/biz/ - Business & Finance

nah

No one is itt that means I can be as loud as I want

>>56730647
I have been waiting for my unban duration.

>>56730647
I switched to ICP >>56729994

>>56730807
You must have done something very naughty. I remain on the same unbanned IP after posting 120 pages of loli manga, The lust penis gif and fap roulette image. This might be the longest I have ever been without being banned.

>>56730886
I tried to post in this thread earlier but I was still banned.
I will go to my laptop and complete the post I wrote hours ago.

>>56730893
The 4channel developers don't seem to want to whitelist my IP to make up for their mistakes. Maybe if I keep asking they will do it eventually. I hope having 60+ false bans won't eventually give me an automatic permaban.

oh no!

Opinions in cartesi?

>>56731159
I initially thought it was a shitcoin, but then I saw serious projects I liked talk about it, and then I convinced myself that those serious projects are also shitcoins now because I hate being wrong.

Serious shitcoin. Got it

>>56731317
>those serious projects are also shitcoins
Statistically, this is probably correct.

Goodnight thread

>>56733024
It’s only 1815. I was going to post mahiro laser eyes, but I got automatically banned again, less than 6 hours after my previous unban. Meidos, please fix my IP.

>>56733076
Maybe you're right, I was gonna to go sleep early because this day has not worked out too well so that my real yesterday can start tomorrow.

>>56733076
Stop doing whatever weird thing you are doing with your router. It isn't increasing your security in any useful way.

>>56733172
I’m not doing anything though :(

>>56733282
You are running a TOR node right? You are probably the only person on this board doing that and the only one being banned. You must have set up some weird port forwarding settings. That or your gaming router is set to game mode and you are being banned for lag spikes.

>>56733374
I strongly believe it’s the relay, yes. If Tor is a CIA honeypot then why does the 4channel CIA honepot try to stop me from helping them? Either 4chan is secretly russian or the CIA is a chinese conspiracy.

CZ just resigned.

>>56733408
>why does the 4channel CIA honepot try to stop me from helping them
Because for every real user like you the CIA need to run one additional node.

>>56733472
really?

also I would like to make an announcement to this thread.

>>56733472
My fellow Binancians...

>>56733500
Statistically I think they need to run a lot more proportionally per user.

>>56733524
That is even more work than I thought. That could have been a lot of money that the US government could be spending to hire women to cosplay as Misato at anime conventions.

>>56733516
We're all listening

>>56733597
performance is significantly under par
trannies must up their rates from 41% to 100% ASAP!

>>56733644
epic!

>>56733594
Sowwy that we can't give you health care, iron dome missiles cost $100,000 per pop, we'll need to pay for them somehow.

>>56733664
The burger coastguard is shutting down locations this week due to lack of funding. The whole thing is hilarious.

>>56733644
>>56733695

>>56733716
I'm missing out as we speak, what coins should I be buying right now. The ones I like or Bitcoin? I don't like Bitcoin.

>>56734324
How is your strategy of asking for financial advice from people posting 2D trap porn going?

>>56734361

>>56734593
You should buy coins you like.

>>56734638
Are you doing the same?

>>56734672
No, I am already all in and my biggest hold is stuck in hold mode. I predict short term pain in the market because of our fellow Binancian Changpeng Zao pleading guilty to things he has been denying on Twitter for years.

>>56734721
>pain in the market
Why, binance not getting insta rugged sounds like a good thing for the market.

CZ still owner, but not CEO.
This is a sham. He settled to keep running the ponzi and has a new puppet. Bullish.

>>56734850
He is forbidden in having anything to do with it

>>56734802
Yes, the famously rational crypto market made up of logical, smart and emotionally stable traders will surely all arrive at this logical conclusion.

>>56734920
He was forbidden to do everything he has ever done so far, what’s your point exactly?

>>56735002
He already confessed guilty to crimes, presumably the laundering money to Iran that they used to buy nuclear weapons will be taken very seriously. This is the end of CZ but not necessarily the end of Binance. You could say that doens't matter since CZ has zero charisma and the hardest part of replacing him would be reprogramming the social media bots to learn the new CEOs name.

>>56735095
His image is hurt, but who cares? He will secretly continue as before.

Support Asian entrepreneurs.

>>56735167
>He will secretly continue as before.
Whay do you think a CEO does? He founded Binance and is their frontman but is not the sole owner. Assuming Binance pay their 4 billion and have no further trouble from the law after that whether CZ is around or not would have literally zero influence on what happens next. Unless there is a shadow Binance and all the shareholders are actually just fronts and CZ really holds all the power.

>>56735291
Yes.

>>56735302
That would be very funny. I really don't care whether CZ goes to jail or not because he is so easily replaceable. I just can't picture him getting away with it.

>copy paste incoming

Zhao will plead guilty to violations of the Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) and other related laws.
He has agreed to a fine of $50 million, which will be credited against payments made to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) if paid by the sentencing date.
Zhao is prohibited from making any public statements contradicting his admission of guilt or the facts established in the case.

Binance Plea Agreement:

Binance will plead guilty to operating an unlicensed money transmitting business, violating the BSA, and conducting prohibited transactions with Iran.
Binance agrees to the facts stated in the plea agreement and commits to full cooperation with the government.
Zhao has resigned as CEO of Binance, and the company has barred him from future involvement in its operations for three years from the date a monitor is appointed.
Binance must enhance its compliance program and appoint an independent monitor for three years.
At the plea agreement's end, Binance's CEO and chief compliance officer must certify compliance with the plea agreement terms.
Binance consents to a fine of approximately $1.805 billion, reflecting a discount for partial cooperation, to be paid within 15 months post-sentencing.

Binance will also pay a money judgment of approximately $2.511 billion, part of which is related to transactions with U.S. users and another part related to transactions involving Iran, to be paid within specific timeframes post-sentencing.
Binance, like Zhao, cannot make public statements contradicting their acceptance of responsibility or the facts described in their respective plea agreements.

>>56735472
>Binance will plead guilty to operating an unlicensed money transmitting business, violating the BSA, and conducting prohibited transactions with Iran.
Holy fuck. The CFTC fined them billions for this but admitting this in could get them charged with fucking war crimes from other federal agencies.

>>56733695
>>56733716
desu senpai
im all down for pegging but no real penis
i literally can't explain the difference but financially i would never pay for a real penis
its totally disgusting to me
meanwhile pegging is totally fine
cant explain it but i don't argue with my gut. its all i listen to really

>>56735542
..I don't trust in this to happen.

>Binance charged with helping a sanctioned country buy WMDs
>Binance cards dying in less than a month
> An independant external compliance monitor assigned after all of their internal compliance officers quit. This will lead to awkward questions being made in public and therefore pressure on non-burger countries.
>Binance are banned from making posts about funds are safu, this will probably lead to panic.

>>56735697
>cant explain it but i don't argue with my gut. its all i listen to really
Your gut has been infected by intestinal parasites who want you to be fucked up the ass to cause inflamation which they feed off. Take some ivermectin and see does your desire to be fucked up the ass go away. If not take a larger dose of horse dewormer.

>>56735699
>>56735742
There is an unfilled gap at $3500. All gaps must be filled.

>>56735697
I can explain it. You are ashamed.

>>56735824
Shitposting aside, the only real cure is getting fucked up the ass isn't it?

>>56735869
Might be. As someone who has had a penis inside my butt what made me stop wanting penis in my butt was in fact a penis in my butt. Sometimes fantasies are just fantasies and fighting fire with fire can eliminate a fetish.

>>56735882
>Sometimes fantasies are just fantasies and fighting fire with fire can eliminate a fetish.
Can confirm. I got over my throat-fucking fetish due to vomit and red eyes that lasted days.

I'd like to get over my wanting a gf fetish.

>>56735955
Talking to women makes this go away.

>>56735766
nah i've done that... that just made the submissive tendencies go away.
Also pegging is the wrong word. but a finger in the but just stimulating the prostate while getting head is a top notch way to make it in bed, financially speaking of course.
what you speak of actually did wildly affect my fetish preferences, but i've always been hedonistic. And at some point it simply feels good.

>>56735824
nah senpai, had too many ego deaths for that
i know what i am and what i'm not
see above

>>56736121
99% of the time people talk about ego death I don’t believe them. I have seen people repress plenty enough shit on high doses of psychs and convince themselves they weren’t.

>>56735977
Checked, I'll give any anon that can name me any place to go into to achieve this - an unknown amount of XMR if it ends up working.

https://youtu.be/_XEVCOhtLac
banance

>>56736170
interesting take but wasn't repressed
my ego death was actually related to a totally inflated ego
with that being said some dude I liked alot as a friend (who i thought was 100% straight, but definitely did like girls tried to fuck me on a heavy trip
It fucked with me as you could imagine, but at no point did the thought of it not make me anus tense up and squirm with an uncomfortable feeling, same exact feeling i have about gay stuff when im sober.
ohh and by that point I already had have a girl put some stuff there
i didn't even have to pay (since this is biz I will keep this related to finance)
sorry homo but straight men can like things in their buts, not be gay, and be that comfortable with themselves.

>>56736257
Okay this is pretty huge after all. I take back what I said

They are now completely forbidden from even being in the US, it's over for them.

>>56736325
I’m not saying you are gay because statistically you probably aren’t, but your reasoning isn’t very solid. I agree, straight men can enjoy things in their butt. I just don’t trust psychedelic reasoning. If you are not currently one of them I am sure you have witnessed a psychedelic user identity as a psychonaut and go around telling everyone about how psychedelics make them better than other people and that they had ego death simultaneously as their ego is through the roof from believing they got rid of their ego and inadvertently replaced and inflated it instead of deflating it. These people are temporarily insufferable until they either drug themselves into psychosis or stop being retarded (less likely). Usually teenagers and young adults, but sometimes older too.

kda sisters pls tell me we opening a beoble chat eventually you are the only clique in this shithole i unironically like itd be cool to chat with u sometimes....... ><

>>56736489
A boeomegle chat? Sorry, Omegle got shut down due to too many predators.

The only thing that keeps chats alive is a steady influx of random users trolling. Boards spawned from other boards seldom survive long.

Someone asked it's not enough and why no one is going to jail

>>56736460
incredibly well phrased
anyways, when is babena gonna make me rich?

>>56736414
bruh, they literally just said that they are letting binance continue to exist.
this is huge.
binance is going to get us banking access back...

>>56736616
>binance is going to get us banking access back...
See my post here maybe you missed it >>56736414

Why aren't any of you trannies horny?

>>56736650
I have no testicles. How horny do you expect me to be? Maybe I’ll finish a VN today! That’s the best kind of relaxed comfy mild ero.

>>56736414
no they aren't
Secretary man literally said that binance agreed to be subject to stricter oversight for 5 years.
What oversight if binance gotta GTFO
they just paid 4B to play, lol

>>56735095
>nuclear weapons
are these nuclear weapons in the room with us right now ? can you prove they exist ?

>>56736763
I don't trust you to have understood anything you have listened to.
You are wrong and here is the timestamp, https://youtu.be/_XEVCOhtLac?t=921
>Increased scrutiny over 5 years by a third party, who will insure banance's complete exist from the united states

>>56736846
>https://youtu.be/_XEVCOhtLac?t=921
oh fuck,
I listened at 2x speed. fuck me where am I going to buy KDA now...

>>56736894
guess I'll have to use zelcore bridge (or whatever has lowest fees)
gay

Introducing new exchange, Pingnance by Peng Fhao.

>>56736894
>I listened at 2x speed
I did as well, I'd call that a skill issue.

Finally figured out how to use that one L1 I wanted to try out, didn't end up killing myself after all. Last time I wanted to do that while trying to get wallets to work was harmony one, then the network died.

scamdena price prediction dropped

>>56737985
Can't believe the team would release this on twitter like that.

>>56737985
I want my $77 beach party before 2045, revise this chart.

>>56738341
Don't you worry