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work in office: 3 old women notice you took a long pee break and as they notice and gossip more your bladder gets shier and shier in a shared bathroom where every 3 mins some dude comes in and plops a few turds out
work in retail: private bathroom no one keeps tabs on you every time you pee

work in office: some weird fucking RO water system with brown ass lines
work in retail: a nice large spring water system

work in office: men and women expected to do the same job, women tend to fail, need to pick up their slack but at least they are heckin good at party plaaaaaaning!
work in retail: women only do cashier

work in office: get taken out to a nice meal for the holidays (mostly muslims and jews), not all you can drink
work in retail: get taken out to a nice meal for the holidays (CHRISTMAS BABY), all you can drink

work in retail: get constant praise for working hard
work in office: get work stolen and assigned insane new tasks that are insurmountable and take a long time to learn constant new tasks while the people gossiping about how lazy and slow you are do 1 single job that takes 3 hours a week

>> No.56731286

wageGODS stay winning

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>>56731266
dont work at all: can shit and piss whenever you want

>> No.56731329

>>56731266
>he thinks all office jobs are the same
get real white collar skills and work at a real company and no one gives a shit what you do as long as your work gets done. get a zero skill office job (clerk, data entry, etc.) at some shithole small business and loser unskilled women will hen peck you to death.

>> No.56731354

>>56731329
all office jobs in my field are the same, correct. I've worked for a top 10 largest company in the industry, a type of tech, and a startup (which in my field means like $500m working capital)

also:
work in retail: only white people with 1 or 2 minorities
work in office: only minorities and you