen

>trying safety shot is is believing
No fucking way this isn't a pajeet scam

>>56735003
Nah, I'll hold if needed.

https://www.tiktok.com/@safetyshot/video/7301795175028788511

SHOT BROS

>>56735052
Selling what?

>>56735035
I bet they earn as much as two dollars per share.

>>56735052
/smg/ told me line only go up

NVDA 700 tommorow

>>56735052
I can't stand the bald smug face look of Bezos, Greenblatt, and Mayorkas. Are they all cousins or something?

>>56735035
If SOXL has million numbers of fan I am one of them.
If SOXL has ten fans I am one of them.
If SOXL has only one fan, that is me.
If SOXL has no fans, that means I am no more on earth.
If world against SOXL, I am against the world.

Now kneel.

>>56734524
>I'm the guy who recommended SIGA before the moon mission
Thanks. Gonna make good money shorting SHOT.

>>56735100
>Are they all cousins or something?
cool it with the antisemitism

The Relevance of Dividend Irrelevance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNOtVtNKuU

>>56735040
do they have an smg or something?

>>56735109
Is there any reason it's mooning or is it just getting random meme stock power?

>>56735040
With Jews, you win!

>Safety Shot promises to reduce Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) while aiding in re-hydration and recovery, through “a tailored selection of all natural vitamins and minerals and nootropics” helping to get drinkers out of an intoxicated state and enhance mental clarity, thus potentially helping to reduce emergency room visits and mitigate the negative consequences of binge drinking.
Is this all there is to it? Can you just sell everyone lies like this? Does the SEC/FTC not step in and fine you into oblivion at some point?

WHY IS SHOT CRASHING YOU TOLD ME ID 10X MY INVESTMENT SMG

>NYMEX jews leave the floor at 2:30
>NATGAS still wearing a diving suit

>>56735159
all you have to do is put that little boilerplate on the back label
>these claims have not been verified by the FDA et cetera
and you can say anything you want!

Ok guys I actually just sold all my SHOT because it really is pseudo science bullshit.
Back to full PODD. I had fun though.

>>56735159
it's a nutraceutical. it's not regulated since it's just a dietary supplement. probably pineapple juice based

>>56735164
With pajeets, you lose, simple as

>WING

>>56735178
Is that really legal? Why isn't everyone doing it?
And then selling equity on top of that? They're double dipping, it's fucking insane. There's no way they get away with this.

>>56735003
Smug and getting smugger.

>>56735052
>CEO of my majority hold position sold 5mil worth of stock
Bring on the great depression 2, I've got strong hands

>>56735159
When you understand the details in this article, you invest.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/safety-shot-set-west-coast-133000737.html

>>56735137
Just another pump and dump. There's always a story, but it's just that - a story.
I remember some retards thought SIGA was more than a story. Made bank betting against them.

>>56734973
WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>>56735243
>>56735181
Because we were just messing around and larping. Please return to your professional investments, pic related.

>"The Department of Justice will announce “significant cryptocurrency enforcement actions” during an upcoming press conference Tuesday afternoon.
Shitcoin fags about to get bent over the table by Yellen

>>56735235
This is going to be a massive scandal. Too many retards think it actually works.

>>56735259
she comes for our venmos next

I bought a call
I hope it gets pumped

>>56735243
BUY THE DIP

>>56735259
What is she going to do? Walk in to my bedroom and close the bitcoin QT window?

>>56735235
MOOOOOOOOOOODS

I reallt want to buy some REITs now then sit on them for 2 years
Am I stupid?

>>56735261
The scientific study showed it works. I dont know what to tell you anon.

Trust the science.

>>56735243
Higher for longer these lat two weeks have been a dream wake up mumu!

Did the minutes drop yet? I wasn't paying attention.

>>56735280
Don't be a nigger

>>56735276
She's going after the exchanges to prevent another FTX. She is going to demand they are regulated like banks and start investigating their holdings and will demand they adhere to certain standards as to where the money goes

I warned you.

>>56734418

I warned you all about SHOT.

>>56735284
>muh scientific study
That's all just probabilities! There's no fucking theory. Even the thing there testing is pretty much "does orange juice help with hangovers... Yup!"

30 minutes of crabbing. im thinking even more red?

SHOT will 10x by 1 year from today mark my words.

>>56735304
Posting nsfw content is niggerish anon.
MOOOOODS

SHOT BROS ABANDON SHIP WE ARE GOING DOWN
RUN RUN RUN GTFO EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

>>56735281
Just get the right sector, some reits perform better than others due to market conditions. And most of the west coast has lost a lot of value lately.

>>56735281
Depends. Do you think the US government will enter an inflationary death spiral within 2 years?

>SHOT crashing
>SAVE taking off again
think I'm going to just trade these two.

>>56735328
Babby's first PnD?

>>56735322
Yeesh just calm down and buy SHOT.

>>56735243
And just like that, tens of thousands of bagholders were created, but they still won't sell, and will have to see their heavy SHOT bags listed on their portfolios every single day for months or even years to come!

>>56735328
We're goin green right?

>>56735281
they are cheap right now, fed paused, lower rates looking likely

seems like a decent idea

>>56735035

>>56735203
>have the power of AI
>generate obese woman

>>56735352
I bought at $6 and sold at $6.50 with some gambling money
Why are you anti-fun anon? We used to do this all the time.

>>56735310
Jej everyone will just go back to IRC. Who cares about exchanges.

I hate women so fucking much.

>>56735353
Based dairy poster.

>>56735374
But theyre so fucking sexy.

And they like men with huge balls and high T who buy SHOT.

>>56735281
You have to pick the right type of REIT. I still hold out hope public storage will pay out but man am I bagholding right now. I think all the consumer reports are lying and people really are just shoving their crap in vans on the side of the highways.

s-shooot bros~ its not working I'm stilllll drunk

>>56735374
why are you gay?

I listen to LMFAO Shots for the first time in a decade and now this happens. /smg/ really is meme magic central.

>>56735370
dcc send me some obamadogobonk bro

>>56735304
>>56735353
begone foul creatures

Looks like perma mumoids with nonstop bickering about bears literally disappeared . Actual dumb fucks. There is no better top signal thant these faggots especially lum faggot and the glowie one

>>56735274
>>56735328
THE STOCK WAS 7$ 20 MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK
>>56735354
we will know on december 7th.
>>56735368
>obese

>>56735320
>Tfw no slightly above average tiddied gf
Why even live bros? Also, the TIPS auction went higher than expected... what does that mean?
Gold is bloody mooning and even copper has finally decided to wake up. Weird market.
Quite unbelievable that we look to fuckin NVDA to decide the fate of the market. If you had told me that 5 years ago, I would have laughed. It's MSFT and Apple that used to set the pace... not anymore

I'll be honest bros I haven't laughed this hard at an obvious PnD in a long fucking time.
I had fun though.

SHOT is shot bros...RUN FOR THE HILLS! It will NEVER be this high ever again, but you are still watching, stunned, as it blows down past your cost basis, kek

>>56735391
until you have to interact with one
>>56735408
No but I hate actually starting to like someone because they never manage to hold up basic standards. Girl had made plans to visit me for my birthday that I knew (for vacation + sex) and then fucked a dude over the weekend just because she was inebriated.

Fucking hell I feel bad for you reddit fags that just got took for a ride lol

>>56735369
Much more fun shorting these things back down. Easy money.

>>56735421
TWO more weeks

>Attorney General, the Treasury Secretary, the Deputy Attorney General, and the CFTC Chairman are going to be at the US Department of Justice announcement for the Cryptocurrency Enforcement Action
THIS IS IN 5 FUCKING MINUTES BY THE WAY

IN UNRELATED NEWS YELLEN WAS SEEN LEAVING A SEX SHOP WITH A LARGE STRAP ON AND NO LUBE FOR THE CRYPTO BAGGIES

>>56735391
low iq race girls are so disgusting. i wish third worlders had no access to internet.

>>56735410
Awe man I should connect to freenode again. I wasted so much of my teens there.

>>56735443
anon I hate to be the one to break it to you, but prostitutes are only yours while they are with you.

>>56735473
Wouldn't the fallout spread to the global economy

Thanks for the fun pump and dump smg, please let me know when the next one starts

>>56735437
I was kind of hoping it would get a bit more of a pump and I could short it.
That was so quick.

>>56735391
To be honest, we all love women but this tiktok/snapchat cancer of filming yourself is so utterly unsexy that it makes me go from hard to flaccid faster than a greased pig.
Anyway, time to hit legs. When I come back, I'd better see NVDA beat and pump or I am screwed. Can they really beat EPS of 3,3? That's a bit high but then again you never know since they tend to manipulate that a lot.
The revenue and net income will be interesting to see.
Some people are assuming that since a lot of research centers have already stockpiled on NVDA hardware, the revenue might miss... but that remains to be seen

>>56735505
Since when has America been concerned with that?

PSYCHE I didn't buy ant SHOTs. AAAhahahahahahaaaaaa. You all got NEEDFUL'd!

>>56735489
Nah its a neurotic she fucked someone else before she fucked me so I wouldn't like her.

>>56735505
I agree anon.
SHOT dumping will spread to the global economy.

Sell.
Everything.
Today.

My JPST doin a lil sumthn

>>56735513
It's another deflating asset. People have been using crypto as an indicator for a few years.

>>56735391
these girls act like theyre not third worlders. wtf?

>SHOT going down to 4.97
oof

shot bros.. not like this

OOOOHHHH
WHAT'S HAPPENING

CAN ALL YOU FAGGOTS FINALLY STOP POSTING NUDE/SEXY 2D/3D WOMEN

THIS IS /BIZ/ NOT /S/

Go Go Go!

>>56734280
whats up with all the scam tickers recently?
did reddit go down?

>>56735505
>Wouldn't the fallout spread to the global economy
LOL you have to be shitting me

Real Estate Global Market
>$379.7 trillion
Global Bond Market
>$133 trillion
Global Stock Market
>$106 trillion
Global Crypto Market
>$1.47 trillion

No. Crypto could be declared illegal and magically disappear and no one would feel anything except faggot silicon valley "investors"

>>56735530
I'm not selling. We got a Santa Cruz Rally to go through.

Hey anon that went all in on SHOT...
...you were just joking right?

>>56735550
Much of the US is more of a shithole than much of the third world if you ignore Africa.

>>56735579
I never understood why there was a valley devoted to fake tits.

>>56735583
Eurofags are delusional

>>56735582
>they were just joking
I truly hope not.

>>56735597
I live in the US. I just drove fast "hip hop fish and chicken" off 301 in Maryland yesterday.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>56735408
why are you low IQ? because your parents were dumb, their parents were dumb, all the way back the dinosaur era when you were the dumb rat monkeys everyone else flung poop at

>>56735577
Checked. These pump and dump schemes are really pissing me off.

>>56734828
I have roughly 50k in it so yeah

>>56735592
Dont you just love seeing a heavy bagged position on your portfolio everyday from here on our, constantly reminding you how much you hate pajeet scams, when you could've sold out for profit but got too greedy?

SHOT THROUGH THE BOTTOM, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, BABY YOU GIVE STOCKS A BAD NAME

>>56735592
That's the San Fernando valley.

POWER HOUR PLEASE I NEED IT

Why did we pump in the first place?
Why aren't we pumping anymore?
What is going to happen next?

I would like to earn some money using the stock market, please let me know how to achieve that.

Thank you, Best wishes from NYC

My door is open if you need me.

>>56735505
What fallout, the collapse of simple money laundering, drug trade, and FBI honeypots? This is a gigawin for law abiding citizens.

>>56735654
Crypto fags dont seem to realize that their "assets" are less than 0.25% of all global investments hence why they've been ignored this whole time

>>56735643
Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

>>56735634
>butt hurt gay is obsessed with poop flinging
shocked

>>56735654
>the government wants to bring down the drug trade
I think you got that backwards, chief.

>>56735635
I enjoy calling them out. I wish I hadn't hesitated with shorting though. Dammit.

>get drunk
>drink a SHOT
>get hurt from being drunk
>sue SHOT

Don’t do this

SAFETY SHOACK

>>56735550
>>56735474
>third worlders
how do you know? are they famous? video looks very US to me

>>56735675
post the view from your favela, retard third worlder

*checks earnings after the bell*

>>56735700
Most of the US is inhabited by third worlders. It's an economic zone not country.

>>56735681
Can we buy a SHOT, keep the receipt, and then get a DUI and sue them for 6 gorillion dollars?

>>56735706
move may happen early. Someone always lets it slip.

The fucking hell does SHOT even do?

>>56735671

>SHOT baggies
why would you ever want to ruin your hard earned drunkenness with a can of sobriety you stupid cocksuckers?

>>56735719
it loses /smg/ money

>>56735711
>the US only has 11 million illegals
>it has been 11 million illegals for decades, despite millions of border crossings every year

>>56735719
sorry? I'm having trouble hearing you -
*disconnects*

>>56735711
gotta say I agree with that
>t. third worlder living in US and taking your precious USD

>>56735726
I see. Many such cases

>>56735725
If Uber bans you for racism (failing to tip black drivers 25%) and you don't want a DUI.

SHOT is back! Round 2, POOOOOOOOOOOOOM IT

To da MOOOOOOOOOON!

When NVDA inevitably reports EPS of $200,000 after the close, what will the new NASDAQ 100 price be?

>>56735671
a bit closer to perfection with this Lum

Tup

I hope you're all SLURPING this tasty SHOT dip with me. SHOT TO THE MOON

I guess you could say it was a SHOT in the dark

>>56735702

>>56735719
supposed to lower alcohol content in the bloodstream when drinking, launches on december 7th. stock did a huge PnD today so a lot of people fell for it and lost money (fortunately i sold before it got too bad). still will keep my eye on it tho.

>>56735755
Sorry, Tupperware's got a $2 lid on its price.

why so many scamjeets in here today

>>56735782
If you think it isn't a scam you shouldn't have sold.

Redpill me on SHOT and I'll drop 500 USD on it. I'll post proof.

>>56735797
Orange juice with fancy marketing.

>>56735790
>today

BEARS CAN"T CUM

>>56735790
psyoping retards out of the giga pump in 40 minutes

>>56735810
how fancy we talking about, I could see people buying hyped shit

PODD Looking like a pretty good short too.

>>56734547
Short NVDA in the next 38 minutes

>>56735797
What are the odds it's not bullshit, multiplied by billions a year.

>>56735747
Listen hear you slack jawed queer, my grandmother's third husband once drove my infant self, held in my arms by my mother down a highway while shitfaced on Keystone Light and we arrived safe and sound, now pound that Zima and drive yourself home like a real fucking man, eh?

>>56735816
The day is still down.

>>56734547
Microsoft

>>56735839
A good argument, and even if it's not that effective people but stupid shit all the time. Remember powerbalance? I'll make a choice before close, I have my finger on the trigger.

>Liz Ann Sonders

>>56735825
I mean they're just straight up lying. I'd be surprised if the federal government doesn't get involved.

>>56735794
>last quarter, Safety Shot generated just $484,000 in revenues while losing more than $7 million overall
>company used to be named Jupiter Wellness and wanted to sell CBD products but quickly pivoted away from that after failing to generate commercial traction.
>https://investorplace.com/2023/11/avoid-the-drop-7-stocks-to-unload-before-they-slump/
i'm not too optimistic desu. might have another short squeeze but again most people will lose money.

>>56735853
Alright, Al. I'll take a shot and short some SHOT.

>>56735892
Good man, go grab yourself a piece of pussy before you head, out on the house.

NVDA is a shit stock. Its overvalued, it will underdeliver, guidance will be shit, it will dump.
Sell while you can, stupid fucking niggers

>>56735747
>Uber bans you for racism
has this ever happened? I wouldn't be too surprised.

>>56735912

>>56735912
seethe

>>56735912
>Shit stock
Grew earnings by +300% in 1 year.
It will top out eventually (maybe now) but calling it a shit.... do you even trade?

>>56735913
They almost certainly downrank drivers for rejecting black passengers or visiting sketchy neighborhoods. There was some hullabaloo about it a while back.

>>56735790
i dunno but its a bad sign

>>56735945
no, i invest

>>56735885
Holy fuck they're just ripping everyone off. There's no way they don't end up in jail.

https://strawpoll.com/NPgxEQ2KrZ2

dont forget to vote on nvidia

>>56735968
I will not be partaking in your data mining expedition.

>>56735972
Baggie you humongous faggot, you still around here? How's your vietnamese wife?

>>56735972
im just watching how many are bullish vs bearish. then im gonna bully the ones who are wrong

damn shot dumped a lot. my stop didnt get triggered yet. hope the line goes up more

>>56735968
>$18.40 per contract for a short dated ATM call
Holy fuck. Are they expecting a 400x multiplier?

>>56735997
Sell theta and claim total crab victory when it stays at $500.

>>56735997
No bully on Thanksgiving week fren

>>56735909
Real men like sister pussy you dumb faggot.

Guys the SHOT stock was just for fun, the pump is over.
What are you doing? Why are you still buying or holding?

https://twitter.com/WeyandPete25871

My head hurts. All I want to do is have my head stop hurting and be able to think again. Someone make it stop.

>>56736022
Healthy profit taking. #TrustThePlan #W1GWGAorWhatever

Alright SHOTbros, >>56735797 here posting proof. I didn't travel to Vegas this year so I'm gonna spin the wheel on this magic juice.

I'm holding this bitch until Dec 7th at least.

>captcha AYXRP, lol

bros there's some no news in crypto

>>56736038
its really amazing ive seen it so many times, some sort of butthurt discord server activates to post stocks here a mere hour before the dumpening
some people must really hate /smg/ for some reason

>>56736024
whatever you think nvda will do there's almost no way buying options pays lol

>>56736037
I'm glad I don't have a sister, that would just be weird , especially if she had a hot body

>>56736040
Get your shit together, Pete. And have a couple shots of vodka. Hair of the dog.

>Binance largest enforcement action by the Treasury ever

>>56736038
>The guilt when you realise you just destroyed a dozen fellow anon accounts

>>56735912
I can tell you right now its gonna beat because of my positions related to it losing

>>56735986
I got b& for two weeks for being b& 45 times, and gf has been better, she's been sick and she's not Vietnamese, she's Korean, asshole.

>>56735997
Well I'm actually pretty bullish on NVDA. I don't see how they'll miss seeing as how the united auto worker terrorists have put down their picket signs and returned to work.

>>56736052
THERE IS NO SHOT BROS IT WAS JUST A JOKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS
I JUST THREW SOME GAMBLING MONEY INTO THE STOCK AND THEN SOLD LIKE 30 MIN LATER
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING

I'm buying SHOT last minute today so either make money tomorrow or get rekt. No fucks will be given.

>>56736060
IV is so high even synthetic options are fucked.

I need NVDA to pump my bags in 20 min

>>56736075
US govt gets access to all historical transaction data to mind for criminality
>US govt gets access to all historical transaction data to mind for criminality
US govt gets access to all historical transaction data to mind for criminality

>>56736082
500 buckaroos is random stonk money, not a big deal if it tanks.

>>56736080
We all know you're secretly gay you queer. You've been here every day for like 10 years

>>56736052
I'll hold until they hit the shelves, leddit just started posting about them

Folger's (SJM) is America's go-to sister fucking brand.

oh shit, how did I miss out on this SHOT shit? I was playing magic cards all day. Looks like I'm getting in right in time for the next leg up!

>>56736080
>Being banned 45 times
They should send a YouTube style award placque in the mail for that milestone. Great job baglet

>>56736077
I didn't do shit it was all the breastposter.
I just hoped on for a bit to have some fun.
Notice that when I sold I immediately told everyone to also sell, within seconds of my sell button being clicked.
But NOOOOO, nobody pays attention to IDs or their fellow anons.

>>56736102
They could always do that with a subpoena.
I swear criminals have no idea how to do opsec and infosec. They're major retards.

anyone think SMR is really gonna stay down? The design is the first approved in years and is perfectly solid. Tons of government backing and money. Just because one utility couldn't hack it doesn't mean the concept is bad.

>>56736112
why does he look like Dennis from always sunny?

>>56736104
mai nigguru

>>56736032
my thanksgiving gifts are big open hand slaps to the ones who are wrong

>>56736038
i got in cheapish so i can hold

>>56736080
Baggie we all know you are dating a Korean lady boy. Her being sick is probably her getting surgery to look more like a woman or to get a bigger egg roll since that's what jews like you like.

>>56736123
That's just on this IP the real number is way higher than that.

>>56736141
why dont you try following the rules for a change

>>56736125
Far different getting the whole fucking thing to run screeners on to dig things out of the mass.

>>56736022
>mfw he has a stoploss
>on a PnD

I bought $462 calls for SPY. Friday

Fuck you

Oh my god its SIGA all over again.
WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS HOLD PAST THE OBVIOUS TOP
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A W AND WALK AWAY

>>56736080
>I got b& for two weeks for being b& 45 times
How is it you shit up the board so much for so long and never learned to ban evade?

Long GEO to support locking up Baggie's illegal wife prior to deportation btw.

>>56736160
See you at expiration retard

>>56736161
Because this isn't the top.

>>56736159
im still up 50% bobo

>>56736082
We are the SHOT Marines and we are never selling.

does NVDA report immediately after close or when?

SAVE looking like it's going to pump again tomorrow

>>56736128
They lost their only customer and source of revenue, no? Even someone buying them out would wait for a bankruptcy auction.

>>56736173
baggie is honorable for not evading bans

>>56736184
Not for long brosephus

Nice day for AQB... lol

>>56736150
What's the point of having rules if you're not going to bend them and eventually break them?

>>56736185
I'm in! What's our target on this fucker?

>>56736198
No, 20 mins after the bell

>>56736198
They announce at, no shit, 4:20. https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/NVDA

JUPW bros

>>56736205
Your post is wrong 3 words in.

>>56736220
>>56736218
topkek

Max bear fear just kicked in.

>>56735650
I am a baggie for the IV
And I listen to Jerome

C'mon Nigvidia, pump my SOXL bags

>>56736217
>I'm in! What's our target on this fucker?
Since you're Baggie, I'll say $100 is FUD

>>56736217
Marketcap is low, no idea. It starts selling in Las Vegas December 7th.

Then the real test, if it actually works well people will like it and it will take off like redbull, otherwise it would be best to sell before everyone realizes it doesn't work

>>56736128
Westinghouse Nuclear has entered the space with a scaled down version of their AP1000. SMR also isn't gonna make shit until like 2027 and I doubt they can compete with the resources of the larger corpos entering the space. Best case scenario some of their patents sell for good money.

>>56736241
we're going to break 30 tommorow when NVDA giga pump causes a sector wide giga pump + short squeeze

>>56736250
Red Bull made enough money to fund a formula one team and a space program. This is literally our ticket to the fucking moon! Imagine not buying a ticket to the moon for the low low price of $5.25

TA astrology tells me nvidia is holding nicely over some recent wvapperinos so im hopeful for earnings

if nvida pumps the market maybe moonSHOT gets some pumping juice for tomorrow.

>>56736112
Be honest, SGM: would you? If she was your sister

>>56736250
>Then the real test, if it actually works well people will like it and it will take off like redbull
Please understand: this is not physically possible.
By all means pump it. If it gets much higher I'd love an easy short.

MAX BEAR FEROCIOUSNESS JUST KICKED IN GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAH

>>56736202
no just their primary US/pilot customer
>NuScale Power has 19 signed and active domestic and international agreements to deploy SMR plants in 12 different countries, including Poland, Romania, the Czech Republic, and Jordan in addition to the Carbon Free Power Project.

>>56736271
Absolutely, she's really cute

Please someone bake so we have a fresh thread to go absoultely fucking insane in for NVDA

Wow SHOT is getting rekt

NoGo. RUN FOR THE HILLS. This is the highest anything will be the rest of the year! Sell all now

>>56736307
I'm not baking, the thing is, I don't even give a fuck about some lame ass bubble company, EVERYONE should be buying SHOT, this is how you get a 10 bagger.

>>56736279
Lol, I know it's funny I think they posted their science before and they said their drink helps the body break the alcohol into sugar or something. The body doesn't turn alcohol to sugar and the doctor critiquing them said they had no understanding how this works.

I think this is a money grab ill be out after the next pump

Let's fucking go boys 2 mins

>>56736324
What's you cost basis on scamSHOT?

>>56736335
>>56736335
I have baked, pray I do not bake again.

>>56736272
TA doesn't really work for earnings

FOR GODS SAKE BAKE A NEW THREAD FOR NVDA EARNINGS

>>56736271
Yes, but only with protection.

>>56736343
I got in for $5.60, but it's still early, this thing is going to $100 minimum.

>>56736353
yeah maybe true but big boys use vwap

>>56736379
>this thing is going to $100 minimum.
Why? Who told you that?

>>56736379
Are you out of your mind

>>56736281
lel